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*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • commented on 27 posts 1 year ago

35 Test Comments Left By Teachers That Showed Their Students That They Have A Sense Of Humor

GOOSE

30 Married Men Share The Dumbest Things They Did While Dating That Their Future Wives Could've Left Them For

THE GOOSEGOD IS OFFENDED! GOOSE ARMY FIND THEM AND DESTROY THEM UNTIL YOUR BEAKS ARE POWDER! HOW DARE SHE FORGET THE GOOSEGOD!

45 Hilarious Work Memes To Look At While You’re Pretending To Be Productive (New Pics)

... so does that mean you get weekdays off ... BREAKING NEWS NEW LIFEHACK DISCOVERED

45 Hilarious Work Memes To Look At While You’re Pretending To Be Productive (New Pics)

🎶🎵You say potaato and I say potato🎶🎵

45 Hilarious Work Memes To Look At While You’re Pretending To Be Productive (New Pics)

This is fuked up! https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.michelezanini.com%2Fmost-people-dont-hate-their-jobs-but-they-definitely-hate-how-theyre-managed%2F&psig=AOvVaw2EFRumWHiJPT-riVS3Ve2a&ust=1693910488505000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA8QjRxqFwoTCOjo_bvikIEDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAI

This Millennial Artist Creates Ironic Comics Referencing Modern Society (35 Pics)

noo the downvoters!!!

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

No socks???!!! 😮😨😳😨

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

Me be like expecting everyone to drive me home

50 People Who Should Have Researched Their Tattoo Artist Better Before Getting Inked (New Pics)

Ur so happy

50 People Who Should Have Researched Their Tattoo Artist Better Before Getting Inked (New Pics)

so im goosegod for a reason???!!! People do you hear that i have a purpose

Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It (Closed)

what about a holy feather from... The Goosegod, Guardian of the Glistening Waters, Arbiter of Avian Antics, and Merriment Deity of the Divine Realm. I bet your honks are as legendary as your rule. Beware, innocent hoomans, for the honk of destiny might just be coming your way

40 Times People Felt The Need To Brag Online And Looked So Cringy, They Got Shamed On "Humble Brag" (New Pics)

and all i do is just swim in ponds and attack hoomans

40 Images That Are So Cool And Unique, You Could Slap Them On The Cover Of Music Albums

It's the Buddha's hand bridge in China i think

50 Of The Most ‘Antisocial’ Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled ‘Fear Of Going Out’ (New Pics)

>:( gooses are better

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

yes we are brilliant i pecked everyone and you slowed them down with your sloth power

This Twitter Account Shares "Reasons" Why You Should Have A Cat, And Here Are 50 Of The Top Ones

lol i was the one who made that post :) good to know someone acknowledges it

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

they don't want to be pecked by me that's why but i will peck them

50 Funny Instagram Memes That Might Make You Chuckle

One of me

50 Funny Instagram Memes That Might Make You Chuckle

don't worry i've also commited my fair share of crimes

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

as long as it'a not goose

50 Of The Best Pics From The 'Dogspotting' Group Where People Share Their Most Unexpected Encounters (New Pics)

goose eyes are just as good

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

i peck yous and yous hoomans they've ruined the earth *insert angry goose sound*

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

you would need two for me because I AM DA GOOSEGOD

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

... and i thought i was fast at attacking hoomans

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*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

This Millennial Artist Creates Ironic Comics Referencing Modern Society (35 Pics)

Uh oh...

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

No socks???!!! 😮😨😳😨

This Millennial Artist Creates Ironic Comics Referencing Modern Society (35 Pics)

Uh oh...

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

No socks???!!! 😮😨😳😨

Hey Pandas, What's Your Biggest Fear???

I fear the worst thing of all to happen to a god... that great fear is to be stripped of all powers to be insignificant with no purpose and with the biggest as death for the misery to be ended like being trapped in a prison where you cannot escape no matter what, FOREVER!!!

Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It

The Goosegod, Guardian of the Glistening Waters, Arbiter of Avian Antics, and Merriment Deity of the Divine Realm. I bet your honks are as legendary as your rule. Beware, innocent hoomans, for the honk of destiny might just be coming your way (credit to (CascadedFalls)

50 Of The Most ‘Antisocial’ Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled ‘Fear Of Going Out’ (New Pics)

>:( gooses are better

50 Of The Best Pics From The 'Dogspotting' Group Where People Share Their Most Unexpected Encounters (New Pics)

goose eyes are just as good

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

i peck yous and yous hoomans they've ruined the earth *insert angry goose sound*

What's The Craziest Fact You Ever Found Out About???

That i am the goosegod which is the ruler of all gods and the one who likes to attack innocent hoomans.

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*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Biggest Fear???

Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Your Biggest Fear???

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Your Biggest Fear???

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • submitted 9 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Biggest Fear???

Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Silly Thing Did You Use To Believe As A Kid?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Terrible Movie You’ve Ever Watched? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Bad Dad Joke?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Or Someone You Know Have Ever Eaten Or Drank? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Whats One Thing About Society You Would Change?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Embarrassing Pick-Up Line You've Used?

*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us The Most Recent Artwork You've Made (Closed)

*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

YOU MUST ADOPT GOOSE DUCKS ARE THE WORST IF NOT YOU SHALL BE ATTACKED BY MY HOLY BEAK.

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

I like the sun too it helps me see vulnerable hoomans.

35 Test Comments Left By Teachers That Showed Their Students That They Have A Sense Of Humor

GOOSE

30 Married Men Share The Dumbest Things They Did While Dating That Their Future Wives Could've Left Them For

THE GOOSEGOD IS OFFENDED! GOOSE ARMY FIND THEM AND DESTROY THEM UNTIL YOUR BEAKS ARE POWDER! HOW DARE SHE FORGET THE GOOSEGOD!

45 Hilarious Work Memes To Look At While You’re Pretending To Be Productive (New Pics)

... so does that mean you get weekdays off ... BREAKING NEWS NEW LIFEHACK DISCOVERED

45 Hilarious Work Memes To Look At While You’re Pretending To Be Productive (New Pics)

🎶🎵You say potaato and I say potato🎶🎵

45 Hilarious Work Memes To Look At While You’re Pretending To Be Productive (New Pics)

This Millennial Artist Creates Ironic Comics Referencing Modern Society (35 Pics)

noo the downvoters!!!

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

No socks???!!! 😮😨😳😨

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

Me be like expecting everyone to drive me home

50 People Who Should Have Researched Their Tattoo Artist Better Before Getting Inked (New Pics)

Ur so happy

50 People Who Should Have Researched Their Tattoo Artist Better Before Getting Inked (New Pics)

so im goosegod for a reason???!!! People do you hear that i have a purpose

Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It (Closed)

40 Times People Felt The Need To Brag Online And Looked So Cringy, They Got Shamed On "Humble Brag" (New Pics)

and all i do is just swim in ponds and attack hoomans

40 Images That Are So Cool And Unique, You Could Slap Them On The Cover Of Music Albums

It's the Buddha's hand bridge in China i think

50 Of The Most ‘Antisocial’ Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled ‘Fear Of Going Out’ (New Pics)

>:( gooses are better

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

yes we are brilliant i pecked everyone and you slowed them down with your sloth power

This Twitter Account Shares "Reasons" Why You Should Have A Cat, And Here Are 50 Of The Top Ones

lol i was the one who made that post :) good to know someone acknowledges it

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

they don't want to be pecked by me that's why but i will peck them

*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

If The World Feels Like A Terrible Place, Here Are 50 Of The Most Wholesome Things People Shared Online To Make Each Other’s Day (New Pics)

s-sir this is the highest it can go https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/download-6-642d96233353e.jpeg

This Millennial Artist Creates Ironic Comics Referencing Modern Society (35 Pics)

Uh oh...

50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

No socks???!!! 😮😨😳😨

Hey Pandas, What's Your Biggest Fear???

Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It

50 Pics Of Dogs Who Were Saved From Awful Conditions And Got A Second Chance In Life (New Pics)

Bro whoever did this to this dog needs to do what ever they did to this dog to themselves

50 Pics Of Dogs Who Were Saved From Awful Conditions And Got A Second Chance In Life (New Pics)

The blue eye wow, both eyes r pretty of course but such an amazing colour

50 Pics Of Dogs Who Were Saved From Awful Conditions And Got A Second Chance In Life (New Pics)

Her eyes are different colors! (Idk, I just notice things like that and feel the need to point out the obvious). She looks beautiful.

50 Of The Most ‘Antisocial’ Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled ‘Fear Of Going Out’ (New Pics)

>:( gooses are better

50 Of The Best Pics From The 'Dogspotting' Group Where People Share Their Most Unexpected Encounters (New Pics)

goose eyes are just as good

What's The Craziest Fact You Ever Found Out About???

That i am the goosegod which is the ruler of all gods and the one who likes to attack innocent hoomans.

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Fact You've Ever Come Across? (Closed)

i peck yous and yous hoomans they've ruined the earth *insert angry goose sound*

Hey Pandas, What Silly Thing Did You Use To Believe As A Kid?

My proud mother goose once told me if i was to become the goose god i had to attack everybody in the world in fact it's much easier i just named myself goose god and told my friends who told other geeses who told other geeses until every goose thought that i was the one true goose god

Wild Duck And Dog Meet Every Night For A Swim And Become Best Friends

>:( McGee i'm telling u i would make a better friend than a duck

50 Hilarious Memes About Life That Are Spot-On

i remember this i attacked the director

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Or Someone You Know Have Ever Eaten Or Drank?

as a very demented child i ate blu-tack around like a fist worth, my dog's fur, dirt, mud, sand and wait for it glass! Don't tell me I'm the only one pandas