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Andres Tejeda

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Andres Tejeda • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

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Pitești Experiment in Romania overseen by the Soviet Union. Probably the worst thing that humans have ever done to other humans. Makes Unit 731 look like daycare. Communist Russia was probably the most evil human organization to ever exist. It was basically an experiment to prove souls dont exist. That any human, no matter how resilient, can be broken or "demasked" into an animal like slave. and they prove this by killing the human spirit with 24/7 torture, degradation, brainwashing and humiliation. besides the obvious brutal violence stuff like eating your own s**t, vomit, and forced to desecrate every sacred belief you ever held until you totally broke. and they did this to the most resilient anti communist student activists. and they all broke. then they forced them to be the torturers for their fellow comrades. with the threat that if any of the tortured admitted that they were the guard that shown them a shred of mercy or leniency, they would be sent back to the beginning of the program to experience it all again which most did several times. if these prisoners were given even the slightest chance they instantly tried to commit suicide. some even chewed through their wrists to get to their veins. which the communists solved for by knocking out all of their teeth One of the biggest mistakes the western world made was not make the crimes of the Soviet Union more known. Everyone should know this happened, that yes there was an organization of people much worse than even the Nazis.

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Andres Tejeda • upvoted 25 items 6 months ago

29 Foods That Aren’t Worth Their Hype And Price, According To People Online

Nuffin wrong with ribs, or indeed the rack of lamb shown in the picture.

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

that woman epitomizes everything that is wrong with the US

29 Foods That Aren’t Worth Their Hype And Price, According To People Online

Nuffin wrong with ribs, or indeed the rack of lamb shown in the picture.

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

that woman epitomizes everything that is wrong with the US

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

It would be not tragic at all if MTG and Lauren Bobo reenacted the end of Thelma & Louise together.

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

This isn't Christianity, it's American Christian Nationalism. In my humble Christian opinion, Jesus would not approve of this bs

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

That can't be true, surely! Nobody is THAT stupid. Edit: Looked it up. Apparently there are some people that stupid.

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

They might be referring to the opportunities. But my guess is the food is probably amazing (although in no way authentic to any particular culture)

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

real BBQ in the U.S. is low heat and many hours cooking.

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

Didn't eat American bbq until like a year after we moved to the US from England. F*cking delicious. My ability to eat an entire rack of ribs in one sitting is unparalleled.

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

Yeah, sounds about right for the West Coast. Latinos and East Asians doing a lot of the work and I'm damn glad they're doing it.

34 Films Where The Actors Had To Play Friends Or Lovers While Hating Each Other’s Guts

Jamie Hyneman said in an interview "If you're like me, then what's the use of you? I need someone different to work with. I think you see this setup as a very kind of Yin and Yang setup that worked well in the MythBusters" And it absolutely worked too. I have worked with people like that, and I agree that despite me not being their friend they were damn good workers and would absolutely give them a recommendation if they asked

hockeyflames reply

Free refills

CBus-Eagle reply

BBQ and smoked meats. USA USA USA!

programaticallycat5e reply

Here in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles we have a Japanese restaurant owned by Koreans, chefs are mostly Mexican, and somehow no one is really fluent in English except for a few servers.

Select-Belt-ou812 reply

From what I read, disabled folks' accessibility, like handicap parking, accessible bathrooms, ramps, etc. I've seen this relatively often. is this correct?

Mercury82jg reply

The one thing I would really miss is the cultural diversity in every large city. Any night of the week, I can go get great Mexican, Ethiopian, Cantonese, Sichuan, Japanese, Korean BBQ, Soul Food, Jamaican, Vietnamese, Thai, Memphis style BBQ, other latin countries, tiki bars, Filipino, Mediterranean... It really is nice to be a melting pot.

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Having A Functioning Circulatory System

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Secular Government Be Damned

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You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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Lavern "Waste Of Oxygen" Spicer Failed The English Language... Again!

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Andres Tejeda • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

How could you say such a callous thing, I mean the of that car would be tragic.

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

Its funny because even in Asian grocery stores all over Southern California adn even in Washington state. if you go to the meat section you can hear the Spanish songs from the radio by the Mexican butchers. lol

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

How could you say such a callous thing, I mean the of that car would be tragic.

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

Malcom Reed is awesome, love his videos.

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Andres Tejeda • commented on a post 7 months ago

30 “Poverty Meal” Recipes That Might Be Useful For Those Who Want To Eat Tasty And Cheaply

Wrap in a flour tortilla and put some cheese and you got a great breakfast burrito.

Andres Tejeda • upvoted 8 items 7 months ago

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LibationontheSand reply

Instant ramen is one of the worlds great food inventions. I have recently rediscovered Maruchan Cup O Noodles shrimp flavor.

enlighteningbug reply

My mom used to make a tomato base stew with oxtails...can't even afford poverty meals anymore.

nmj95123 reply

Canned tuna is a pretty divisive place to start. As for poverty meals, I eat lots of beans and lentils, partially because of cost, partially because it's shelf stable and easy to stock up on without having to worry about spoilage.

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Red beans and rice. Ham hock, some andouille sausage, some beans, some rice, spices, you've got a big pot of a good meal that can feed you for a few days. Ditto for chili. Edit: Don't forget an onion, green pepper, and celery stalk or two.