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30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Nellie Bly . Went undercover and endured abuse to cover neglect and abuse in Blackwell’s asylum, went to Mexico and called out the dictator for going after the press and oppressing his people and then fleed/was exiled out of Mexico because of that, traveled the world in 70-something days to prove you could travel the world in 80 days or less (based off the the Jules Verne novel) , also did reporting on the Eastern European front in World War One and also was arrested after she was mistaken for a British Spy, and she did so much more ! Such a bad ass and one of my historical heroes.

Final score:

556points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

Hollywood! Stop making useless woke replicas of classic films and make an original movie about Nellie Bly. You could call it 'Nellie Bly'. There, I've set the ball rolling for you. Write the damn story. Make the damn film.

296points

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30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Cassius Marcellus Clay
He was an abolitionist politician and certified badass from Kentucky who freed all of his slaves upon inheriting his father’s plantation, letting them stay and paying them a fair wage. He was the OG progressive and did not take s**t from anyone. It’s no wonder Muhammad Ali was named after him.

What is written below isn’t even 10% of the absolute badassery this man accomplished in his life. If you want the full story, check out the dollop episode in the comments.

“Clay had a reputation as a rebel and a fighter. Due to threats on his life, he had become accustomed to carrying two pistols and a knife for protection. He installed a cannon to protect his home and office.”

“In 1845, Clay began publishing an anti-slavery newspaper, True American, in Lexington, Kentucky. Within a month he received death threats, had to arm himself, and regularly barricaded the armored doors of his newspaper office for protection, besides setting up two four-pounder cannons inside.”

“During a political debate in 1843, he survived an assassination attempt by Sam Brown, a hired gun. The scabbard of Clay's Bowie knife was tipped with silver, and in jerking the Bowie knife out in retaliation pulled this scabbard up so that it was just over his heart. Sam Brown's bullet struck the scabbard, and embedded itself in the silver. Despite being shot in the chest, Clay drew his Bowie knife, tackled Brown, cut out his eyes, and finally threw him over an embankment.” This “embankment” was actually the top of the Russell Cave (for which Russell Cave Rd is named after), trivia for any of you native Lexingtonians. It’s on Mt. Brilliant farm just south of Elkhorn Creek, where the event was hosted.

“Clay served in the Mexican–American War as a captain with the 1st Kentucky Cavalry from 1846 to 1847. He opposed the annexation of Texas and expansion of slavery into the Southwest. While making a speech for abolition in 1849, Clay was attacked by the six Turner brothers, who beat, stabbed and tried to shoot him. In the ensuing fight, Clay fought off all six and, using his Bowie knife, [unalived] Cyrus Turner.”

He was instrumental in the institution of the emancipation proclamation: “Recalled to the United States in 1862 to accept a commission from Lincoln as a major general with the Union Army, Clay publicly refused to accept it unless Lincoln would agree to emancipate slaves under Confederate control. Lincoln sent Clay to Kentucky to assess the mood for emancipation there and in the other border states. Following Clay's return to Washington, DC, Lincoln issued the proclamation in late 1862, to take effect in January 1863.”

He was also appointed minister to Russia and was present for the Tsar’s emancipation of the Serfs. And his house has (it’s still standing) an extremely early form of indoor plumbing and central heating that was revolutionary for the time. He donated 10 acres of the land to form Berea College, the first integrated coeducational college in the South. Dude led an extremely interesting life and is, in my opinion, one of the most important unknown and undiscussed figures in American history.

Final score:

476points

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Cat Palmer 2 years ago

"Unalived"?! You're just taking the p now, BP!

164points

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Let's just put it out there — some people have a difficult time with history. Well, you can hardly blame them when this subject is often presented in a way that puts more focus on memorizing the facts than on fully understanding them. In classes, students get offered a fair share of names and dates that happened years ago, and for some, learning them seems a waste of time and can even drive them away from the subject.

However, history can offer a lot to a person — if they’re only willing to look. It is rich with stories of people who led full and intriguing lives, came up with brilliant plans and inventions, and achieved great accomplishments. Thanks to historical documents and word of mouth, we can still discover new names that slipped through the cracks of a broader historical scope.

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Janusz Korczak.

He was a military doctor during WW1, a completely committed amazing pedagogue and the headmaster of a Jewish children’s home during WW2 in the Warsaw Ghetto.

He was given several chances to flee to Palestine. Instead electing to stay with the children.

Eventually he accompanied them all the way into the gas chamber, to make sure they didn’t have to die alone and scared.

It’s one level of bad-a**ery to [take out] for your cause.

It’s a whole different level of bad-assery to walk towards certain death for several years, endure hardship and starvation. Not for some grand cause. Not even to trade your life for someone elses.

But only because you feel so much love towards your fellow man, to think it’s your duty to make sure they won’t have to die alone.

Final score:

471points

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Man in the ceiling 2 years ago

Why is this comment section mostly about other threads and bp censorship? Can we please take a moment to honor this brave man who sacrificed himself to help people in their last moments feel a sense of calm?

272points

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Joe Medicine Crow. The last legit Native American to earn the War Chief Title. In World War II he was a scout and wore traditional Crow Nation war paint and feathers. To become a war chief he had to touch an enemy without [unaliving] him, take an enemy's weapon, lead a successful war party, and steal an enemy's horse. He stole over 50 horses from the SS and earned a Bronze Star.

Medicine Crow [passed away] at 102 years old. He was born with Woodrow Wilson in office and met Barack Obama before he [passed away].

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Final score:

434points

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Fat Harry 2 years ago

K I L L I N G not "unaliving". F*ck it, Bored Panda, if you're going to censor everything I'm going to uncensor it.

35points

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30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread I always felt Jonas Salk was pretty bad-ass. The dude created the first successful polio vaccine and gave away the cure for free.

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430points

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Vetus Vespertilio 2 years ago

Countless people never had to endure paralysis or life within an iron lung because of Salk’s selflessness. Sir Alexander Fleming, who discovered penicillin, also gave it away free for the benefit of humanity. (Robert D. Coghill and Andrew J. Moyer later patented Fleming’s discovery for their own benefit.) When Dr. Frederick Banting discovered insulin in 1923, he refused to put his name on the patent. He felt it was unethical for a doctor to profit from a discovery that would save lives. Banting’s co-inventors, James Collip and Charles Best, sold the insulin patent to the University of Toronto for a mere $1. They wanted everyone who needed their medication to be able to afford it. That decency is apparently too old-fashioned for today’s pharmaceutical overlords to comprehend or emulate.

9points

Scrolling through this list, you can find absolutely phenomenal people you might never have heard about. And no wonder why — the world is far too complex to know everything, and history is extremely vast. At the same time, it is also one of the most popular subjects — nearly everyone seeks to learn something about the past at some point in their life.

"If someone doesn’t love history yet, they probably haven’t learned about the area and period that will capture their imagination," Darren R. Reid, Ph.D., a lecturer in history at Coventry University, told Bored Panda in a previous interview.

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Alan Turing, a mathematician who saved 2 million lives in WWII just by doing math.

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Final score:

388points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Committed suicide because homosexuality was illegal back then and was either going to go to prison of choose chemical castration. This guy was a genius and this is how we Brits treated him. Disgusting.

374points

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Tiananmen Square Tank Man
Armed only with a grocery bag he fearlessly stood down a column of tanks to protest the brutal suppression of peaceful protest by the corrupt and morally bankrupt government of the People’s Republic of China. He dared to openly defy the leadership of China, a feat most modern world leaders who have militaries behind them don’t have the spine to do.

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Final score:

384points

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Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago

They're still not sure who he was and what happened to him afterwards, but he's most likely been executed. What a brave man.

171points

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30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Witold Pilecki, a man so badass that he voluntarily and secretly went into Auschwitz as a prisoner and spy to gather information; while there he regularly made reports on conditions and also organised resistance. As the the war dragged on and conditions became worse, he then successfully broke out of Auschwitz so that he could personally convince his superiors of the truth, as they found his reports too ghastly to be real.

Final score:

379points

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Amanda Greenwood 2 years ago

Swedish group Sabaton have a song about him "Inmate 4859"

23points

Whether people come across a captivating story, a fascinating personality, or simply see a funny historical meme while scrolling on social media, it can help them learn about compelling chapters of the past that they didn’t even know existed.

According to Reid, history teaches you how to investigate complex, world-shaping events, how to systematically find and analyze evidence, and how to communicate your ideas.

"People who study history become critical thinkers with a powerful analytical toolset and the ability to communicate complex ideas," he added. "Those are incredibly important skills — and they develop them whilst learning about the past and the forces that have shaped our society."

"Studying history is not just about gaining knowledge — it’s about gaining important skills that can be used to find success in a dizzying array of jobs and careers."

#10

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Maime Till-Mobley

Her son (Emmett Till) was lynched because he wolf whistled at a white woman named Carolyn Bryant. Carolyn’s husband and his step brother kidnapped Emmett and had tortured and Murdered him. His body was found in the Tallahatchie River and it was beyond recognizable. When his mother received the body in Chicago she held an open casket to show the world what racism does to black children. Today is actually her birthday so...

Happy Birthday Mrs.Mobley.

In my eyes she is the most bad-ass person in history.

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361points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

Emmett was young and most likely innocent. Horrific.

125points

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30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Simo Häyhä, known as the White Death. Hero of the Finland-Russia Winter War, and the single greatest sniper to ever live. With a confirmed kill count of 300, but likely number probably over 1000. He got his jaw shot off, had it fixed and still lived to the age of 94.

He used Iron sights so people couldn't see the glare of a lens. Put snow in his mouth so his breath didn't reveal his position. The dude systematically hunted the soviets. Silent, deadly. There's a reason he is the White Death.

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358points

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Dawn ;))) 2 years ago

You’d never expect that with such a great smile

105points

#12

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Nikola Tesla, for inventing basically everything we use in the modern age.

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353points

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Brian Bennett 2 years ago

One of the main victims of Edison!

34points

Discovering the little tidbits of information that surround a specific chapter of our past can help us deepen our knowledge and understand why things happened the way they did. Studying basic facts about distant eras and events can change our perspective, accelerate our critical thinking, and allow us to think of new brilliant ideas.

However, as with everything we see on the internet, we should take every new piece of information with a pinch of salt. After all, not every historic truth or detail is true. So Reid explained that we must check our sources. "The internet is an incredible tool, but it is also responsible for producing and disenchanting a lot of bad information."

#13

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Christopher Lee, the actor behind Count Dooku, Saruman and many others was a certified bad a**. Spy and Nazi killer in WWII. Had a couple heavy metal albums as well.

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336points

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Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago

He knew Tolkien personally, that made him sort of a guru on set.

129points

#14

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Vasily Arkhipov. Quite litetally stopped WW3 by deciding not to launch a nuclear strike.

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336points

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Trillian 2 years ago

For anyone wondering, that was during the Cuba Crisis. Not recent events although it might sound like that.

118points

#15

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Hedy Lamarr. She became a Hollywood movie star, then went on to pioneer technology used in bluetooth and Wi-Fi.

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335points

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Valter 2 years ago

Hedy Lamarr and Giovanni Agnelli. hedy-lamar...262e1d.jpg

39points

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To avoid accidentally believing false facts and bogus theories, Reid noted — "Don’t take anything for granted". Especially today, when we can find most historical documents, letters, speeches, and many more sources with a few searches and quick clicks on hyperlinks.

"Look to the works of credible scholars to ensure the accuracy of whatever you’ve read or whatever you intend to produce," the lecturer added.

#16

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread The clear answer is Julia Child.

This superwoman was a WWII spy, invented shark repellent, singlehandedly brought French cuisine to America, was over 6 feet tall, was a bestselling author, was a champion woman’s basketball player, regularly went small game hunting, was known as an avid prankster, the recipient of multiple Emmys, the French Legion of Honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and honorary doctorates from several universities including Harvard, was a dedicated wife, and is beloved worldwide to this day.

Honestly, her Wikipedia page is an absolute roller coaster ride if anyone is interested.

Final score:

322points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

A legend in her own time.

65points

#17

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Michael Collins. Showed up 7 minutes late to negotiations for the Anglo-Irish Treaty in 1922, and when he was corrected said “You’ve had 700 years, I’ll take my 7 minutes”

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317points

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SinéadQ 2 years ago

He was an amazing man.

58points

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#18

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Olga of Kiev
This lady lost her husband and when it was proposed she marry his murderer, she was like 'sure, send a delegation over so we can talk this out' and they came. She had them dropped in a pit and buried them alive. Then she had another party of men sent to talk about the marriage, and they came. She said, 'hey, it was a long journey, why not come relax in this bathhouse' and they did. She set the bathhouse on fire when they were in it. Then Olga went and sent the Drevilians another message, 'hey bring out the booze i'm coming to mourn my husband's death in your city'. She came, she mourned, she got the Drevilians drunk, and she had them [taken out] by her followers while they were drunk off their asses.

Olga went and got her army, laid siege to the place where her husband was [unalived] for a year, then told them 'I'm willing to forgive and forget if you guys give me a bunch of birds' and the Drevilians did. They turned the birds into mini matches by attaching sulphur to their legs, and then released them. Set the city on fire. Freaking savage.

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308points

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Alex K 2 years ago

i like her.

124points

Our past is full of charming and brave people, but you might have missed them in your history class. Reid advised you to be curious and explore the past. "Learn the lessons our ancestors teach us through their words and actions. Learning about the past is one of the best ways to understand why we — all of us — act the way we do."

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30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Sgt. Dipprasad Pun of the royal Gurkha Rifles

He took out 30 Taliban by himself and was awarded the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross.

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224points

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Kira Okah 2 years ago

That is the second highest medal award, just below the Victoria Cross.

61points

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#20

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Lachhiman Gurung.

On 12/13 May 1945 at Taungdaw, Burma [now Myanmar], Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung was manning the most forward post of his platoon which bore the brunt of an attack by at least 200 of the Japanese enemy. Twice he hurled back grenades which had fallen on his trench, but the third exploded in his right hand, blowing off his fingers, shattering his arm and severely wounding him in the face, body and right leg. His two comrades were also badly wounded but the rifleman, now alone and disregarding his wounds, loaded and fired his rifle with his left hand for four hours, calmly waiting for each attack which he met with fire at point blank range.

...Of the 87 enemy dead counted in the immediate vicinity of the Company locality, 31 lay in front of this Rifleman's section, the key to the whole position. Had the enemy succeeded in over-running and occupying Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung's trench, the whole of the reverse slope position would have been completely dominated and turned.

This Rifleman, by his magnificent example, so inspired his comrades to resist the enemy to the last, that, although surrounded and cut off for three days and two nights, they held and smashed every attack.

His outstanding gallantry and extreme devotion to duty, in the face of almost overwhelming odds, were the main factors in the defeat of the enemy.

TL;DR Guy gets surrounded by 200+ Japanese troops, his comrades get taken out and gets left alone, stabs his knife in the floor and declares no Japanese passes that line, throws back several grenades until one explodes, obliterates his hand, injures his arm and face so he just loads his rifle with his other hand and shoots at least 31 [unalive] (literally single handedly). And this lasted for four hours, not a quick 10 minute burst.

The Gurkhas are either brutally heroic or ridiculously insane (or probably both). They will be outmanned and outgunned but they will never be outfought. They would take a knife to a gunfight. And they'd probably win.

Final score:

223points

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Dagnirath 2 years ago

Ok, so BP will allow a description of his injuries that's horrifically graphic to anyone with an imagination, but changes the word "dead"? Just making sure I understand this correctly.

124points

#21

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Reposting a comment I had on a similar thread a while back:

"How has no one said Giles Corey yet?

He was accused of witchcraft along with his wife Martha Corey during the Salem Witch Trials. After being arrested, Corey refused to enter a plea of guilty or not guilty. He was subjected to execution by pressing in an effort to force him to plead — the only example of such a sanction in American history — but instead [passed away] after two days of torture.

As a result of his refusal to plead, on September 17, Sheriff George Corwin led Corey to a pit in the open field beside the jail and in accordance with the above process, before the Court and witnesses, stripped Giles of his clothing, laid him on the ground in the pit, and placed boards on his chest. Six men then lifted heavy stones, placing them one by one, on his stomach and chest. Giles Corey did not cry out, let alone make a plea.

After two days, Giles was asked three times to plead innocent or guilty to witchcraft. Each time he replied, "More weight."

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218points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 years ago

A bit of extra information: a plea of guilty would have seen Giles Corey executed and his money and land confiscated, leaving his family with nothing. Pleading 'not guilty' would have seen him taken to a mockery of a trial, where he would have been declared guilty and executed,with the same result. By refusing to say either, he died in full possession of his estate and ensured that his two stepsons gained ownership of said estate, as according to his will.

29points

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#22

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Andre the Giant. The guy could drink a case full of beer, then go out in the ring and throw his opponent around like a rag doll.

Final score:

213points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

And was beloved as an actor in The Princess Bride.

168points

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#23

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Henrietta Lacks.

Henrietta Lacks (born Loretta Pleasant; August 1, 1920 – October 4, 1951) was an American woman whose cancer cells are the source of the HeLa cell line, the first immortalized human cell line and one of the most important cell lines in medical research.

Final score:

209points

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Marco Hub-Dub 2 years ago (edited)

Used as a guinea pig & (her family) still hasn’t received any sort of apology or been compensated. Then, we wonder why large swaths of society have an ingrained distrust of the medical community and specifically doctors. See: Tuskegee Airmen; Syphilis Experiment.

17points

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#24

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Queen Boudica, led an Iceni uprising against the roman army.

Final score:

195points

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Nadja Lambacher 2 years ago

To avenge the rape of her daughters.

134points

#25

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko (née Belova; 12 June [O.S. 30 May] 1916 – 10 October 1974) was a Soviet sniper in the Red Army during World War II, credited with 309 confirmed [take outs], making her the most successful female sniper in history.

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193points

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Insert Generic Username 2 years ago

309 confirmed K I L L S

8points

#26

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread John Brown, an abolitionist who organized a slave revolt, and was hanged for it.

Absolute boss, yet still vilified as being 'too radical' even today.

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169points

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Dave P 2 years ago

He was too radical because he felt that any violence to gain freedom for slaves was justified even killing children of slave owners during the revolt. His extremism towards casualties is why most abolitionists during his lifetime avoided him

92points

#27

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Theodora, Byzantine Empress.

She started out as an actress, and the Emperor Justinian fell in love with her. Despite objections, they got married.

During the Nike Revolts, her husband almost fled the city of Constantinople and nearly lost the empire. She stood up to him and reasoned with him, urging him not to leave. He stayed, put down the riots, and went on to lead the empire well for many years with Theodora by his side. His most lasting legacy was a massive overhaul and simplification of 1000 years of Roman/Byzantine law into what is now called the Justinian Code. It's often a model for modern systems of jurisprudence.

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161points

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The Cute Cat 2 years ago

And also the Hagia Sophia, the jewel modern of Turkey

51points

#28

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Tony Iommi. On the very day he was about to quit his job, he got the tips of two of his fingers on his right hand cut off. Thought he would never play guitar again, but he went on the essentially invent heavy metal. That's pretty badass imo.

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151points

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Lucinda Speer 2 years ago

Black Sabbath, to be more precise.

56points

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#29

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Léo Major
Dude turned down his first Distinguished Combat Medal because he didn't like the general who was supposed to give it to him. All good though, he earned two more. A movie about him would be called too unrealistic if they made one.

Final score:

148points

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Kimberly Buchanan Fisanick 2 years ago

I'm curious now. I will have to look him up. And they should make the movie anyway.

40points

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#30

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Unnamed Viking from the Battle Of Stamford Bridge In 1066;

“By the time the bulk of the English army had arrived, the Vikings on the west side were either slain or fleeing across the bridge. The English advance was then delayed by the need to pass through the choke-point presented by the bridge itself. The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle has it that a giant Norse axeman (possibly armed with a Dane Axe) blocked the narrow crossing and single-handedly held up the entire English army. The story is that this axeman cut down up to 40 Englishmen and was defeated only when an English soldier floated under the bridge in a half-barrel and thrust his spear through the planks in the bridge, mortally wounding the axeman”

Final score:

126points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

You shall not pass!

64points

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Sylvia Earle. She’s still alive and advocating for marine conservation.

In the 1970s, she wanted to be part of a diving crew that was going to live in a habitat on the ocean floor for the better part of a month to study marine life, but the people in charge of the mission said it would be imprudent for the habitat to be co-ed. Earle argued that they should let her lead an all-female mission, and they did.

Check out the Tektite II mission and it’s images and imagine being stuck underwater in those close quarters for nearly a month. Incredible!

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44points

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Paddling Panda 2 years ago

This woman is my hero.

4points

#32

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Jack Churchill who fought in WWII with a longbow, claymore, and bagpipes. And said after the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki “If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!”

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40points

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Ciara Stone 2 years ago

He wasn't called Mad Jack for nothing. He was captured as a POW by Germans, and escaped by causing a power outage and just strolling casually through the gates. Would often play bagpipes during marching on the way to fight, got shot in the neck, called it "a flesh wound", captured a huge German battalion/troops when outnumbered 20-1 just by putting his small platoon in a circle a little bit away, had them yell at the same time, then put a knife to an officer's throat calling for their surrender and they did. Only carried a broadsword, bow and arrows, and his bagpipes all while wearing a kilt. Dude wasn't even Scottish at all either. Even more insane stories of him in the war. Truly badass (and a bit mad)

23points

#33

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Thomas Baker Medal of Honor citation

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty at Saipan, The Mariana Islands, 19 June to 7 July 1944. When his entire company was held up by fire from automatic weapons and small-arms fire from strongly fortified enemy positions that commanded the view of the company, Sgt. (then Pvt.) Baker voluntarily took a bazooka and dashed alone to within 100 yards of the enemy. Through heavy rifle and machine gun fire that was directed at him by the enemy, he knocked out the strong point, enabling his company to assault the ridge. Some days later while his company advanced across the open field flanked with obstructions and places of concealment for the enemy, Sgt. Baker again voluntarily took up a position in the rear to protect the company against a surprise attack and came upon two heavily fortified enemy pockets manned by two officers and ten enlisted men which had been bypassed. Without regard for such superior numbers, he unhesitatingly attacked and [unalived] all of them. Five hundred yards farther, he discovered six men of the enemy who had concealed themselves behind our lines and destroyed all of them. On 7 July 1944, the perimeter of which Sgt. Baker was a part was attacked from 3 sides by from 3,000 to 5,000 Japanese. During the early stages of this attack, Sgt. Baker was severely wounded, but he insisted on remaining in the line and fired at the enemy at ranges sometimes as close as 5 yards until his ammunition ran out. Without ammunition and with his weapon battered to uselessness from hand-to-hand combat, he was carried about 50 yards to the rear by a comrade, who was then himself wounded. At this point Sgt. Baker refused to be moved any further stating that he preferred to be left to die rather than risk the lives of any more of his friends. A short time later, at his request, he was placed in a sitting position against a small tree. Another comrade, withdrawing, offered assistance. Sgt. Baker refused, insisting that he be left alone and be given a soldier's pistol with its remaining eight rounds of ammunition. When last seen alive, Sgt. Baker was propped against a tree, pistol in hand, calmly facing the foe. Later Sgt. Baker's body was found in the same position, gun empty, with 8 Japanese lying [unalive] before him. His deeds were in keeping with the highest traditions of the U.S. Army.

TL;DR:

Fortified Japanese positions were holding off an entire US company. Baker was like, “[Screw] it, I’ll do it myself,” grabbed a bazooka, and blew them up enough to allow the company to assault forward

Later, he found two hidden, fortified enemy positions behind friendly lines. He [unalived] all 12 Japanese soldiers in them by himself.

half a kilometer ahead, he found six more Japanese soldiers. He attacked and [unalived] them all himself

Later, the company was attacked by 3,000-5,000 Japanese soldiers on 3 sides. He was wounded, but kept fighting in close combat. When his ammo ran out, he used his rifle as a club until it was broken apart.

when the company had to move, he was too injured to go on. He refused to let men carry him, arguing that it would put multiple lives in danger. They propped him against a tree and gave him a pistol with 8 rounds of ammo

His body was later found in the same position, with 8 [unalive] Japanese soldiers in front of him.

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Final score:

38points

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Lennart Rademann 2 years ago

How the TLDR is almost as long as the original story

24points

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#34

Edward Jenner, the man who cured small pox, along side a young boy named James Phipps and a milk maid named Sarah Nelmes.

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Final score:

37points

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Charlotte Yu 2 years ago

Don't forget daisy the cow!

15points

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#35

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread PAUL ROBESON
(The "Old man river" song guy)

Paul Robeson was son to a minister that ranaway from slavery and his mom [passed away] in a fire at 6 yrs old

MPR started giving sermons for the church when his dad was away on business at 14 years old

In high school he was in theater, chorus, lettered in 4 sports, valedictorian, and won a scholarship to Rutgers University

At Rutgers he lettered in football, track, baseball, basketball, debate, and glee club; cap and skull society member; valedictorian; won oratory awards 4 yrs straight; saved a student who fell over a canal bridge; all while taking care of his dying father on weekends

Went to Columbia Law school playing for the NFL on weekends for like $500 a game

Met a Claire Huxtable type in summer school who studied medicine and locked that [stuff] down. You know they had a son

Practiced law until some portly b*** acted like she was too good to listen to a Black supervisor. MPR bounced, becoming an international movie star instead. We're talking singing in foreign languages and everything

Got some Dame of England punani among others

Got W.E.B. Dubois endorsement

Spoke Swahili, Latin, and several other languages

Flipped the script on the President when he was invited to the White House

Spoke out for African American rights 20 years before the civil rights movement

On the CIA, FBI, & MI5's watchlist

Final score:

35points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

Too bad the contributor included a vulgar comment about such a fine gentleman. Brilliant, talented.

16points

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#36

Paul Newman

Served in the military during WW2, world famous actor, race car driver and team owner, business owner (Newman's Own), philanthropist (opened kids summer camps), famously devoted to his wife/family.

Guy lived the life of 10 lesser men

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Final score:

32points

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Gabby M 2 years ago

And Those EYES!!!

5points

#37

Julie d'Aubigny was a bisexual French woman in the 1700’s who grew up close to nobility. Her dads boss took her as a mistress, and married her to some old guy to keep up appearances. She ended up being taught the art of dueling, ditching her husband and going for her fencing master. Mr Fencing Master ended up [taking out] someone in an illegal duel, so he went on the run and Julie went with him. During this time she reinvented herself into a traveling singer and duelist, met a cute girl, and ditched her fencing master for her. Girls parents go salty and threw their daughter in a convent and here’s where things get awesome. To save her beloved, she took the holy orders and entered the convent, took the body of a recently [unalive] nun, put it in her lovers room, lit the room on fire, and and escaped with her beloved. Months later her now ex girlfriend went home, surprising her family by being alive, and the church sentenced Julie to burn at the stake, however she was still very much on the run. So what’d she do? Write a letter to her former lover, and her dads boss, asking him to get her a spot in the Paris opera. He took it to the king, who was delighted to have Julie join the opera, and they became fast friends. His brother, The Duke of New Orleans, was gay, and because he didn’t want his brother to be bullied, he said “F the church” and let gay people do what they wanted. That’s why Julie thrived. She eventually got a spot in the opera house, sleeping with many of her costars regardless of gender. She ended up defeating three men in illegal duels at a royal party over a woman she kissed, and before the king could convict her, she ran off to Germany and had an affair with a prince; who was so scared of Julie after he saw her duel, that he asked her to stay away from him! After a year, she went back to France, the king not mad at her anymore, and there she acted, and fell in love with a woman. After her beloved [passed away] however, she actually entered a convent after retiring from the opera and ended up dying soon after in her 30’s. My theory is that she [passed away] of a broken heart, because she seemed to love her girlfriend more than anything else in the world.

JourneyCakes Report

Final score:

30points

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Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

30s! She did all that by the time she was 30?! Wow!

21points

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#38

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Chinese pirate queen Ching Shih

Led a huge pirate fleet of up to 400 ships and basically robbed and murdered whatever and whoever the [hell] she wanted. Her word was law if you were on her crew any disobedience got you beheaded on the spot.

She kicked the d**ks off of the Chinese navy, she whooped Bristish and Portugese bounty hunters. Terrorized villages [taking out] the men and selling the women and children into slavery when their ransoms weren't paid.

When she finally started loosing fights to a technologically superior Portugese Navy she cashed out. Took her loyal bloodthirsty pirate army to the Chinese government and suggested that they pardon her and her crew of all crimes and not try to confiscate any of their loot or they were gonna do one more big bloody crime starting right here.

She ran a brothel/gambling house into her old age and lived in luxury and power.

Whatawaist , wikimedia.commons Report

Final score:

27points

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Charlotte Sandoval 2 years ago

They left out the part where she herself was sold into prostitution as a child, climbed through the ranks, and got out by marrying a pirate king

18points

#39

Hirō Onoda, was a japanese soldier in WW2 who didn't believe Japan would ever have surrendered to the allies. So he spent about 30 years on an island in the pacific where he had been instructed to wage guerilla warfare on the inhabitants during the war. It was only in 1974 when his former commanding officer was summoned to officially relieve him of his duty. There were search parties and everything, at times instructed to shoot to [take out] because he was still attacking local farmers. He survived all of them without ever being found and lived on his own in the jungle for most of the time after his group was either [unalived] or captured

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Final score:

22points

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Insert Generic Username 2 years ago

At times instructed to shoot to KILL, his group was either KILLED or captured.

5points

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#40

John Muir once chased a bear in order to ‘observe its gait’ among many other crazy things including climbing a frozen waterfall.OH and he was blind for a spell in his younger years. That guy is the definition of badass.

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Final score:

22points

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Persephone 2 years ago

And Muir Woods is one of the most magical places I have ever been... home to some of the most massive and beautiful ancient Redwoods in the world.

6points

#41

Joseph Broz Tito. Industrialised Yugoslavia, founded non aligned movenment and told Joseph Stalin "stop sending assistants to [unalive] me. We have five failed assassins. The next one of yours we find ill send one of ours, and we'll only need one"

Alomg with that survived the russian revolution war, snuck back to yugoslavia on frieght train, fought the monarchy, fought nazis and then made yugoslavia the most prosperous nation in the eastren bloc.

tanker7AM Report

Final score:

21points

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YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

He did some not so great stuff as well...

11points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

K I L L.

10points

qwerty 2 years ago

D I E D

0points

Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago

He was also a ruthless dictator who put thousands of political opponents in special prisons and camps, including a jail on the Croatian island of Goli Otok, where hundreds perished. In addition, he enjoyed a lavish lifestyle while most of his countrymen were living in poverty.

7points

Frank Ricardo 2 years ago

the word is kill! why are people so damn sensitive?

4points

Corey Beth 2 years ago

Why is it ok to say kill killed & killing as well as died in the comments but not the post. At least be consistent with your unnecessary censorship!

0points

Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

Kept pigeons 🤫

0points

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#42

30 Of The Coolest People In History, As Shared In This Online Thread Frank William Abagnale Jr.

By using a fake identity as an airline pilot, he successfully flew over a million miles on flights and forged company checks. Afraid of getting caught, he filled out his application at an apartment, saying his job was a doctor. He then faked a Harvard degree and became a pediatrician.

At the office, he met a girl whom he called in love with, and lied about also being a lawyer. He left his doctor job after realizing he could [unalive] people. He became a busboy for a local lawyer before quitting and moving to 26 other countries living off fake checks (Approximately $2.5 Million) He was eventually caught...

And then celebrated his 21st birthday.

Facing time in a maximum security prison in France, he broke out and was later deported back to the US. He broke out again by posing as a cop, and after 6 total years in prison, he then worked for the FBI, but without pay.

He has written a book, 'Catch Me If You Can,' which has spun off into a BAFTA winning movie and Tony winning musical.

Final score:

20points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Saw the film, thought no way did he do that. Then read the book. He did even more.

21points

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#43

Horatio Nelson.

During the battle of Cape St. Vincent, he defied orders and broke formation to prevent the Spanish from gaining an advantage. While engaging the Spanish ships, he led a boarding party and captured a ship. While still on the captured ship, he boarded another Spaniard and captured them as well. This maneuver would later be called "Nelson's patent bridge for boarding enemy vessels."

During the Battle of the Nile, he caught the French completely off guard by launching a night attack on the French anchored fleet. This was a risky as hell maneuver because he had little information about the shallow spots in the bay, and had to maneuver in the darkness. He crippled the French fleet without losing a single ship. Nelson was wounded when a piece of damaged rigging smacked him on the head damn near scalped him.

In Copenhagen, he led the first wave against the Danish ships. His superior officer saw that some of his ships ran aground and were in a bit of trouble, so he signalled to Nelson to withdraw. Although this is probably apocryphal, Nelson raised his telescope to his blind eye and said, "I have a right to be blind sometimes. I really do not see the signal!" He continued the attack and defeated the Danish fleet.

At Trafalgar, he ordered his fleet to be split into two and sailed them straight into the French and Spanish line. He and his second in command were at the head of each column and race another to get to the enemy line. The wind was light that day, so Nelson's ship was pounded by enemy fire for several minutes because he was able to break the line and fire back. Nelson always wore his full dress uniform and refused to take cover. Unfortunately for him, he was shot by a sniper and [passed away]. The British beat a numerically strong French and Spanish fleet without losing a single ship. While dying, he learned that he won the battle and said, "Thank god I have done my duty!"

Not bad for a man with one eye and one arm.

deep_sea2 Report

Final score:

19points

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Fat Harry 2 years ago

[ D I E D ]

4points

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#44

Socrates. The dude had enough control of his body to prevent him from shivering in the cold through sheer willpower. He waged psychological warfare on the entire city-state, one person at a time, until enough people were humiliated enough to call for his death. Then he [unalived] himself to prove a point (He was not poisoned, he drank the poison willingly when he could have just left the room).

Yvl9921 Report

Final score:

19points

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Fat Harry 2 years ago

[ K I L L E D ]

13points

#45

Eugene Debs, notorious union organizer, original founder of the Industrial Workers of the World and five time presidential candidate.

Debs is most famous for his involvement in the Pullman Strike of 1894, during which 80,000 industrial rail workers stopped working in response to a 28% wage cut. Debs became the figurehead of the strike, which garnered national attention since Pullman cars were used to transport US mail. The New York Times published an article calling Debs an ‘enemy of the human race’, the army was sent in where they [took out] over 30 strikers, and Debs was sent to federal prison.

During his time in jail, Debs received letters from labor organizers around the country who supported his cause. He subsequently became an advocate for socialism in America after seeing first-hand what unfettered capitalism will do to maintain itself. When he was released he founded the Social Democratic Party of America and ultimately ran for president, famously garnering almost a million votes in 1912 and again in 1920 (more than Teddy Roosevelt received that year).

When he ran in 1920, he did it from a federal prison cell. When he had been sentenced two years prior for sedition, he famously said to the judge:

‘Your Honor, years ago I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth. I said then, and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.’

maxxhock Report

Final score:

19points

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Elwood Schwartz 2 years ago (edited)

It would be difficult for Teddy Roosevelt to have received any votes at all in 1920, because he died in 1919.

5points

#46

Joan of Arc. Her prediction turned out to be correct in the end.

PurpleFlame8 Report

Final score:

17points

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Charlotte Sandoval 2 years ago

A 17 year old girl turns the tide of the 100 years war almost single handed, without killing one person, is sold out by her own side, burned at the stake by the enemy, and all you can say is her prediction was right? Geez. Legend has it that when the flames died down, her heart was intact. They enemy threw it into the river so no relics could be made.

14points

#47

Daniel Inouye, the late Senator from Hawaii.

He's one of the most decorated officers of all time.

Ashkir Report

Final score:

16points

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Jennifer Crompton 2 years ago

The story on his Wikipedia page about how he earned the Medal of Honor is incredible

1point

#48

Bhutan's founder, Zhabdrung Ngawang Namgyel. Ran from Tibet at the age of 22 because he was fighting the Tibetan leader at the time, the Tsang Desi. Built a country in the south and successfully fought off 4 big invasion attempts. Two of those were against the Mongol Emperor, who sent him a bag of rice with a note: "Ghuri Khan has more men in his army than there are grains in this bag, surrender." Zhabdrung's country was half of what Bhutan is right now (2018 population is 730,000). But he responded by grinding the rice into flour and sending it back saying, "come, my deities are ready if you are." They came and were defeated. Bhutan still celebrates the final victory (270th one this year)

cominternv Report

Final score:

16points

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Random Anon 2 years ago (edited)

Bhutan is very defensible geographically. But then the defending army needs to be motivated and united to deal with that threat also. The Mongols were ruthless in their conquest.

2points

#49

Ernest Evans, United States Navy. Commanding Officer of the USS Johnston DD-557.

Took his 2,000 Ton Destroyer and charged an entire Japanese Armada (including Yamato) by himself, blew the bow off of an Enemy Heavy Cruiser.

Then took 3 18" AP shells and 3 6" rounds from Yamato, lost a couple fingers, and commanded his dying ship from the aft steering station for another hour and a half, routinely bringing his ship into harm's way to save his Carriers.

The Johnston sank, and Evans was last seen abandoning ship with the crew. One man's brazzen actions turned back the bulk of the Imperial Japanese Navy.

Halonut24 Report

Final score:

15points

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Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

He is so much more than a badass if he took 3 × 18" and 3 × 6" shells and only lost a couple of fingers.

4points

#50

The Knights Hospitaller at The Great Siege of Malta. -of particular note:

"The number of casualties is in as much dispute as the number of invaders. Balbi gives 35,000 Turkish deaths[3], which seems implausible, Bosio 30,000 casualties (including sailors)[4]. Several other sources give about 25,000.[39] The knights lost a third of their number, and Malta lost a third of its inhabitants. Birgu and Senglea were essentially leveled. Still, 9,000 defenders had managed to withstand a siege of more than four months in the hot summer, despite enduring a bombardment of some 130,000 cannonballs."

Consider that's about 14 cannonballs per defender.

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Final score:

14points

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#51

Evariste Galois. I am just copying things from this website....

Most people don't tend to think of mathematicians as being badass. Popular convention - so vigorously and boisterously propagated by the media - sees them as hapless dorks. Thick glasses, messy hair and awkward social skills, the world sees the prototypical mathematician as a portrait in pitiful meekness.

Let's start with Evariste Galois.

Galois was born in 1811 in a France that was enjoying a roller coaster ride through history with Napoleon in charge. Young, impish Evariste showed exceptional mathematical skills. He started reading original research papers by luminaries at age 15.

Like the bright minds of his era (and ours too, I suppose) he tried getting into the French ivies.His efforts were rebuffed multiple times due to the following reasons:

a) He failed the non-math portions of his entrance tests.

b) He haughtily refused to offer proofs of his answers to his examiners during orals.

c) He threw a blackboard eraser at an examiner out of sheer exasperation at the latter's stupidity.

He finagled his way into some other university and started publishing papers, his first one at the age of 17 (what were you doing at 17, btw?). When Galois was 19, France rose in revolt against their weak king Charles X. Our young math hero was known for his bombastic approach to life, math and everything else, and got himself in a lot of trouble by writing vitriolic letters against powerful people. He was unceremoniously kicked out of school for this bit of mischief making. He registered for the national guard because, and I quote, "If a carcass is needed to stir up the people, I will donate mine".

He was soon thrown in jail on bogus charges of "wearing a uniform". Six months later he got out, his spirit not bent an iota. He then proceeded to fall in love with a young woman, who did not share the same feelings as him. Seems like nothing worked out for him in life. Anyway, angered and disappointed he picked fights with political opponents and got himself challenged to a duel. Quite an inconvenience for a fellow who was far more intimate with integrals, continued fractions and number theory than guns, bullets and blood.

Presciently recognizing his imminent death, he spent the night before the duel writing hasty letters to other mathematicians asking them to safeguard his work. He scribbled hasty notes in margins of his manuscripts, leaving mathematicians of posterity with much valuable insight into such arcana as finite fields, root finding and a theory that would later bear his name.

Sure enough, he got shot the next day at the duel. Although he was rushed to the hospital, he [passed away] soon after. His last words to his brother Alfred were, "I need all my courage to die at twenty."

slartibartfast217 Report

Final score:

13points

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Alicia Kessinger Bader 1 year ago

Yes, and what a beautiful n**d he was; leaving behind theories we are still researching/debating today!

0points

#52

James Blunt- guy was in Kosovo and worked ahead of.the front lines, led a 30k column into an airfield where he was ordered to attack the Russian troops stationed there, but refused. He also brought along his guitar to perform to fellow troops. Then became a member of the prestigious queen's guard. And became the tank corps ski champion at the time. Not to mention all the money he's raised for service charities since leaving the army.

Kaosknight123 Report

Final score:

12points

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JustAnother Soul 2 years ago

He’s beautiful.

1point

#53

Lauri Tourni Fought for the Finnish during the winter war and fought in the continuation war as a backline commando winning the mannerheim cross. He then fought for the SS and won an iron cross. He escaped a British POW camp and went back to Finland. Due to the german involvement he was arrested but escaped, and pardoned in 1948. He illegally came to america years later joined the US army and served in special forces during the vietnam war.

HalloHallo69 Report

Final score:

11points

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Amanda Greenwood 2 years ago

And ANOTHER Sabaton song in this list "Soldier of 3 Armies" amazing dude

3points

#54

Diogenes

I’ve never heard of someone who cared about so little

Hzohn Report

Final score:

9points

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#55

Frank "Pistol Pete" Eaton

His father was murdered in cold blood on his front porch as he watched at 8 years old. He took it upon himself to hunt those men down, by becoming very adept with a pistol.

He lived near Stillwater, Oklahoma and became the living mascot to Oklahoma State University. Now our current mascot is based on him.

Shmallory0 Report

Final score:

9points

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#56

Thomas-Alexandre Dumas (French general and father of the writer) - check out The Black Count: Glory, Revolution, Betrayal, and the Real Count of Monte Cristo

Andrew Vachss - yes, he writes great books, but also - "...He worked in Biafra,[5] entering the war zone just before the fall of the country.[6] There he worked to find a land route to bring donated food and medical supplies across the border[7] after the seaports were blocked and Red Cross airlifts banned by the Nigerian government;[8] however, all attempts ultimately failed, resulting in rampant starvation.[9]
After he returned and recovered from his injuries, including malaria and malnutrition,[10] Vachss studied community organizing in 1970 under Saul Alinsky.[6] He worked as a labor organizer and ran a self-help center for urban migrants in Chicago.[11] He then managed a re-entry program for ex-convicts in Massachusetts, and finally directed a maximum-security prison for violent juvenile offenders.[12] ..."

sharer_too Report

Final score:

6points

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julien 2 years ago

Thomas-Alexandre Dumas : not the black count but the black devil ! " Austrian troops nicknamed Dumas the Schwarzer Teufel ("Black Devil", Diable Noir in French) "

0points

#57

Renaissance master artist Carravagio was a hard partier, had lots of sex with both men and women, and even [took out] a man who threatened his favorite prostitute.

Egodram Report

Final score:

5points

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Sue Hazlewood 2 years ago

How is he cool?

10points

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#58

The Finnish soldier dude that did meth and ate pine buds and a bird

Also, that giant of a dude who got f**ked by an avalanche and used a piece of his frozen s**t to dig himself out.

Final score:

-7points

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RJ 2 years ago

We're just padding out the list at this point, aren't we.

19points

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Inga Paškevičiūtė 2 years ago

[unaliving]... This is just dumb.

47points

Leii 2 years ago

I was thinking the same. Aren't we allowed to use words like kill, dead, died anymore? This is becoming like Newspeak in 1984, it's ungood!

37points

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

I was thinking the person may not know English that well.

1point

Marnie 2 years ago (edited)

I would say "Hip Hip Hooray" to just using normal words like d y i n g, but I just learned "Hip Hip Hooray" is a very bad phrase (that literally no one is offended by) and thus we can't say it at work anymore. Same with "housekeeping" and "articulate" and "hung" (as in "hung process").

1point

Iggy 2 years ago (edited)

Had to stop reading quite early in. All the 'unalive' and 'unaliving' was giving me a rash! I don't know who did that censoring but they ought to be ashamed of themselves.

30points

Dan 2 years ago

Some unalived beet probably. And they'll turnip their nose at this, too.

4points

Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

YOU GUYS! I FOUND HER! THE SINGLE MOST DIEHARD, BADASS PERSON EVER! Zinaida Portnova is her name. She lived in World War 2. When the Nazis came and beat her grandparents, hit her with a rifle over the head, and stole her cow, she pretty much swore revenge and joined the Young Avengers. She poisoned the German Army while working for them, then when she was suspected of poisoning the food, she ate the food herself and then escaped. She was later captured, but when her interrogator set down his gun, she grabbed it and shot him and the other guard, escaping. She was later recaptured and executed but was awarded the title Hero of the Soviet Union. By the way, this was all before she turned 17. (Paraphrased from the BP post about her.)

25points

Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

Some were really cool! Others were...people who dug their way out of an avalanche with frozen poop. I just wish there were more women.

9points

Just saying 2 years ago

Dead dead deadity dead dead. Killed killed killed. Apparently the word 'lynched' is fine though'.

7points

Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago

This whole interesting thread was completely eclipsed by the insane and disruptive censorship. Infuriating.

7points

Baby Fratelli 2 years ago

The censorship is especially ironic in this post considering how it is VERY graphic in descriptions of cruelty, torture, mass killings, and all the other ‘cool things’. A lot of these people are unsung heroes and role models, but some were just really good and inventive at killing others.

6points

NamiKoa 2 years ago

Thank you, I’m a little disappointed that I had to scroll this far down to find your comment. Most of these „cool“ people just managed to kill very many people. I wish our definition of hero didn’t circle so much around who killed how many humans.

6points

Katinka Min 2 years ago

'Unalived'?? What fresh hell is this, a remake of 1984?? KILLED, it's called K1lled! Stop being fcking stupid!

6points

Alexa Saltz 2 years ago

Ok, BP...I hope you can hear me - and everyone else - the censorship issue. Ruined this for me. Too many comments complaining about the way BP censors things. Maybe it is time to address the issue, open a dialogue, and deal with it.

5points

Sarah Jane 2 years ago

Looking forward to revisiting this list in a few years when Volodymyr Zelensky and other Ukrainian badasses are added to it.

5points

Marnie 2 years ago

Oh hell yes!!

2points

YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

I don't think a lot of the people on this list are "cool"...

5points

A Lonely Red Panda 2 years ago

Y'all be sleepin' on my girl Annie Oakley. She was a sharpshooter in the late 1800s to early 1900s. To quote her Wikipedia page, "Oakley never failed to delight her audiences, and her feats of marksmanship were truly incredible. At 30 paces she could split a playing card held edge-on, she hit dimes tossed into the air, she shot cigarettes from her husband's lips, and, a playing card being thrown into the air, she riddled it before it touched the ground". Go look her up. She's awesome.

3points

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

She started by shooting wild fowl to sell to help her family. People soon wanted to buy the fowl she's got, because the buckshot was always in the head, with no unpleasant surprises to break your teeth on.

2points

2WheelTravlr 2 years ago

I am trying to figure out the logic behind replacing concise and meaningful words with fluffy euphemisms. We aren't living in Victorian times, it's okay to see women's ankles and also perfectly fine to say someone died. We've done this before, it's what brought us such weirdness as "passed on", "departed this life", "eternal rest", and "untimely end". Death sucks. It sucks no matter what you call it. A rose by any other name and all that jazz. If someone is negatively affected by seeing such a ubiquitous word in print I would suggest therapy since avoidance, no matter how hard Bored Panda tries, is impossible.

2points

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

Hear, hear

0points

Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

What percentage of BP's readership do they think are actually likely to get triggered by these everyday words, 1%?50%? 99.999%?

2points

Bob Stuart 2 years ago

I'd nominate Barnes Wallis. He designed the Wellington bomber, which was extremely damage resistant. When he saw it was not being used for precision attacks, as he had been promised, he invented the dambuster bomb, and then the tallboy and grand slam, all of which did great military damage at very low loss of life.

2points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 years ago

Did I miss it, or is Audie Murphy not on this list?

2points

Amanda Greenwood 2 years ago

The subject of at least three Sabaton songs in this list

2points

Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

BP, join forces with the censors of Comet TV, then there would be no words that could be used. Insane, people!!!

1point

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

I nominate Gao Aocao (501 - 538) who lived in chaotic times. He was Han Chinese, but even the dreaded Xianbei (Mulan's people) were awed by him. In one battle, he got shot clear through the body by three arrows, but he didn't want to unsettle his troops, so he just pulled them out and kept going.

1point

John Robacker 2 years ago

Some of these people are bad ass but most are psychos who should be in prison

1point

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

Most of them are unalive now, what would be the point?

0points

bumble bee 2 years ago

They should add one more for all the people who sacrificed for their family, friends, country, and stranger through out time. All those people who are as valiant as those above, but were never formally recognized because their names and deeds are not rememberd or never known.

1point

Cuervo 2 years ago

Awesome list. I did not know many of these great people.

1point

Simone Saur 2 years ago

Madam CJ Walker, 1st female millionaire. She was a black single mother and child of slaves. Talk about coming from NOTHING, dude, her parents didn't even own themSELVES (oh, she was orphaned at 7, and abused). She was an inventor and started a company selling her hair care products and procedures. What i admire even more than her being self made is she dedicated her whole life to lifting other people up. she provided jobs to women as beauticians, saleswomen (she sold only door to door, not via stores), teachers, factory workers, to give opportunities to women who wanted independence, and provided benefits (circa1900). She dressed like a boss. All the mink. built herself an opulent villa (designed by a black architect) saying she wanted to show that was within reach for a black person. It was some Scarface s**t: golden piano, etc. Civil rights activist and philanthropist. Will: company must always donate 2/3 profits and have female lead. "two dollars and a dream" bios free on YouTube.

0points

Samuel Cavazos 2 years ago

Also, Jesus Christ because he didn't write anything nor even leave a body behind, yet everyone knows his name for some reason.

0points

Holly Benedict 2 years ago (edited)

The level of censorship is becoming nonsensical. If you can describe one man scooping another man's eyes out with a splintery wooden spoon, then you can certainly describe the result as death. Death happens to all of us. It happens every minute of every day. We need to accept it for what it is now because everyone of us will have to come to terms with it sooner or later. Using fluffy language for the concept of death is just distracting and mind numbing . Reading like this is like hitting a speed bump too fast. It's entirely inconsistent. One said "murderer" and "killer" totally uncensored, but then we get "taken out" where something like assassinated would have been perfect . It's like that South Park episode where they said s**t as many times as they could until it had no meaning. They could say s**t uncensored as long as they didn't mean it in the literal sense. But if they were talking about poop it got bleeped. Is that what we're doing? We can talk about death unless we mean killing or murder? I just want to read something interesting and halfway intelligent, but it seems we're getting further away from that daily.

0points

Jimmy Lewis 2 years ago

This censorship is insane.

0points

Kevin Hickey 2 years ago

Smedley Butler

0points

Briana Landers 2 years ago

BP almost as cencored as russia these days. Dang.

0points

W S 2 years ago

I wonder who would appear on the uncool list.

0points

L.N.a mm 2 years ago

Former Hawaii senator Daniel Inouye, WWII hero. Incredible, unstoppable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Inouye#:~:text=Assault%20on%20Colle%20Musatello

0points

Octavia Hansen 2 years ago

Should have included Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee -- inventor of the World Wide Web. At the 2012 Olympics held in London, England, he tweeted “This is for everyone.”

0points

Potatorain 2 years ago

Nice read, it sucked though that you told a lot about some of them and then very little about others. For example Tesla one was only one sentence long. Also the censoring was kind of silly and unnecessary.

0points

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Inga Paškevičiūtė 2 years ago

[unaliving]... This is just dumb.

47points

Leii 2 years ago

I was thinking the same. Aren't we allowed to use words like kill, dead, died anymore? This is becoming like Newspeak in 1984, it's ungood!

37points

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

I was thinking the person may not know English that well.

1point

Marnie 2 years ago (edited)

1point

Iggy 2 years ago (edited)

Had to stop reading quite early in. All the 'unalive' and 'unaliving' was giving me a rash! I don't know who did that censoring but they ought to be ashamed of themselves.

30points

Dan 2 years ago

Some unalived beet probably. And they'll turnip their nose at this, too.

4points

Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

25points

Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

Some were really cool! Others were...people who dug their way out of an avalanche with frozen poop. I just wish there were more women.

9points

Just saying 2 years ago

Dead dead deadity dead dead. Killed killed killed. Apparently the word 'lynched' is fine though'.

7points

Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago

This whole interesting thread was completely eclipsed by the insane and disruptive censorship. Infuriating.

7points

Baby Fratelli 2 years ago

6points

NamiKoa 2 years ago

6points

Katinka Min 2 years ago

'Unalived'?? What fresh hell is this, a remake of 1984?? KILLED, it's called K1lled! Stop being fcking stupid!

6points

Alexa Saltz 2 years ago

5points

Sarah Jane 2 years ago

Looking forward to revisiting this list in a few years when Volodymyr Zelensky and other Ukrainian badasses are added to it.

5points

Marnie 2 years ago

Oh hell yes!!

2points

YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

I don't think a lot of the people on this list are "cool"...

5points

A Lonely Red Panda 2 years ago

3points

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

2points

2WheelTravlr 2 years ago

2points

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

Hear, hear

0points

Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

What percentage of BP's readership do they think are actually likely to get triggered by these everyday words, 1%?50%? 99.999%?

2points

Bob Stuart 2 years ago

2points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 years ago

Did I miss it, or is Audie Murphy not on this list?

2points

Amanda Greenwood 2 years ago

The subject of at least three Sabaton songs in this list

2points

Deborah Rubin 1 year ago

BP, join forces with the censors of Comet TV, then there would be no words that could be used. Insane, people!!!

1point

Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

1point

John Robacker 2 years ago

Some of these people are bad ass but most are psychos who should be in prison

1point

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

Most of them are unalive now, what would be the point?

0points