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Magoomba

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Magoomba • upvoted 5 items 3 years ago

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2021 And 2022 Aren't All Bad News, And I Share Some Good News To Tip The Balance (30 New Pics)

i love this

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2021 And 2022 Aren't All Bad News, And I Share Some Good News To Tip The Balance (30 New Pics)

i love this

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

I suggest Polonium

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Named after the couple who took their state all the way to the Supreme Court in order to have their marriage recognised.

Lessons-Parents-Teach-Kids-Backfired

Told kids that if they were bad they would get coal in their stockings on Christmas. "What's Coal?", they asked. Well, it is a rock that you can light on fire. They now want coal.

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Magoomba • commented on 35 posts 3 years ago

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

50 years ago in NYC I had a female friend that would humbly ask if I would accompany her when she had to go to bad sections of town. I was an unpaid bodyguard. I was glad to do it. She eventually moved to LA & became a hugely successful movie producer. We still talk frequently.

30 Times People Tried To Share Their Knowledge Of History Online But Embarrassed Themselves Instead

Black people don’t walk in the rain? That’s information the KKK needs to know in the event that their race war ever happens.

40 Ideas People Believe To Be Normal But Are Actually Propaganda Created By Corporations, According To Folks In This Online Group

They’ve got to spend those obscene profits somehow.

2021 And 2022 Aren't All Bad News, And I Share Some Good News To Tip The Balance (30 New Pics)

I wear a beard for the same reason. The less you see the better I look.

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

Any time a man is explaining something to a woman, whether right or wrong, it’s “mansplaining”. Women hate it. As a man I was put in my place long ago & learned my lesson. I make a point to never offer advice & if a woman asks me how to do something I tell them it’s important that they figure it out for themselves.

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

I understood about 10% of that.

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

Do you mean “too low”?

40 Strange Events That Were Swept Under The Rug "Like They Didn't Even Happen"

Every single member of the US government who had any decision making power in that incident was a stockbroker in United Fruit, including Pres. Eisenhower.

40 Strange Events That Were Swept Under The Rug "Like They Didn't Even Happen"

Yeah but the super, the principal and the track coach got new cars, right?

40 Strange Events That Were Swept Under The Rug "Like They Didn't Even Happen"

It looks like he’s accepted Trump’s bribe, too.

40 Strange Events That Were Swept Under The Rug "Like They Didn't Even Happen"

Total b******t. The dude reported the Chinese woman to the FBI when she volunteered to work for his re-election. There was no “affair”. Stop reading Q-anon.

50 People Who Found The Best Things In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales (New Pics)

What do you expect in Peculiar?

50 People Who Found The Best Things In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales (New Pics)

Whatever happened to the original’Jake from State Farm’? The one with Khakis not the young black dude they have now.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

My brothers and I agree that “the more you know us the less you like us”.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

One woulda thought the anti-slavery laws would prohibit the selling of human beings but it’s Mississippi, after all.

The Winners Of The 2021 World Nature Photography Awards Are Here, And The Pics Are Stunning (30 Pics)

I don’t know how you could enjoy watching that.

40 Times Architects Made Buildings That Look Unique And Cool But Were Uncomfortable To Live In Or Use

Somebody should go to jail for this.

“AITA For Refusing To ‘See Other Options’ For A Girl And Pressing Charges For What She Did To My Son’s Car?”

Stick it deep in her ass & twist it.

40 Parents Share How They Tried Teaching Their Kids Life Lessons, But It Didn't Go As Planned

“Arghh, Matey! Shiver me timbers!”

People Are Roasting Airbnb For Getting Completely Out Of Hand, Here Are 30 Of The Most Savage Tweets

The first time somebody explained AirBnB to me I said it was a horrible idea and I would never use it. History is making me a prophet.

Woman Asks People To Share Their Worst Job Interviews, Gets These 30 Trainwrecks

Had to google “cv”. We use “resume” mostly in US.

Woman Asks People To Share Their Worst Job Interviews, Gets These 30 Trainwrecks

Karma was working on behalf of one of you.

30 Times Men Stepped In And Called Out Guys For Harassing Women

I was in a local bar years ago when one of my enemies was harassing a new bartender who was nervous enough about working her first shift. When she brought me a beer I told her “don’t worry about a thing. I’ve been looking for an excuse to kick that dude’s ass for a long time”. I got free beers the rest of the night and I think one of dudes friends heard what I said because he changed his behavior after that.

30 Times Men Stepped In And Called Out Guys For Harassing Women

That’s when you say “if women intimidate him that much then he’s definitely not the candidate for the job”.

30 Times Men Stepped In And Called Out Guys For Harassing Women

No good deed goes unpunished.

30 Times Men Stepped In And Called Out Guys For Harassing Women

“Some of my best friends are women”.

30 Times Men Stepped In And Called Out Guys For Harassing Women

I worked in an office a few years ago. My boss was female & I am male. One of the women in the office decided to change her lifestyle and lost about 75 lbs. that really improved her appearance and self confidence. One day she came to work in a new dress. I told her “New dress? You look great!”. I was fired for sexual harassment. I was the only male in the office & I think the boss had been waiting for the opportunity since she was promoted to boss. Learned a helluva lesson.

Instagram Page Shares 50 Interesting And Lesser-Known Pictures From Our History

If he tried to remove his testicles he would only dull the knife.

Instagram Page Shares 50 Interesting And Lesser-Known Pictures From Our History

Dude been walkin’ the walk for a long time.

Lawyers Are Sharing 30 Fails They’ve Witnessed In Court

Karma has provided.

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

A 400 lb. Stepdad. Speaks volumes about your mom.

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

Your dad is a moron. Quit listening to him. If you’re old enough to go to college then get the hell out of his house.

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Magoomba • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Dog Stole Neighbor’s Ribs & Nobody Saw It. What Should I Do?

Magoomba • submitted 4 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Funny You Got In Trouble For And Have Absolutely No Regrets?

30 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia In Everyday Objects As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

40 Hilarious Moments When People Mistook Something For Being Paranormal, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Magoomba • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What You Thought Was Bad Until You Tried It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Instrument (Closed)

Magoomba • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Shed A New Light On Our Past

13 of them killed themselves rather than having to marry her.

"Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Shed A New Light On Our Past

My paternal grandfather was a’call boy’ for the railroad. Did the same thing. Found workers & called them to work.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

30 Times People Tried To Share Their Knowledge Of History Online But Embarrassed Themselves Instead

Black people don’t walk in the rain? That’s information the KKK needs to know in the event that their race war ever happens.

40 Ideas People Believe To Be Normal But Are Actually Propaganda Created By Corporations, According To Folks In This Online Group

They’ve got to spend those obscene profits somehow.

2021 And 2022 Aren't All Bad News, And I Share Some Good News To Tip The Balance (30 New Pics)

I wear a beard for the same reason. The less you see the better I look.

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

I understood about 10% of that.

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

Do you mean “too low”?

40 Strange Events That Were Swept Under The Rug "Like They Didn't Even Happen"

Every single member of the US government who had any decision making power in that incident was a stockbroker in United Fruit, including Pres. Eisenhower.

40 Strange Events That Were Swept Under The Rug "Like They Didn't Even Happen"

Yeah but the super, the principal and the track coach got new cars, right?

40 Strange Events That Were Swept Under The Rug "Like They Didn't Even Happen"

It looks like he’s accepted Trump’s bribe, too.

40 Strange Events That Were Swept Under The Rug "Like They Didn't Even Happen"

Total b******t. The dude reported the Chinese woman to the FBI when she volunteered to work for his re-election. There was no “affair”. Stop reading Q-anon.

50 People Who Found The Best Things In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales (New Pics)

What do you expect in Peculiar?

50 People Who Found The Best Things In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales (New Pics)

Whatever happened to the original’Jake from State Farm’? The one with Khakis not the young black dude they have now.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

My brothers and I agree that “the more you know us the less you like us”.

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

One woulda thought the anti-slavery laws would prohibit the selling of human beings but it’s Mississippi, after all.

The Winners Of The 2021 World Nature Photography Awards Are Here, And The Pics Are Stunning (30 Pics)

I don’t know how you could enjoy watching that.

40 Times Architects Made Buildings That Look Unique And Cool But Were Uncomfortable To Live In Or Use

Somebody should go to jail for this.

Magoomba • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

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Unpaid Internships

Unpaid internships. They should be banned

Immigrants ‘Taking’ Our Jobs

Immigrants are ‘taking’ our jobs, instead of employers seeking to pay criminally low wages to people with fewer choices.

2021 And 2022 Aren't All Bad News, And I Share Some Good News To Tip The Balance (30 New Pics)

i love this

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

I suggest Polonium

50 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Named after the couple who took their state all the way to the Supreme Court in order to have their marriage recognised.

Lessons-Parents-Teach-Kids-Backfired

Told kids that if they were bad they would get coal in their stockings on Christmas. "What's Coal?", they asked. Well, it is a rock that you can light on fire. They now want coal.