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Coffee loving panda • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

I THINK they mean a shoulder? My new hometown doesn't build shoulders and I HATE that about it. I wrote on BP one time, "What's all this gaslighting about America not having sidewalks? I've never been anywhere that didn't have sidewalks on any well-traveled roads." Well, we don't have sidewalks either. You have to either place incredible, unearned trust in drivers or walk facing traffic and step into the drainage system (which is incredible!) when oncoming traffic appears. The main road by me is two lanes, no sidewalk, no shoulders, not nearly enough guardrails and steep dropoffs. I can't imagine getting old and living here, for fear of rolling my car down the hill every other week.

Coffee loving panda • upvoted an item 2 days ago

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

What is a fire lane ?

Coffee loving panda • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

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Coffee loving panda • commented on 21 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Oh she knows, she Just does not care

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Goddamn,

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Oh she knows, she Just does not care

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Goddamn,

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Nonetheless true

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Gestate she not animal

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

North Korea comes to my mind

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Stan?

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

The Black and White picture break my heart, For such a young boy already knowing how to stand over a toilet when sick. Nonetheless I feel so good knowing he made it

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

As an oblivious man. We need this kick in the a*s sometines. It is not out of spite but we Just tend to forget. Honestly ladys this is not by any means intentional. We still love you

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

You have found your true familiy. As in the one of many Who is connected to your soul

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

I wish I had that growing uo

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Imagine a slasher movie about forgotten furbies. Like revenge of the furries

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Radicall

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Anyone hear played dress up with towels pretending you where a Namekian

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

I once when I was wasted beat this game

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Ahh memory's

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Or when your VCR eould eat the tape

"My Eye Is Gradually Losing Its Color": 50 Interesting Human Body Pics

If youbever get pulled over you can say, well officer test me. I am surely sober on one side

"My Eye Is Gradually Losing Its Color": 50 Interesting Human Body Pics

Induction metal working is crazy hot

"My Eye Is Gradually Losing Its Color": 50 Interesting Human Body Pics

Been there, done that,ouch

"My Eye Is Gradually Losing Its Color": 50 Interesting Human Body Pics

Oooooouuuuuccchhhh

50 Random Memes That Have No Business Being This Funny

Or old 50 cent

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Coffee loving panda • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

My adhd comes with a extra dose of RSD. For those wo do not know this. Rejection sensitive dysphoria is when every little remark or reply can feel like your heart is being ript out your chest.

Coffee loving panda • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Specialist-Way-648 reply

War.

SlugpartySausages: When I was a kid in the eighties it was often said there would likely be another world war when the WW2 veterans die out. People with no direct link to the horrors of war underestimate the terrible cost to everybody involved. Seems like there was truth in this prediction.

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

Shopping, Shopping Trends and Deals

20 DnD Items That Will Leave Any Dungeon Master Spellbound

“I Will Never Forgive Myself”: 30 People Reveal Their Biggest Regret In Life

So I'm a little confused by what GDs are... anyone?

Coffee loving panda • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

50 Times Delusional Family Members Made Extremely Entitled Demands (New Pics)

Wash it, don't dry it and leave the Windows closed. Within a week your car will breed life unknown

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

I never heard of this word. But thé devil may take me if I am ever going to use this. Intimate assault please. As a survivor myself I hate this wording. The assault is anything but intimate in every way. If somebody ever says to me. Have you been intimate assaulted I Will punch there f*****g lights out. And then you can call it intimate assault. Because my fi st was intimate with your face

50 Times Delusional Family Members Made Extremely Entitled Demands (New Pics)

Wash it, don't dry it and leave the Windows closed. Within a week your car will breed life unknown

50 Museums That Went Above And Beyond To Make Sure The Experience Is Never Boring (New Pics)

I have been there with my family. Imagine our surprise when you see bikers coming through the museum

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Coffee loving panda • commented on a post 3 months ago

“Enlighten Yourself”: 50 Random Facts That Are Too Interesting To Scroll Past (New Pics)

Because a dog will never screw you over. Just because

Coffee loving panda • submitted 3 new posts 11 months ago

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Coffee loving panda • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Story That Still Scares You To This Day

Hey Pandas, What Were Some Strange House Rules You Had When Growing Up? (Closed)

Coffee loving panda • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

A.n.a.l that bad

50 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

Wendy's jokes tinkered my bell

50 Facts For Those Who Are Constantly Curious About The World (New Pics)

Imagine these in a super smash melee game. How nuch fun would that be

50 Facts For Those Who Are Constantly Curious About The World (New Pics)

39 Things A Partner Did That Made People Realize Something Was Wrong

I feel you brother. And it takes a long time to heal. Especially when they are covert narccisist

39 Things A Partner Did That Made People Realize Something Was Wrong

Just went trough this and when there is nothing to gain no more they toss you away like a garbage bag

"My Eye Is Gradually Losing Its Color": 50 Interesting Human Body Pics

I was in fact explaining how dangerous it is and how easy you could get hurt. And as soon as the word hurt left my mouth. It was to late

Coffee loving panda • commented on 11 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Oh she knows, she Just does not care

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Goddamn,

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Nonetheless true

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Gestate she not animal

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

North Korea comes to my mind

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Stan?

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

The Black and White picture break my heart, For such a young boy already knowing how to stand over a toilet when sick. Nonetheless I feel so good knowing he made it

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

As an oblivious man. We need this kick in the a*s sometines. It is not out of spite but we Just tend to forget. Honestly ladys this is not by any means intentional. We still love you

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

You have found your true familiy. As in the one of many Who is connected to your soul

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

I wish I had that growing uo

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Imagine a slasher movie about forgotten furbies. Like revenge of the furries

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

What is a fire lane ?

Coffee loving panda • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Specialist-Way-648 reply

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

Shopping, Shopping Trends and Deals

20 DnD Items That Will Leave Any Dungeon Master Spellbound

“I Will Never Forgive Myself”: 30 People Reveal Their Biggest Regret In Life

So I'm a little confused by what GDs are... anyone?

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

MechaniclAnimal reply

Victor Salva - he may not be beloved but his Jeepers Creepers films are popular despite the fact he's basically living out his fantasies of hurting young boys through them.

Prior to JC he was in prison for sexually assaulting a pre-teen boy on the set of one of his films about three men dressed as clowns terrorising a group of young boys one night.

Pisses me off how people give him and these films (which are s**t anyway) the time of the day...

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

I dont get it

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

People Share Bizarre True Facts About Their Countries, Here Are The 45 Most Interesting Ones

Wales?

30 Times People Were Given Advice That They Thought Was A Joke Until They Decided To Try It

Why is it a picture of a couple of light switches?

Coffee loving panda • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

Basherballgod reply

Years ago, my office had a Christmas party at a bar and restaurant in the city. Just dinner and drinks. The service was absolutely atrocious, forgotten orders, wrong orders, when offered a free round to apologise, they forgot to bring the free round. So we clearly complained. Management gave us a call the next morning to apologise and to come in. Myself and a colleague went in and the management gave us a refund for one meal and one drink, and then gave us a voucher for $100 off the next time we were there. The issue was, this voucher wasn’t numbered. It had no date on it. It had nothing to show that it was unique. So, my colleague and I did what every good person who has access to a high colour copier would do. We copied the s**t out of it and drank there for free for nearly a year until we both got banned for life. Thanks Jade Buddha in Brisbane!