He was speeding.

Poor kiddo.

Kid says they want grandma to be at their party, so...

Teen Wolf?

Oh, deer.

Well, at least this guarantees nobody will push to get on the bus before those inside got out...

Because 2 free stickers is exactly what influences those sorts of decisions

I want to hang this on my apartment door.

WTAF?

What a c**k

The Last Furbender

The new Air Bud reboot is Gritty and dark.

Alcohol, frat boys and a Samurai sword wielded by a dog… what could possibly go wrong?

The rare Boss Level Retriever, approach with caution.

Samurai Dog!

It the horny jail dog

Enough for good boy things !

Hanging with da homies!

Drunks should never be in charge of animals.

just give him the ball

If that is not a spirit animal I don’t know what is.

Alternate universe John Wick

That dog is about to go super saiyan.

Don't mess with doggo

Animal abuse with possibly deadly results for the human idiots.

"Dad, I'm bringing my fiance to meet you, don't embarrass me by wearing that old ratty shirt" "No worries baby!"

I nearly poped my pants

For anyone who's wondering... Canadian hockey riot.

Where can I learn this power?

thanks sign, we totally didn't notice

the finesse of this photobomb

🎶🎶Yes, we have no bananas, the last guy bought them all.🎶🎶

lol his facial expression

So long as it's consensual ...

Everything's a d*ldo if you're brave enough

Day 35 of being taken hostage by the chicken, morale is low. Almost out of netflix to watch, had to eat little timmy yesterday to keep from starving. send foxes immediately.

The cat is behind a similar looking, elevated concrete slab.

Onwards to VICTORYYYYY! - dog, probably.

YES! Yes it does.

This must where where that woman lives, the one who crashed a peloton with a cardboard sign

Are you ready kids?

Considering the weather on my neck of the woods lately, this makes perfect sense.

They don't seem so wimpy to me 🤔