true...

This is true of SO many people. They'd be happy to stay home normally but say they can't and suddenly they're a spoiled toddler who will do it just out of spite.

*quarantine sorry i had to

For a specific task, fine, but then remove and wash your hands thoroughly and don't touch your face!

Look it up

There's more than one spelling of pajama. Google before you spellcheck

Never mind then, it will be only YOU relaxing today.

That actually is kinda nioce tho

Wow, this lady is ambitious. I haven't done a single thing since I had to self-isolate.

Traffic is no longer an excuse for being late to or for anything.

okay i think now the spelling thing is part of the comic...

Yeah. Donald Trump is trying to save the economy by infecting hundreds of thousands.

Counter question-Why do you spit so much?

He weighs that much?!

Sure! Blame it all on some poor serpent!

me every year

The reason why they started limiting toilet roll in the first place

Schools are already petri dishes. Although, with increased awareness.... nah. Kids will stay kids, and keep spreading germs like crazy.

This is so Me!

People smoking ahhhh that is such a DUMB IDEA

That's funny

Ummm... Chill Ax!

Espresso

that's me