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Surly Scot • commented on a post 2 hours ago

26 ‘90s Celebs Who Hit It Big Then Chose To Live Ordinary, Happy, And Private Lives

She was my childhood crush. Her coy smile would make my knees weak.

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 12 hours ago

People Are Losing It As American Grocery Shops Introduce Self-Checkout And Morning Shopping Fees

Sam's Club isn't a grocery store, it's a warehouse store like Costco & BJ's... you have to pay a subscription to shop in these stores at all, and they have always had a 10am opening for regular customers and an early opening for commercial customers - who pay a higher fee. Pretending it's a grocery store to be offended by it is ridiculous, and these places were originally targeted at commercial customers who needed to buy in bulk locally. And you don't pay for self checkout in Walmart - there's literally one lane reserved for the spark customers out of the 15 or so they already have.

Surly Scot • commented on a post 1 day ago

"That Torso Would Stop Traffic": Sophie Turner Sends Fans Into A Frenzy With Muscular Snaps

To the Queen in the North!

Surly Scot • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

I need a comic-strip style cartoon to go with this description.

50 Creepy Facts That Might Make You Wish You Never Read Them

Living animal rabies tests are done via a blood test, had both my cats tested for international transport, they took the blood from the vein in their neck, the cats were NOT happy with me about it, but they weren't decapitated.

Surly Scot • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

Woman Says ‘No’ To Man For Years, Faces Fallout When Cheating Accusations Hit Their Fake Romance

Upvote for some directed violence.

Woman Says ‘No’ To Man For Years, Faces Fallout When Cheating Accusations Hit Their Fake Romance

I like the suggestion for a text to her friends. Also: not friends. A real friend at least hears out her side, too. For his Mom she should print out all messages where she told him "no" with a note "that is who your son is. Your move." But what she actually should do is have 3 strong people beat him up until he licks her shoes and begs for forgiveness. Sorry, not in the mood for kindness and patience with these f*****s today.

Woman Says ‘No’ To Man For Years, Faces Fallout When Cheating Accusations Hit Their Fake Romance

Upvote for some directed violence.

Woman Says ‘No’ To Man For Years, Faces Fallout When Cheating Accusations Hit Their Fake Romance

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

It's like the USA has entered puberty and cannot handle it. What with the constant whinging, tantrums and throwing the toys out of the pram etc etc

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Surly Scot • upvoted an item 3 days ago

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Shame is a sadly forgotten, yet important part of society and needs a comeback.

Surly Scot • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Thankyou, I thought I was the only one on the planet who disagreed with Brené Brown's "shame is a terrible tool and should never be used" stance. Argued about it with my therapist, told her social shaming was an important tool to keep people in line with their community's values.

Tiny Facts, Huge Shockwaves: 50 Fascinating “Today I Learned” Facts To Shift Your Perspective (New Facts)

S.L.A.V.E?

Surly Scot • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

50 People Show How Much Groceries Cost Where They Live

My word, and I thought I'd had a wild youth...

50 People Show How Much Groceries Cost Where They Live

In my youth, alcohol, mixers, and butter meant one thing: people were going to be playing the Butter Game. Bunch of people get to drinking in a house, at some point everyone strips to their underwear, the girls slather themselves all over in butter then start running. The objective is that if a guy can manage to get hold of the girl and wrestle her to the ground, they got to have s*x with her, but the slipperyness of the butter made this a more difficult task than it sounds. No, I never played this game myself, too weird.

Surly Scot • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

50 People Show How Much Groceries Cost Where They Live

I'm living in USA paying insane grocery prices. I regularly google the prices on Asda's website that I used to shop at back in Scotland, the cheapness of British groceries compared to USA makes me f*cking weep.

50 People Show How Much Groceries Cost Where They Live

$27.35 for a salmon fillet? Idiot.

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Surly Scot • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Entries From ‘Mind Blowing Facts’ That Live Up To The Name (New Pics)

I'm not wishing it upon myself. 20yr smoker living in the chemically polluted world of 2025, the likelihood I will develop cancer at some point is a high probability i'm mentally preparing myself for.

Surly Scot • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

“Never Ask For A Quiet Room”: 45 Everyday Safety Tips Women Swear By For Navigating The World

OMG what a sentence. If a guy used this on me at a bar I might not be able to resist his charms.

“Never Ask For A Quiet Room”: 45 Everyday Safety Tips Women Swear By For Navigating The World

No. It's training.

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Surly Scot • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

What Better Place Than Here, What Better Time Than Now?

“Never Ask For A Quiet Room”: 45 Everyday Safety Tips Women Swear By For Navigating The World

True chivalry is arming the ladies

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Safety-Survival-Hacks

Unpopular opinion, I guess, but never having to depend on a man for anything including support.

Surly Scot • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Chaotic British Memes That Only People From The U.K. Will Truly Understand

Have tried changing the locks on your door?

“What Improved Your Quality Of Life So Much, You Wish You Did It Sooner?” (50 Answers)

YES to this, and I speak as a 50+ woman who was married twice for 25 years, and knew from single digits that I very much wanted to be married. Left the first guy, happy the second time for 17 years, widowed 2016. These days, yeah, I've begun to want companionship, but he has to live in my city and state, and HAVE HIS OWN HOUSE. That right there makes for an even playing field. I get out of cooking and cleaning, and any introvert like me would be the right man for me on hearing that and being relieved. I want a loving, close, monogamous relationship, but we also have our own lives and our own space. We're not in each other's pocket. Just focusing more on myself, family, friends, community has been a game-changer.

Surly Scot • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

"Arrest The Parents": Cops Open Fire On Little Boys During Armed Standoff Carrying A Loaded Weapon

Ahh, New Mexico. Never a dull f*cking moment.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

Astoundingly beautiful bone structure and ratio of features, each angle gently curved and not too sharp. Good grief, this lady should be modelling.

"Arrest The Parents": Cops Open Fire On Little Boys During Armed Standoff Carrying A Loaded Weapon

Ahh, New Mexico. Never a dull f*cking moment.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

Astoundingly beautiful bone structure and ratio of features, each angle gently curved and not too sharp. Good grief, this lady should be modelling.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

She looks like Pink! Super sassy.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

TIL Botox can be used on the face for more than vanity. This is awesome.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

Bond Villain's delicious assistant.

40 Brutally Honest Takes From People About Life In Their Home Countries

In the 25yrs being raised in Scotland, I never actually knew a soul who ate a fried mars bar, I just heard it was a thing you could get, never actually saw one. Perhaps it's something that's offered on the menu and not many people eat it, but due to its strangeness as a food it's evolved into a wild stereotype, like Haggis. The Scots do eat Haggis, but it's not an everyday thing.

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Surly Scot • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

40 Brutally Honest Takes From People About Life In Their Home Countries

I was surprised they didn't include " all food is deep fried". Love the country but for the love of all that is holy stop deep frying mars bars

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

Love a nice, scalpel-sharp, rapier-wit comeback!

40 Brutally Honest Takes From People About Life In Their Home Countries

I was surprised they didn't include " all food is deep fried". Love the country but for the love of all that is holy stop deep frying mars bars

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

Love a nice, scalpel-sharp, rapier-wit comeback!

31 Celebs Who Tried Too Hard To Dress For The Met Gala And Failed In Spectacular Fashion

I’m Irish, not Scottish but we are both one of the 7 Gaelic languages.. is this how Tartan is supposed to be worn ? My instinct is this is a bit disrespectful to Scottish? Look at the shoes an no proper socks .. not even wearing a scian /sgian dubh

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Surly Scot • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

Valid use of ones time.

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

This is the most satisfying thing i've read in a while. Quite cathartic.

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

Valid use of ones time.

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

This is the most satisfying thing i've read in a while. Quite cathartic.

40 Brutally Honest Takes From People About Life In Their Home Countries

After 15yrs living with America's level of inequality, violence and dr.ug use, I can safely say what's going on in Scotland is a teaparty in comparison. I'll take the dozy her.oin addicts over the tazmanian-devil-methheads anyday.

31 Celebs Who Tried Too Hard To Dress For The Met Gala And Failed In Spectacular Fashion

As a Scot, this is an eyesore and reminiscent of great-grannies curtains. Horrendous, designer should be slapped.

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Surly Scot • submitted a new post 4 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Surly Scot • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

25 Times Men Weren't The Ones Creeping Women Out, They Were The Ones Creeped Out By Women

Surly Scot • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Surly Scot • commented on a post 2 hours ago

26 ‘90s Celebs Who Hit It Big Then Chose To Live Ordinary, Happy, And Private Lives

She was my childhood crush. Her coy smile would make my knees weak.

Surly Scot • commented on a post 1 day ago

"That Torso Would Stop Traffic": Sophie Turner Sends Fans Into A Frenzy With Muscular Snaps

To the Queen in the North!

Surly Scot • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

I need a comic-strip style cartoon to go with this description.

50 Creepy Facts That Might Make You Wish You Never Read Them

Surly Scot • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Tiny Facts, Huge Shockwaves: 50 Fascinating “Today I Learned” Facts To Shift Your Perspective (New Facts)

S.L.A.V.E?

Surly Scot • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

50 People Show How Much Groceries Cost Where They Live

$27.35 for a salmon fillet? Idiot.

Surly Scot • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Entries From ‘Mind Blowing Facts’ That Live Up To The Name (New Pics)

Surly Scot • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

50 Entries From ‘Mind Blowing Facts’ That Live Up To The Name (New Pics)

Or go to Yarrlist.com and find a site to stream it for free.

50 Entries From ‘Mind Blowing Facts’ That Live Up To The Name (New Pics)

When I get cancer I want the doc to call it my "mortal combat", so everytime we're discussing my treatment I can feel like a Game of Thrones character and refuse to bend the knee.

“Never Ask For A Quiet Room”: 45 Everyday Safety Tips Women Swear By For Navigating The World

OMG what a sentence. If a guy used this on me at a bar I might not be able to resist his charms.

“Never Ask For A Quiet Room”: 45 Everyday Safety Tips Women Swear By For Navigating The World

No. It's training.

Surly Scot • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

"Arrest The Parents": Cops Open Fire On Little Boys During Armed Standoff Carrying A Loaded Weapon

Ahh, New Mexico. Never a dull f*cking moment.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

Astoundingly beautiful bone structure and ratio of features, each angle gently curved and not too sharp. Good grief, this lady should be modelling.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

She looks like Pink! Super sassy.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

TIL Botox can be used on the face for more than vanity. This is awesome.

50 Women Shared Their Small Appearance Changes That Made The Biggest Difference For Them

Bond Villain's delicious assistant.

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 12 hours ago

People Are Losing It As American Grocery Shops Introduce Self-Checkout And Morning Shopping Fees

Surly Scot • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

Woman Says ‘No’ To Man For Years, Faces Fallout When Cheating Accusations Hit Their Fake Romance

Upvote for some directed violence.

Woman Says ‘No’ To Man For Years, Faces Fallout When Cheating Accusations Hit Their Fake Romance

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

It's like the USA has entered puberty and cannot handle it. What with the constant whinging, tantrums and throwing the toys out of the pram etc etc

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Shame is a sadly forgotten, yet important part of society and needs a comeback.

Surly Scot • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

What Better Place Than Here, What Better Time Than Now?

50 People Show How Much Groceries Cost Where They Live

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 People Show How Much Groceries Cost Where They Live

My word, and I thought I'd had a wild youth...

Surly Scot • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

Safety-Survival-Hacks

Unpopular opinion, I guess, but never having to depend on a man for anything including support.

“Never Ask For A Quiet Room”: 45 Everyday Safety Tips Women Swear By For Navigating The World

True chivalry is arming the ladies

Surly Scot • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

50 Chaotic British Memes That Only People From The U.K. Will Truly Understand

Have tried changing the locks on your door?

“What Improved Your Quality Of Life So Much, You Wish You Did It Sooner?” (50 Answers)

40 Brutally Honest Takes From People About Life In Their Home Countries

I was surprised they didn't include " all food is deep fried". Love the country but for the love of all that is holy stop deep frying mars bars

Surly Scot • upvoted 7 items 2 weeks ago

If You Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Can Make That Happen (New Pics)

Love a nice, scalpel-sharp, rapier-wit comeback!

19 Hilarious Times Animals Created Total Chaos In Public

When did Lanarkshire move to England from Scotland?

31 Celebs Who Tried Too Hard To Dress For The Met Gala And Failed In Spectacular Fashion

Man Doesn’t Know How To Dump A GF, Comes Up With A “Genius” Plan: "Worst Decision Of My Life”

Tell me you're weak without telling me you're weak.

Zendaya Reacting To Diana Ross Upstaging Her On The Met Gala Red Carpet Stuns People

Did you even read the article? Zendaya stepped aside showing respect for Diana Ross! Shame on you for commenting on an article you couldn’t even bother to read!

Ana De Armas Hides As She's Spotted With Tom Cruise At David Beckham's 50th Birthday Party

Tom Cruise is a member of a destructive, totalitarian cult and chose that cult over his daughter. RUN ANA RUN!!!

50 Stories With Massive Consequences That Are Barely Making The News

Thankyou for this wee lick of comedy amongst a very depressing BP article. It was needed.

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