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30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

If you want an omelette one day, you’re out of luck for the rest of the week, then

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

Besides wasting oil, the only other thing it does is to keep sauce from sticking to the noodles and pooling in the bottom of the plate after they slid off the sad uncoated pasta

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

If you want an omelette one day, you’re out of luck for the rest of the week, then

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

Besides wasting oil, the only other thing it does is to keep sauce from sticking to the noodles and pooling in the bottom of the plate after they slid off the sad uncoated pasta

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

When I was little my parents used to invite their brothers and sisters over. My cousin is like one or two years older than me, and when we watched cartoons he would go "Her can't do that." Drove me crazy

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

Sounds rather fun

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

For those outside the States, Charlie Horse means leg cramps.

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

Google translate now says Chinese cabbage... but lists white rape as an alternate translation

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

You really gotta think a few steps ahead with this game. You also can't start with 'Nanny' or 'Tube' either.

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

I’m a little bit worried for girl 2

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

I must be weird because if I would have been that teacher watching this unfold, it would have made me intensely uncomfortable as I watch the wheels turn in this kid's head. My brain would have been silently pleading "please don't say it, please don't say it, please don't say it".

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

I’m exactly like that girl. In real life if somebody accused me of something and I didn’t do it I’d be yelling my head off about how innocent I am.

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

I always did love class clowns. LOL They helped ease the monotony of the day.

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

That poor girl. I bet she does it because she's trying to come to terms with it. I could imagine her thinking about doing something with her mom when she gets home, then the realization of oh yeah "my mom's dead". Instead of it staying in her head as a thought it comes out of her mouth to make it more real. This one isn't really so funny to me and also it doesn't give you any context of the time since her mother had passed.

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

Imagine the face drop the teacher would have had if the kid meant their real balls. 😂 🤣………😮😧🤭

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

High school? That kind of stupidity is concerning lmao

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*reaches up my a*s* "Hello?"

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

maybe YOU'RE the a*****e coworker if you think you can just go through your coworker's snacks to the point where they have to write notes to keep you out.

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Little guy in the lower right seems happy about it all

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

atleast he gave you 5 dollars

50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers (New Pics)

Just go over the writing with a dry wipe marker and then wipe with a paper towel. Comes straight off

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

No-therlands.

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

Can anyone find Denmark?

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It's the weirdest place I have been to. It has a very strange vibe.

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

Meanie... you won't help your friend's Dad's ghost?

40 Scammers Who Got Baited And ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off

if i was a bot, how would i be able to send live pic and videos? lol

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

And I only popped out to get some milk...

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A proud list to be on. Mr Putin, may you rot in hell.

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How do they know about cousin Danny :)

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Coconut gone - hungry person around

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My parents boil any meat that they’re going to “cook” on the grill because it won’t cook all the way through on a grill. And this is why I thought I hated BBQed chicken. Few years ago I threw a BBQ for them, my Dad insisted I was going to kill them by just grilling the chicken and pork. Then they said, best grilled chicken and pork they ever had. I also grilled the corn on the cob which they thought was some kind of miracle.

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

If you want an omelette one day, you’re out of luck for the rest of the week, then

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Love my mom, but she was an awful cook. As a teen I started to cook for my family once or twice a week. My father grilled on the weekend nights. The other 3 nights of the week were hers. She tried, she really did, but she was just not good. She would see a recipe she was interested in, but instead of trying it out as is, she would make adjustments to it the first time out. And her adjustments were not necessarily sensible. For example, she would see a recipe that calls for 2 cups of shredded cheese which she saw as too much cheese, so she would replace one cup of cheese with a cup of shredded carrot because it looked like shredded cheese. Stuff like that. When I grew older and was at Girlfriend's house for dinner one night, she decided to make enchiladas, which I absolutely detested growing up. Of course, there are times in life when you just swallow what's offered to you and smile. They ended up being the best enchiladas I had ever tasted. Amazing. And of course I huge kuddos from her, A for eating them, B for asking for seconds, and C for the smile on my face. Turns out, most enchiladas don't have 2 cans of diced olives mixed in. Yet another adjustment my mother made without thinking it through. You know diced olives bare a resemblance to ground meat when you cook it. And so, at the age of 22 I learned that I don't hate enchiladas. Lesson learned.

30 Of The Worst Beliefs About Cooking People Have Been Taught By Their Parents, As Shared On This Online Thread

Besides wasting oil, the only other thing it does is to keep sauce from sticking to the noodles and pooling in the bottom of the plate after they slid off the sad uncoated pasta

Glittering-Pomelo-19 reply

When I lived with my parents, I didn't get the hype around steak. This was all around the context we lived in - My mum was feeding eight of us and brought cheap tenderized cuts that she could afford, would cook it to the consistency of cardboard, and tell us how lucky we were having steak for dinner. I was totally indifferent to it as a meal, but you eat what's in front of you and you don't complain. It wasn't till I moved out on my own and had a really good steak at a restaurant that I realized I had misunderstood beef for 18 years. Now I love to cook and eat steak.

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My dad always told me that mushrooms should be added to the dish at the very last minute and barely cooked. I always thought I didn’t really like mushrooms. When I finally ate mushrooms which had been sautéed golden brown I was blown away. Turns out they are way better fully cooked!