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Zé Tó Fateixa
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Zé Tó Fateixa • upvoted 30 items 7 years ago
76 y.o. "Babushka of Baikal" Lives Alone In Siberia And Skates Across Baikal Every Day For A Heartwarming Reason
I Started Chatting With A Local Police Officer Today, And Asked Him What I Could Do To Let My Parents Know I Was Having A Good Time At My First Day Of College. He Suggested Taking This Photo
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Pet stores should have an empty reptile cage labeled "chameleon" to see how long people will stand and look.
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Poaching is only illegal if you use a weapon. If you think you can take a rhino or a lion with your bare hands, go ahead.
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Siri and Alexia should only work if you say “please” and “thank you”. This could improve people’s manners to each other.
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Zé Tó Fateixa • upvoted 20 items 7 years ago
76 y.o. "Babushka of Baikal" Lives Alone In Siberia And Skates Across Baikal Every Day For A Heartwarming Reason
I Started Chatting With A Local Police Officer Today, And Asked Him What I Could Do To Let My Parents Know I Was Having A Good Time At My First Day Of College. He Suggested Taking This Photo
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Pet stores should have an empty reptile cage labeled "chameleon" to see how long people will stand and look.Crazy Ideas
Poaching is only illegal if you use a weapon. If you think you can take a rhino or a lion with your bare hands, go ahead.Crazy Ideas
Siri and Alexia should only work if you say “please” and “thank you”. This could improve people’s manners to each other.
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