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G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ • commented on a post 1 month ago

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I mean, I guessed it worked lol

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ • upvoted 34 items 1 month ago

“Plumber’s Crack”: Internet Reacts To Risqué Red Carpet Trend Of Stars Flashing Their Rears

Julia Foxs’ dress looks like she shed a load of hair in the shower and then wrapped herself in the shower curtain

“Plumber’s Crack”: Internet Reacts To Risqué Red Carpet Trend Of Stars Flashing Their Rears

Why don't men with great bodies walk around half naked? 🤔 Bring back the ancient Greek style!

“Plumber’s Crack”: Internet Reacts To Risqué Red Carpet Trend Of Stars Flashing Their Rears

Julia Foxs’ dress looks like she shed a load of hair in the shower and then wrapped herself in the shower curtain

“Plumber’s Crack”: Internet Reacts To Risqué Red Carpet Trend Of Stars Flashing Their Rears

Why don't men with great bodies walk around half naked? 🤔 Bring back the ancient Greek style!

“Plumber’s Crack”: Internet Reacts To Risqué Red Carpet Trend Of Stars Flashing Their Rears

On Oscar night, these dresses look so vulgar. Yes the women have beautiful bodies and yes, they have the right to show them off, but it just looks like a sad cry for attention. Especially Zoe's; she looked stunning and then you see the extra cut out. Just why???

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Uselessly out of the point reply including its own contradiction: neither do you know the context. And even from a family member, this would be mean. That's what bullies or unloving parents tell their less loved kids. Nothing funny about telling people we don't like them out of the blue.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

This is Facebook... I'd bet money that the reply is from either their parent or another close family member. Almost certainly the parent.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Fun fact… it’s the younger brother that made the comment to their older sibling. So nothing mean just banter.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

You sound like Dr. Seuss.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Roses are red, and violets are blue; well, that's what they say but it just isn't true. Now, roses are red, and apples are too. But violets are violet; surely not blue. An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green. And your pinkie's not pink, so what does it mean to call something 'blue' when it's not? We defile it. But hey, face the facts... it's just hard to rhyme 'violet'.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I love when I’ve scrolled through like 50 posts, then the page freaks out for no reason and I get sent back up to the top because this site is sh1t on mobile devices.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

What is the first thing you take out of your burning house? Answer : The fire!

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Don't know! I remember seeing comebacks like that from parents, in different articles, in the past. I was just trying to say there's no point in being judgmental without knowing the entire context and just enjoy a joke.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Youngest daughter (of 3) sent me a birthday card saying 'if at first you don't succeed, try try again'

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I love Neil DeGrasse Tyson, but I agree with the poet here 😆

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Do I need to pay to see that content too? Where is it?

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

The surgeon went in for the lobotomy and came out empty-handed.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Uselessly comment from someone that knows nothing about the context of the original post! Maybe it's a father/mother joking about their child! The main thing being "joke", which could have been deduced from the title of the article where it's clearly stated "hilarious comebacks"!

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

These are funny, I just wish such a function would exist. With a 3 strike rule: 3rd threat of that time = jail. End of.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I agree. Does humor allow to ignore health issues?

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Uselessly mean toward someone who said nothing wrong.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

And admitting you were a high school bully isn't the flex you think it is..

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

World needs more of this kind of brutal honesty.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Xavier is a bloody genius

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I think the guy was trying something along the lines of "did you know if you say the word gullible very slowly, it sounds like the word 'orange?'"

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I friggin love this guy. He gives me the warm satire fuzzies

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

*takes off glasses* but Miss Jones, you're beautiful! /s

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

be nice, don't insult the box of hair

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

needs to go to anatomy lessons as well

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

this makes no sense its like the people who bought Harry Potter books then burnt them to protest JK Rowling they already bought the books and made her richer so they are out of pocket not her

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

At my high school graduation, we had a brain surgeon who was an alumni come and give the speech. He talked about becoming a surgeon, going around the world, climbing the himalaya, but the one thing he wanted us to always remember... and I quote "MOON PIES MAKE YOU HAPPY!" and he began throwing them into the crowd XD

Nothing Is More Accurate

That Is Hilarious

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G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

This should be said much more often and in many contexts.

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Upvote

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

This should be said much more often and in many contexts.

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Upvote

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

wholesome :)

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

People like Pam will be the reason this type of disclaimer is added "Please do not rate a business you have not visited or exchanged services with. These types of false rating can impact a business."

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Strippers come in all sizes and ages! There is a market for everyone.

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G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ • commented on a post 1 month ago

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I mean, I guessed it worked lol

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ • commented on 16 posts 2 months ago

50 Funny Memes That Men Might Find Funny, Shared By The "Men's Humor" IG Account (New Pics)

Oooh i had no idea colleges could obtain a nuclear reactor!

Guy Shares Examples Of Medieval Painters' Attempts To Paint Animals Without Having Seen Them, And It's Hilarious (17 Pics)

Its intersex (joking <3)

“I Have No Clue”: 30 Hilariously Useless Customer Support Interactions

This is amazing humor lmao wonderwall

“I Have No Clue”: 30 Hilariously Useless Customer Support Interactions

Hello.

“I Have No Clue”: 30 Hilariously Useless Customer Support Interactions

Hello.

“I Have No Clue”: 30 Hilariously Useless Customer Support Interactions

Stop copying me.

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I dont believe in religon, but this priest is cool enough.

40 Posts Showcasing Examples Of Something That Reached "Boss Level" (New Pics)

Looks bad*ss

40 Posts Showcasing Examples Of Something That Reached "Boss Level" (New Pics)

She looks so happy and thats amazing ^^

40 Posts Showcasing Examples Of Something That Reached "Boss Level" (New Pics)

Thinks? More like knows

40 Posts Showcasing Examples Of Something That Reached "Boss Level" (New Pics)

I want to join the group help

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Minnows

50 Times People Found Comedy Gold In The Reviews That Works Better Than Advertisements

But... what about flex tape

50 Times People Found Comedy Gold In The Reviews That Works Better Than Advertisements

Might be charged with battery? Bad dum tss

50 Times People Found Comedy Gold In The Reviews That Works Better Than Advertisements

Guys. I have 4 friends and one of them bought over 300 COLORFUL plastic babies to my HS to scatter around. So far he gave me a few handfuls. Lol I offer some ppl in my hallway to hide then

21 Wild And Unsettling Toy Designs By Rosemberg That Defy Norms (New Pics)

Its just like thr 1600's sadly

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

I love the bottom middle it’s like a low quality art

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

I like the Harry Potter one and the rtx

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

Bro no you …

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

People like Pam will be the reason this type of disclaimer is added "Please do not rate a business you have not visited or exchanged services with. These types of false rating can impact a business."

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

As long as it's con-sensual.

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Strippers come in all sizes and ages! There is a market for everyone.

Anger Meme Are The Worst

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Wings And Pizza! Just drop by Walmart Friday night!

Thanks In Advance

My Grandma Is Trying To Tell Me Something

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

"A" for effort

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

wholesome :)

I’m Not Good At This Either

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Anyone else reminded of that Chappelle show skit of the blind KKK member? Classic.

My Grandpa Posted A Pic About Gay Uncles Day And Then Got Mad At Himself In The Comments

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Poor first Emma thought she was the only one in the world.

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Paint? Wood? Puppy pelts?

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

bowchickawowow!

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Congratulations??????

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Upvote

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Honesty is the best policy.

I Don’t Know How I Friended You I Am An Old Man

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

"my incompetence amazes even me at times" is one of those acid-test phrases. I don't trust people who don't say, or at least understand, it.

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