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Just a middle aged recovering anarchist that finally grew up and got a job despite all my natural instincts.

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Twodogsandapicnictable • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

Here Are 50 Of The Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet

You don't need to change what has already been written to change the overall body of work. Adding chapters to a book or scenes to a movie changes those books and movies. Sometimes in very significant ways. Adding things to preexisting things is changing them. And there's nothing wrong with that. Don't get caught up in semantics.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Ok. But it is often compared to gold in price. I don't know many people who would regularly spend that much on something to flavor food.. You can spend your money on whatever you want. Why is this such a touchy subject with you? Just odd.

Here Are 50 Of The Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Of course. But the term "affordable" is often used to mean "reasonable" or "financially accessible" to more than only the upper crust of society.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

No. I didn't say that no one on Earth can afford it but it is out of the vast majority of people's price range. Which creates a market for fake stuff. If something seems too good to be true (like saffron that us common folk can afford) it probably is. If you ever meet someone selling affordable Rolexs, I'd wager them to be fake as well.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

None glare glass is available to the public. You just gotta pay.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

If you can afford it, it's probably fake.

30 Memes And Reactions Mocking Germany’s Insufficient Response To Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine

Other than Russia Israel is the only country on Earth to just annex land and redraw their borders since WW2. Settlements? West Bank? Everything thats happened in the last 70 years? How old are your history books?

30 Memes And Reactions Mocking Germany’s Insufficient Response To Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine

The craziest thing about the helmets is they don't really do anything but hold your night vision rig. Theres plenty of videos on Youtube of people shooting holes right through them with different rifles.

30 Memes And Reactions Mocking Germany’s Insufficient Response To Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine

Not currently. But Israel has it's history of redrawing maps as well.

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Yeah. Mostly gyms ,but a few "time out" rooms at some special needs schools and a few isolation cells at the county jail. We basically just prevent people from cracking their skulls no matter what the reason.

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Definitely not Akron, or they would've just shot it like they did my friend's dog when it got loose and started barking at them.

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I think they're associating retail with aggressive sales people that work on commission selling home theater systems and furniture sets and such.

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Twodogsandapicnictable • upvoted 27 items 2 years ago

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Of course. But the term "affordable" is often used to mean "reasonable" or "financially accessible" to more than only the upper crust of society.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Of course. But the term "affordable" is often used to mean "reasonable" or "financially accessible" to more than only the upper crust of society.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

If you can afford it, it's probably fake.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Lmao! Screw those "friends" lol this guy is awesome for treating his wife with such care <3

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

I think you're being too kind. His friend is a POS.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

I agree with all of that. His friend would’ve left if OP drove to pick up his wife. That was as good a time as any to start the evacuation process.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

I had a ex-friend that did that. She actually got angry with me because I got married and had a kid (she hates children.) The last time we spoke, she talked about moving back to our home state but wasn't sure if she should..."It's not like I have any friends there." I still lived there...but instead of getting the "Oh..no...I'm still your friend..." I said "Ya know what. I'm done attending your pity party. Other people are allowed to have lives outside of stroking your ego. If you are so lonely, perhaps you need to evaluate why people don't want to stick around. At the least, get some therapy to knock the chip off your shoulder. As for me...I'm happy where I am at. Hope one day you can be too." She hasn't spoken to me since. Dump the toxicity. They need to grow up.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Yup. When I was in undergrad, I was an honors program triple major, a McNair scholar, president of several organizations, and held leadership positions in my departments… while working 2 jobs (secretary for my university and nights at a gyro restaurant) and 2 side hustles (freelance editing and writing for a newspaper). I can’t even tell you how many friends I had who were upset I was always busy! And how many potential romantic partners couldn’t understand why I couldn’t ditch my various obligations for dates. Let me clarify, there’s nothing wrong with a healthy work-life balance, which I did not have in undergrad and still don’t have as a PhD candidate. But even though I’m essentially married to my dissertation I still love my friends and family. I just genuinely cannot find enough hours in the day to go to dinner or bar hopping. And due to a chronic illness from an injury I got my freshman year of college, when I do have a few hours of free time, it’s usually spent resting because my lifestyle is extremely difficult with thoracic outlet syndrome. Sometimes sending my friends memes or articles that remind me of them, is the best I can do to show I’m still thinking about them.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

This is no "hoe", it's is GD wife!! Our spouses come first and SHES EXHAUSTED FROM WORKING ALL THE TIME!! Of course dude is not the AH here!! E is a douche bag and needs a time out for life from coming over. What an ass

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

It's the 'boys will be boys' mentality, forgetting they are full grown men. Pathetic.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

How old is the friend? 12? Because it cannot be an adult.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

As someone who works in healthcare, I WISH my ex would have done something like this instead of staying up until 3am only making the problem worse most of the time. The sleep deprivation I experienced was horrible.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Incels gonna incel.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Forget that idiot. You don't needs "friends" that act that way. Your wife is your best friend.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Frankly, your friends shouldn’t be in your bedroom at all - that private space, not entertaining space. Move the tv and get better friends.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

If people are intimating that you're wife is a whore, even in jest, they're not your friends. If that one "friend" is angry that your wife wants to use her bed in her home, and you support her, he's not your friend either.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

PREACH

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

The "friend" sounds like a big man baby

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

People in healthcare often develop a good sense for others. I’d say if she didn’t like him in the first place, there is a good reason. He just showed you how right she was.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

WTF? If you are being a guest in somebody's house and they tell you it's time to leave, you don't question it. You don't own their house, don't pay the rent. you have absolutely no right to demand anything and tell them they should sleep on the couch because you aren't done in their bedroom. The audacity.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Bro's before hoe's is not a thing when you're married. If you think otherwise, please don't get married.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

This person is clearly a toxic, self centered, individual. If they actually believe that a person should stop actively working on a productive life, just to hang out with them and risk their employment, housing, dietary needs, and financial stability, to chill out with them, they've lost their dâmned mind. They have some seriously disordered thinking! There's no room in people's lives for this kind of drama.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Same Girl, same!

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

WoW....someone needs a life

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

When my best friend got married, it became harder to see him since he spent so much time with her instead of hanging out with me. While it made me sad and a bit jealous that we didnt spend as much time together as before, more so I was happy he found someone he loved. I got over it and now while we still don't see each other in person too much we talk a lot. E is an a*****e and OP did the right thing.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

My fiancé wouldn’t have someone over to the house that made me feel uncomfortable. This dude sounds like a good guy, but he really needs to drop his idiot friends. This should really be a wake up call for him. His wife felt bad for wanting to sleep in her own bed? Clearly his rude friends have made her feel second class in her own relationship. No wonder these guys make her uncomfortable.

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Twodogsandapicnictable • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

Here Are 50 Of The Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Of course. But the term "affordable" is often used to mean "reasonable" or "financially accessible" to more than only the upper crust of society.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

None glare glass is available to the public. You just gotta pay.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

If you can afford it, it's probably fake.

30 Memes And Reactions Mocking Germany’s Insufficient Response To Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine

Not currently. But Israel has it's history of redrawing maps as well.

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of Where You Work (Closed)

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Definitely not Akron, or they would've just shot it like they did my friend's dog when it got loose and started barking at them.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

I think they're associating retail with aggressive sales people that work on commission selling home theater systems and furniture sets and such.

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So... if it's not a "lift" it has to be America? English is used in several countries. The weird part is why this neighbor would even have this info to misinterpret to begin with. Its not like they saw something too big for the lift.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

No one said there was anything wrong with buying her own horse. The point is how out of touch she is for saying that to coworkers that are probably barely scraping by. Most people don't have jobs just to buy extra horses.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

Well, if he just needs something to keep him busy he shouldn't really care. Most people's hobbies cost them money. I wish my job was just something to do when I'm bored.

"This Person Is Out Of Touch With Reality": 40 Delusional People Who Proved They Don’t Understand A Thing In This World

This is why "respecting your elders" is complete bs. Reminds me of when old people say racist s**t and everyone just lets it go just because they're old.

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Aaaaachoo!

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

I'm 47 with a mortgage and full time job and have a friend thats been on disability or workers comp or something for his entire adult life because of a car accident. Recently texted me that I'm a piece of s**t friend because I don't "hang out" anymore. Sometimes you gotta just tell somebody to f@#$ off and get their own life.

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Not expecting anyone to know anything, it's still pretty crazy to get a tattoo of an actor instead of the real life person he was pretending to be.

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But why? Why was she? Why did he? Seems like a serious communication problem neither want to solve.

Twodogsandapicnictable • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Of course. But the term "affordable" is often used to mean "reasonable" or "financially accessible" to more than only the upper crust of society.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

If you can afford it, it's probably fake.

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Same Girl, same!

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

As someone who's never actually been able to work, and has been on disability... Is he really being serious? I have empathy and can understand how difficult working for a living can be by putting myself in someone else's shoes and listening to others. Your 'friend' lacks empathy. He's a 'piece of s**t friend' for not taking your feelings into consideration. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Lmao! Screw those "friends" lol this guy is awesome for treating his wife with such care <3

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

WoW....someone needs a life

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Frankly, your friends shouldn’t be in your bedroom at all - that private space, not entertaining space. Move the tv and get better friends.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Forget that idiot. You don't needs "friends" that act that way. Your wife is your best friend.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Incels gonna incel.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

The "friend" sounds like a big man baby

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

How old is the friend? 12? Because it cannot be an adult.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

Bro's before hoe's is not a thing when you're married. If you think otherwise, please don't get married.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

The friends are selfish and arw only thinking about what they want. In future, if you want to hang out with them, consider going to their place instead of inviting them to your place.

Husband Asks His Friend To Leave So His Worn-Out Wife That Works In Healthcare Can Rest, Friend Lashes Out

You are a hero. Keep on keeping your wife ❤. That is TLC

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