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So this is how the cookie crumbles - you go to the Bored Panda site for your daily dose of cute puns, and, lo and behold, there’s an article solely dedicated to cookie puns! What could be more adorable than silly wordplays on the world’s best confection? Absolutely nothing! Okay, minus fluffy kittens and teeny tiny puppies, perhaps. Anyway, there's no need to guess here on what the topic of these funny puns is, as we’ve already told you, but just check how beautiful it sounds - cookie puns. You can almost feel a butter biscuit melting in your mouth just by saying it.
Same as wafers, cookie jokes can also be delicious, crumbly, sweet, sugary, and glazed, but for this article, we’ve decided to stick with only the most adorable puns. After all, this kind of heavenly confection deserves only the best.
Also, you might find this article somewhat similar to a cookie jar - with each of these short cookie puns, same as with increasing the number of cookies you’ve decided to eat, the day seems to get immensely better. Now, imagine checking these sugary and corny puns while eating cookies… That would be shamefully exhilarating; we do not doubt it.
Okay, so grab a pair of Tagalongs or your classy chocolate chips, brew some coffee, or get a glass of milk, and prepare to be taken along the sweetest journey of your life. And this time, it is not the crumbles you get; it’s the whole cookie to yourself! Meaning, of course, all of these cookie jokes. After you’re done nibbling on these cute wordplays, vote for the ones you’ve enjoyed the most, and share this article with anyone you feel lacks sugar in their veins today!
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#1
I tried to start an online bakery. But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
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#2
What do you call a smart cookie? Academia nut.
#3
All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies. But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!
What are Puns?
So we all have read them, shared them in a moment of togetherness, and groaned when someone made a lousy pun. However, we still might not know what exactly puns are. To get a clear answer, we’ve trusted the good ole Oxford Dictionary, and this is the explanation we found about puns in it:
A pun is a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
To simplify it, a cookie pun, or any other silly pun for that matter, is a simple wordplay where a word gets a new meaning purely because of its similar spelling. Here are the most common types of puns:
- Homophonic puns. These are the puns that rely on words that sound the same but have different meanings. Like most of the baking jokes on our list!
- Heterographic puns. These puns play with words that are spelled differently but pronounced the same.
- Homographic puns. In this case, the pun relies on words that are spelled the same but have different meanings and, at times, even different pronunciations.
- Recursive puns. These quips involve wordplay within wordplay, creating a chain of puns. Think something along the lines of “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”
While these four types of puns are the most prominent ones, there are many more types of them, like Visual puns, Parapradoskian puns, Spoonerism, and Mondegreen. But, to explain them all would take up all the length of this article! And, after all, we’re here to enjoy some cookie jokes, right?
#5
Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
#6
What do you call a metric cookie? A gram cracker.
How to Make Puns?
Creating puns is all about playing with words and their meanings to produce humor or clever connections. To make a pun, start by identifying a setup and punchline – introduce a word or phrase with one meaning in the setup and provide an unexpected twist or interpretation in the punchline.
Context is crucial; consider the subject you're discussing! Puns often work best when they relate to the topic at hand. Utilize homophones (words that sound the same but mean different things) or word order changes to create humorous associations.
Don't be afraid to experiment and practice, as puns improve with time and creativity. Also, reading funny puns, just like these Oreo puns on our list, might help you, too!
#7
What are the most popular cookies in Asgard? Thoreos.
#8
How do you make a baby computer cry? Delete his cookies!
#9
What kind of cookies do rich people like best? Fortune cookies!
Are Puns the Lowest Form of Humor?
The idea that cookie puns might be “the lowest form of humor” is absolutely a matter of opinion and preferences in humor. And although some terrible puns do make you groan, keep in mind that that is a natural bodily reaction to a joke that’s so good we feel jealous we didn’t come up with it first! Well, that’s what we think, anyway.
Be as it may, humor is a highly subjective thing, and there’s no clear hierarchy between “low” and “high” puns. It’s true that some silly puns might be a bit more light-hearted, while others, like these cookie puns, might be a bit more sophisticated, but they’re all ultimately highly enjoyable and entertaining.
So, why not entertain ourselves a bit longer by scrolling through this delicious list of baking jokes and cookie puns?
#10
How do basketball players take their cookies? By dunking them in milk.
#11
Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.
#13
What do you call a passed-out cookie? Limp biscuit.
#14
Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips? Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
#16
My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.
#18
Why couldn’t the Gingerbread Man get inside his house? Because he couldn’t find his cook-keys.
#19
What did the oatmeal cookie say to his parents? “Thanks for raisin me right!”
#21
Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
Abby Harrison 2 years ago
lol this 1s pretty funny. especially since the main Keebler product I get, is club crackers.
#32
Bake me up before you dough dough.
#35
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
#37
My friend made some sugar cookies today. Some of them were terrible. You can't expect me to sugarcoat it.
#41
Oreo a cookie lover too?
#45
What does Cookie Monster say before he eats his cookies? “These cookies and I were mint to be.”
#50
I had a tough time trying to bake cookies. It was my friend who came and helped me. I told him, "Without you, I'd crumble."
#55
What did the cookie girlfriend say to her boyfriend when they first started dating? “Don’t go baking my heart.”
#61
I had a terrible day today, so I decided to make some cookies. I hope it will bake my day better.
#63
When I returned home after work, I saw that my daughter ate all the cookies. She has gone to jar.
#69
Why didn’t Ms. Sweet go out on a date with Mr. Chocolate-Chip? Because he had a reputation of being a heart baker.
#71
What are the favorite snacks of the little monkeys along with the milk? Chocolate chimp cookies.
#88
What did the Gingerbread Man say to his wife? “We’re a batch made in heaven”, and what did she reply? “You are the milk to my cookie heart”.
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