LMAO.. "I'm begging you"

That answer was brilliant.

People are online actively looking for s**t to be offended by

This one should be higher.

The audacity of an idiot

Twice an idiot in the span of two statements. That is impressive.

Americans think their flags always have to be higher

damn

That's just f****d up.

Not sleeping adds hours by subtracting brain cells.

I love it that he was random things like animals and gold showers (gold thank you not golden lol), like who were these women like "damn, that goose is sexy!"

Some people should really be forced to take anatomy before being allowed to go near any hole.

What a way to say you've never had a girlfriend

Seems like someone hasn't been close to female genitalia since birth... And also skipped the basic biology lessons.

This is probrably due to the level of USA public education in sex and basic anatomy. He has two holes, therefore (in his mind) women must as well.

please don't breed... please don't breed...

Sounds more like he is talking out of HIS a**e!

Some of us mother didn't sign his 'Sexual Education' form that one week it was taught in class evidently... and yes I'm laughing at the even one week part I wrote out. That's all we get here in the lovely Mormon state of Utah.

And the spelling of a**e suggests that this dipshit is British. We all have our own variety of dipshit, eh?

Yes... Yes there is a third hole. Don't talk to women about their own anatomy, especially not on the internet, lest you render yourself publicly undesirable forever.

Strange way of him to announce that he is still a virgem.

Unless it is the hole they just dug for themselves with the dumb statement

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Imagine how pee would come out if it came out of a massive (in comparison) hole. It comes out in a stream like men and they have a tiny hole. Seriously, men, take sex ed and pay attention.

Says Will the 40 yr old virgin lol

Apparently some men only have one brain and it isn't in their cranium.

I know we are often referred to as 'birds', this is the big difference however ;)

there actually are, in fact, 3 holes

Om are you serious?????? This is literally the dumbest thing I have heard anyone say or at least the one I am most shocked about. That includes people thinking the earth is flat and Americans pointing to Africa or Greenland or take your pick. I am absolutely dumbfounded !! He is clearly older than well at least 4 years old to be able to type a message (in the best case scenario).

Wait, sorry, where DO we pee from?

If you don’t know basic anatomy you shouldn’t be having sex

Please teach your children about human anatomy, male and female.

Please tell me their joking.::.!! Before I even consider going on a lunch date with a guy I kind of scan if/how much he knows about BASIC things ALL people should know…

I have had to tell women about their own bodies (I am a Paramedic), many don't realise that they do not in fact pee from their vaginas. There is a small proportion that do however, because their urethra actually goes into their vaginas.

Someone slept through biology classes.

Yes, let the biological men decide women's anatomy