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ZekeDaNoob

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ZekeDaNoob • commented on 34 posts 1 year ago

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50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

Lesgoo best Harry Potter movie

50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

Self roast That's rare

50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

Lesgoo best Harry Potter movie

50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

Self roast That's rare

50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

😬 d*mn

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ZekeDaNoob • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

Self roast That's rare

Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?

When I was 9-11 I helped at my church by doing kids church and one day (mind you this kid was like 5) this little kid walked up to me and said "you look like you really need to poop" I legit started laughing my a** off. The actual teacher asked if I was okay and I just said "it looks like I need to poop"

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Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?

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Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?

ZekeDaNoob • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

Martin Labrador King Jr.

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

And Rosa who likes Parks

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

DOGGY MLKJ

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

Doggy segregation leads to donkey MLKJ

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

GCEGCEGCEGCEGCEGCEGCEGCEGCE

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I have apologized to my dog way to much haven’t I

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Hush. Nobody likes people like you.

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We frenids now bruh

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

Can someone elaborate this for me

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

You got the whole squad laughing 😐

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

Except for spoiled rich kids

125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

Mission started

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My cat would be like “mow mow beach I’m superior now”

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I’ll take that sheet any day

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss pleeeeez

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And even after 100 years schools still won’t be teaching the fact that the only thing you learn from history is that NO ONE LEARNS FROM HISTORY.

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Lol I’m only 14 beach

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Trust me pal you’re not that guy

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You’re not that guy

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125 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

but what if they can?

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50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

It's how most Americans view the world :/

50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

Just found out I may have cancer...can't get a CT Scan cuz the State of Californias health care system was Ransome-wared...Millions of folks affected: No tests, No meds. No imaging. They're "working on it" and have been for the last THREE Weeks...I've had a long, good life...all I can think about is someone's child who needs care NOW...🥺...or Anyone needing insulin etc...to survive. 🤯

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50 Hilariously-Relatable Memes Shared On The 'Sarcasm Only' Instagram Account

Self roast That's rare

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Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?

Not a teacher but I volunteered to help with the preschoolers/elementary schoolers at my church. I had this four year old come up to me and out of the blue he just says “There’s a man in my closet that has no face.” After that he just ran off and continued to play like nothing happened, leaving me confused. I don’t know who his parents were, so I couldn’t tell them what he told me. I did sleep with my closet door closed that night.

Hey Teachers, What Is The Weirdest Thing A Student Has Said To You?

Not a teacher, but I did sort of teach because my Montessori school was a shitty place and I picked things up easily. Was told by one boy that if the hour hand was closer to a smaller number, it was A.M, but if it was closer to the other number it was P.M. I had to tell him that clocks didn’t show a.m. and p.m. this made him cry because he said his sisters would never know time. 7 year old me just moved on, but in retrospect, something should have been said. Highly suspect his sisters were locked away.

I Create Comics About Everyday Life Situations That People Can Relate To (35 New Pics)

EVERY TIME SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WEAR GLASSES ASKS IF THEY CAN WEAR MY GLASSES THEY ALWAYS SAY THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!

I Create Comics About Everyday Life Situations That People Can Relate To (35 New Pics)

EXACTLY!!!!

This Artist Makes Colorful Comics With Wholesome And Funny Endings, And Here's The Result (30 Pics)

Don't be shy put some more.

This Artist Makes Colorful Comics With Wholesome And Funny Endings, And Here's The Result (30 Pics)

Still not enough for me

30 Times Students Deserved An A+ For Their Sense Of Humor, As Per These Teachers

True, Europe is for a fact known to be clutter-friendly.

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I teach Koreans. There is no "V" sound in the Korean language, so a lot of stuff with a "V" becomes a "P" or "B". Balentine's Day, for example. They know what a "V" is, so pronunciation just depends on if they've read the word using the Korean alphabet or the English one. One time, a group of students wanted to do a skit about Sailor Venus. So the whole skit was about "Sailor Penis," "Sailor Penis" fights using Penis's power of love, and ties down enemies using her special penis love chain.