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Violet Jensen

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Violet Jensen • commented on 25 posts 1 year ago

30 Hilarious Screenshots Of Overconfident People Completely Missing The Joke (New Pics)

I think that’s just them moving to more relevant topics while you have not. Younger people love it.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Anyone wanna go on a cruise with me

30 Hilarious Screenshots Of Overconfident People Completely Missing The Joke (New Pics)

I think that’s just them moving to more relevant topics while you have not. Younger people love it.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Anyone wanna go on a cruise with me

79-Year-Old Squid Game Actor Sentenced For Kissing Woman On Cheek Against Her Will

The cultural context is different. Stop making fun of her and defending this guy.

“A Genuine Monster”: 40 Of The Most Evil People Across History That Got Away With It

My girlfriend is Belgian and we’ve discussed this. Belgium did horrendous things, but they like. Own up to it, they have museums and have officially apologized. Americans don’t acknowledge the trail of tears, Japanese internment camps, etc…

“Epic Comment God”: 45 Times The Comments Deserved More Praise Than The Post Itself

Lil PCOS

30 People Who Messed Around And Found Out

USA makin em hurt. They can be expensive.

30 People Who Messed Around And Found Out

Ducks don’t have them but geese do! Source: I own both and get bitten daily.

34 Celebrities That People Actually Hate

Like… hello, Alien? Sigourney Weaver?

34 Celebrities That People Actually Hate

Can i have the story?

“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community

Don’t…

50 Times People Hilariously Failed At Creating Pinterest Crafts At Home

Kird

50 Times People Hilariously Failed At Creating Pinterest Crafts At Home

I’ve done this! You need helium and a lot more of it than you think, it’s a practice thing :)

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Carys Rose is a great disabled, queer, neurodivergent female artist who is wholly underrated. Small figures on her Spotify.

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

You can pry my red car from my cold. Dead. Hands.

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

It’s why boycotting them is so hard. a lot of people’s only fresh water and baby formula comes from them.

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

I don’t!

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Other religions don’t believe in evolution. I’m a satanist and I champion not attacking Christians unprovoked.

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

It ruins ecosystems. Your cat can go outside, SUPERVISED. But species have been driven to extinction by selfish owners.

50 Times People Won At The Valentine’s Day Decoration Game (New Pics)

None of my research is proving this true. And i worked with axolotls as a volunteer zookeeper and study herpetology.

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Violet Jensen • upvoted 15 items 1 year ago

30 Hilarious Screenshots Of Overconfident People Completely Missing The Joke (New Pics)

same with conservatives

79-Year-Old Squid Game Actor Sentenced For Kissing Woman On Cheek Against Her Will

The cultural context is different. Stop making fun of her and defending this guy.

30 Hilarious Screenshots Of Overconfident People Completely Missing The Joke (New Pics)

same with conservatives

79-Year-Old Squid Game Actor Sentenced For Kissing Woman On Cheek Against Her Will

The cultural context is different. Stop making fun of her and defending this guy.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Kobe Bryant raped a woman, but because he was a good ball player people overlook that. It's disgusting

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

And it is only going to get worse since Roe was reversed.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

My statistics professor was sweating bullets in my class of 31, when he got to 29 and no match - but - #30 came through.

“A Genuine Monster”: 40 Of The Most Evil People Across History That Got Away With It

The CEO once said, access to water is not a human right, to give you some idea how despicable this company is. Meanwhile, they were getting free water from many states in the US they had made deals with. Also, their chocolate is made by child slaves.

50 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go ‘Hmmm’ And They Just Had To Share It Online (New Pics)

Wut

32 People Used The Anonymity Of The Internet To Share The Secrets They’ll Never Reveal In Real Life

‘Murica

50 Times People Hilariously Failed At Creating Pinterest Crafts At Home

Just say they

Celebrities, Entertainment

“I Feel Strong And Beautiful”: Amy Schumer Responds To Body-Shaming Trolls In Powerful Post

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

It’s why boycotting them is so hard. a lot of people’s only fresh water and baby formula comes from them.

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Other religions don’t believe in evolution. I’m a satanist and I champion not attacking Christians unprovoked.

30 Times People Were Given Advice That They Thought Was A Joke Until They Decided To Try It

Then you shouldn’t be driving without corrective glasses.

50 Times People Won At The Valentine’s Day Decoration Game (New Pics)

None of my research is proving this true. And i worked with axolotls as a volunteer zookeeper and study herpetology.

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Violet Jensen • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Show Your Favorite Artist From Your Spotify Wrapped (Closed)

Violet Jensen • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Traditional Sketches (Closed)

Violet Jensen • submitted 12 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Your Worst Birthday Ever (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Whats One Thing About Society You Would Change?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Plushie (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your "Is It Just Me, Or..." Story? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Weird Art (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Your Favorite Artist From Your Spotify Wrapped (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Draw Something With Your Non-Dominant Hand And Post It Here (Closed)

Hey Artist Pandas, What's The Most Recent Or Favorite Thing You've Drawn?

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Teacher Incident You Have Ever Had? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Last Straw That Caused You To Block Someone?

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your "Happy Place" (Closed)

Violet Jensen • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Way You've Gotten Injured?

Violet Jensen • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 Hilarious Screenshots Of Overconfident People Completely Missing The Joke (New Pics)

I think that’s just them moving to more relevant topics while you have not. Younger people love it.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Anyone wanna go on a cruise with me

79-Year-Old Squid Game Actor Sentenced For Kissing Woman On Cheek Against Her Will

The cultural context is different. Stop making fun of her and defending this guy.

“A Genuine Monster”: 40 Of The Most Evil People Across History That Got Away With It

Woman Asks SIL To Stop Putting Butter On Her Food In Front Of Her Daughter

This is how I got binge eating disorder. Seriously. Teach kids about healthy eating but don’t make it SUCH a focus.

30 Women’s Products That Are Impractical Because They Were Designed By Men

Yeah, this and phones. They’re getting bigger! I have the smallest size and my hand cramps!

30 Women’s Products That Are Impractical Because They Were Designed By Men

Dude i can’t even wear clothes, I’m short, fat, and busty, i have 0 options

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them In This Facebook Group

The only thing i think is worth knowing is she’s a climate terrorist. Her private jet emissions are ludicrous

30 People That Should Be Prohibited From Dating

I think this is a fair question and I’m sorry you’re being attacked for it.

30 People That Should Be Prohibited From Dating

An incubator too

“Epic Comment God”: 45 Times The Comments Deserved More Praise Than The Post Itself

Lil PCOS

30 People Who Messed Around And Found Out

USA makin em hurt. They can be expensive.

30 People Who Messed Around And Found Out

Ducks don’t have them but geese do! Source: I own both and get bitten daily.

34 Celebrities That People Actually Hate

Like… hello, Alien? Sigourney Weaver?

34 Celebrities That People Actually Hate

Can i have the story?

“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community

Don’t…

50 Times People Hilariously Failed At Creating Pinterest Crafts At Home

Kird

50 Times People Hilariously Failed At Creating Pinterest Crafts At Home

I’ve done this! You need helium and a lot more of it than you think, it’s a practice thing :)

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Carys Rose is a great disabled, queer, neurodivergent female artist who is wholly underrated. Small figures on her Spotify.

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

You can pry my red car from my cold. Dead. Hands.

Violet Jensen • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

30 Hilarious Screenshots Of Overconfident People Completely Missing The Joke (New Pics)

same with conservatives

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

My statistics professor was sweating bullets in my class of 31, when he got to 29 and no match - but - #30 came through.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Kobe Bryant raped a woman, but because he was a good ball player people overlook that. It's disgusting

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

And it is only going to get worse since Roe was reversed.

79-Year-Old Squid Game Actor Sentenced For Kissing Woman On Cheek Against Her Will

The cultural context is different. Stop making fun of her and defending this guy.

“A Genuine Monster”: 40 Of The Most Evil People Across History That Got Away With It

50 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go ‘Hmmm’ And They Just Had To Share It Online (New Pics)

Wut

32 People Used The Anonymity Of The Internet To Share The Secrets They’ll Never Reveal In Real Life

‘Murica

50 Times People Hilariously Failed At Creating Pinterest Crafts At Home

Just say they

Celebrities, Entertainment

“I Feel Strong And Beautiful”: Amy Schumer Responds To Body-Shaming Trolls In Powerful Post

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

I hate the inflatables on the lawns. The Nativity ones are the worst, even Jesus would be embarrassed. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/seriously-65ccbd15c69bd.jpg

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

It’s why boycotting them is so hard. a lot of people’s only fresh water and baby formula comes from them.

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Other religions don’t believe in evolution. I’m a satanist and I champion not attacking Christians unprovoked.

30 Times People Were Given Advice That They Thought Was A Joke Until They Decided To Try It

Then you shouldn’t be driving without corrective glasses.

50 Times People Won At The Valentine’s Day Decoration Game (New Pics)

None of my research is proving this true. And i worked with axolotls as a volunteer zookeeper and study herpetology.

50 Valentine's Day Design Fails That Are So Bad, It's Hard To Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

happy Pride everyone edit: stop downvoting me im gay

anon reply

My brother was injured in a training accident in the Israeli army. It wasn't life threatening but it was a pretty messy injury that needed immediate care. For some reason the base commander tried to hide the injury and refused to send my brother to the hospital. Instead he sent him to the camp medic who took one look at my brother and said "here, have some morphine and holy god I'm going to call for help". My brother asked him to call my mom. My mom, a military police major at the time, commandeered a helicopter along with a squad of MP's. She then flew up into Lebanon where my brother was based, landed in the middle of his base, ordered her way into the medical tent while setting the MP's outside as guards, loaded my brother into the chopper and evacced him out. To be fair, she's a great mom who usually lets us fail on our own, but you asked for helicopter parenting examples and it doesn't get more helicopter parent than actually commandeering an armed helicopter to go take care of your son!