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As the number of deaths due to COVID-19 continues to climb, the world is eagerly waiting for a vaccine.

A leading pandemic adviser to the UK government has suggested that a vaccine against the coronavirus will be available in 2020 and 2021.

"In the last seven months since I have been involved, the progress is absolutely staggering and there are now first-generation vaccines," Sir Jeremy Farrar, the director of health research charity Wellcome Trust, told the BBC's HARDtalk program. "There’s probably five or six of them - from the US, from Europe, from China, from Russia - that are becoming available."

Despite the optimism, he also urged caution, saying the first generation of vaccines wouldn't solve everything.

I’m Convinced To Learn Fencing

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Why isn't this in first place!

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Meanwhile, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the head of the World Health Organization, said at a news briefing that there was "no silver bullet at the moment - and there might never be".

Mr. Tedros advised people around the world to comply with measures such as social distancing, hand-washing and mask-wearing, saying: "Do it all."

"A number of vaccines are now in phase 3 clinical trials, and we all hope to have a number of effective vaccines that can help prevent people from infection," he said. "However, there is no silver bullet at the moment, and there might never be. For now, stopping outbreaks comes down to the basics of public health and disease control: testing, isolating and treating patients, and tracing and quarantining their contacts."

So it looks like our safety still depends a lot on our own efforts. And memes, of course.

Found This Sign, It Seems The Only Requirement For This Job Is To Have A Hint Of Common Sense

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

I love the author of this sign! What a legend!

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Source

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Gold!

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Beep Beep

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Kesam 4 years ago

Perfect, PERFECT analogy! 🙂

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Totally Worth It

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Scagsy 4 years ago

Ultimate passive-aggression by proxy. Genius

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Europe & America

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Kesam 4 years ago

Yea, keep out please. No offense. 🤗

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Probably The Best One I've Seen So Far:

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Sarah Fox 4 years ago

THIS 👏

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Solidarity

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Vic 4 years ago

This one needs to be higher up

87points

#10

Just Shut Up And Wear Your Mask.

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Roadkill The Brave 4 years ago

This needs to be higher up.

80points

#11

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Scagsy 4 years ago

lol Funny cos it's true

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#12

Utah Mom's Penis Mask Trick Is How She Can Tell When People Are ‘Too Close’

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Who thinks of these things? Very clever though.

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#13

Fake

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Daria Z 4 years ago

Ha! Solipsism forever :D

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#14

I'd Prefer A Trebuchet

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Bacony 4 years ago

Or better yet, get a HAZMAT team to scrape off some of the wall of your lungs, and dump it into Trump's coffee.

111points

#15

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Kesam 4 years ago

Great analogy, except the fact that Trump voting covidiots are anything but cool.

128points

#16

Stop Lights Are For Sheeple

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Laughed out loud at this one.

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#17

Wear A Mask And Stay Safe

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Bacony 4 years ago

He also practises Food Hygiene.

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#18

Masking Sacrifice

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Scagsy 4 years ago

Too true. If this is the worst thing that happens in any person's lifetime, then they have been very lucky.

89points

#19

Buy Your Copy Now!

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Brutal!

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#20

The Best Depression

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

A tremendous depression.

135points

Monday 4 years ago

A depression unlike anything the world has ever seen *hand gestures*

29points

Anna Repp 4 years ago

The biggest, most beautiful depression! They said we cannot do depression - but we've done it! The most beautiful, the biggest depression in the world. Read the manuals! Read the books!

5points

Debbie Pugsley 4 years ago

Nobody's ever Seen a depression like this one!!

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Tabitha L 4 years ago

YUGE depression.

15points

Suzi Gauthier 4 years ago

My boyfriend & I play a drinking game when watching Trump speak. Every time he uses one of his usual superlatives, you have to take a drink. We tried taking shots but we got too drunk.

12points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

At least it was superlatives and not lies. That would no doubt lead to alcohol poisoning.

3points

Gosia B 4 years ago

The Trump Depression maybe?

10points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

That's been the last 3+ years!

2points

Kris Vandenberghe 4 years ago

Nobody understands depression better than me, I am great at depressions, I'm the greatest depression myself, let's Make America Depressed Again!

8points

Lyra Rey 4 years ago

Best depression. A lot of people are saying it.

8points

kitk4t 4 years ago

Bigly depression.

7points

Christophe Beunens 4 years ago

the orange depression

6points

Scagsy 4 years ago

If we don't find a vaccine it could be the Eternal Depression

6points

eimipet 4 years ago

You call it The “Everyone is depressed” Depression.

5points

Doggo Georgia 4 years ago

Lol 😁

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

A beautiful and winning end of the world as we know it. Brought to you by Trump, McConnell, DeVos, Mnuchin, and the other Trump Troglodytes.

4points

Hazel Waring 4 years ago

The "Lets make Depressions great again" depression

3points

Debra Powers 4 years ago

Experts are amazed at how great a recession it is!

2points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

"This depression is perfect. Nobody knows depression like I do. Only I can depress this nation."

2points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

How about "WE'RE ALL F***ED!!"

2points

Heidi Bean 4 years ago

A bigly depression

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Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

The Intermission. "Time out, everybody! Give the world a break!"

1point

thomas schmalz 4 years ago

I haven't been this depressed since Vietnam

1point

Jane Alexander 4 years ago

A depression that 'trumps' all others?

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

The orange depression.

1point

Chris DiFonso 4 years ago

A bigly depression. The best depression that Trump has ever seen. Etc.

1point

Blackheart 4 years ago

You call it a s**t show

1point

Josh Tall 4 years ago

I know lots of good depressions....

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DC 4 years ago

This is a terrific depression! It depresses more like any depression before did! We're doing a great job to make this depression even more tremendous! We will make America great again!

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

* You will make America great again, I will be gone by the time you realize what I did, but mostly didn't do, to destroy the country.

1point

Bhadrika Love 4 years ago

A big be-yoo-tiful depression

1point

Scagsy 4 years ago

A big throbbing depression?

1point

Bacony 4 years ago

We call it "oh s**t where are the aliens gonna land now"

1point

Alex Hamilton 3 years ago

Trumpession?

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FurryPotatoCat 4 years ago

the big oof

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I love Hermione 4 years ago

trump right there

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FridayFeels 4 years ago

The extreme depression!

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Dave Chamberlain 4 years ago

Trump

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okpkpkp 4 years ago

TRUMP

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shado 4 years ago

ironically somehow I doubt the bloated orange turnip will be as quick to take credit for any of that if it doesn't help boost his party line

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Sue Clifford 4 years ago

“This is the Greatest Depression America has ever seen” I am Donald Trump and I approved this message.

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Too lazy 4 years ago

Ultimate agony!

0points

Patricia Kasprowski 4 years ago

Let's ask tRump. Oh wait, he doesn't know.

0points

Barbara Miller 4 years ago

Armageddion 2020 ...

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Aitchilm 4 years ago

Depression is a beautiful thing.

0points

Barbara Ferguson-Marks 4 years ago

We are the ENY of every country--due to our Great Depression--No one has done it better~

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Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Wave those lttle sparklers at least once a year!

0points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

Obama's fault!

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Meami 4 years ago

Well, I laughed at this and then realized, it's really not funny...

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Gracie Noble 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

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backatya 4 years ago

its called pandemic

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Vicki Perizzolo 4 years ago

this is the result of Donny-in-charge and his Covidiots on the hill

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Annamay 4 years ago

A beautiful depression.

0points

Sandra Llewelyn 4 years ago

The start of socialism!

0points

Caroline Overill 4 years ago

Calamitous depression

0points

Jane Dorothy Warner 4 years ago

A big black pit.

0points

Nazare Andrei-Cristian 4 years ago

Very depression. Such greatest. Much wow!

0points

Annie 4 years ago

A bigly beautiful depression!

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Alexandra Heinlein 4 years ago

We'll look back on this post in 6 years and call ourselves naive idiots.😑

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Ron Woering 4 years ago

The Mother of All Depressions

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Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Bigly depression

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Karen Lyon 4 years ago

We call it just part of the "W-shaped recovery". That's what we call it. Of course.

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Bebe 4 years ago

Good. Very good. Good. Best. Really good. Never been better good.

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Sharon Vaughn 4 years ago

Economic disaster.

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Wendy Lam 4 years ago

Everything dies Type O Negative

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Jane W. 4 years ago

Very depressingl.

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Jerry Mathers 4 years ago

Or the republican "plan"

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Peter Kelly 4 years ago

The stupidity of politicians...???

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Owen Purdy 4 years ago

Corona

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Allen Dela Cruz 4 years ago

"Make recession great again"

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Debi Blackshaw 4 years ago

The infinity depression.... it never ends.

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slothy the slow 4 years ago

Trumpression

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David K 4 years ago

a ludicrous depression

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Linda HS 4 years ago

A bigly depression 😁

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Indi 4 years ago

It's perfect.

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Mel 4 years ago

Uber depression

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April Thompson 4 years ago

The Plunge

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Emma Williams 4 years ago

It’s a bigly depression indeed.

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Red Hair Blue Soul 4 years ago

A Bigly Depression!

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Sarah Laurent 4 years ago

Our numbers are tremendous ! We are doing great ! The best that America has ever done <3 See ? We're number one here and here ! We're the best !

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BoredPerson 4 years ago

A 2020 level depression. Nothing else. People will know what we mean

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ArhomR 4 years ago

Bigggggly recession!!

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S 4 years ago

The end

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#21

Don’t Be A Beach

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Viviane 4 years ago

Can we get the shark to come back?

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#22

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Sarah Fox 4 years ago

or when the people deciding that schools should open have that meeting ONLINE

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#23

Corona-Jokes

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Daria Z 4 years ago

Even adults don't all behave as they should.

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#24

Perfect Cover For A Murder

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Tabitha L 4 years ago

That's a clever way to get away with murder.

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#25

Can’t Argue With That Logic...

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Scagsy 4 years ago

1:Bug 2:Isolate 3:Vaccine 4:Back to normal. How can we not achieve this as a WHOLE F***ING WORLD???

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#26

The Ending We Need

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Carlos Ferreira 4 years ago

One can dream big.

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#27

This Has Been Reiterated Several Times And They Still Won't Get Their Shit Together. I Hate It Here

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Katinka Min 4 years ago

It's odd how a whole genre has suddenly changed from action movies to satire movies. I'll never see an old American pandemic movie without laughing myself silly.

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#28

The Hero We Need

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Nicola Roberts 4 years ago

Point made. Debate on cigarettes continues

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#29

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Kesam 4 years ago

Little known fact: the top one is wearing a MAGA hat.

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#30

Essential Staff, Heroes, Invisible, Sacrificial.

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Sarah Fox 4 years ago

thank you @jo lee joestar

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#31

Masks Are Cool. Corona Is Lame.

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Sarah Fox 4 years ago

healthcare workers/retail workers after putting on a mask all day: 😎

76points

#32

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Scagsy 4 years ago

The new t-w4t Terminator couldn't find John Connor so ended it all.

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#33

Advice For Life.

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Solid advice, indeed.

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#34

Well, It's Happening Exactly As Expected

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manon M 4 years ago

Pas drôle ☹️

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#35

Eh...it’s Worth A Shot.

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Maybe it is worth a shot?!

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#36

The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance

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Monday 4 years ago

And little Billy is going to excitedly tell you what a great day he had playing "Corona virus tag" with all his friends.

109points

#37

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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GirlFriday 4 years ago

Amateur. I also keep a weaponized vulture on my shoulder at all times.

173points

#38

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Brilliant!

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#39

It's Safe

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Tabitha L 4 years ago

This person makes me sick.

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#40

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Ray Heap 4 years ago

A long time ago I worked as a tech-weenie at at call center for Sony TV`s. One caller was complaining about her telly as she was a vegitarian and demanded to know if the plasma in the TV was animal or human. I had the speaker on loud when I explained.

120points

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#41

Acting Like A Karen To Get A Free Pizza

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Well done, Domino's!

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#42

Double Standards Much?

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Defies logic. But then again, they don't seem to have any.

18points

#43

One Thing I Do So Well

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Daria Z 4 years ago

Well, I doubt I'll be mistaken for one in Russia. So I just do it to protect the others.

15points

#44

Why These Babies Are Crying

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Grace Cho 4 years ago

hah so true

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#45

50 Year Slow Roll.

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Sarah Fox 4 years ago

I KNEW IT

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#46

Good Advice ....

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Bacony 4 years ago

And it'll probably trick the Templars, Illuminati, and the Reptillians too.

15points

#47

Kid Murders Anti-Masker Who Uses Population To Explain American Deaths.

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Nadine Khazaka 4 years ago

And that's why math matters in real life,children.

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#48

Mini Meme Dump

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Scagsy 4 years ago

A French wound at that

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#49

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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#50

2020=bad

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Vic 4 years ago

.. or 2020s kids can relate to this..

18points

#51

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Daria Z 4 years ago

Yessss! 😫

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#52

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Bacony 4 years ago

lets ban trump from technology before 1990

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#53

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

That's why Trump is looking to get rid of him.

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#54

Oh Yes!! Ha

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#55

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Grace Cho 4 years ago

I might as well eat my mask and choke to death

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#56

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Nadine Khazaka 4 years ago

Simple,funny, effective, absolutely brilliant.

9points

#57

Wake Up Sheep

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Yes, in these days you have to post [Start Joke] ----- post joke ----- [End Joke] followed by the disclaimer that this was a joke, that it didn't actually happen and that there's no way that that could have ever happened or is likely to happen now or in the future.

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#58

Corona-Jokes

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Monday 4 years ago

I think I did something similar on a dare once....

12points

#59

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

What a babydoll. So patient. Hope he got lots of treats.

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#60

You Had One Job

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John Smith 4 years ago

Tsk tsk tsk

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#61

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Nicola Roberts 4 years ago

Between Google and Alexa I have no secrets. One of you knows if I've just farted. Honestly, I wouldn't waste your money on a chip too.

10points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#62

Corona-Jokes

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Kesam 4 years ago

"You want me to... wear a mask??"

15points

#63

Micro Chips In Vaccine , I Have Reasearch

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François Carré 4 years ago

This. Why would the government (or Bill Gates) bother forcing a chip into your body ? You already BOUGHT a tracking device that you carry all the time and everywhere, including the bathroom and your bed.

33points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#64

"We're Lower Than The World"

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Aussie Gold! https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/axios-interview-aussies-viral-donald-trump-interview-sparks-hundreds-of-memes/news-story/2e9d18556fe22d8996593e5c922c7cf4

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#65

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Tabitha L 4 years ago

I have a gift card for a wine/cheese tasting at a restaurant that feels equally useless. I'm not even sure that the restaurant is still in business.

12points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#66

Patton Oswalt Is Always On Point

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Orillion 4 years ago

Well you would want to know if the person in charge of nukes HAS dementia. They should be tested frequently.

3points

#67

Irony

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Sarah Fox 4 years ago

don't laugh, don't laugh😂

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#68

Hold My Corona

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Grace Cho 4 years ago

This is true tho...

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Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#69

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Scagsy 4 years ago

I think you may already have found it

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#70

Oh I Get It Now

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#71

Efficient Mask Wearing

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Nadine Khazaka 4 years ago

My newest pet peeve.

7points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#72

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

Besides, the poor are tough and stringy. 😉

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#73

Saw This Spaceman In The Wild Today

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Carlos Ferreira 4 years ago

Looks like he has a handle on the situation

31points

#74

Wedding Invitations In My Country During Quarantine

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

This is a cute idea, but not very sanitary, now that they've been printed on, and rolled up and beribboned. (Do not try this at home!)

3points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#75

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Mark Serbian 4 years ago

Boom!

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#76

The End Is Near

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Kevin Wilcoxon 4 years ago

Unfortunately, I agree.

3points

#77

Yuo Cant Make Me Wear A Mask

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Kady Maree Mcgrath 4 years ago

Racist little bish

28points

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

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Internet Gives Unemployed Woman A Reality Check After She Expects Friends To Buy Her A Trip

#78

So I Got This Mask

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Kady Maree Mcgrath 4 years ago

Does she have sticky tape on her nails to look like she got her nails done xD

21points

#79

Us Government Tactics For Dealing With Corona

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Sadly this is true.

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#80

But They All Had Lab Coats!

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Kitsune Fox Girl 4 years ago

karens be like

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#81

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Sarah Fox 4 years ago

write a comment on bored panda... in a pandemic?

14points

#82

Ummm, Yeah Bro, That Explains It! *nervous Laughter*

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Viviane 4 years ago

Introverts were right all along!

3points

#83

My Boss I Over It Already Lol

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

So not when I'm travelling home on public transport?

8points

#84

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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Viviane 4 years ago (edited)

Killing kids, not a problem. On the other hand, letting their teachers and their parents live long enough to vote...

8points

#85

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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somnomania 4 years ago

my dad, every time he leaves the house

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#86

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

Ha! They all need to go back then.

9points

#87

Saw It Coming And Dropped The Ball.

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

And dropped the ball....

14points

#88

Remember To Wash Your Hands

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Courtney Christelle 4 years ago

My niece once asked me for a kiss. "Sure, sweetie." Two inches from my face she open mouthed coughs on me.

5points

#89

If Everybody Would Be An Introvert Than Corona Would Be Dead Within 7 Days

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Catlady6000 4 years ago

Introverts unite! Or don't

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#90

Maybe Because There Is No Vaccine For The Corona Virus

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Monday 4 years ago

If we don't rush people to the hospital for a papercut, why do we do it for a stabwound?

21points

#91

Just Wear A Mask And Save Everybody The Trouble

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Roadkill The Brave 4 years ago

No its not, welcome to the right to refuse, which every business in the U.S. has.

8points

#92

Please Wear Masks So People Can See Their Families And Friends Again.

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Bacony 4 years ago

We should build a wall around America.

21points

#93

Welp!!

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Grethe de Waal 4 years ago

look like you ate a bee

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#94

Anti Anti Mask

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Viviane 4 years ago

If it puts masks on anti-maskers, mission accomplished.

29points

#95

The Iceberg Is A Myth

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

1. If the ship is sinking why is the band still playing? 2. I can't be sinking, I'm sitting here on the stern 150 feet above the sea. 3. This ship is unsinkable. I read it in the brochure. Fake media!!! 4. It's a hoax, made up by the sailors.

27points

#96

Balls

Final score:

39points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

The lioness is in a frisky mood...

1point

#97

Well, It's Happening Exactly As Expected

Final score:

38points

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Troux 4 years ago

No distancing, no masks...My god! These children aren't following rules while they are unsupervised?!?! Who could have possibly predicted this?

24points

#98

Oh No...anyway

Final score:

37points

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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)

No it’s horrible for us too. We don’t like people, that doesn’t mean we don’t do stuff. Like go to restaurants, make money, go on vacation, chill with people we can actually tolerate.

2points

#99

Listen Here You Little Hypotenuse

Final score:

36points

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Csaba Hegedűs 4 years ago

Maybe the picture is off and they are standing in a tetrahedron formation.

8points

#100

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

Final score:

34points

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Sarah Fox 4 years ago

haha more like 'every sane human being' (in place of me)

10points

#101

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

Final score:

34points

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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

Just looking at this picture makes me feel the pain.

2points

#102

Go Corona

Final score:

33points

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#103

Alignment Based On What Mask You Choose

Final score:

33points

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somnomania 4 years ago

except now they're saying (and it makes sense) that anything with a valve or vent renders the mask useless, because it doesn't block the particles from coming out or going in, so lawful neutral needs to be shuffled down to the evil level

1point

#104

How To Put Mask On Cat

Final score:

32points

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eimipet 4 years ago

Don’t mind me, just hiding an unliked comment!

9points

#105

The True Enemy Of Corona

Final score:

28points

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Grace Cho 4 years ago

Hey this app actually exists

3points

#106

Corona Was Set Up By The Government!?!?!??!!!!!?!?

Final score:

28points

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PeaceOfMind 4 years ago

LOVE the arrowverse reference

1point

#107

The Corona Club

Final score:

28points

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Jessica 4 years ago

Love this movie

1point

#108

Damn Karen

Final score:

27points

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SoozeeQ 4 years ago

I know someone who is number three, and looks exactly like that, too!

11points

#109

Corona Virus Makes People Healthier

Final score:

27points

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sabocat 4 years ago

Quit life they mean :(

1point

#110

Corona-Jokes

Final score:

26points

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Troux 4 years ago

Jon's right hand is heating up Garfield's lasagna.

10points

#111

Corona Fake!!!!!!

Final score:

24points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Stand your ground law: Under certain circumstances, individuals can use deadly force to defend themselves.

3points

#112

Putting On Masks Can’t Suffocate You

Final score:

23points

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#113

Haha Corona Go Infect

Final score:

21points

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Monday 4 years ago

That's...that's not what irony is...

14points

#114

Why Do I Wear A Mask You Ask? *cries Internally*

Final score:

21points

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#115

Never Have I Ever Taken The Mask With Me The First Try!

Final score:

20points

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I love Hermione 4 years ago

THEY DIDN'T CENSOR IT IT'S A MIRACLE

1point

#116

Wearing A Mask To Not Not Get Covid

Final score:

17points

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Jolee zzstu Abramson 4 years ago

i need this

2points

#117

Don't Be Karen,wear Mask

Final score:

16points

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#118

Next Week: Corona, What A Surprise!

Final score:

14points

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Deborah Brett 4 years ago

NZ has closed its borders to tourists, and is imposing mandatory supervised quarantine on everyone coming in.

7points

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Craig Silberman 4 years ago

marshmallo...0eddfd.jpg

16points

Parmeisan 4 years ago (edited)

Correction: Trump ate everybody's marshmallows and then never explained the rules. (Edit: errant apostrophe)

15points

Party Poison 4 years ago

I UPVOTED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12points

Ember 4 years ago

SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

1point

AndyR 4 years ago

Ultimately the problem can be solved by two things - people being responsible (and isolating if there's an outside chance they have it) and governments not prioritising the economy over human life.

11points

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

You're asking for the universe on a stick there!

2points

Tabitha L 4 years ago

Some of these were new (which is appreciated) and clever. Some didn't feel like jokes.

4points

Flavia Slag 4 years ago

My "friend" was going to do this.I explained it defeats the purpose....She complained it makes her face sweat...I explained so will a ventilator (i am an ICU nurse) She refuses to wear a mask in my car. I no longer take her places. That's bad news for her. She doesn't drive. My car my rules.

2points

xeramtheum 4 years ago

My favorite! Mask-On-5f...5e50e0.jpg

1point

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago (edited)

Do you guys have any experience on where to buy (reusable) masks? Amazon and ebay have plenty, but most seem to be against dust/ pollution, which is hardly the same

1point

mph seti 4 years ago

reusable cloth masks keep your spittle in, which protects people around you from you. They're not designed to protect you from a virus itself. This matters because if everyone wears a cloth mask when out in public, there's much less of a chance of anyone infecting anyone else.

3points

kate h 4 years ago

I got mine from https://pvtlmotions.com/ 2 layer cotton with a pocket for a filter that they also sell. Has the nose wire, covers the chin and ear loops are adjustable. The filters are a little tricky to get in. I throw them in the wash and dry them on low, no shrinkage. I don't trust Amazon or ebay anymore with all the fake stuff :(

2points

b l a n c 4 years ago

you can buy a lot of them online, that's where my mom got them, and i'm sure etsy has some, but really if it's a mask that covers all of your face and you wear it properly than it should do fine

1point

Bill 4 years ago (edited)

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charolette 1 year ago

too bad we had to have that FAKE election. not only doe we have covid all over our country, we have dementia running it.

0points

Karl Mia 2 years ago

Dr.ALUDA God will continue to bless you more abundantly, for the good works you are doing in peoples life, I will keep on writing and posting testimonies about you on the Internet, I was an (HPV and Herpes virus) patient, I saw a blog on how Dr. ALUDA cured someone, I contacted him via email @ draludaharbalhome@gmail.com and also got my healing

0points

SaraFromHell 4 years ago

Good job!

0points

What's In Your Head? 4 years ago

Not my kind of humour.

-1point

Marnie 4 years ago

The US as a federal entity has done horribly in response to the pandemic. But as for numbers and the graphs, you can't compare the US as a whole to a country in Europe. You have to compare individual states to countries in Europe.

-3points

Miklós Nagy 4 years ago

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Shall we talk about neo-fascism in Hungary then?

6points

Joseph Smith 4 years ago

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Monday 4 years ago

I can guarantee a sheep is more useful to the world than one Joseph Smith.

22points

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Craig Silberman 4 years ago

marshmallo...0eddfd.jpg

16points

Parmeisan 4 years ago (edited)

Correction: Trump ate everybody's marshmallows and then never explained the rules. (Edit: errant apostrophe)

15points

Party Poison 4 years ago

I UPVOTED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12points

Ember 4 years ago

SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

1point

AndyR 4 years ago

Ultimately the problem can be solved by two things - people being responsible (and isolating if there's an outside chance they have it) and governments not prioritising the economy over human life.

11points

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

You're asking for the universe on a stick there!

2points

Tabitha L 4 years ago

Some of these were new (which is appreciated) and clever. Some didn't feel like jokes.

4points

Flavia Slag 4 years ago

2points

xeramtheum 4 years ago

My favorite! Mask-On-5f...5e50e0.jpg

1point

Astrid Nineor 4 years ago (edited)

Do you guys have any experience on where to buy (reusable) masks? Amazon and ebay have plenty, but most seem to be against dust/ pollution, which is hardly the same

1point

mph seti 4 years ago

3points

kate h 4 years ago

2points

b l a n c 4 years ago

you can buy a lot of them online, that's where my mom got them, and i'm sure etsy has some, but really if it's a mask that covers all of your face and you wear it properly than it should do fine

1point

Bill 4 years ago (edited)

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charolette 1 year ago

too bad we had to have that FAKE election. not only doe we have covid all over our country, we have dementia running it.

0points

Karl Mia 2 years ago

0points

SaraFromHell 4 years ago

Good job!

0points

What's In Your Head? 4 years ago

Not my kind of humour.

-1point

Marnie 4 years ago

-3points

Miklós Nagy 4 years ago

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Shall we talk about neo-fascism in Hungary then?

6points

Joseph Smith 4 years ago

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Monday 4 years ago

I can guarantee a sheep is more useful to the world than one Joseph Smith.

22points