Join the Fun!

There's No "I" In Happiness

Final score:

542points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Maybe for YOU there isnt..

82points

Correcting An "Author"

Final score:

541points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Mr. King, I feel your pain. Do you think anyone has explained it to him yet?

294points

The ‘Confidently Incorrect’ subreddit is really a gentle (and often much-needed!) reminder to always double-check our facts even when we are totally sure about them. With the internet being a perfectly safe place to voice out whatever is on your mind, many people abuse that by spreading false assumptions, gossip, fake news and facts.

No wonder the community, which is only a year old, has been sharing a lot of content “for those times when people are way too smug about their wrong answer.” With 633k members, ‘Confidently Incorrect’ is growing day by day, and you can see how very relatable people find it.

Just Wow

Final score:

537points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

News flash....

190points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Kinda like some guys flipping out that a woman got her four-star admiral rank. "First woman!" No. She's the fourth or fifth woman to earn four stars in the US military. Oy.

30points

TmKhr 3 years ago

Yeah right, because women make everything pink and unicorns and whatnot.

56points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Don't forget the glitter!

37points

Chiuki 3 years ago

Now imagine if you *weren't* a sexist. Think big.

43points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Yeah, because Frankenstein and Hercule Poirot are totally princess-glitter-cupcake-pink-ish.

40points

DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago

Under which rock did this guy emerge from?

30points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

Ther glittery pink one.

12points

Earl Grey 3 years ago

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0points

Mike Rodrick 3 years ago

"Under which rock did this guy emerge?"

-1point

ZAPanda 3 years ago

I would watch that just to see how fabulous Thor looks.

30points

DelvianBlue 3 years ago

I would watch to see how Loki would look decked out in glitter and bows!

5points

Roxy Eastland 3 years ago

Jeez, we had this ridiculous and regressive way of thinking in the f.ucking '70s. If women were allowed to join the Jockey Club it would fill up with knitting, etc. It is so depressing when the same old s.hit is being trotted out by a people younger than me.

19points

Susie Elle 3 years ago (edited)

*laughs in American Psycho*

13points

xolitaire 3 years ago

This dude clearly has never read the story about Thor wearing a dress to get his stolen hammer back. A little bit of pink is NOTHING.

7points

Autumn 3 years ago

Ikr? Who says you can’t wear a pink and be badass?

4points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Good news, everyone! We're getting Hello Thor!

7points

K W 3 years ago

Lmao thanks for the really good laugh

1point

Mary Jeffries 3 years ago

How do you think we ended up with that beautiful man to gawk at?

4points

Id row 3 years ago

When you're brain dead, but still have the ability to type.

4points

Loretta 3 years ago

I believe the sample of women this person met is quite limited.

3points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago

Not only did they succeed in being one of the most sexist people I've seen, they also showed they have a complete misunderstanding of what is going on.

3points

cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

I would have said a 7 year old girl with Thor dressed like that

3points

Ben Ross 3 years ago

I would still watch it. Actually, I'd probably watch it more.

2points

Mallory m. Brewer 3 years ago

Thor looks ✨fabulous✨

2points

Susan Widomski 3 years ago

If they were cast by me...just enjoying my imagination. Besides, wouldn't that just be a wardrobe designer?

2points

Rachael Sampson 3 years ago

The misogynists of the world continue to spout their crap for absolutely no reason. All unprovoked.

2points

Memere 3 years ago

And besides that, does the Casting Director also make the decisions on Costuming? Wrong department, "Professor"!

2points

Giovanna 3 years ago

Were*

1point

Donkey boi 3 years ago

NGL, I like it! Thor would look good in any colour but the pink really works!

1point

Mazer 3 years ago

Heavy sigh

1point

Yoinks! 3 years ago

Now, be kind. "Prof cheems" clearly suffers from some sort of mental impairment.

1point

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

Glitter be known

0points

elfin 3 years ago

I believe the wardrobe person would have some say in this. She/they may also be women.

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Gee Prof, you're on the Internet, yet you lacked the foresight to do just a tad of Googling before you posted your ignorant, misogynist *joke*. Be a good incel, and stay in your mother's basement.

0points

Jess Thompson 3 years ago

🤭🤭🤭🔥🔥🔥

0points

Jaja 3 years ago

Not surprised .. team india. Had a lot of sexist experience from Indian guys hmm.

0points

mamafrog 3 years ago

Well, I think he looks just fabulous in that costume! Which would probably really amke that person's head explode!

0points

Mrs S 3 years ago

Effing idiot

0points

Lena Flising 3 years ago

Yup, because all women like pink, Hello Kitty and bling-bling, and no man has ever liked shiny stuff, fantasy characters, and strong vibrant colors.

0points

Anant 3 years ago

ugh some people from my country are so weird

0points

Eric Lafleur 3 years ago

Looks like no one felt entitled enough to bedazzle the Mjöllnir.

0points

criminalgirl 3 years ago

Jeeze...

0points

Yort 3 years ago

Lots of women are casting directors. Also this is the same bs that for some reason people are STILL spouting that if Disney buys marvel then all the superheroes will have to become singing princesses.

0points

Bill Karp 3 years ago

imagine if you researched b4 talking

0points

Angus Cleland 3 years ago

the glamor, its too much!

0points

Tee Witt 3 years ago

Silly Boy

0points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Is this the same guy who went on about the sculpture that was so much better than any woman could do, except it was done by a woman?

0points

Alex Boomhower 3 years ago

"A Theead"

0points

Cecily Holland 3 years ago

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Økay

Final score:

529points

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Hans 3 years ago

Just like Øystein is a perfectly normal Norwegian name. And no, replacing æ (or æ) å, ø (or ö), and ü with a, o und u make completely different words.

121points

How Dumb Can You Get

Final score:

524points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Just making up random facts that make you feel more comfortable?

144points

So to find out more about the subreddit, Bored Panda previously spoke with the founder ShadowAlchemy, who said that it was created on a whim. "Someone posted a video of Conan interviewing Jennifer Garner to another subreddit called r/WatchPeopleDieInside. I scrolled through the comments and saw someone who thought stuff like that would make a great community of its own. It was super late at night when I saw that, so I made a subreddit really quick for no reason, posted a video or two, then went to bed."

Basic Math

Final score:

504points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Hopefully he ordered a pie...

177points

Yeah, Who Is This Stephen King Guy Anyway?

Final score:

493points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

"Nah, seemed like a waste of time after writing it."

376points

Happy 8 Month Old Birthday!

Final score:

450points

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Chris Wade 3 years ago

Hey guys, I'm 327 months (and 12 days) old today! Happy birthday to me!!

54points

After ShadowAlchemy launched the sub, he never could have expected it would go viral. "I wake up with probably 1,000 or so notifications, apparently the sub had blown up overnight! Tons of people were talking about the ridiculously fast growth of the sub, I think we got around 30k members on our first day. It was super popular its first week, and its growth died down a bit after that. We've been on a steady increase ever since. We just hit 400k members, actually!" the founder recounted.

#10

Explain This

Final score:

438points

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Radek Suski 3 years ago

But even if these were 10 Native-American billionaires it still doesn't contradict the poverty among them.

262points

#11

And He Mixed Up Black Bear vs. Brown Bear Behavior

Final score:

433points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

"It won't attack, it will charge"... Yeah, and you are not an idiot, you are stupid.

233points

#12

What Kind Of A Monster Writes Their Memoir In The First Person?

Final score:

423points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

A book about himself, but where he mentions himself? Horrible!

223points

Having said that, the founder agreed that confidence is one of the most important traits we could have and that without it “we're nothing. Confidence is what gets us out of bed, what gets us out the door to face life. People definitely listen to those who show confidence."

"Just look at politics. Politicians are probably some of the most confident people on the planet, and a pretty large amount of people just listen to what they say. Our sub is probably 75-80% politics. It's people parroting what they've heard their favorite politicians say, and they parrot it because they believe those politicians. They believe in confidence." According to the founder of ‘Confidently Incorrect,’ no one’s going to listen to a shy person with all the facts.

#13

To Argue The Point

Final score:

415points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

Soon they will find out that Snape was actually a good guy in Harry Potter books.

195points

#14

Imagine Being This Confident

Final score:

406points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

Oh boy, you should see some rodents for instance. Or male lion who stumbles accross other male's offspring.

166points

#15

Who Controls The Control Group?

Final score:

395points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

George Takei being priceless.

205points

But if it turns out that you are confidently incorrect, ShadowAlchemy suggests openly admitting that you're wrong (both to others and to yourself). "If someone corrects you and they're right, you've just gotta accept it right then and there. Insisting that you're correct is what makes you look like a dumbass, and what makes you remember it for years and years,” he explained.

The founder concluded that “nobody wants to be confidently incorrect, but if you are, you've gotta admit it. You've gotta admit that you're wrong."

#16

Hercules Doesn't Know What The Word Boycott Means

Final score:

386points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Thank you steve.

102points

#17

Who’s Gonna Tell Her?

Final score:

378points

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River Webb 3 years ago

im worried for all the people who like her posts :/

261points

#18

Hmmmm

Final score:

373points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Get im bernie.

133points

#19

Please Remove The Protective Coating Before Use

Final score:

365points

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River Webb 3 years ago

how did these people even get drivers licenses?

313points

#20

I-

Final score:

343points

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Ray Martin 3 years ago

WTF? How are so many people this stupid?

214points

#21

Kamala Was Second

Final score:

341points

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TmKhr 3 years ago

That would definitely be an interesting system if the presidents SO was automatically vice president.

11points

#22

Nope Its European

Final score:

340points

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Martha Meyer 3 years ago

Ah Europe, that country... somewhere. They speak French there, don't they...?

182points

#23

This Is The Greatest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

Final score:

338points

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Enuya 3 years ago

No... No, it HAS to be fake...

208points

#24

Incorrect On Multiple Levels

Final score:

312points

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Some Cool Guy 3 years ago

funny and sad

127points

#25

I Reckon His Face Is Stuck On Smug-Mode

Final score:

282points

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River Webb 3 years ago

I can't see your brain therefore its not real- actually scrap that this one is probably true

337points

#26

The Smug Avatar Really Makes It Look Even More Confidently Incorrect

Final score:

279points

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Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

They just banned this idiot from YouTube for, *surprise*, lying. Thank God.

157points

#27

They're Not Too Smart

Final score:

273points

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Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 3 years ago

These people jist don't understand English. Singular they has been us3d for centuries

172points

#28

We Don't Have Time To Unpack All Of That

Final score:

268points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago (edited)

Home schooling perhaps? Edit: by religious nuts or idiots. Not all homeschooling is bad. Sorry if I offended.

220points

#29

Electricity Is A Mystery

Final score:

254points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

This explains a lot about the christian right.

233points

Riddle Me This Bill Gates

Final score:

252points

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Chiuki 3 years ago

The y2k bug was a very real probem and I worked a LOT on cobol systems to get them ready.

127points

#31

He... He Knows Greek Letters Right?

Final score:

243points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Mary had a little lambda... 🎶 That's it, right?

154points

#32

0/3 On Apple Facts

Final score:

239points

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Ganta S 3 years ago

Apple didn't invent anything

142points

#33

I Wonder What A Bakers Dozen Is?

Final score:

237points

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Pat Bond 3 years ago

A baker's dozen has always been 13.

210points

#34

What Do You Call Someone Who Is Alive?

Final score:

222points

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SciencePandaTheSecond 3 years ago

looks like their brain doesn't live though

96points

#35

Is Confident Trans People Don't Fit In "Normal" Society, Gets Proven Wrong In Spectacular Fashion

Final score:

218points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Steven Crowder seems to be someone with some serious problems.

104points

#36

$600k

Final score:

206points

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I I 3 years ago

lol $600k is $600k no matter how you get it ,pennies is still cash

30points

#37

$15 An Hour = $100k Per Year

Final score:

196points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago (edited)

It's quite amazing how some Americans feel threatened by what someone else makes. It ain't your business if a server would make $150K and a cashier $90K. It doesn't affect your income nor your life. So why should you be against a minimum wage? Because people who don't want to pay their employees a decent wage are telling you that the economy would collapse. Look at Europe, where everyone is obliged by law to pay a minimum wage and that economy is doing pretty well for a collapsing economy.

156points

Covid-19 After 6 Weeks Is Illegal

Final score:

186points

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Tobias Rieper 3 years ago

i bet they want to speak to covids manager

174points

#39

$1 Million Or $6?

Final score:

180points

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Kasia 3 years ago

Not good at math, huh? ;-)

176points

#40

Not Sure Where People Get Their Vaccine Info

Final score:

176points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Moderna was approved in Canada significantly after the AstraZeneca vaccine. I don't think this was dumb so much as ignorant.

58points

#41

Not One Anti-Masker Has Died!

Final score:

170points

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Pearl 3 years ago

"Covid only infects those who believe". Ah! SO covid-19 has a thorough interview with every victim

155points

#42

Amazon News Doesn't Know The Difference Between State Government And Federal Government

Final score:

168points

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Sue Hazlewood 3 years ago

And yet your staff have to pee in bottles?

102points

#43

The Shorter Woman Is Actually The One Who Is Trans

Final score:

165points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

"The" transgender is so cringe. You don't say "the straight" or "the cis" do you? Transgender is an adjective, not a noun.

114points

#44

R/Nonewnormal Is Pretty Weird

Final score:

164points

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Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

Thank God they finally banned this Reddit sub.

77points

#45

The Education System Has Failed Ya'll

Final score:

157points

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Alexander Neil 3 years ago

SMH - It's called "order of operations". If I remember correctly that was a math concept taught in elementary school.

169points

Bandaid

Final score:

150points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

I'm allergic to bandaids with latex in them. This is what it looks like if I use them.

256points

#47

No Such Thing As Military Propaganda

Final score:

150points

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Kanuli 3 years ago

Oh, now I get it. He doesn’t know the meaning of propaganda. He thinks ablut threatening or bluffing I guess. But yes, they still do that too.

61points

#48

Thats Not How Monitor Size Is Measured

Final score:

139points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

I'm surprised this guy even knows how a ruler works.

116points

#49

Fastly Is The Name Of The Provider

Final score:

134points

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Demi Zwaan 3 years ago

The fact Fastly is written with a capital F should be a clue to it being a name :)

128points

#50

And The Vast Majority Of Comments Too

Final score:

111points

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The Scout 3 years ago

The assumption in itself only makes two - serious - errors: First the law of large numbers says nothing about the individual case. So while statistically over time a virus will get less virulent, this does not mean that no strain could become more dangerous, just that the more dangerous variants with a certain probability will decrease in numbers over time if they tend to seriously incapacitate the majority of hosts - while there still can be people dying from it. Second, less virulent does not mean less contagious- quite the opposite. The "perfect" scenario would be an extremely contagious virus with very few symptoms. What surprises me most is the fact that this argument is often brought on by people who generally reject the idea of evolution - while this mechanism is quite what evolution is all about.

73points

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Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 3 years ago

I can confirm from this that I hate people

60points

Ray Martin 3 years ago (edited)

I know in advance that this is probably going to be censored, but I have to say it... there really are so many dense motherfückers in the world.

44points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

motherfoooookers!

14points

River Webb 3 years ago

I honestly lost braincells from reading this

25points

Darla Dixon 3 years ago

I lost even more faith in humanity. Have people always been so lacking in sense?

7points

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

No, stupidity is like the virus, it is indeed contagious. Sorts the idiots out real fast.

1point

brukernavn340 3 years ago

No, you didn't.

1point

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Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago

This reminds me of the old saying, "Better to keep your mouth closed when someone thinks you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove it." I hate that social media has given such an easy platform to spew vomitous, dangerous opinions

11points

RatherLoopy 3 years ago (edited)

The worst part of all this is that these morons actually believe they're geniuses who are outthinking the entire world, and that's what's going to sink us... they are literally too stupid to know how stupid they are and in 2016, they seized control of the entire U.S.A.. Idiocracy is actually happening now.

8points

Caroline Sinclair 3 years ago

I wish that I hadn't read this. I now despair of the human race.

7points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

Oh the agony! The amount of stupidity here gave me a headache. I'm sure I lost a few brain cells.

4points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

And that's the reason self-confidence is one of the most repulsive flaws. Confident people are insufferable, whereas self-conscious people are much more likable.

4points

AnnaBanana 3 years ago

Not all confident people are arseholes. There is such a thing as "quietly confident", which people find reassuring and is a good trait for a leader to have. Nobody is going to follow someone who second guesses themselves all the time.

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Some of these were so terrible, I literally had no words. It's at times like this that I despair for the human race.

3points

Steve Wilson 3 years ago (edited)

The Achilles Heel of Democracy is that in any society there are always more stupid people than smart people so if everyone votes the will of the stupid people will always prevail. You have to prove that you know how to drive a car before they will let you. People should have to prove that they understand the basic fundamentals of how government works before they are allowed to vote. That will weed out a lot of them.

2points

Robin DJW 3 years ago

I cannot count the number of times that I have composed what I thought was a witty or cogent comment, and upon reading it over before submitting, I had a doubt about the accuracy of the assertion, or that I was misusing a word. I check my facts and vocabulary. It is not exactly rare that I am poised to post something utterly wrong or absurdly stupid. I think sometimes the brain gets ahead of the typing, resulting in complete nonsense. Sadly, sometimes one slips through and I feel completely ridiculous. My face turns red and my freckles jump out like peppercorns.

2points

Cori 3 years ago

And all I could think over and over again was, "dear god. These people vote."

2points

Lexipoo 3 years ago

Idiots being idiots. Isn’t that normal here in the world?

1point

Gina Babe 3 years ago

I hate everyone

1point

René Studer 3 years ago

And people keep asking me why I’m so cynical.

1point

Colleen Ross 3 years ago

I'll give #3 a pass because it was spelled with a y in the film

0points

Myriam Ickx 3 years ago

I always enjoy a good display of American stupidity. This exceeded my wildest expectations. Thanks.

0points

Shaun Coleman 3 years ago

America is doomed.

0points

Teresa Lewis 3 years ago

I work in a doctor's office and I asked a patient for her insurance card and photo i.d. She looked at me and and said rather snottily, "I don't have a photo i.d. I have a driver's license."

0points

Mani Meko 3 years ago

Have people always been this dumb but nowbody noticed because of the lack of internet? Mankind is doomed. And reading all of this it‘s probably for the better.

0points

First Name Last Name 3 years ago (edited)

"Apparently, having bucketloads of confidence is a two-edged sword, especially if you lack a substantial argument to back it up." Ironic that this is a reddit thread. Reddit exists for these very people.

0points

Aeon Flux 3 years ago

I feel smart now.

0points

alex 3 years ago

people are so stupid

0points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago

The agenda is strong with this one like so often

-2points

kjorn 3 years ago

this just provide more and more reason to end my life since i don't think the human race could improve itself beyond this deep end he is now

-2points

AnnaBanana 3 years ago

No! We want the smart people to STAY, not the dumb ones!

1point

Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago

no--no. We need people like you in the world. Please stay.

1point

Impasta (she/they) 1 year ago

Please stay!

0points

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Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 3 years ago

I can confirm from this that I hate people

60points

Ray Martin 3 years ago (edited)

I know in advance that this is probably going to be censored, but I have to say it... there really are so many dense motherfückers in the world.

44points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

motherfoooookers!

14points

River Webb 3 years ago

I honestly lost braincells from reading this

25points

Darla Dixon 3 years ago

I lost even more faith in humanity. Have people always been so lacking in sense?

7points

Shelley DuVal 3 years ago

No, stupidity is like the virus, it is indeed contagious. Sorts the idiots out real fast.

1point

brukernavn340 3 years ago

No, you didn't.

1point

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Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago

11points

RatherLoopy 3 years ago (edited)

8points

Caroline Sinclair 3 years ago

I wish that I hadn't read this. I now despair of the human race.

7points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

Oh the agony! The amount of stupidity here gave me a headache. I'm sure I lost a few brain cells.

4points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

And that's the reason self-confidence is one of the most repulsive flaws. Confident people are insufferable, whereas self-conscious people are much more likable.

4points

AnnaBanana 3 years ago

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Some of these were so terrible, I literally had no words. It's at times like this that I despair for the human race.

3points

Steve Wilson 3 years ago (edited)

2points

Robin DJW 3 years ago

2points

Cori 3 years ago

And all I could think over and over again was, "dear god. These people vote."

2points

Lexipoo 3 years ago

Idiots being idiots. Isn’t that normal here in the world?

1point

Gina Babe 3 years ago

I hate everyone

1point

René Studer 3 years ago

And people keep asking me why I’m so cynical.

1point

Colleen Ross 3 years ago

I'll give #3 a pass because it was spelled with a y in the film

0points

Myriam Ickx 3 years ago

I always enjoy a good display of American stupidity. This exceeded my wildest expectations. Thanks.

0points

Shaun Coleman 3 years ago

America is doomed.

0points

Teresa Lewis 3 years ago

I work in a doctor's office and I asked a patient for her insurance card and photo i.d. She looked at me and and said rather snottily, "I don't have a photo i.d. I have a driver's license."

0points

Mani Meko 3 years ago

Have people always been this dumb but nowbody noticed because of the lack of internet? Mankind is doomed. And reading all of this it‘s probably for the better.

0points

First Name Last Name 3 years ago (edited)

0points

Aeon Flux 3 years ago

I feel smart now.

0points

alex 3 years ago

people are so stupid

0points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago

The agenda is strong with this one like so often

-2points

kjorn 3 years ago

this just provide more and more reason to end my life since i don't think the human race could improve itself beyond this deep end he is now

-2points

AnnaBanana 3 years ago

No! We want the smart people to STAY, not the dumb ones!

1point