IMO, it's not about how important you are overall. It's about how your death frees up the path for an overarching goal. Jimmy Who Hates Your Sort and Jane Who Runs A Competing Taco Truck murder you. Johnson Who Finds Your Taco Truck Obstructive To The Taco Mafia assassinates you, and then everyone calls it murder because nobody wants to legitimise the Taco Mafia.

I’ve had this this thought before. My conclusion was that it’s impossible to figure this out

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You need to hear Robin Williams explanation of golf to really understand the game. The Scots invented it - you knock a ball into a gopher hole....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9fXG2v0bS8

The word ‘queue’ is just the British showing off.

My husband says he washes up to where his hairline used to be.

Neither. Technically, both are undead. The difference between a "vampire" and a "zombie" is the divine spark of consciousness; one eats the thing necessary for life, the other eats what remains after life is gone. Regardless of the source of lore, vampires feed on the *vital essence*, and zombies don't have any *vital essence* left, so there's no nourishment for a vamp. Zombies, typically, are created via a virus, and since vampires are already undead, they can't be infected by a virus.

We don’t

As dad always said 'ya gotta start somewhere'.

The world would blip out of existence from the resulting paradox thanks a lot Pinocchio

Nope. If you had fun, then that time is no longer considered wasted.

“Why the F. U. C. K. do I have wings?!”

Why don't they just make it butt flavored? They are always licking theirs anyway?

Can't remember.

Currently, it means the package is smaller with fewer contents while more expensive.

"I slept like a baby." Meaning I woke up every two hours screaming and crying.

TED-Ed has a video all about this. :o) https://ed.ted.com/best_of_web/MXwQDDs8

In the "Religion Section" usually.

I want to speak to the manager!

Different kinks

I feel like these are all just the same question worded 153 different ways.

You can lead and follow. In fact that is how the military works.

Our brains make us feel cold to help implement several physiologic measures to produce a fever.

For some reason the word “erection” fell out of use in the construction industry.

Worst job I ever had....

You are neither weak, nor strong. You are an idiot. :oP

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

Some people think in pictures, I remember the day I found out :))))

"Shut up and stop complaining."

'Left' is the opposite of 'right'. 'Right' is the opposite of 'wrong'. 'Left' and 'wrong' are not the same, but neither are they opposites. :o)

Disappointingly, the answer is no. People cannot experience anything objectively. Although we can do scientific tests and use our collective human minds to figure out how the universe works, we will always be experiencing reality from our own perspective. Therefore, very little in life is actually objective.

The levels of chemicals in your skull

Ritualized mosquito killing.

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Switch the US and UK dictionaries and you can survey the academics to find out >:)

It makes you young, so I expect it performs some wacky DNA-repair-telomere-extension alongside all that Magic Physical Morphing. Last I checked, this doesn't make you a fish, so I expect you'd still die. But at least you'd be a youthful corpse...?

Kicked one of her step sisters.

My freezer has a light.

bwinking

I bake bacon. No messy stove top, no burning.

I don't hate haters, though. I don't tolerate their behavior, and I find it disturbing that someone taught them to hate, but I don't hate them. I pity them. They're unnecessarily impoverishing their lives by automatically excluding people based on things that don't matter, like skin color or gender.

2 is the hardness, not the sales rank.

Humans have been making milk for their babies since long before we had language. People would understand the similarities between mammals feeding their young. The first person to milk a cow would undoubtedly be trying to milk a cow!

*sigh* NO IT'S A MILKSHAKE! (made with your enemy's blood of course!)

1-2 people lifespans

You can't expect the unexpected. Doing so changes the event from "unexpected" to "expected."

That'd be cool. "What age shall you present yourself henceforth?" uhhh let's do 18 NO 22!

Most of the time the plant is the hybrid offspring of two fertile species

Both? Thats the definition of half.

They don't. "Slim chance" means there's a possibility, however minute. "Fat chance" means "no way in Hell, dude."

Who are we asking this question for?

No, a catastrophe.

If I could find the answer to this question on BP, I could finally justify the hours I spend here.

You didn't describe it, you gave up.

No, because their wool is coated with lanolin.

No, but in the real world, you can fake it.

Hitchens: you have free will. God demands it.

Ship of theseus

We done fůcked up

Ask the Romans and Greeks. Then ask the crazy people who invented English.

Yes, blind people dream. Blind does not mean they are totally blind. Most blind people still have some sight. However, even totally blind people might be able to dream in pictures. If they have had sight, then the chances are high they will dream with pictures, but that can fade over the years. If a person has never seen, then their dream worlds are created from other sensory information (smell, touch, taste, vibrations, heat, etc).