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Owen • upvoted an item 9 months ago

People Are Sharing Moments When “An Attempt Was Made” At Something But It Failed Hilariously (50 Pics)

Absolutely, reporting scammy job postings is essential for community safety. Thanks for the reminder! 🛡️

Owen • commented on a post 10 months ago

Folks Online Open Up About 34 Acts Of Revenge That Hit The Victim Way Harder Than Expected

Hell no.

Owen • upvoted 8 items 11 months ago

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

Never EVER ask students these kinds of questions in front of their peers. You never 100% know their economic situation and it is just setting them up to compare themselves to each other based on stuff (they do that enough as it is). Never ask about activities, family holiday, or presents. It seems to innocent if you've been lucky in life, but it can be truly terrible for the child having to make-up a happy story to fit-in

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

With a 3-4 year difference in age, that's really not an icky admission. Especially of it's never acted on

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

With a 3-4 year difference in age, that's really not an icky admission. Especially of it's never acted on

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

Okay a bit off-topic but the questions during Maths made me remember. Once in Geography class I asked a question, and Jean-Pierre put up his hand. "Ma'am, are you a Christian?" (I'd been playing with my cross pendant without realizing it.) I looked at this child and deadpan responded, "No, I just wear this to keep vampires away," and carried on with the lesson.

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You can actually use the turn signal on your car to warn other drivers that you're turning or changing lanes.

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Owen • upvoted 30 items 1 year ago

"Looks Like An OSHA Violation But OK": 50 Examples Of Ridiculous Work Safety (Best Of All Time)

Triangle Shirtwaist factory.

"Looks Like An OSHA Violation But OK": 50 Examples Of Ridiculous Work Safety (Best Of All Time)

Hence the title

"Looks Like An OSHA Violation But OK": 50 Examples Of Ridiculous Work Safety (Best Of All Time)

Triangle Shirtwaist factory.

"Looks Like An OSHA Violation But OK": 50 Examples Of Ridiculous Work Safety (Best Of All Time)

Hence the title

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

I'm sorry my joke has upset so many I am in dark low mood so thought I could make ppl laugh I have taken note and will no longer try with ppl

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Why are people saying "of course it was a church"??? Guys! WTF?

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Church of the Latter Day Saints- Mormons :)

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Utah has passed a law that there is no statute of limitations when it comes to sexual offences against children. IMO, every state should have that law.

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

In Germany, it's an adamant refusal.

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

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“It Was Biblical”: 35 Horrible Experiences People Have Gone Through That Still Make Them Cringe

Or the only one they felt comfortable sharing, sheesh

“It Was Biblical”: 35 Horrible Experiences People Have Gone Through That Still Make Them Cringe

Or it's just the memorable cringe moment that they decided to share. Chill out😕

"Only 12 People Have Walked On The Moon. What's Something That Less People Have Done?" (30 Stories)

Still did it.

Customer Service Employees Share 30 Encounters With Clients That Left Them Speechless

Don't diagnose complete strangers online.

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

No, it's "aesthetic" in the US. Source: I'm an American who is also a spelling bee winner. A long time ago, but still.

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Was the blind guy a blind guy?

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

BoredPanda’s homeland!!! Vilnius is a thriving, historical city with plenty of culture, arts, food, entertainment & nightlife. Not to be dismissive of any particular place, but it’s my new “Prague.” The people are oh-so-friendly & the tourist trappings are more subdued & the scamming, pickpocketing & touting is nonexistent.

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

There's a colonization joke somewhere here

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

This is clearly not (Gall-)Peters though, see how Russia curls up around the north pole! G-P preserves angles as well as area, this is using a conic projection... There's about 20 area-preserving projections in ArcGIS, https://www.arcgis.com/sharing/rest/content/items/e8b85d508d2c4f21a3dec4e52dc7d9c4/data (second column)... But beware, you will be judged on your choice, https://m.xkcd.com/977/ I admit I'm triggered by Peters, it's a terrible map for mapping geography (but OK for politics/economics).

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

That white pack is testing some boundaries!

The Baltic Way. On 23 August 1989, Two Million People Joined Their Hands To Form A Human Chain Spanning 675.5 Km Across The Three Baltic States

To Increase Local Tourism, Lithuania Has Made A Map With Magnets That You Can Only Find In Corresponding Cities

Occupied Bald Eagle Nests In Wisconsin. 1974 vs. 2019. Growth Credited To The Clean Water Act

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

Bored Panda is a Lithuanian website

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

Hell yeah!

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I am not American but their National and State Parks system is f*****g glorious. Services, lands set aside and protected, information, knowledgeable employees, infrastructure. NO ONE else is even close. I have lived in 6 countries and traveled to more than 60, I still dream of American parks.

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

good for you?

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

I've got 80 acres and a cabin I cut a tree down every couple of years. A little axe work limbing the tree after.

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

this is so nice! Wish all teachers were like you, truly.

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

🐼

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

Off topic, but Soundgarden is freaking awesome!

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

As someone with crappy eyesight, neuropathy, and a cheap phone, please chill. These are website musings not a doctoral dissertation.

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Owen • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Can Someone Explain What On Earth Has Been Happening For The Past Year In The Community Section?

Owen • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Which Song Brings You Tears Of Joy Or Sadness? (Closed)

Owen • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstand As A Child?

Owen • commented on a post 10 months ago

Folks Online Open Up About 34 Acts Of Revenge That Hit The Victim Way Harder Than Expected

Hell no.

Owen • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

21 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

I think it is used in the context of "messing with"

Can Someone Explain What On Earth Has Been Happening For The Past Year In The Community Section?

Thank you for info.

Can Someone Explain What On Earth Has Been Happening For The Past Year In The Community Section?

Thank you for info.

47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

Is this supposed to be funny, or what you actually think? This is not funny or a reaction that makes any sense.

47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

That's illegal. Don't mess with drinks you make for customers. In this situation, explain your reasoning and say that they can't have coffee remade.

47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

You aren't seeming to grasp Raw pelican's sarcasm.

47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

That's a horrible comparison. I'm guessing you've read neither.

“Today I Learned”: 40 Interesting Facts About The World That Many Have Just Learned (New Posts)

Yes, but view the context.

30 Times People Realized Some Parts Of Their Vocabulary Went Out Of Fashion And Shared It Online

Listen to "Bound for the Floor" by Local H

30 Times People Realized Some Parts Of Their Vocabulary Went Out Of Fashion And Shared It Online

Bro really said "So very tired of bro, bruh, brah. You can never be certain of the context." 💀

30 Of The Funniest Jokes That Crack People Up To This Day

You don't get the joke.

30 Of The Funniest Jokes That Crack People Up To This Day

Read the post.

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Show You've Ever Watched?

All were good except for Sharknado 1

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Show You've Ever Watched?

Episodes 6 & 8 were fantastic, though

30 Screenshots That Prove Exactly Why Millennials And Gen Z Can’t Get Along

My name is Giovanni Georgio, but everyone calls me Georgio.

50 Painful Examples Of People Getting Absolutely Ripped Off

Chesse, we need to cook.

50 Unsettling Posts From ‘Creepy’ To Leave You Questioning Things (New Pics)

Saddam Hussein

40 Incredible Things People Came Across That Made Them Say, ‘Can’t Believe That’s Real’

He was not master of his domain.

50 Bits Of Information From The ‘Unusual Facts’ FB Page That May Raise Eyebrows

Biosphere 2

Owen • upvoted an item 9 months ago

People Are Sharing Moments When “An Attempt Was Made” At Something But It Failed Hilariously (50 Pics)

Absolutely, reporting scammy job postings is essential for community safety. Thanks for the reminder! 🛡️

Owen • upvoted 8 items 11 months ago

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

With a 3-4 year difference in age, that's really not an icky admission. Especially of it's never acted on

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

30 Interesting Facts To Intrigue The Ever-Curious

Thousands of lives were saved. Bah, humbug! Horrid, horrid men saving lives like that.

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You can actually use the turn signal on your car to warn other drivers that you're turning or changing lanes.

Secular Government Be Damned

Don't Mess With People's Food

“It Was Biblical”: 35 Horrible Experiences People Have Gone Through That Still Make Them Cringe

Or it's just the memorable cringe moment that they decided to share. Chill out😕

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People Are Sharing Moments When “An Attempt Was Made” At Something But It Failed Hilariously (50 Pics)

Folks Online Open Up About 34 Acts Of Revenge That Hit The Victim Way Harder Than Expected

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

30 Interesting Facts To Intrigue The Ever-Curious

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50 Unsettling Images To Leave You With That Eerie Feeling

50 Unsettling Images To Leave You With That Eerie Feeling

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"Looks Like An OSHA Violation But OK": 50 Examples Of Ridiculous Work Safety (Best Of All Time)

"Looks Like An OSHA Violation But OK": 50 Examples Of Ridiculous Work Safety (Best Of All Time)

"Looks Like An OSHA Violation But OK": 50 Examples Of Ridiculous Work Safety (Best Of All Time)

"Looks Like An OSHA Violation But OK": 50 Examples Of Ridiculous Work Safety (Best Of All Time)

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate

“It Was Biblical”: 35 Horrible Experiences People Have Gone Through That Still Make Them Cringe

“It Was Biblical”: 35 Horrible Experiences People Have Gone Through That Still Make Them Cringe

"Only 12 People Have Walked On The Moon. What's Something That Less People Have Done?" (30 Stories)

Customer Service Employees Share 30 Encounters With Clients That Left Them Speechless

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

50 Hilarious Fails That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

The Baltic Way. On 23 August 1989, Two Million People Joined Their Hands To Form A Human Chain Spanning 675.5 Km Across The Three Baltic States

To Increase Local Tourism, Lithuania Has Made A Map With Magnets That You Can Only Find In Corresponding Cities

Occupied Bald Eagle Nests In Wisconsin. 1974 vs. 2019. Growth Credited To The Clean Water Act

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

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50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

50 Of The Best And Most Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

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Can Someone Explain What On Earth Has Been Happening For The Past Year In The Community Section?

Can Someone Explain What On Earth Has Been Happening For The Past Year In The Community Section?

47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

47 Service Workers Recollect The Most Funnily Deranged Things A Customer Has Told Them

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30 Times People Realized Some Parts Of Their Vocabulary Went Out Of Fashion And Shared It Online

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30 Of The Funniest Jokes That Crack People Up To This Day

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Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Show You've Ever Watched?

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30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

30 Times Students Taught Their Teachers Something About Life, As Shared In This Thread

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50 Unsettling Images To Leave You With That Eerie Feeling

50 Unsettling Images To Leave You With That Eerie Feeling

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