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Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there. 

The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

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    The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.

    This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite side of this statistic is that there are now FAR less closeted and miserable humans, because more people are comfortable coming out and being themselves now that we have a more inclusive society (not perfect yet but getting closer) and spaces for them to be themselves without harassment or bullying 😊 much love to my fellow LGBTQ+ pandas ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there are "more" autistic people now because we're no longer being written off as just "weird, badly behaved kids who need to be disciplined out of it". Which is how I spent my childhood.

    CK
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The public also sees more autistic people because back in the day, it was sadly common for disabled children to be hidden away in institutions.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A century ago, about 2% of people were considered left handed because parents and schools beat the $hi+ out of the rest of them, forcing them to use the wrong hand. Many countries still do that, and claim a low percentage of lefties (e.g. China 1%). In ALL the countries that stopped beating left handed children, the number of left handed people is 10-11%. When you stop oppressing people and stop forcing them to unnaturally conform, the real numbers show themselves.

    Bobby
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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting fact, the more war focused a society is, the more lefties that society produces. Some anthropologist feel that's because striking g with the unexpected hand provides a combat advantage, but only if this is coming from a predominatelyright handed society. That's why lefties are the minority. 'Handedness' exists for most animals, but is roughly 50-50 outside of humans

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with ADHD women. No longer lazy and crazy, I have a paper that says I have real, physical differences in my brain!

    Cadence Thorne
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were "suddenly" tons more left-handed people after they stopped punishing kids for being left-handed. There were "suddenly" a lot more people with autism when they stopped leaving beating and leaving autistic kids in the woods to ḍie. There are "suddenly" way more LGBTQ+ people now that their rights are being protected by laws (though not nearly enough). Wonder what the connection could be?

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recruit? That is crazy! I worked in education, we don't have time in the day to do that! Open mindedness and acceptance go a long way! Teachers don't "make" a child identify any which way in their sexuality or how they feel they are! Geez! And attacking the marginalized is a tactic fascists use. We are talking about children being attacked!

    Jaya
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not an unnaturally high amount of LGBTQI+ people now, there was an unnaturally low amount back then. Because we were all in the f*cking closet.

    Terry Tobias
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they "recruit" children into the LGBTQ ranks? Give out free pizza?

    TheRealRobertWhite
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost like getting out from underneath the thumb of "tradition" is liberating!

    Jerry Lane
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we all know how cooperative kids are to doing anything people in authority ask of them. What is this idiot’s source of facts? Nobody asks to be an outsider.

    Alicia M
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Gen X, and I have a lot of friends who are bisexual and won't say so, or they've suppressed their homosexuality their entire lives bc of shame. Younger generations are more comfortable talking about it, and I think that's a good thing. I have two friends who just came out recently, and they are in their 50s.

    Wondering Alice
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also gen X, and I agree. Lucky, my nearest and dearest have felt able to come out (I hope, but I suppose there could be others) however my parents dealt with their peers coming out after 50 and I have close friends of my age who have had to hide relationships from partners family. I work with kids who think questioning sexuality is normal, I hear people saying this is terrible - but at least more are likely to live as themselves and less likely to marry and have children causing pain to themselves and others because society said so.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, just maybe it's because people are encouraging you to express yourself instead of stuffing what makes you unique in a box?

    michael Chock
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing applies to people they know moving to liberal areas and being "turned".

    Trophy Husband
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I support all of my kids no matter what. One thought she was gay and later decided she was just going along with others. Another thought she was nonbinary and later realized she was gay. Whether it's a phase or real doesn't actually matter, because in the end, whether they are gay or straight doesn't actually matter... At the end of the day, I support my kids.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, there have been gays, lesbians and every sort since the3 beginning of time! It's been documented everywhere. This is nothing new. Their treatment and acceptance, however, shouldn't have taken as long as it has. People are people. IDGAF how you live in your house, but if you need anything, you can come to mine!

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my sister who is a vice principal says “I’m glad we have more lgbtq kids around now. They used to just suffer in silence or commit suicide.”

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 90s left school 2010 - So grew up as one of the first generations to begin hearing/creating/understanding these 'new' terms. It is so f*****g empowering to have the terminology in order to understand yourself and others! I have known friends of mine who thought they were just outcasts who became suicidal - but now here we have the pride of knowing ourselves, expressing ourselves and just the freedom to be introspective of ourselves and know who we are. Is so sooooo soooooo powerful. When something you don't understand about yourself isn't acknowledged as 'real' by society, you feel lost. I am still learning, but I 100000% believe we are moving in the right direction with the newer generations.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Same as it ever was." They have become more apparent because they have less to fear. Like getting labeled "deviant" & treated as such by institutions. Or beaten/ostracized out of it by their "peers", like when I was in public school.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can't, because people cannot decide to change their sexuality. Quite aside from how often and thoroughly this has been proven, do you really think anybody would choose to be gay in countries where it is a death sentence? BUT, it can be a little of A) less scared, and a little of B) leftist culture actively educating people about the possibilities so that people who are and always would have been bi or trans or whatever now understand that there is a word for what they are. And not just live their lives sad and confused.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like left handed ppl.... back in the day, like when my dad was a kid.. they would literally slap him w/ rulers bc he was left handed n he was forced into being right handed... the numbers of left handed ppl back then were very low bc of this... but once we stopped beating children who were born left handed n we just allowed them to be fucken left handed... the number of left handed ppl rose.. not bc we are forcing kids to be left handed... or bc now that there's some out n proud left handed ppl that it all of the sudden means other kids are going to choose to be left handed... it's bc we are accepting of left handed ppl now n we don't demonize n abuse ppl who are left handed.... just like the LGBTQIA+ community. We treat (some) of the community like human beings n now other ppl from that community who would normally be scared into silence n hide in the closet, are more empowered to be themselves. Until the right started attacking them even more. Fucken gross. So gross.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look back on my childhood and young adult years and then at current trends and can't help but wish, sometimes, that I'd been born forty years later. Choices were simply not available back then. It's difficult to imagine how my life might have been if I'd been able, for example, to simply wear the sort of clothing I felt more comfortable in. Gender identity is a complex area and I don't pretend to understand it all, and indeed I don't really feel like I fit any of the 'identities' in common usage today, but oh, how jealous I am of this generation having the choice. And having the choice to just be, without having to be defined.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be a pain but the date range for generation z is incorrect (97-02) is only 5 years. It should be 1997 to 2012.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERYONE deserves to live their authentic lives, and not have to hide themselves away to avoid being shamed—-or murdered—-for nothing more than being their true selves. All consenting adults, not twisted, not criminal, not insane, not hurting anyone, not forcing anyone to be like them—-which are ALL things that supposedly “normal” people have always done, all the way back to the beginning of time, to anyone who doesn’t conform to their cruelly and sufficatingly narrow vision of how everyone should be.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I believe that children shouldn't be able to become transgender untill we get more data and information about it.

    Miranda Prince
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What they said! I grew up in Tulsa, OK in the 80s. I didn't know any LGBTQ+ kids at my (public) high school with a graduating class of 550. I'm 100% sure that this is because they didn't feel safe coming out, and not that they weren't there. (And I am so sorry about that. I wish I had known enough to create a safe environment for them.)

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meh. i just assume the number of actual LGBT+ people has been unchanged throughout history, its just more visible as people are less afraid now.

    Peanut
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That chart is a visual representation of researcher bias. I am Gen X, no one ever has polled me on my sexuality. And, why is Gen Z only five years?

    Peanut
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m Gen X, no one ever polled me on my sexuality. So, where did they get this data? Also, why is Gen Z only five years?

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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hadn’t finished reading before the red mist hit me, and I either wanted to calmly look at this person to outline their stupidity or punch him in the face.

    Nitka Tsar
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    „Recruit children into the LGBTQ ranks“. That‘s even more deluded than thinking vaccines cause Autism, and that‘s saying something!

    Pansexual-Kat
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mabye these numbers would have been the same for all of these generations if you had told them what LBGT was back then.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is nature. Let's face it, in the garden of eden we are an invasive weed. An overly numerous, expanding into animal habitats, land-sea-and air poluting weed. If I were nature, and granted not, decrease number of human breeding pairs would definitely be high on my to do list.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true the skyrocketing Trans population within kids and teens is now questioned by Healthcare professionals. For LGB well, that's just nonsense. People don't come out as gay or bi for the trend ffs.

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    Oh shut up, you transphobic bigot. That's absolute nonsense and you know it. NO ONE is coming out as trans for a goddamned "trend".

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we can blame psychology, and I'll let you think on that.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with being NB. Encouraging children to take hormones is wrong however.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had i been "encouraged" to take hormones i wouldnt be where i am right now. Wanting to take a rusty knife to my body because its abhorrent to me. So instead if being able to take hormones earlier in life, i have to wait for a doctor to be able to take a sterile knife to me. Truly a better option.

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    Doesn't this whole LGBTQ+( "+"? there's more?? /s) just create a barrier between you guys and everyone else? Kind of like saying you're all different rather than just saying "We are part of normal life"?

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is like saying "All Lives Matter" in response to "Black Lives Matter". It denies the fact that these groups have faced specific challenges and discrimination and require additional support in order to achieve true acceptance and equality.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked. He really is the president. He has a PhD in genetics. Very impressive.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People fear what they can't understand. In this case that is a college educated, well spoken, self validated woman that had to pay her own way the hard way.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I also figured it out the hard way but at least I was able to figure it out and leave that toxic environment.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of education yet blind confidence in making hateful remarks these days is so concerning

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look up “facepalm” in the dictionary, this post is listed as one of the examples /s

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand Blair White, she is transgender but basically spends all her time s******g on other transgender people?

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk, at one point we had hope for him, he seemed to be a visionary, a saviour, but then we saw him for who he really is, a dingleberry.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your business can't pay people enough to stay alive, then you don't have a viable business. Stop complaining about the free market.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disabled vet here also. A bit over a decade total service. Refused a medical discharge because I didn't want to give any company an excuse not to hire me. After 20 years, leg started to act up, causing me to lose my balance & fall multiple times, finally damaging my right hand beyond use. Civvy St doc said it was droop foot from the metal plate used to repair my leg. VA said I had arthritis & drank too much, the drink was causing the falls. Went without housing for seven years, waited 13 years for the brace. In my 60's now, DAV finally got the VA sorted. No wife anymore, no credit, housing area full of idiots, (not thru VA!) Life sucks. DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY. Even if it don't kill you, it will ruin your life. And the US is no longer worth it.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bezos gets Billions in passive income he uses to buy opportunities to exploit laborers for more passive income, but we get upset at the guy denied opportunity to be an exploited laborer getting 600 in passive income he uses to not die.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like just seeing the word Muslim throws some people into a rage

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of years ago, someone from the US was warning, on the internet, that a rise in US minimum wages would send the prices of e.g. fast-food hamburgers to the region of $30-$35 ea. I was able to provide evidence that, in Australia, where such wages were significantly higher than in almost all of the US, the same burgers were actually LESS expensive than concurrent prices in the US. And, yes, the exchange rate was taken into account.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived through communism and wish people would stop glorifying it. People who disagreed with the system simply disappeared in the night or were beaten to death by militia, hunger was rife, nepotism and corruption ruled. Nothing triggers me more than seeing people raised in all the comforts of democracy acting as if communism is the answer to all the world's problems.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masculine and feminine are cultural norms that vary from society to society across the world and throughout history.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex is a natural human function. Racism is an unnatural inhuman disfunction.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did people forget that Trump released the 5,000 Taliban members who led the Afghanistan takeover?

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're the one that is making two of everything and yelling when people use the wrong one.

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservatives are so dirty, they are always asking what's under the clothing, what's happening in the bedroom, who is doing who, who's a virgin, has your sex been approved with a religious ceremony, bunch of sex obsessed pervs.

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