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Updated on 12th June, 2023.
Who could resist a corny joke or two once in a while? Not us, for sure, because we do love some lame jokes that make you laugh purely because of their silliness and obviousness. Similar, probably, only to dad jokes, but let’s stick to ‘corny’ here.
So, while you might know what a corny joke is, do you know how the term ‘corny’ came to be? As with anything, there are quite a few theories here. For instance, there’s one that relates to folk from the US rural areas, known to city folk as the corn-fed contingent.
And everything unsophisticated and funny only to farmers was called ‘corny,’ hence the corn-fed part. Another theory (it’s a good one) also stems from the rural parts of the US.
Here, the theory states that farmers used to get a seed catalog ‘enriched’ by some heavy-handed, totally obvious, and absolutely bad jokes. And since they were published in a seed magazine, ‘corny’ just stuck!
Okay, so now we know the probable story of the term corny, so why don’t we check out the cheesy jokes themselves? We’re pretty sure you’re going to laugh your socks off because of their pure stupidity! Yet, even in your throes of laughter, do not forget to give these stupid jokes your vote and share this article with your friends.
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#1
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
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#3
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup.
#4
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It waved.
#5
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
#6
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago
When he solves the crime, the intero-gator gets involved to get a confession
#8
Why did the tomato blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
#9
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
#12
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
#15
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago
Enjoy the story problems, too. You'll figure out a lot about trains moving in opposite directions
#18
What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold!
#31
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
#43
I started telling everyone about the benefits of eating fried grapes. I’m raisin awareness.
#45
I farted on my wallet. Now I have gas money!
#50
Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
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