I thought it was twizzlers

Oh, this is painful to watch

Oof... I'm curious how it got this far, though?

How I wish my life was VS how my life is

Looking to leave Egypt in a hurry?

I would still eat them ngl

Nop, nop, nop, Im from Madeira island, and we do a lot of stuff with avocado, like cut it in half sprincle a bit of sugar and eat it like a grape fruit ( realle really good ) or cut it in thin slices and eat it with bread ( also great ), but that.....

There is a reason egg timers don't go to 30 minutes LOL

This looks exactly like my old cat's throw up. I miss you, Blackie Sue, but I don't miss cleaning up after you tried to eat my plants.

Bad pandas <3

just eat it with a spoon lol

Tighter roll, sharper knife

I make sushi, sometimes I put too much in, then it might fall apart. Tastes the same, just need a fork instead of chopsticks!

It will still taste good

Poke it is

I applaud your effort. Mine would look the same if I tried to make it myself.

Smother that lot with soy sauce and get a fork

gotta wipe the knife off with a wet rag before each cut otherwise you'll squish your sushi like this.

You need a really sharp knife to cut Sushi!

Too bad you're not in my hood. I could show you how it's done. Saran wrap? Where'd you get that idea?

Splooshi!

Squooshi.

I don't even try anymore. I just put it all in a bowl.

still edible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good for you!

Guessing knife wasn't very sharp

At least this one looks edible

That’s what my first try at sushi looked like lol

What the hell is that? Bad sushi?

Yuck!

It kind of looks like you slaughtered a lamb

Ahh, nice to see ole granny's dump cake

I applaud you for trying! First two look solid, so my guess is a) knife too dull, b) you need to rinse /wipe down the knife between slices so it doesn't tear the roll like this, or/and c) don't pack the center with too much stuff; when it's rolled it should be even from one end to the other and tightly rolled (then slice w sharp knife, cleaning between slices). You'll be a pro in no time - keep at it!! 👍

Try, try, try again.

It looks like a small dog that was gutted. Now try to under that.

The goddess of sushi is not very happy with you....

Try again

At first i thought dead cat but upon closer inspection its just sushi

Don't quit your day job ☺️

There's no way

Tasty tasty

Do or do not, There is no try. And they did not.

At least eat it eb0

This side towards sushi.

You tried...WHAT???

Tried… Failed

Just one eyed ghosts :)

Thats when you have truly failed at life

You're supposed to finely shred the carrots, not cut them like French fries.

I'm sorry but i'm just focusing on the face. He needs help like rn!

It’s a crime scene

Truly a masterpiece

That is an impressive kind of black.

The cake did not agree