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Epsilon (he/him)

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Epsilon (he/him)

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Hey, y'all! My name is Epsilon. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Hmm... let's see. If you are reading this, it's because you want to know more about me, but there isn't much to know, really. I'm a high school student who enjoys JROTC, video games, and writing. I collect Pokemon cards and am a generally nerdy person. Not really anything mind blowing, huh? Well, let me think for a moment... uh... I guess I'm kinda funny sometimes? I honestly don't know what else to put...

Since I'm at a loss, feel free to ask me any questions that haven't been answered! Adios!

CREDITS - My profile picture is courtesy of Parasite3488 (my boyfriend!)(previously Kenzo6354) on Xbox. Thanks, darling!

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Epsilon (he/him) • upvoted 24 items 9 months ago

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

On Earth. Bring 'em on a neutron star and see that smug smile leave their ant faces on the quantum level.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Only person I could think of who could've possibly worded it better is W***y Wonka

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

On Earth. Bring 'em on a neutron star and see that smug smile leave their ant faces on the quantum level.

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?

I saw a post where, apparently, a woman gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital. The husband suggested a name and they agreed on it. The kid's name is Carson.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Welcome to Bored Panda lol. The censoring does get a bit intense at times, but I've learned to ignore it.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

I believe I can flyyyyyy...

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

I believe that is part of the punch-line. It's alright if you didn't get it; I can see how it could be missed.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

I'm sorry, but it seems like you forgot to pay attention to the humor of the comic itself. Take a step back, breathe in, breathe out, and reevaluate your priorities in life. Just a bit of polite advice! :)

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Hello darkness my old friiiiieeeeeeeend...

30 Hilarious Comics Depicting Ordinary Situations With A Chaotic Twist By Artist Amanda Panda

Welcome to the Internet, where you can find anyone who finds anything amusing.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Hey, it's my depression!

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

I'm sorry, but I am quite confused. Can someone explain?

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

FR THO OMG

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

First of all, it was a joke, but a good joke has truth in it. Autistic people often find it hard to make small talk. We often find it difficult to know what is too personal for the given context. We often offer up information others may not care about. Being so blunt as to say "you are really bald" is something most autistic people would learn to not do, but they may learn it an older age than the average. Remember that autism is a developmental disorder. So, part of it is being slow to mature in some ways. For you to say, not autism, but naive and young means you don't understand autism.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

There's gonna be smores

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

it's going to be lit

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Your party is going to be fire!

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Aaaannnnd, welcome to autism.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Happy birthday, surprise

This Page Is Dedicated To Hilarious And Random Memes, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

Blep

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

Same with me, but it is much simpler: my family is a small but influential one down in the south, and everyone with my last name is related to me. Idk the exact reason.

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

!looc si sihT

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Epsilon (he/him) • commented on 13 posts 9 months ago

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Only person I could think of who could've possibly worded it better is W***y Wonka

35 New Wholesome Comics By Amee Wilson That Explain What It's Like To Be Queer

I love the design. They just be vibin tho

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Only person I could think of who could've possibly worded it better is W***y Wonka

35 New Wholesome Comics By Amee Wilson That Explain What It's Like To Be Queer

I love the design. They just be vibin tho

35 New Wholesome Comics By Amee Wilson That Explain What It's Like To Be Queer

Dude, not even just because of this, but seriously that would be great lololol

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Welcome to Bored Panda lol. The censoring does get a bit intense at times, but I've learned to ignore it.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

I believe I can flyyyyyy...

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

I believe that is part of the punch-line. It's alright if you didn't get it; I can see how it could be missed.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Hello darkness my old friiiiieeeeeeeend...

30 Hilarious Comics Depicting Ordinary Situations With A Chaotic Twist By Artist Amanda Panda

Welcome to the Internet, where you can find anyone who finds anything amusing.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

I'm sorry, but I am quite confused. Can someone explain?

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

FR THO OMG

This Page Is Dedicated To Hilarious And Random Memes, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

Blep

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

Same with me, but it is much simpler: my family is a small but influential one down in the south, and everyone with my last name is related to me. Idk the exact reason.

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Epsilon (he/him) • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Epsilon (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

“Madame Web” Might Be Bad But At Least It Inspired These 30 Hilarious Jokes

I miss who I was before I saw this film!!!!!! deeeaaaad

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

This is cool!

Epsilon (he/him) • submitted a new post 11 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Are Your 2024 Predictions? (Closed)

Epsilon (he/him) • submitted 6 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Where In The World Would You Like To Live And Why? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Who Is Someone You Would Like To Thank? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Describe A Time When Someone Was Proven Horribly Wrong (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Character's Backstory?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, When Was One Time Luck Was Not On Your Side?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Dream You Have Ever Had?

Epsilon (he/him) • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Epsilon (he/him) • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your 2024 Predictions? (Closed)

Epsilon (he/him) • submitted 18 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Let's Give Awards!

Hey Pandas, Tell Me A Random Cool Fact About Yourself (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Where In The World Would You Like To Live And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Write, And If So, Would You Mind Sharing A Description Of Your Biggest Project?

Hey Pandas, How Many Times Have You Moved In Your Life?

Hey Pandas! What's The Weirdest Thing That Happened To You Via Text? (Closed)

You Can Rant Here

Hey Pandas, How'd You Come Up With Your BP Username?

Hey Pandas, What’s A Video Game Or A TV Show You Love But Nobody Knows About?

Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing That Went Wrong At A Competition? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Weird Fear That You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take Your Favorite Movie Quote And Replace One Word With 'Panda' (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Everyday Thing Feels Like Magic?

Show Off Your Biggest Flex!

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Bored Panda Tips? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Biggest Red Flag You've Ever Seen From Someone You Were Dating? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When A Seemingly Useless Skill Or Knowledge Turned Out To Be Very Helpful? (Closed)

Epsilon (he/him) • commented on 13 posts 9 months ago

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Only person I could think of who could've possibly worded it better is W***y Wonka

35 New Wholesome Comics By Amee Wilson That Explain What It's Like To Be Queer

I love the design. They just be vibin tho

35 New Wholesome Comics By Amee Wilson That Explain What It's Like To Be Queer

Dude, not even just because of this, but seriously that would be great lololol

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Welcome to Bored Panda lol. The censoring does get a bit intense at times, but I've learned to ignore it.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

I believe I can flyyyyyy...

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

I believe that is part of the punch-line. It's alright if you didn't get it; I can see how it could be missed.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Hello darkness my old friiiiieeeeeeeend...

30 Hilarious Comics Depicting Ordinary Situations With A Chaotic Twist By Artist Amanda Panda

Welcome to the Internet, where you can find anyone who finds anything amusing.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

I'm sorry, but I am quite confused. Can someone explain?

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

FR THO OMG

This Page Is Dedicated To Hilarious And Random Memes, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

Blep

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

Same with me, but it is much simpler: my family is a small but influential one down in the south, and everyone with my last name is related to me. Idk the exact reason.

Epsilon (he/him) • commented on 7 posts 10 months ago

30 Facts People Learned In School That Are Now Disproven Because Science Moved Forward

I love this analogy lol

30 Facts People Learned In School That Are Now Disproven Because Science Moved Forward

My very excellent mother just served us nine. We are seven. 789 lol

30 Facts People Learned In School That Are Now Disproven Because Science Moved Forward

*hugs @ataraisaslave, the original poster*

“Daily Humor Memes”: 40 Of The Best Posts From This Page Dedicated To Making People Smile

The fact that he specified that evening implies that there was a fatter man that morning, which means he's losing weight. You got this, Georgie!

“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community

r/onejob

“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community

I literally just checked. I have 2943. On the road to 3000!!!

“Wait A Minute”: 50 Of The Best ‘Wait What’ Moments, As Shared By This Dedicated Community

I hate this so much shut up, take my upvote, and leave lol

Epsilon (he/him) • upvoted 20 items 9 months ago

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

On Earth. Bring 'em on a neutron star and see that smug smile leave their ant faces on the quantum level.

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

Only person I could think of who could've possibly worded it better is W***y Wonka

22 Humorous Comics With Unexpected Endings By Needle Wig (New Pics)

It can get funny at times too. They need to turn the k**b down a notch, I think.

35 New Wholesome Comics By Amee Wilson That Explain What It's Like To Be Queer

I love the design. They just be vibin tho

35 New Wholesome Comics By Amee Wilson That Explain What It's Like To Be Queer

Dude, not even just because of this, but seriously that would be great lololol

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?

I saw a post where, apparently, a woman gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital. The husband suggested a name and they agreed on it. The kid's name is Carson.