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Coffee loving panda • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Of The Most Unhinged Posts From Mom Groups To Leave You Questioning What Went Wrong (New Pics)

Buddumm tiss, get some ice for that burn

Coffee loving panda • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Times People Cheated The System After Finding Insane Loopholes

Jeez we get it. Theft. Morality crusader.

50 Interesting Medical Cases That Might Make You Appreciate The Human Body (New Pics)

My kid had this at 6 years old. One morning he looked al puffed up. First we tought he had an allergic reaction. He had to where a surgical mask for half a year because of the cortizol he had to take. Kidneys did turn back to normal and is healthy since

30 Times People Cheated The System After Finding Insane Loopholes

Jeez we get it. Theft. Morality crusader.

50 Interesting Medical Cases That Might Make You Appreciate The Human Body (New Pics)

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Or the word knickers

50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

This site is going down the crapper.

50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

Bodied that bob

“The Trashiest Person I’ve Ever Met”: 30 Moments That Altered How Folks Saw Their Partners

My ex partner just yesterday used my own trauma against me

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Coffee loving panda • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

WTF, BORED PANDA ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PUT YOUR LIST BEHIND A PAYWELL.

Coffee loving panda • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

That just makes it assault. Dufus

Netizens Point Out The 37 Biggest Movies They'll Never Re-Watch Again, Under Any Circumstances

Watched it one time about 20 years ago. Can not watch it again. The scènes are still hard copied in my mind

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

That just makes it assault. Dufus

Netizens Point Out The 37 Biggest Movies They'll Never Re-Watch Again, Under Any Circumstances

Watched it one time about 20 years ago. Can not watch it again. The scènes are still hard copied in my mind

“Stood In The Wrong Place”: 30 Ways People Wrecked Their Lives With Just One Awful Choice

I did it twice when I was younger I did not get addicted. The feeling was heaven. But at the end of the night we could murder each other. This helped me not to get hooked.

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Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

AgingLolita reply

Madeleine McCann.

I live 8 miles from her parents. I have a child the same age. We probably went to the same baby groups as her mother.

We were on holiday at exactly the same date Madelaine was.

The difference is, I am working class, and we were in Skegness ... And we would have gone to F*****G PRISON for leaving a toddler alone and going out to dinner.

Entitled People, Social Issues

50 People Who Weren’t Afraid To Call Out The Jerks They Saw In Public (New Pics)

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

I THINK they mean a shoulder? My new hometown doesn't build shoulders and I HATE that about it. I wrote on BP one time, "What's all this gaslighting about America not having sidewalks? I've never been anywhere that didn't have sidewalks on any well-traveled roads." Well, we don't have sidewalks either. You have to either place incredible, unearned trust in drivers or walk facing traffic and step into the drainage system (which is incredible!) when oncoming traffic appears. The main road by me is two lanes, no sidewalk, no shoulders, not nearly enough guardrails and steep dropoffs. I can't imagine getting old and living here, for fear of rolling my car down the hill every other week.

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

What is a fire lane ?

Coffee loving panda • commented on 25 posts 2 months ago

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Oh she knows, she Just does not care

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Goddamn,

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Nonetheless true

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Gestate she not animal

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

North Korea comes to my mind

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Stan?

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

The Black and White picture break my heart, For such a young boy already knowing how to stand over a toilet when sick. Nonetheless I feel so good knowing he made it

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

As an oblivious man. We need this kick in the a*s sometines. It is not out of spite but we Just tend to forget. Honestly ladys this is not by any means intentional. We still love you

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

You have found your true familiy. As in the one of many Who is connected to your soul

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

I wish I had that growing uo

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Imagine a slasher movie about forgotten furbies. Like revenge of the furries

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Radicall

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Anyone hear played dress up with towels pretending you where a Namekian

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

I once when I was wasted beat this game

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Ahh memory's

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Or when your VCR eould eat the tape

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Coffee loving panda • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Panda's, What Is Your Disney Link Acriss Movie's.

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Coffee loving panda • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Story That Still Scares You To This Day

Hey Pandas, What Were Some Strange House Rules You Had When Growing Up? (Closed)

Coffee loving panda • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Of The Most Unhinged Posts From Mom Groups To Leave You Questioning What Went Wrong (New Pics)

Buddumm tiss, get some ice for that burn

Coffee loving panda • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Times People Cheated The System After Finding Insane Loopholes

Jeez we get it. Theft. Morality crusader.

50 Interesting Medical Cases That Might Make You Appreciate The Human Body (New Pics)

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Or the word knickers

50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

This site is going down the crapper.

50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

Bodied that bob

“The Trashiest Person I’ve Ever Met”: 30 Moments That Altered How Folks Saw Their Partners

My ex partner just yesterday used my own trauma against me

Coffee loving panda • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

WTF, BORED PANDA ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PUT YOUR LIST BEHIND A PAYWELL.

Coffee loving panda • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

That just makes it assault. Dufus

Netizens Point Out The 37 Biggest Movies They'll Never Re-Watch Again, Under Any Circumstances

Watched it one time about 20 years ago. Can not watch it again. The scènes are still hard copied in my mind

“Stood In The Wrong Place”: 30 Ways People Wrecked Their Lives With Just One Awful Choice

I did it twice when I was younger I did not get addicted. The feeling was heaven. But at the end of the night we could murder each other. This helped me not to get hooked.

Coffee loving panda • commented on 9 posts 2 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

A.n.a.l that bad

50 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

Wendy's jokes tinkered my bell

50 Facts For Those Who Are Constantly Curious About The World (New Pics)

Imagine these in a super smash melee game. How nuch fun would that be

50 Facts For Those Who Are Constantly Curious About The World (New Pics)

39 Things A Partner Did That Made People Realize Something Was Wrong

I feel you brother. And it takes a long time to heal. Especially when they are covert narccisist

39 Things A Partner Did That Made People Realize Something Was Wrong

Just went trough this and when there is nothing to gain no more they toss you away like a garbage bag

"My Eye Is Gradually Losing Its Color": 50 Interesting Human Body Pics

I was in fact explaining how dangerous it is and how easy you could get hurt. And as soon as the word hurt left my mouth. It was to late

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

AgingLolita reply

Entitled People, Social Issues

50 People Who Weren’t Afraid To Call Out The Jerks They Saw In Public (New Pics)

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

What is a fire lane ?

Specialist-Way-648 reply

War.

SlugpartySausages: When I was a kid in the eighties it was often said there would likely be another world war when the WW2 veterans die out. People with no direct link to the horrors of war underestimate the terrible cost to everybody involved. Seems like there was truth in this prediction.

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

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20 DnD Items That Will Leave Any Dungeon Master Spellbound

“I Will Never Forgive Myself”: 30 People Reveal Their Biggest Regret In Life

So I'm a little confused by what GDs are... anyone?

MechaniclAnimal reply

Victor Salva - he may not be beloved but his Jeepers Creepers films are popular despite the fact he's basically living out his fantasies of hurting young boys through them.

Prior to JC he was in prison for sexually assaulting a pre-teen boy on the set of one of his films about three men dressed as clowns terrorising a group of young boys one night.

Pisses me off how people give him and these films (which are s**t anyway) the time of the day...

Coffee loving panda • upvoted an item 5 months ago

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

I dont get it

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

People Share Bizarre True Facts About Their Countries, Here Are The 45 Most Interesting Ones

Wales?

30 Times People Were Given Advice That They Thought Was A Joke Until They Decided To Try It

Why is it a picture of a couple of light switches?

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago

Basherballgod reply

Years ago, my office had a Christmas party at a bar and restaurant in the city. Just dinner and drinks. The service was absolutely atrocious, forgotten orders, wrong orders, when offered a free round to apologise, they forgot to bring the free round. So we clearly complained. Management gave us a call the next morning to apologise and to come in. Myself and a colleague went in and the management gave us a refund for one meal and one drink, and then gave us a voucher for $100 off the next time we were there. The issue was, this voucher wasn’t numbered. It had no date on it. It had nothing to show that it was unique. So, my colleague and I did what every good person who has access to a high colour copier would do. We copied the s**t out of it and drank there for free for nearly a year until we both got banned for life. Thanks Jade Buddha in Brisbane!