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Zara PIROTTA • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet That Shows How Weird They Are (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Caught Your Pet Doing? (Closed)

Zara PIROTTA • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet That Shows How Weird They Are (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Caught Your Pet Doing? (Closed)

Zara PIROTTA • upvoted 28 items 3 years ago

These Artists Create Pure And Uplifting Comics To Make People Smile, And Their 474K Instagram Followers Love It (30 Pics)

chonky bird :}

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Caught Your Pet Doing?

Was dog sitting a friend's dog while they were out of town. I had this this giant hamburger plush. I leave to room to get him a treat, only to come back and find him humping it (the plush). He sees me and stops. He just stares at me. I take a step forward and he bolts out of the room. I look at the poor hamburger plush who is now covered in dog piss and torn open. Had to throw it out.

These Artists Create Pure And Uplifting Comics To Make People Smile, And Their 474K Instagram Followers Love It (30 Pics)

chonky bird :}

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Caught Your Pet Doing?

My dog collects rocks that he found in the yard. He brings them in and put them by his food dish and I put them on a shelf.

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Caught Your Pet Doing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Caught Your Pet Doing?

Once, I caught my cat sitting on my bed with an origami hat that I had put on her half an hour ago, she looked at me as if to say thanks for the hat. can I keep it? then I tried to take it off her and she moved her head away from me and meowed. i think she was trying to tell me she loved the hat. :}

These Artists Create Pure And Uplifting Comics To Make People Smile, And Their 474K Instagram Followers Love It (30 Pics)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

41 People Share Some Of The Cutest Pictures Of Cats Embracing Their Loaf Identity

one like = one prayer for mickey to get into cat heaven.

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

that's not very nice

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

this is really good advice :)

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

if you want extra reassurance you should do some digging and find out what the artist's/band's favourite flavour pizza is so you can look like you're delivering it to them.

41 People Share Some Of The Cutest Pictures Of Cats Embracing Their Loaf Identity

OMG

41 People Share Some Of The Cutest Pictures Of Cats Embracing Their Loaf Identity

of course you can Litlle Loaf Dude!!!

41 People Share Some Of The Cutest Pictures Of Cats Embracing Their Loaf Identity

Best place to loaf

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

This is a good one.

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

"Never walk around empty-handed" First lesson on the first day I started my working career. And that was somewhere in the previous century.

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

And being nice makes you feel better. It’s a body-chemistry thing.

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

Yes! It's not what you know it's your persistence, your curiosity, your kindness. And notice when they are doing the right thing, and thank them or acknowledge their responsible choice. Otherwise they only get negative feedback. And it's adorably sweet when, in return, a wee voice pipes up "good job mummy you peeled all those carrots nicely" ❤

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

Also, some people need time to get started when they reply. One of my colleagues needs two or three seemingly mindless sentences to get to his actual answer, but he tends to be right. Sadly, some people in the past didn't give him that time and it really crushed his confidence so now he just doesn't offer input for fear of being cut off impatiently. Really sad.

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

saw a video of a guy asking to ride the bus for free, in suit he get to ride for free, in dirty clothes he was asked to leave.

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" For The Game Of Life, And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

Pro tip: just carry it, don't eat + carry.

Real-Life-Cheat-Codes

If you admit you're wrong and make changes to whatever it is that you're wrong about, people will respect and appreciate you more. Unfortunately this requires the swallow_ego.pill patch installed. Without this you will be incapable of being a civil person.

Real-Life-Cheat-Codes

When I was in my old 500+ person building, I kept a stack of papers on my desk. When I was bored, or got tired of sitting down, I'd get up, grab my stack of papers and walk around. I called them my "walking papers" and did this for months. Got a lot of head nods and not one question the entire time. People always assumed I was on an important mission, but nope. Not in the least. PS: worked on the executive floor / wing, too.

Real-Life-Cheat-Codes

Just be nice, particularly to people in the service industry. Your job, your personal interactions, even your calls into customer service will go 100% easier if you’re just nice to people and recognize that they’re probably just trying to do their job, not screw you over.

Real-Life-Cheat-Codes

The correct response to any compliment is "Thank you." You can then follow it up with a comment if you'd like to continue the conversation. If someone likes your dress? "Thank you, it has pockets!" If someone compliments your art? "Thank you, I've been practicing." If someone asks if you're a professional singer because you have a good singing voice? "Thank you, I just sing for fun." Not only does it make you seem confident and self-assured, it tells them that they are right! That's a friendly thing to do. This even works if you don't believe the compliment. Saying, "Oh, no, I'm ugly," when someone compliments your appearance not only tells them that they're wrong, it makes you think of yourself as ugly. A better answer would be, "Thank you, I really appreciate that and I don't always believe it, so hearing that from you helps."

Real-Life-Cheat-Codes

Ask questions, about everything. Ask people about themselves. Be open about stuff you don't understand, and ask questions about that. When you forget someone's name, own up to it and just ask them. I am amazed at how many people won't acknowledge even a tiny amount of ignorance, or won't show honest curiosity about something, can't admit they've forgotten something they feel is important, and won't ever ask for help. Guys...your life becomes so much easier if you just drop the [effin] ego and ask.

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Zara PIROTTA • commented on 8 posts 3 years ago