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DON'T MESS WITH ME
*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • commented on 27 posts 1 year ago
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*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What's Your Biggest Fear???
I fear the worst thing of all to happen to a god... that great fear is to be stripped of all powers to be insignificant with no purpose and with the biggest as death for the misery to be ended like being trapped in a prison where you cannot escape no matter what, FOREVER!!!Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It
The Goosegod, Guardian of the Glistening Waters, Arbiter of Avian Antics, and Merriment Deity of the Divine Realm. I bet your honks are as legendary as your rule. Beware, innocent hoomans, for the honk of destiny might just be coming your way (credit to (CascadedFalls)Show All 8 Upvotes
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*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago
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*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago
*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • upvoted 15 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What's Your Biggest Fear???
I fear the worst thing of all to happen to a god... that great fear is to be stripped of all powers to be insignificant with no purpose and with the biggest as death for the misery to be ended like being trapped in a prison where you cannot escape no matter what, FOREVER!!!Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It
The Goosegod, Guardian of the Glistening Waters, Arbiter of Avian Antics, and Merriment Deity of the Divine Realm. I bet your honks are as legendary as your rule. Beware, innocent hoomans, for the honk of destiny might just be coming your way (credit to (CascadedFalls)
What's The Craziest Fact You Ever Found Out About???
That i am the goosegod which is the ruler of all gods and the one who likes to attack innocent hoomans.Hey Pandas, What Silly Thing Did You Use To Believe As A Kid?
My proud mother goose once told me if i was to become the goose god i had to attack everybody in the world in fact it's much easier i just named myself goose god and told my friends who told other geeses who told other geeses until every goose thought that i was the one true goose god
*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • upvoted 5 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Or Someone You Know Have Ever Eaten Or Drank?
as a very demented child i ate blu-tack around like a fist worth, my dog's fur, dirt, mud, sand and wait for it glass! Don't tell me I'm the only one pandas
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