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i'm an anxious pansexual nightmare. i hate the feeling of sand or dirt under my feet on a flat surface idk

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so what does "real" coffee have that Starbucks doesn't? i'm not a big fan of starbucks but I do treat myself every month or two and I greatly enjoy their dark roasts. don't understand why people hate on them so much - please enlighten me?

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Especially the ones that have the whole club looking at you

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A vasectomy. After we had two children we knew that was a good number for us. We both come from huge families and we know how hard it is financially and emotionally to provide for a large number of kids. Wasn't even that expensive either.

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Which is a great use of resources, considering the mortality rate of weed Vs alcohol. 88000 people die annually due to alcohol. Annual marijuana deaths? Basically zero

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Which is a great use of resources, considering the mortality rate of weed Vs alcohol. 88000 people die annually due to alcohol. Annual marijuana deaths? Basically zero

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I was trying to figure out a way to be Taylor for Halloween, too! This is awesome! Great job 💜

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It's DREAM

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Because custard is F*****G BETTER

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Look at the shirts the kids are wearing...

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So, I have ADHD & anxiety, and I'm only 12, so I have a list. - Stop faking it. - You don't need that to focus! Just try harder! (I need to have something to fidget with to stay focused) - Can't you just, like, hold it in or something? (I have tics from it) - Girl's don't have that. - You're just asking for attention. - Stop being lazy and do something. - Just speak up! It's not that hard. - Why are you so quiet all the time? You should change. (sorry Karen, but it's not that easy) - Why must you be like this? Just be like everyone else and you'll be fine.

They are going at everything so wrong. I'm a Christian too, and this makes Christians look so bad. Sure, we may not like wearing masks, but we have to, if we had the choice we wouldn't...but it's not worth arguing for that long over. My family is antivaxers too, but hold nothing against people who get vaccinated of course. I have anxiety as well, and as amazing as prayer is, God, put people on the earth to help us. They aren't going at this the right way, and I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

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This one is also kind of cute and not perverted.

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I am a virgin and I use rocket huge tampons in the first two days because I bleed like a slaughtered cow.

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As a woman, I think pain from being kicked in the crownjewels is a myth

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"If only my daughter had polio instead of gayness"

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It is that... very COOL

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ooh! i knew this one! a few years back there was a mine spill that turned the river this yellowy orange color!! it wasn't SUPER harmful to the ecosystem though. it just happened in the fall, when the river was low so you could see all the minerals in the river.

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maple syrup is more expensive by weight than gold but it is SO MUCH better than the cheap syrup

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i'll love and support you!!! also look in your area for youth groups for lgbtqia+ teens/tweens. it can really be helpful and some places can help you buy binders and things to make you feel more comfortable i'n your own skin. i promise that there are so many people who can be here for you and on your side. i'm rooting for you!!! <3

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