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Spencer Richards
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I asked a coworker out. She believed the man should take charge in everything in the relationship. She made me pick the restaurant, pick her up and drive her, order for her, carry the conversation, pay the bill, drive her home, the whole time acting disinterested in everything I said. I texted her I didn't think we would work out and she sent back "I had a lot of fun what do you mean?".andooooi reply
Finally went on a date with a friend I've have a crush on for years. Started very well, she even got me strawberries (inside joke) when I picked her up. Had dinner and drinks. Left the restaurant and waiting for a valet to bring the car. Kept checking and valet keeps saying they are busy and to give them more time. After about an hour the valet tells us they can't find the car. We walk through 4 levels of parking structure to finally find the car, start heading back and I keep smelling something really bad. I'm not saying anything, she is not saying anything, we just keep smelling it. Back in the day, downtown LA had issues with navigations and service. I had 3 navigations to make sure I don't get lost, still ended up getting lost. Each navigation was showing a different route and kept getting distracted by the horrible smell. After a while I can't resist and tell her about the smell. She thought it was from me. Pull over and try to figure out what it is. It was the strawberries that were left in the car for hours in the LA heat. Finally throw them away and find our way home. I have no idea why she decided to go out with me again. Been married for almost 10 years after that weird event.Pm_me_clown_pics3 reply
I asked a coworker out. She believed the man should take charge in everything in the relationship. She made me pick the restaurant, pick her up and drive her, order for her, carry the conversation, pay the bill, drive her home, the whole time acting disinterested in everything I said. I texted her I didn't think we would work out and she sent back "I had a lot of fun what do you mean?".andooooi reply
Finally went on a date with a friend I've have a crush on for years. Started very well, she even got me strawberries (inside joke) when I picked her up. Had dinner and drinks. Left the restaurant and waiting for a valet to bring the car. Kept checking and valet keeps saying they are busy and to give them more time. After about an hour the valet tells us they can't find the car. We walk through 4 levels of parking structure to finally find the car, start heading back and I keep smelling something really bad. I'm not saying anything, she is not saying anything, we just keep smelling it. Back in the day, downtown LA had issues with navigations and service. I had 3 navigations to make sure I don't get lost, still ended up getting lost. Each navigation was showing a different route and kept getting distracted by the horrible smell. After a while I can't resist and tell her about the smell. She thought it was from me. Pull over and try to figure out what it is. It was the strawberries that were left in the car for hours in the LA heat. Finally throw them away and find our way home. I have no idea why she decided to go out with me again. Been married for almost 10 years after that weird event.BeneficialDemand567 reply
I went on a date with a man and he took me to a nice restaurant and as soon as we got there, left the table and was on the phone for almost 45 minutes. This was before Uber and he drove us, so I just ended up talking to the waiter and eating bread. He finally came back, ordered for us without asking me what I wanted and acted like nothing happened. Then when he dropped me off at my apartment, got extremely upset because I didn’t invite him up. He then called me and asked me out for a second date the next day. 😂.
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I once met a guy who not only told me about the time he ended up in emergency because of a tick bite to the nutsack, but he then proceeded to bring said tick out of his wallet in a ziplock bag. Wild move imo….
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Met a chick by mistake, we set a date, we get to eat on a restaurant on the city center, 5 minutes later, her nephews appeared on the place, she asked me if we can buy them lunch, I said no, I didn't have the budget for so many people...she gets upset and starts arguing as if it was mandatory. I went to the bathroom and left by a side door. The whole tab was on her.wheniswhy reply
When I took the train up from Philly to NYC to see him—not a *short* trip for a date—the first thing he did upon seeing me was tell me that my dress looked trashy. Within ten minutes he had told me he was a proud narcissist. He ditched me in the middle of the date to attend a meeting. I had to just d**k around in the middle of New York with nothing to do and nowhere to go for like an hour. He took me in a drop ride at Coney Island. I am scared of heights. He laughed at me when I started crying. For *some bizarre reason* he was shocked when I never called him back again after that date. The worst f*****g part was I got f*****g bronchitis from traveling and at the time I had a VERY BUSY summer job as a counselor for incoming freshmen at my university and it SUCKED! F**k you Andrew, you weirdo._fairywren reply
I had an underwhelming after-dinner drink at a bar with a guy from Bumble. He walked me to the bus stop and on the way he kissed me. He started pulling my hair and I pulled away and was like, "hey, we haven't talked about this. I don't want you to pull my hair." He apologised and we kept walking. When we got to the bus stop he went in for another kiss and put his hand on my throat. I pulled away again and said forcefully, "stop. If I don't want you to pull my hair, what makes you think I'd want you to choke me on the goddamn street?" To which he replied, "no girl has ever complained before." Luckily a bus arrived a few minutes later. He actually asked me for another date and when I said absolutely not, he argued with me about whether most women would "really" feel unsafe being choked like that.Pinkmongoose reply
Went out with a pro (amateur?) wrestler. Had fun talking about a project he was doing. Then he spent 2 hours talking about his female cousin. He spoke very highly of her and her appearance. I left the date more interested in his cousin than him.
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He took me to Bob Evan’s..where I paid for my own meal and then he proceeded to beg me for road head bc his grandpa had died… I called my mom so damn fast.
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Worst first date: while we were waiting for our meal at the restaurant, the guy ransacked distant branches of his family tree to estimate his odds of having blue-eyed children with me. Worst date that wasn't the first: strolling the sidewalk at the beach, the guy verbally harassed passing women who weren't thin enough for his liking. He didn't comprehend my reaction from surprise to disbelief to anger because, in his words, "You're not fat.".
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Met him online, and it should have been a red flag that he only had one photo, a picture of him in his uniform when he was in the Army a couple of years prior. When I saw him in person, he was 100 pounds heavier and I didn’t recognize him. He was also wearing a camouflage kilt. Spent half the date talking about his recent ex girlfriend and how he loved her so much more than she ever loved him. The date was at a Mexican restaurant that had huge portions, and I couldn’t finish my meal because I was full. He told me “we don’t waste food around here” and went on a 5 minute rant about how there are starving people in the world and we should always clear our plates. I said “no problem, I can take the rest home” but he took the plate from me and ate the rest of my food. He tried holding my hand on the way out the door, and then asked me if I wanted to meet up with him the next morning to play Magic the Gathering. I respectfully declined.whelpseeyoulaterr reply
Talked for a few weeks on tinder and seemed like a nice guy. False! We met for drinks but when I showed up he was already sitting down eating (I wasn’t late we were only meeting for a drink). He realized he “forgot” his credit card so I paid for his dinner and two bags of leftovers from BEFORE I GOT THERE. I never spoke to him again. Another date I dodged bullet but it’s too good not to tell. I had been talking to a guy a couple weeks until we were able to meet up. I travel for work which I had talked about with him on multiple occasions. Our set date was a night I was traveling home from but my flight was delayed and I wouldn’t have been home until midnight on a weekday. I told him I’d have to make it another time but he flipped out and told me he’d rather not meet up with a flake and that there are plenty of other flights I could take to meet him. His anger was a huge red flag . The next day I met up with some gfs at a bar we had planned awhile back. I had told him the week before about my girls night plans and our favorite spot. I get there with my friends and a little while into us hanging out.. dude walks in with a date and beeline’s it for seating next to me and gives me a wink. I dodged a bullet never meeting this guy for our date.
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Girl in college asked me to be her date at a banquet. She tells me she’ll meet me at the venue. Wearing a suit, I showed up to a pyramid scheme presentation. I noticed two other guys dressed sharply and they said the same girl said it was a date as well.
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I went out with a cop on our first date. He had recently broken up with his girlfriend and wanted to move on. Well, he took me to this really nice restaurant, one of the waitress came up to him while we were eating and asked my date “Wtf is this?”… looking at me. I then find out she’s cousins with his ex girlfriend and he took me there for the cousin to see us together and for the cousin to tell his ex and make her jealous. Fucken idiot. Never went out with him again. He ended up marrying his ex.
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He picked me up in a convertible that had the price written on the window in marker and all kinds of papers on it. I lived in a student dorm; he came to my door and left the car with the music blasting so everyone saw us leave. We had ice cream and went to see a movie. He left me at the movie theater and disappeared for about 30 minutes. He came back, we watched a movie, and then went to leave. No car was outside. He said it wasn’t his and he had to return it. He took it for a test drive from a dealership. But he said he can take me back on the handlebars of his bike. We did that, with stops cause he was out of breath. Then he dropped me off a couple of blocks from the dorm “cause you don’t want your friends to see.” We had to see each other at work all summer but we just looked the other way. I was 19.Show All 19 Upvotes
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He picked me up in a convertible that had the price written on the window in marker and all kinds of papers on it. I lived in a student dorm; he came to my door and left the car with the music blasting so everyone saw us leave. We had ice cream and went to see a movie. He left me at the movie theater and disappeared for about 30 minutes. He came back, we watched a movie, and then went to leave. No car was outside. He said it wasn’t his and he had to return it. He took it for a test drive from a dealership. But he said he can take me back on the handlebars of his bike. We did that, with stops cause he was out of breath. Then he dropped me off a couple of blocks from the dorm “cause you don’t want your friends to see.” We had to see each other at work all summer but we just looked the other way. I was 19.Pm_me_clown_pics3 reply
I asked a coworker out. She believed the man should take charge in everything in the relationship. She made me pick the restaurant, pick her up and drive her, order for her, carry the conversation, pay the bill, drive her home, the whole time acting disinterested in everything I said. I texted her I didn't think we would work out and she sent back "I had a lot of fun what do you mean?".whelpseeyoulaterr reply
Talked for a few weeks on tinder and seemed like a nice guy. False! We met for drinks but when I showed up he was already sitting down eating (I wasn’t late we were only meeting for a drink). He realized he “forgot” his credit card so I paid for his dinner and two bags of leftovers from BEFORE I GOT THERE. I never spoke to him again. Another date I dodged bullet but it’s too good not to tell. I had been talking to a guy a couple weeks until we were able to meet up. I travel for work which I had talked about with him on multiple occasions. Our set date was a night I was traveling home from but my flight was delayed and I wouldn’t have been home until midnight on a weekday. I told him I’d have to make it another time but he flipped out and told me he’d rather not meet up with a flake and that there are plenty of other flights I could take to meet him. His anger was a huge red flag . The next day I met up with some gfs at a bar we had planned awhile back. I had told him the week before about my girls night plans and our favorite spot. I get there with my friends and a little while into us hanging out.. dude walks in with a date and beeline’s it for seating next to me and gives me a wink. I dodged a bullet never meeting this guy for our date.Pinkmongoose reply
Went out with a pro (amateur?) wrestler. Had fun talking about a project he was doing. Then he spent 2 hours talking about his female cousin. He spoke very highly of her and her appearance. I left the date more interested in his cousin than him.doublestitch reply
Worst first date: while we were waiting for our meal at the restaurant, the guy ransacked distant branches of his family tree to estimate his odds of having blue-eyed children with me. Worst date that wasn't the first: strolling the sidewalk at the beach, the guy verbally harassed passing women who weren't thin enough for his liking. He didn't comprehend my reaction from surprise to disbelief to anger because, in his words, "You're not fat.".Luna_Organa reply
Met him online, and it should have been a red flag that he only had one photo, a picture of him in his uniform when he was in the Army a couple of years prior. When I saw him in person, he was 100 pounds heavier and I didn’t recognize him. He was also wearing a camouflage kilt. Spent half the date talking about his recent ex girlfriend and how he loved her so much more than she ever loved him. The date was at a Mexican restaurant that had huge portions, and I couldn’t finish my meal because I was full. He told me “we don’t waste food around here” and went on a 5 minute rant about how there are starving people in the world and we should always clear our plates. I said “no problem, I can take the rest home” but he took the plate from me and ate the rest of my food. He tried holding my hand on the way out the door, and then asked me if I wanted to meet up with him the next morning to play Magic the Gathering. I respectfully declined.VitaminMorphine reply
I once met a guy who not only told me about the time he ended up in emergency because of a tick bite to the nutsack, but he then proceeded to bring said tick out of his wallet in a ziplock bag. Wild move imo….BeneficialDemand567 reply
I went on a date with a man and he took me to a nice restaurant and as soon as we got there, left the table and was on the phone for almost 45 minutes. This was before Uber and he drove us, so I just ended up talking to the waiter and eating bread. He finally came back, ordered for us without asking me what I wanted and acted like nothing happened. Then when he dropped me off at my apartment, got extremely upset because I didn’t invite him up. He then called me and asked me out for a second date the next day. 😂.
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Met through a dating app, we had decent conversation and she suggested we meet at a patio bar the next day. We met and it was fun. She asked if I wanted to meet “some of her friends” at a nearby place. It seemed weird for a first date but I agreed to meet here there. As we walk in, I immediately realize there’s some kind of organized function happening, people are all standing and mingling, there’s food laid out, and there’s printed papers on each table that read “welcome Springfield Class of 1991”. I turn to her saying “hey I think there’s a reunion here” and she’s hugging someone. She says hi to a couple people then says, “and this is Steve!”. My name isn’t Steve, she forgot my name. It was bizarre. I ended up staying for 45 minutes and eating a quesadilla as Steve the reunion date, then told her I had an early morning. She texted me the next day but I felt this one time, ghosting was ok.wheniswhy reply
When I took the train up from Philly to NYC to see him—not a *short* trip for a date—the first thing he did upon seeing me was tell me that my dress looked trashy. Within ten minutes he had told me he was a proud narcissist. He ditched me in the middle of the date to attend a meeting. I had to just d**k around in the middle of New York with nothing to do and nowhere to go for like an hour. He took me in a drop ride at Coney Island. I am scared of heights. He laughed at me when I started crying. For *some bizarre reason* he was shocked when I never called him back again after that date. The worst f*****g part was I got f*****g bronchitis from traveling and at the time I had a VERY BUSY summer job as a counselor for incoming freshmen at my university and it SUCKED! F**k you Andrew, you weirdo.wildlilmoonchild reply
He took me to Bob Evan’s..where I paid for my own meal and then he proceeded to beg me for road head bc his grandpa had died… I called my mom so damn fast.
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Halfway through the date he goes, “I don’t think I experience emotion.” For the rest of the date I was convinced he might kill me.paca1 reply
I went out with a cop on our first date. He had recently broken up with his girlfriend and wanted to move on. Well, he took me to this really nice restaurant, one of the waitress came up to him while we were eating and asked my date “Wtf is this?”… looking at me. I then find out she’s cousins with his ex girlfriend and he took me there for the cousin to see us together and for the cousin to tell his ex and make her jealous. Fucken idiot. Never went out with him again. He ended up marrying his ex._fairywren reply
I had an underwhelming after-dinner drink at a bar with a guy from Bumble. He walked me to the bus stop and on the way he kissed me. He started pulling my hair and I pulled away and was like, "hey, we haven't talked about this. I don't want you to pull my hair." He apologised and we kept walking. When we got to the bus stop he went in for another kiss and put his hand on my throat. I pulled away again and said forcefully, "stop. If I don't want you to pull my hair, what makes you think I'd want you to choke me on the goddamn street?" To which he replied, "no girl has ever complained before." Luckily a bus arrived a few minutes later. He actually asked me for another date and when I said absolutely not, he argued with me about whether most women would "really" feel unsafe being choked like that.
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His mom came along and even ordered for him, then questioned my choice (prime rib, this place was famous for their prime rib). She spent more of the date talking to me than he did, and she made it quite clear that there would be no second date.
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I took a girl to Lagoon Amusement Park in Utah. We spent the whole day together riding the rides and enjoying the park. Resting on a bench in the evening, she told me "I don't even like you. I just wanted free Lagoon tickets.".FlippyWraith reply
Girl in college asked me to be her date at a banquet. She tells me she’ll meet me at the venue. Wearing a suit, I showed up to a pyramid scheme presentation. I noticed two other guys dressed sharply and they said the same girl said it was a date as well.mingocr83 reply
Met a chick by mistake, we set a date, we get to eat on a restaurant on the city center, 5 minutes later, her nephews appeared on the place, she asked me if we can buy them lunch, I said no, I didn't have the budget for so many people...she gets upset and starts arguing as if it was mandatory. I went to the bathroom and left by a side door. The whole tab was on her. Spencer Richards • is following a person
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