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adrien

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adrien

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I've been surfing the boredpandaverse for a bit, most of it without an account. Just recently got this and made a few posts check me out.

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adrien • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

33 Funny Things People Said To Medical Staff Before Their Anesthesia Started Working

what was the question

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know? (Closed)

how do you close these things

adrien • upvoted 11 items 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Lately, upvotes are not added up anymore at Bored Panda. Weird.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

If chemists in 1928 had decided to make bromofluorocarbons instead of chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) it would have been 46 times more effective at destroying the ozone. The giant b word was just slightly more expensive so we lucked out with not being completely blind, cancer ridden, dead and so on.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Lately, upvotes are not added up anymore at Bored Panda. Weird.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Every mammal over 3 lbs takes 20 to 21 seconds to void their bladder. Even the Elephant.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Baby's don't have knees!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

The male possum has a bifurcated penis. The female possum has two vaginas.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Lefthanded people are the largest minority on Earth.

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

School hallway, no context, I just walked right by. “Bro I didn’t even choke her that hard” :I

Hey Pandas, During A Date, Is Splitting The Bill Fair Or Outdated?

I would say depending on the size of the bill ($80 and over) if it is large then split it, if it is small ($79.99 and under) have one person cover it, then the next time a small bill comes up the other person will cover it. I follow this rule and it seems to have worked seeing as Im on my 5th date with my SO.

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

the rumours about me and my friends at school

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

BRING ME SWEDEN. twice. at 10:00pm.

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

-well you see, couples dont usually sleep like that. he would probably crush his ribs before that,and flirt with his wife, so yes, that ship would not work. -OMGGG I BET HE BOUGHT A KOKUSHIBO BODY PILLOW OFF AMAZON! -why does that vase fish make me think of shiny catsuits, and drag queens??

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adrien • submitted 2 new posts 6 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

adrien • commented on a post 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, During A Date, Is Splitting The Bill Fair Or Outdated? (Closed)

Judging by the reaction I should clarify that I increased the typical price to account for inflation, however, perhaps I increased too much, the original prices were 40 and more for split, 39.99 or less pay for your own.

adrien • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, During A Date, Is Splitting The Bill Fair Or Outdated? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

adrien • upvoted 10 items 7 months ago

35 Of The Funniest Comebacks That Have Graced X’s Community Notes

Yes, but shîtty behaviour is subjective - if I know someone has adhd I'm more tolerant of a 40 year interrupting a conversation or understand that they're not lazy or procrastinating and might just need a body double or that they're not rude of needing to scroll their phone while talking - but I do consider these things shîtty from neurotypical adults.

35 Of The Funniest Comebacks That Have Graced X’s Community Notes

The real problem is when people blame their shîtty behavior on ADHD (or autism by that matter) so they can claim they're disabled and you can't say anything bad about them - instead of just standing straight for the fact that they are just an aśshole. Mental illness has nothing to do with wether you're a decent human or not.

35 Of The Funniest Comebacks That Have Graced X’s Community Notes

Hey Pandas, Write A Funny Poem

A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill holds more than his belican. He can take in his beak, Enough food for a week, But I’m damned if I see how the helican.

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

Do you legitimately believe this person just let their cat walk around with epoxy on their paws? You have no idea what the situation was before or after the photo was taken, so don’t assume the person is being neglectful. You don’t have any information other than a photo and a single sentence. SMH…..

These People Experienced The Worst Luck Imaginable And Had No Choice But To Take A Pic (50 New Pics)

Time to repair your stove on your own now!

If Kids' Drawings Were Real (31 Pics)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

2 upvotes!? MOM I'M FAMOUS! Edit: I don't know if I got this many upvotes from the post or this comment, but if it was because of the comment, I hope you had a good laugh. 😂

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

That is absolutely true!

"Obsession With Therapy-Speak": 36 Things Older People Don't Get About The Younger Generations

There are so many major crises at the moment and they are feeling disempowered and disenchanted. I do have a lot of sympathy. I grew up in the 80s/90s when I was personally quite worried about climate change and world peace, but things have become so critical, and young people feel they can do so little. We need to hold up the heroes and empower children. Unfortunately, many people want children to be controlled and obey every rule, ostensibly to keep them safe but actually it destroys their hope in a liveable future!

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adrien • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

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adrien • submitted 2 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Write A Funny Poem (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

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adrien • upvoted an item 2 years ago

Short Two Sentence Horror Stories

At the expense of the last of their ammunition, the lumbering beast collapsed. Too bad the hunting party couldn’t spare a moment while patting each other on the back to notice it’s mother had witnessed the whole display.

adrien • submitted 2 new posts 6 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

adrien • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, During A Date, Is Splitting The Bill Fair Or Outdated? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

adrien • submitted 2 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Write A Funny Poem (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

adrien • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

33 Funny Things People Said To Medical Staff Before Their Anesthesia Started Working

what was the question

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know? (Closed)

how do you close these things

adrien • commented on a post 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, During A Date, Is Splitting The Bill Fair Or Outdated? (Closed)

adrien • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Write A Funny Poem (Closed)

thank you

If Kids' Drawings Were Real (31 Pics)

horrifying

If Kids' Drawings Were Real (31 Pics)

this is an eldritch horror in the making

adrien • upvoted 11 items 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Lefthanded people are the largest minority on Earth.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Lately, upvotes are not added up anymore at Bored Panda. Weird.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Every mammal over 3 lbs takes 20 to 21 seconds to void their bladder. Even the Elephant.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

Baby's don't have knees!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know?

The male possum has a bifurcated penis. The female possum has two vaginas.

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

School hallway, no context, I just walked right by. “Bro I didn’t even choke her that hard” :I

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

the rumours about me and my friends at school

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

BRING ME SWEDEN. twice. at 10:00pm.

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

Hey Pandas, During A Date, Is Splitting The Bill Fair Or Outdated?

adrien • upvoted 9 items 7 months ago

35 Of The Funniest Comebacks That Have Graced X’s Community Notes

Hey Pandas, Write A Funny Poem

A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill holds more than his belican. He can take in his beak, Enough food for a week, But I’m damned if I see how the helican.