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Pickle (they/he)

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-ENTP (I got ENTJ and ENFP before so.....?)
- likes: birds, Twisted Wonderland, horror movies, spooky season in general, Will Wood's music
- dislikes: bigots, butterflies (idk how it happened!)

remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold byeeeee!

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Pickle (they/he) • upvoted an item 1 day ago

The Lights Are On But No One Is Home: 45 People Who Realized Their SO Is Kinda Stupid

Righties are often oblivious. I would get that all the time in school, "I didn't know you were left handed?"Like it was a secret.

Pickle (they/he) • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

50 Memes That Hit Too Close To Home In The Funniest Way (New Pics)

This might be the best night of their lives and I respect that.

50 Nostalgic Posts And Memes That Might Make You Wish You Could Relive The ’90s

Pickle (they/he) • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Of The Most Interesting Maps Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Looks like Minesweeper

Pickle (they/he) • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Can't do audio books, I zone out when hearing someone drone on and on. Also it's too slow compared to reading it myself.

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

There's a great YouTube channel called Apollo and Frens where a couple have an African Grey. (Apollo) He earned a world record for verbally identifying items. And he's hilarious too. I love hearing him talk.

Pickle (they/he) • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

I call it a fkn relief.

Pickle (they/he) • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

drinkwhatyouthink reply

I was trying to tell *anyone* a fun fact I learned about Australia so I started with “you know how the seasons in the southern hemisphere are opposite from ours?” And it took me like 6 people before someone already knew that. THAT WAS NOT THE FUN FACT THATS JUST COMMON KNOWLEDGE. (or so I thought).

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Years ago, someone posted a video of a water spraying from a sprinkler system. She said "What are THEY putting in our water?". She didn't understand why it made a rainbow.

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Fun_in_Space reply

Years ago, someone posted a video of a water spraying from a sprinkler system. She said "What are THEY putting in our water?". She didn't understand why it made a rainbow.

Militant_Worm reply

Any time someone tries to board public transport without letting people off first, then acting indignant that they can't get on.

“I’m With The Boomers On This One”: 50 Things Boomers Got Right, According To Younger People

Pronouns: I'm old enough to remember when 'Ms' was controversial, so get over yourself and show respect to people who don't fit the mould you want to put them in.

“I’m With The Boomers On This One”: 50 Things Boomers Got Right, According To Younger People

There’s nothing wrong with treating yourself BUT not if you can’t afford it. OP’s friend should learn how to do her own nails and make them look nice, instead of paying to have someone else do them, if money’s that tight. Pay your necessary—-repeat, necessary—-living expenses first; rent/mortgage, electric, groceries, phone, etc. If there’s anything left over, put some of it into savings, even if it’s a couple pennies. Beyond that, sure. Go ahead and have your nails done if there’s enough extra. But don’t rob Peter to pay Paul and spend rent money on non-essentials you can live without. At best, learn to do it yourself. At worst, learn to live without it altogether. At least until you’re doing better, financially. That’s how you manage being poor—-and I’m not saying it’s easy or fun or anything. When I was poor and starting out, it was incredibly stressful, especially when I’d see my friends, the ones whose parents were helping them out, having way nicer cars, nicer apartments, clothes, trips, nights out on the town, wallets with cash in them. I had none of those things, and had to make my pitiful paychecks go as far as possible, if I wanted a roof over my head and food in the table (even if I had to live off rice and veggies every damned day, not because I liked it but because it was cheap). It sucked and it really upset me. I couldn’t wait to be doing better. Thankfully, that happened. Took way too long, but it finally happened. However, the exp of being poor, and all the ways you learned to cope with it, stick with you forever. I still can’t bring myself to pay full price for something if I know I can get it cheaper somewhere else. It’s still really hard to not only stick to a grocery list, but also compare prices, make sure I make a note of the price of every item, and total them up before paying, so I know I have enough in the account to pay for everything—-even though my bank account is now a lot healthier than it used to be, and I have enough and then some.

“I’m With The Boomers On This One”: 50 Things Boomers Got Right, According To Younger People

Is it wise to expect a 6 year old to understand sexual preferences though?

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Pickle (they/he) • upvoted 14 items 1 week ago

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mousebert reply

Screens should be off at the dinner table. It's a gathering and socializing thing. If you dont want to be there then dont be there, but don't be there physically while being completely unavailable attention wise.

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Those backpack leashes on children. Kid can explore and parent doesn't have to worry about people snatching them if they turned their back for a second.

50 Times People Captured Moments So Creepy And Unsettling It Left Them Speechless

All work and no screens make kid something something…

50 Times People Captured Moments So Creepy And Unsettling It Left Them Speechless

very "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared"

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Pickle (they/he) • upvoted 13 items 2 weeks ago

45 Hilariously Silly Jokes And Memes That Are Peak Dad Humor (New Pics)

Anybody notice the acronym for the account name? No? Just me?

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45 Hilariously Silly Jokes And Memes That Are Peak Dad Humor (New Pics)

Anybody notice the acronym for the account name? No? Just me?

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40 “Amazing Maps” That May Give You A Unique Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks

If You Haven’t Had Your Dose Of Memes Today, Here Are 50 Hilarious Posts

A prawn sitting in a chair with bad posture while playing a guitar.

If You Haven’t Had Your Dose Of Memes Today, Here Are 50 Hilarious Posts

That's a still from the latest Saw movie, the scene was cut because it was considered too brutal.

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50 Times Reality Glitched So Hard It Became Holy And Cursed All At Once (New Pics)

This reminds me of the time my roommate pranked me by putting gay p**n playing full blast on my work laptop, and then closed it - so the sound paused until the next time it was opened. I didn’t notice until the next day, when I was chatting with my coworker as I casually sipped my coffee and opened my laptop…… 😅😂

My Son's Extremely Creepy Halloween Costume

Regional Giraffe Patterns

Virgin Forest Cover 1620 vs. Today

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Pickle (they/he) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You're Particularly Looking Forward To This Year? (Closed)

Pickle (they/he) • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Did You Dream About Last Night?

Pickle (they/he) • submitted a list addition 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Or Someone You Know Has Written? (Closed)

Pickle (they/he) • submitted 8 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us The Strangest Picture In Your Gallery Without Any Context (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny, Weird Or Horrible Valentine's Day Stories (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Song Lyrics That Impacted You And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What One Word Title Songs Can You Name?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest School Experience You’ve Had?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Important New Year's Resolution For 2024? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe Yourself In Five (Or Less) Words!

Hey Pandas, What Does Lol Mean? Wrong Answers Only (Closed)

Pickle (they/he) • commented on a post 2 months ago

40 Hilarious Memes For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

another one is: "I've changed"

Pickle (they/he) • commented on a post 6 months ago

30 Times Designers Created Something Without Realizing It Will Have To Be Cleaned (Best Of All Time)

All hail the mighty glow cloud!

Pickle (they/he) • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

“Window Cleaners”: 50 Industries That Are Way More Dark And Sinister Than Most Realize

Nowhere near 54 and I don't give a flying fish about beauty standards anymore either.

50 Times Stores Implemented Smart Ideas That Should Be Universal (New Pics)

They're common in malls in my area, but they don't work that well sometimes.

Pickle (they/he) • commented on 4 posts 9 months ago

Pickle (they/he) • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Turn Into A Bird, What Type Would It Be?

I love black cockatoos!

30 Dishes People Shouldn’t Buy From Fast Food Places, According To The Employees

I had no idea that you couldn't bring your own food into movie theatres. Maybe it's a regional issue, but my family and I have had no problem bringing food from home or other stores into theatres.

40 Nostalgic Posts That Are Bound To Hit '90s Kids Right In The Feels

They're still around, and in other stores too.

30 Of The Dumbest Rules People Were Made To Follow In Their Life

In my school, if you're late more than four times per term (from year 10 onwards) you can't go on a big trip in year 11, formal, etc (you can still graduate though). It's really dumb considering that this is one of the top schools in the state.

Pickle (they/he) • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Describe Your Country In Two Words (Closed)

USA?

‘Animals With Vibing Auras’: 50 Hilarious Pics Of Creatures Doing Random Things

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50 Times People Came Across An Unusual Vending Machine And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

Probably is. I saw one on Friday.

Pickle (they/he) • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

“Meme God”: 50 Hilarious Memes From This IG Page That Might Awaken Your Last Brain Cell

Didn't play the game, but I had a short phase in year 5 where I would only listen to this song and sing it with my friends all the time. Memories came flooding back when we had to analyse it for Language and Literature last year 🙃

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes From “Just Nihilist Things”

*adds to funeral plan*

40 Pics Of Unhinged Food That Made People Facepalm (New Pics)

I would try this as a joke.

“What Tourist Attractions Are Not Overrated?”: 35 Places That Are Worth The Hype

Another tip: There's going to be people everywhere. Brace yourself for massive, tightly packed crowds. There's only one spot in the whole area where I could escape the crowds when I went last month. It's still definitely worth visiting, though.

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

I HAVE RISEN UP ONCE MORE!

Pickle (they/he) • upvoted an item 6 hours ago

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Pickle (they/he) • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

The Lights Are On But No One Is Home: 45 People Who Realized Their SO Is Kinda Stupid

Righties are often oblivious. I would get that all the time in school, "I didn't know you were left handed?"Like it was a secret.

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50 Nostalgic Posts And Memes That Might Make You Wish You Could Relive The ’90s

Pickle (they/he) • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

50 Memes That Hit Too Close To Home In The Funniest Way (New Pics)

This might be the best night of their lives and I respect that.

50 Memes That Hit Too Close To Home In The Funniest Way (New Pics)

Pickle (they/he) • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

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Fun_in_Space reply

Years ago, someone posted a video of a water spraying from a sprinkler system. She said "What are THEY putting in our water?". She didn't understand why it made a rainbow.

Prudent_Macaroon_881 reply

Those backpack leashes on children. Kid can explore and parent doesn't have to worry about people snatching them if they turned their back for a second.