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Pandaroo

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Pandaroo

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I don't ever ever wanna look backThe future's blurry but the past is a trapI might be staring at my last chanceBut I'm cold bloodedI'm cold bloodedIce in my veinsNever gonna runVenom on my fangsFire on my tongueI'm cold bloodedIt's all or nothingIf I go downGonna burn with the sunWon't quit now'Til I'm sitting on the throneI'm cold bloodedCold Blooded-Zayde Wolf 🇦🇺🇧🇩🇺🇦

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Pandaroo • commented on a post 1 week ago

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared On This Page

This IS a joke.. right?

Pandaroo • upvoted an item 1 week ago

40 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared On This Page

*sighs in german. Hitler sure went after his goals but he wasn't necessarily the smartest sometimes. And a coward! A god damn awful coward! If you have to be such an a*****e and act like he did, at least stand up to what you did

Pandaroo • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

You were down voted for no reason, giving you an upvote.

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

I have met people from conservative orthodox Jewish families who rebelled when they were adults by putting up Christmas trees and buying friends Christmas presents and going to carols.

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

You were down voted for no reason, giving you an upvote.

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

I have met people from conservative orthodox Jewish families who rebelled when they were adults by putting up Christmas trees and buying friends Christmas presents and going to carols.

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magnagan reply

Colour. It sounds weird but anytime the colour of something comes up and someone tries to correct me.

I’ve been a commercial printing press operator for 20 years. I can spot VERY subtle differences in colours that most people can’t.

Edit:
The upvote is orange.
The dress is blue and black.

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Pandaroo • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

30 People Who Lost A Best Friend Shared What Happened

I do know some guys and we only talk to each other like once a month or so, to be fair

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Sugar is allowed. But why did the mom assume you were going to prison? Family history or smthn?

30 People Who Lost A Best Friend Shared What Happened

I do know some guys and we only talk to each other like once a month or so, to be fair

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Sugar is allowed. But why did the mom assume you were going to prison? Family history or smthn?

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Life isn't fair.. but karma does try help...

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Excuse me: Of course the cat finds this offensive. Which absolute ignoramus may possibly argue with this well thought-out argument?

“Mowing Your Lawn On A Sunday”: 30 Taboo Things Other Countries Don’t Think Twice About

sorry bruv.

50 Things The “Weird” Kid At School Did That Still Haunt People Years Later

Not a bad combo, tbh

35 Disturbing Facts People Didn’t Ask To Know

Not as much as the Holocaust, or even what Stalin did, or what's happening to the uyghurs. Not even compared to the genocide of the Palestinians.

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Pandaroo • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

“And We Thank God For The Train That Hit Him”: 45 Things People Overheard At Funerals

...??!

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Pandaroo • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

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Angel_Madison reply

Not needing tipping because the workers are paid a fair wages already.

Pandaroo • commented on 6 posts 3 months ago

30 Interesting And Fun Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge

I respect the Russians/soviets for having saved my ancestral country from The US and UK, even though I understand they weren't always the best people. BD, guys

50 Random And Unhinged Emails People Actually Sent

not completely true

30 Interesting And Fun Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge

I respect the Russians/soviets for having saved my ancestral country from The US and UK, even though I understand they weren't always the best people. BD, guys

50 Random And Unhinged Emails People Actually Sent

not completely true

50 Fun And Fascinating Facts For People Who Eat Knowledge For Breakfast

Australia breakdancing, anyone?

Hey Pandas, What`s Your Opinion About The War In Ukraine? (Closed)

I agree. The US has interfered too much in other countries politics.

‘I Had A Stroke’: 50 Typos That Might Just Send You Spiraling Down To Cuckoo Land

lol

‘I Had A Stroke’: 50 Typos That Might Just Send You Spiraling Down To Cuckoo Land

Indeed.

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Pandaroo • upvoted 8 items 3 months ago

30 Interesting And Fun Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge

I think this is a rather broad and inaccurate statement about an entire group of people that doesn't have any basis in fact. Source: Russian emmigrant family.

30 Interesting And Fun Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge

“ *A Footnote to History: The secession and subsequent creation of the Conch Republic should not be viewed as a revolution against the United States of America. Rather, it was quite the opposite…it was a protest against the folly of zealotry resulting in the people of the Florida Keys being literally alienated as Americans. The United States Coast Guard, the object of the first and only act of military aggression by the Conch Republic government was never considered as a “enemy.” The US Coast Guard DILIGENCE was merely a target of opportunity. Let no one ever come under the impression that the US Coast Guard has ever been considered anything other than a good friend. The Conch Republic exists as a sovereign state of mind, which signifies our vision of the America which we are proud to be part of.“

30 Interesting And Fun Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge

I think this is a rather broad and inaccurate statement about an entire group of people that doesn't have any basis in fact. Source: Russian emmigrant family.

30 Interesting And Fun Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge

My favourite bit, about the ‘war’: “ On April 23rd, the Conch Republic flag was raised over city hall and the Schooner Western Union, under command of Captain John Kraus, went forth into the harbor and attacked the US Coast Guard Cutter DILIGENCE with water balloons, Conch fritters and stale Cuban bread. The DILIGENCE fought back with fire hoses and thus commenced the Great Battle of the Conch Republic. Prime Minister Wardlow surrendered and demanded foreign aid from the United States (which we are still waiting for!) The road block was quietly removed and the glorious Conch Republic was born.”

30 Interesting And Fun Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge

“Community leaders started to gather around Mayor Dennis Wardlow to decide what to do. The very lifeblood of a budding tourism industry was threatened and Secessionist talk was bubbling up in each discussion. At the urging of David Paul Horan, the legal route was chosen as the first alternative and an injunction was filed against the government’s action in Federal Court in Miami. The court essentially refused to enjoin the US Federal Government’s Border Patrol from treating the Keys like a foreign country. When the Key West delegation left the courthouse, they were met by a gaggle of the world press asking “What are you going to do, Mr. Mayor?” and Mayor Wardlow replied “We are going to go home and secede” and thus the Conch Republic was born.“

30 Interesting And Fun Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge

“The Conch Republic (also known as Key West and the Florida Keys) like many nations was born from trouble. The trouble started back in the dark days of March 1982, when the U.S. Federal Government placed a Border Patrol Roadblock at the Last Chance Saloon in Florida City. A seventeen mile traffic jam immediately ensued as the Border Patrol stopped every car leaving or entering the Keys, supposedly searching for illegal d***s and aliens who might be hiding under the front seats, in glove compartments, and in trunks. The media starting reporting on the unprecedented action of the Border Patrol in setting up a Border Roadblock within the United States, itself (after all, most everyone believed that the Florida Keys were indeed part of the United States!) As the stories of the traffic jam poured out across the nation and the world, visitors started canceling reservations to come to the Keys.”

30 Stories Of People Finding And Exploiting Loopholes

What are they gonna do, take away his health care? /s

I Get An Email Every Time I Get A Package Delivered To My Apartment’s Mailroom. It’s Supposed To Be A Photo Of The Label, But There’s This One Guy

EducatedOwlAthena reply

This is a funny "how did I not know this about you" moment.

Several years ago, I was flipping around on the television and came across something or other about the band Disturbed. Just like that, out of nowhere, my husband started basically giving me a biography of every member of the band, as though it was all common knowledge.

We had been together about ten years at this point, and I had no idea he even liked Disturbed, much less knew so much about them. He'd literally never talked about it before! Surprised the heck out of me!

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Pandaroo • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago