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Alexander Pope famously said: "To Err is human." He is probably also saying from his grave that "to err on social media with confidence is really, really embarrassing." Or maybe we are looking at it all wrong. Maybe this kind of blind confidence should be admired. Even studied. Because the comment sections of the internet are full of them, and it is an epidemic that doesn't seem to be ending soon.

What Pope did actually end up saying was that to "forgive is divine." We aren't sure what it makes us if we point, repost, and laugh. But it is surely very far from divine. But Bored Panda did the dirty work for you and compiled the most confident among the confident. The knights of not-knowing. The folks who saw an opportunity to argue and completely disregarded the consequences of their undeniable wrongness.

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Social media post with facepalm-worthy mistake about heart rate and body temperature

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Anya Sylver Foxx
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3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhhhh I think they got celcius confused with farenhieght lol. 98.7 C is like 209 F. So the heartbeat would be 0.

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    #2

    Discussion questioning evolution theory citing physics and fossil evidence

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they do not understand physics either? Personally I stay well clear of physics, you never know when they are going to read your mind.

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    Social media post claims no nation lasts over 250 years with reply about older pub

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    Daisydaisy
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian First Nations people enter the chat ...

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    Before assuming that confidently wrong people are simply undereducated, check yourself. Lord Kelvin, aka William Thomson, was one of the most brilliant physicists of the 19th century and the man who essentially revolutionized thermodynamics. There is even a unit of measurement named after him, so it is safe to say the man had something going on upstairs.

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    That same man declared confidently that "radio has no future," insisted that "X-rays will prove to be a hoax," and stated with full conviction that "flying machines larger than air are impossible." All three of those things now exist, and we can't even imagine a reality without them. Genius comes with no immunity to being spectacularly, historically wrong, and the sooner we realise that, the better.

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    Online comments showing facepalm-worthy examples of people being proudly stupid online

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must hurt to be that stupid. And the unearned arrogance too.

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    #5

    Funny online comment miscalculating Taco Bell worker salary.

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    Colleen Glim
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    5 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s still not enough to,live on without a second job or a roommate

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    You might want to argue that Lord Kelvin was simply a product of his times, so what excuse did Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft, have? He watched Apple announce the original iPhone in 2007 and laughed on camera. In a USA Today interview that has since been viewed millions of times, probably on the very device he was mocking.

    "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. He doubled down on Microsoft's existing mobile strategy, missed the smartphone revolution entirely, and the whole episode is widely credited as one of the most expensive wrong opinions in corporate history. The iPhone currently holds around 60% of the US smartphone market. No chance, indeed.

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    Online debate misunderstanding meaning of trinity shows people being proudly stupid online

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a school psychologist/special ed teacher I took my students to the airport for a field trip, and when we got back I asked for a few words on what they thought of their day. One of my darling students started his paper with “Today we went on a feel trip.” All this time he thought it was a “feel trip.” I am sure he wondered why we never got to touch the planes.

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    The reason people dig in rather than fold is not stupidity; it is neuroscience. Psychologist Mike Brooks Ph.D. explains that the brain processes being wrong as a direct threat to identity and survival, triggering the same defensive response as a physical threat.

    "When our personal or social identity is at stake," he notes, "we are more likely to distort reality and deny that we are wrong to defend such identities." So the person in the comments getting increasingly unhinged might seem stubborn, but their brain has classified the correction as an onslaught and is just doing what nature intended it to.

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    #12

    Social media claim raw is law because bacteria do not exist contradicted with cheese making by bacteria

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    GOZ
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    31 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought evolution would take care of this.

    The frustrating irony is that being wrong is actually one of the most useful things a person can do, if they let it be. ASCD, formerly the Association for Supervision and Curriculum Development, identifies mistakes as a critical tool for deeper learning, noting that a positive mistake culture can reinforce metacognition, build resilience, and open up learning that correct answers simply cannot.

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    They also say we should strive towards creating a "positive mistake culture," where we don't get dismissed for being wrong. The problem is that this only works if the person experiencing the mistake is willing to sit with the discomfort of it rather than immediately launching a counteroffensive in a comment thread.

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    #15

    Social media comments debating Jackie Robinson and national anthem on Boston Red Sox post

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I sit here at this very moment wearing a Colin Kaepernick jersey.

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    But one burning question remains unanswered. Are men or women more likely to have all the audacity in the comment section? Behavioral studies examining the effects of testosterone found that higher levels are associated with decreased cognitive reflection and an increased intuitive feeling of being correct.

    This does not mean that men are wrong more often, but it does suggest they may be quicker to form a snap judgment and slower to question it afterward. The double-checking step, the one where you pause and think "wait, am I sure about this," is the exact step that gets skipped.

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    #18

    Funny tweet wrongly calculating age of kid born in 2010 with basic math error

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    Robert T
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prof standing for what? Professional idiot? ;-)

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    What happens after the mistake is also telling. Sociological and psychological research notes that men tend to frame past errors briefly and philosophically, filing them under "learning experience" and moving on. Women are more likely to give detailed, emotionally expressive accounts of where things went wrong.

    Neither approach is objectively better, but one of them does produce significantly more self-awareness about the mechanics of the mistake, which is probably useful information the next time the urge to post with absolute certainty arrives.

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    #20

    1982 newspaper clipping doubting the lasting popularity of video games

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    7 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we still had the same sort of games people were playing in 1982, she might have had a point. I think this is more a lack of imagination than of intelligence, that she couldn't foresee the way technology in general, and gaming in particular, would evolve. We the public have become bored of specific games/game types and moved on, multiple times, it's just that the "somethings else" that we have turned to continue to include newer, fancier games.

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    #21

    Social media argument about correct usage of you're vs your.

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    Robert T
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apostrophes indicate missing letters, or in this case brain cells!

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    The good news is that there is a way out, and it is simpler than most people make it. Deborah Grayson Riegel, writing for Harvard Business Review, says, "Swallow your pride, say 'I was wrong.'" Offer a brief explanation without turning it into a defense, and actually listen to the response without interrupting or getting defensive.

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    If your mistake affected other people, acknowledge that specifically. Address both the practical fallout and the relational one, because sometimes the real damage is not the wrong answer but the way you argued for it. Then tell people what you have learned and what you plan to do differently. That is the whole process. It is not complicated; it is just uncomfortable.

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    #24

    Social media post wrongly claiming dolphins are fish, showing ocean dolphin image

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whale I'll be. You wrote that on porpoise?

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    What the comment sections collected here have in common is not malice. Most of these people are not bad, they are just deeply, visibly committed to a version of events that is not accurate, and the internet has the receipts. There is something almost poetic about a medium that never forgets being the permanent home of every confident wrong opinion ever typed into it.

    Lord Kelvin at least had the dignity of being wrong before the screenshot existed. The rest of these people were not so lucky.

    Have you ever had to argue against someone who stood their ground despite being embarrassingly wrong? Let's have a laugh about it together in the comments.

    #26

    Social media comment citing Adam and Eve and Ten Commandments

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Re read the ten commandments. Both sets.

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    #27

    Reddit argument about primary colors yellow, red, and blue highlights facepalm-worthy ignorance online

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    Shadow the Dragon King
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, neither of them are wrong. In terms of colored light, yellow is a mix of red and green. In terms of pigments, green is a mix of yellow and blue. Never made sense, but it's the truth.

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    #33

    Online debate about Mount McKinley and Denali names showing facepalm-worthy confusion

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    Charlotte
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    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I didn't know that Ontario was a description of the lake (ie that it is big and beautiful) until the orange king decided to rename it after a couple of continents, and I live here

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    #36

    Map showing 631 mile gap between Argentina and Antarctica with debate about swimming distance

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    Charlotte
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, silly me thinking a 1300+ km swim in icy water would be inconvenient

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    #43

    Twitter debate about mask effectiveness and medical opinions

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    Charlotte
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Til sacred geometry is a thing; I've been going around living in plain old regular geometry

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    #45

    Social media post wrongly claiming 0.9999 repeating equals zero

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So 0.9999999999999999999 of a cake is still no cake? I'm using that in my defense

    #46

    Confused online comment about Ireland and British identity

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To add to the confusion: people from Northern Ireland are from the UK but aren't British

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    #47

    Arguments online about whether ducks are birds with misunderstandings

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sort of hope there aren’t too many more of these because my brain is trying to escape out of my skull.

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    #48

    Incorrect claims about snow leopards and Mount Everest location in America

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    Charlotte
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there's a hill called Everest or something? I mean, I've been to Paris Ontario ( 1/10, do not recommend)

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    #53

    Social media confusion over Elon Musk's origin describing South Africa as a country

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like saying you're from South Korea . . . wait

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    #71

    Photo of eggs frying on stove sarcastically labeled vegan paella

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    Dont listen to me
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans believe that eggs are dairy, apparently because their supermarkets always sell eggs in the dairy section.

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