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Doob • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Corn ;) https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/corn-65012c06d38e8.jpeg

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

give him back his back

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Corn ;) https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/corn-65012c06d38e8.jpeg

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

give him back his back

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Zombie Land. The phrase is "Enjoy the little things"

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Doob • commented on 33 posts 2 years ago

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

You censor way too many things

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

Or damn

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

What about west VA?

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

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Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

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Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

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Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

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Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

There is a solution... defenestration, in two ways⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the action of throwing someone out of a window. and ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the action of dismissing someone from a position of power or authority.

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

trap*

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

But they can use "damn"

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

h⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

The elevatrs I see have lights that indicate

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

If the amount of farts of day signified intelligence, my dad would be the smartest person on earth.

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

What the hell would you be drinking?!?!?!

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Also! The state with the lowest IQ score turns out to be Mississippi, with the IQ score of residents coming to about 94.2 on average.

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

But what if it is a job u like

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Unarmed?

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Like a moon jellyfoosh?

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

But electric carssssssss

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

you have to putt a little effort into it

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Wouldnt the most deadly job be something like military or something?

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Happy birthday

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

On average, just by blinking, you spend about 30 minutes per day with your eyes closed

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Person: I blinked⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Talent show judges: *dies in sorrow* you win

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

0.170313*

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

I actually new this one! :)

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

This is because they can plot intercepting course while in pursuit of prey

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Do bored pandas include the bored brits not wanting to go to space?

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Doob • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Last Text Message You Sent

Doob • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Last Text Message You Sent

Doob • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Last Text Message You Sent

Mine is just "Hello"

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

you have to putt a little effort into it

Doob • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Last Text Message You Sent

Doob • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupidest Thing You Have Done When Your Brain's Autopilot Misfired? (Closed)

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Create A Relatable Meme (Closed)

Doob • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Edit A Photo To Make It Look Different (Closed)

Doob • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Last Text Message You Sent

Hey Pandas, Google "Florida Man" And Then Your Birthday, And Let Us Know What Pops Up (Closed)

Doob • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Stupidest Thing You Have Done When Your Brain's Autopilot Misfired? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make A Story Out Of Your Phone's Predictive Text (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Create A Relatable Meme (Closed)

Doob • submitted 4 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Photoshop This Sad Person And Make Them Happy (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make Your Own Meme (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Edit A Photo To Make It Look Different (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make Him Happy, Please (Closed)

Doob • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Corn ;) https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/corn-65012c06d38e8.jpeg

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

give him back his back

45 Funny And Polite Memes That Don't Laugh At Anyone's Expense, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Zombie Land. The phrase is "Enjoy the little things"

Doob • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

40 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t, Shared In This Online Thread

There is enough iron in blood to make a 3 inch nail

40 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t, Shared In This Online Thread

But why are some of them male names

40 Random Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t, Shared In This Online Thread

But the names are male by majority hmmmm

30 Short People Jokes For Quick Comedic Relief

You have the grammar of a sleep deprived 10 year old trying to write a 5 paragraph essay on the due date.

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

You censor way too many things

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

Or damn

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

What about west VA?

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/UnseeJuice-6296542266b8f.jpeg

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Take your pick https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/eyebleach-6296534638fc0.jpeg

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

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Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

trap*

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

But they can use "damn"

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

h⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a

Artist Creates Hilariously Ridiculous Comics With Absurdly Unexpected Twists (30 Pics)

The elevatrs I see have lights that indicate

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

If the amount of farts of day signified intelligence, my dad would be the smartest person on earth.

Doob • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Last Text Message You Sent

Mine is just "Hello"

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

you have to putt a little effort into it

50 Hilariously Bad Movie Details That People Have Shared On This Page (New Pics)

Oh, I heard Batman is missing payments on his electricity bill, I guess its gonna be a Dark Night.

40 Hilarious And Bizarre Things For Sale Online And In Real Life That Got Shamed On This Facebook Group

What you got is a hand with skin made of used origami paper

40 Hilarious And Bizarre Things For Sale Online And In Real Life That Got Shamed On This Facebook Group

Fall over onto the mirror just right, you might be feelin like uncle ben

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

It stands for "Grafics Interchange Format," so it's pronounced GIF, NOT JIF.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

thanks... but... my grandmother is a narcissist, and we just got her out of our house. She is also a horder, and and example of her being a narcissist, she fakes having celiac's disease, something I know, as she has had gluten several times, and is fine, and she buys sooooo much gluten free stuff, which is alot more expensive than the normal stuff, and this is only if she comes with my family to the store, and she desides that, even though all of our stuff is way cheaper than her disease food, that it is fair that we split the bill in half, even though her stuff is like $100, and ours is like, $40. Then, she had the f*****g audacity to come out of her hellhole (guestroom that she makes stinks like the devil's attic) at like, 9:30 pm, and tell me she wants something sweet. Well, she often made jello for everyone, one of the only decent things she has done, and I had yet to eat mine, well, guess what happend that night. She kept telling me that she wanted my jello, despite me-*continued*

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

saying no multiple times, and said then fine, she wanted icecream, and we had vanilla right there in the m***********g freezer, but oh, no, this *vanilla* was simply not good enough, she wanted the coffee icecream that was in the f*****g outdoor freezer, which I said "if you want it, go get it yourself" but of course because her feet were hurting "oh so bad" she couldnt walk down the stairs and up a f*****g ramp into a shed to get some f*****g icecream. So she stormed off back to her hellhole, and stayed there.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, time for a different story from the same time she visited. My mother had just lost a baby, and, I was rushing to make dinner, and this f*****g asshat comes out of the f*****g hellhole, into the kitchen, and says "where is my food" I didnt f*****g make anything to be gluten free for her fake health problems, and, keep in mind, I was rushed, and I make good food, but at that moment, she crossed the line, so I just stopped talking to her for the rest of *continued*

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

That day, and most of the rest of her visit, but that f*****g idiotic r****d made my anxiety go from "Oh no, I just dropped something expensive and now I am going to get in trouble" to "oh s**t, I have to do stuff, guess i better have a mental breakdown first" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I hope the shitbag rots in the deep depths of f*****g hell... oh and, she is also antivax, and saying things like essensial oils like lavender will help you with covid, and stuff like that. also, she walks SO F*****K I N G SLOW, that even a army of turtles stampeeding through peanut butter would beat her in a race.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

And, she sat on and broke out outdoor firepit, and when my father confronted her, saying that it wasnt a f*****g stool, do you know what that m***********g asshat said...? She said "oh well I know that now" so that m**********r isnt coming back to our house any time soon, and I am tempted to destroy the facebook account she left logged in on our home computer.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

TLDR: Grandma is a Narcassistic antivax horder who ruins lives and increases anxiety, who is not coming back any time soon.

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

I dont get how this one is savage

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

To see the virtual food in front of you on your table in your device, but not on the actual table

50 Funny Photos Without Context That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them (New Pics)

A congregation of the entire Weasley family.

33 More Short And Funny Comics With Twisted Endings By Trying Times Comics

No, cats do it because they don't like closed doors. They want constant access and constant visuals on all things.

33 More Short And Funny Comics With Twisted Endings By Trying Times Comics

Did not know that. Thank for explaining this. It's something similar with cats I guess because they do the same thing.

33 More Short And Funny Comics With Twisted Endings By Trying Times Comics

did u know, that the reason is that dogs consider you part of their pack, and are trying to protect u while in the bathroom?

33 More Short And Funny Comics With Twisted Endings By Trying Times Comics

Hey Pandas, Google "Florida Man" And Then Your Birthday, And Let Us Know What Pops Up

Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald’s sweet and sour packets ... Will this world ever lose idiocracy?

30 Funny Grammar Puns That Might Be Interesting Not Only To English Teachers

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