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50 Of The Funniest Fashion Fails (New Pics)

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Instagram banned my account for seemingly no reason, and I can't get it back because of you know who taking over and making customer service nonexistent

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I once saw a beautiful woman heading for a door, so to be nice I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she, and everyone else on the plane starting screaming at me.

45 Infuriating Screenshots Of People Who Got Way Too Comfortable Leeching From Someone’s Accounts

Instagram banned my account for seemingly no reason, and I can't get it back because of you know who taking over and making customer service nonexistent

“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

I once saw a beautiful woman heading for a door, so to be nice I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she, and everyone else on the plane starting screaming at me.

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It’s such a shame this is the US system, bc so many talented individuals are being overlooked bc they simply can’t afford to mount a campaign, both due to the system and the outrageously long election campaign. For all the political faults in Australia, I much prefer having the party choose the candidate they’re going to put forward, and only giving me 4 weeks of listening to their b******t before voting.

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I'm A Hudsleigh Grey!

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Very photoshopped, and I'm nothing special at seeing modified pics. But the marker is way too blunt for those fine lines, not to mention the change in pixelation on zoom.

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I love these. They're funny both for the scifi fans and, I suspect, some more adult oriented anime fans...

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All hail Anoia!

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Of course! In fact I'm doing it right now to make people like this comment.

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Yeah but for $120? No thanks

"Is Zara OK?": 30 Pics Of Bizarre Items That Are Being Sold At Zara Right Now

Stopping here 😆 this chick is just a b***h 😂 downvote me all you want.

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replying to see the image :)

“The Devil’s Playground”: 50 Memes About All Things Horror That Are Not For The Fainthearted

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Specifically 43 huh? Not 42, not 45, and 46 is right out!

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Stay drunk and avoid hangovers. Follow me for more bad life advice.

50 Weirdest Lies Told By Parents That People Caught On To Way Too Late

... doesn't this also apply to men?

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Had a guy at work do these things during his time at a place I worked and he never got fired: Accidentally set fire to the trees out back whilst taking a pee, he was bored and lighting ants on fire. Fire truck had to come put it out - scorched earth! Ignored instructions from a spotter and dropped a 250k machine whilst the spotter was underneath (luckily, the legs on the machine prevented any injury). Edit: I was wrong, she wasn’t underneath just very close and looking underneath. Threw a plastic 55g drum at the owner in a fit of drunken rage. Got pulled over 25 minutes away from work 25 minutes after his shift and got a dui - blew a 0.21 and was in the local paper. Got drunk on moonshine from the back fridge, went into the bar bathrooms (during business hours) and pulled his infected tooth out with a pair of channel-locks, stole the bartenders tips and drove home a bloody drunken mess. Bathroom was an absolute disaster. Routinely stole cash, beer, and merch. Threw a glass at me once, but that wasn’t really all that bad. Pulled the wrong valve off of the bottom of a tank and lost ~800 gallons of beer before I could get it back on for him Some of the things from the top of my head, it was a while back now but he eventually quit.

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Logged in just to comment on this. About once a year I get overwhelmed by how good the food looks in the commercials and stop in. This is followed by a case of food poisoning that night/next day. This is about 10 years running now (apparently my brain has reset and wants to try again every 12 months). Hopefully, I’ve learned my lesson now.

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