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Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there. 

The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.

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Annik Perrot
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

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The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.

This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

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michael Chock
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?

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Beck
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

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7 months ago

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I checked. He really is the president. He has a PhD in genetics. Very impressive.

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Beck
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.

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Beck
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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

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Beck
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.

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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀

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