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Guacamole Warrior
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Loves playing Subway Surfers, scrolling BP mindlessly, crochet, painting, and WRITING. I'm a Scorpio, but don't worry, we Scorpios don't believe in astrology rubbish.
Guacamole Warrior • upvoted 23 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Tips Do You Have For Writing A Breakup Scene?
Live it first, or you have no idea what it feels like.
Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
When I was 16, I was working in a factory. I was introduced to an older guy who would show me the ropes. He looked me up and down and asked me how old I was. I made some sassy comment about being legal. At that, he grabbed my hand and dragged me to a pile of pallets, pushed my head down and bent me over and humped against me. Everyone else who was there stood around laughing and egging him on. Once he finished his show I just had to get on with my shift. Spoke to a friend earlier and she said I encouraged him by saying I was ‘legal’. This still sits badly with me almost 30 years later.Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
I used to work at a John Deere Dealership and was the mechanic handling all the recall warranty repairs. No particular reason, I was the one randomly selected to do it. It got so I was fast, I could tear down the mower in 15 minutes flat, make the parts swap and have it back together in a little over half an hour. Enter The Guy. The Guy doesn't want a woman touching his mower. Women can't be mechanics, and I'd only mess it up. The Guy actually said that to my face. And he was gonna watch! To make sure I didn't get my lady germs on his manly mower, I guess. Shout out to my boss, who told The Guy he'd personally handle the repair and then had me walk him though the entire process. Boss asked the most inane questions, grabbed the wrong tools, tried to install the part upside down (all this was on purpose.) The Guy stood there a watched for the two hours my boss dragged it out. Coulda' had it in a quarter of the time, but you know, cooties.Show All 23 Upvotes
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Guacamole Warrior • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Tips Do You Have For Writing A Breakup Scene?
Live it first, or you have no idea what it feels like.Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
When I was 16, I was working in a factory. I was introduced to an older guy who would show me the ropes. He looked me up and down and asked me how old I was. I made some sassy comment about being legal. At that, he grabbed my hand and dragged me to a pile of pallets, pushed my head down and bent me over and humped against me. Everyone else who was there stood around laughing and egging him on. Once he finished his show I just had to get on with my shift. Spoke to a friend earlier and she said I encouraged him by saying I was ‘legal’. This still sits badly with me almost 30 years later.Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
I really hate when people use “balls” to mean courage. I mean, what braver, jiggly little f**k sacks or a hole that spews forth blood and children? Just say “guts” or “courage”Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
I used to work at a John Deere Dealership and was the mechanic handling all the recall warranty repairs. No particular reason, I was the one randomly selected to do it. It got so I was fast, I could tear down the mower in 15 minutes flat, make the parts swap and have it back together in a little over half an hour. Enter The Guy. The Guy doesn't want a woman touching his mower. Women can't be mechanics, and I'd only mess it up. The Guy actually said that to my face. And he was gonna watch! To make sure I didn't get my lady germs on his manly mower, I guess. Shout out to my boss, who told The Guy he'd personally handle the repair and then had me walk him though the entire process. Boss asked the most inane questions, grabbed the wrong tools, tried to install the part upside down (all this was on purpose.) The Guy stood there a watched for the two hours my boss dragged it out. Coulda' had it in a quarter of the time, but you know, cooties.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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