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Lyoness

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Wife, Mother, Daughter, Friend (in that order). Writer, Nihilist, Geek, Dreamer, Social Introvert.

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Lyoness • commented on 18 posts 1 day ago

Pregnant Lady Asks Coworker To Switch His Stinky Lunch For Something Less Smelly, Gets An HR Report

Absolutely. But clearly the man's right to bring that particular lunch is more important than her health. Nice. And before it's pointed out, yes, she chose to get pregnant (at least we're assuming so) but he can also choose to be a decent person and not impose his smells on everyone.

Pregnant Lady Asks Coworker To Switch His Stinky Lunch For Something Less Smelly, Gets An HR Report

She IS pregnant, whether it's the first trimester or third, and 1st is usually when nausea is the worst. If she's physically ill because of his lunch it would be common courtesy to bring something else. The nausea will pass but she'll never forget how many of her coworkers thought bringing tuna to work was more important than helping her not throw up.

Daughter Confronts Mom For Leaving Her Out Again, Gets A Dismissive "I'm Sorry You Feel That Way"

I have trouble believing her having a child with additional needs doesn't factor into this. Maybe they're disruptive, maybe they don't want attention taken away from whatever they're celebrating. In any case, her family doesn't want her there so it's time to remove herself and stop giving them a chance to hurt her.

Artist Paints Dark And Creepy Scenes Inspired By Industrial Decay And Folklore (30 Pics)

My last boss.

Artist Paints Dark And Creepy Scenes Inspired By Industrial Decay And Folklore (30 Pics)

I would title this "Depression".

30 Liminal Spaces That You May Either Want To Get Out Of ASAP Or Stay In Forever

Are all of these AI ones using the same Windows wallpaper background?

30 Liminal Spaces That You May Either Want To Get Out Of ASAP Or Stay In Forever

Looks like someone laid LED strips on the ground. I like it.

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

That's why I walked myself.

Woman Flips Out When Friend Can’t Come To Her Birthday Because Of A Chemotherapy Session

Definitely that "friend" is a pick me person. She couldn't stand the idea that OP might get more attention than her because"it's MYYYYY birthday!" Beeatch.

Woman Flips Out When Friend Can’t Come To Her Birthday Because Of A Chemotherapy Session

Thankfully her so called friend should expect it back x3.

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

💯 And for anyone focusing on how he's apologized, it sounds like he's mostly upset that he got caught. I don't see anything where he's promised not to prank again, just how he keeps saying how sorry he is. No offer to change, no recognition that he eff'd up, just apologizing. Sounds to me like he knows how to mimic being sad and apologetic instead of actually realizing he is and making amends. This is not a person to be trusted.

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

It's entirely possible he has no remorse and is only sorry he got caught. One characteristic of psychopaths is the ability to imitate emotions they don't feel.

“This Is Just Evil”: Servers Share The Most Infuriating ‘Tips’ They’ve Ever Received

So, they can afford to tip but won't? And insist on sharing how much they make? D****e canoe.

“This Is Just Evil”: Servers Share The Most Infuriating ‘Tips’ They’ve Ever Received

30 Times People Got Fired So Fast They Didn’t Realize What Hit Them

And HR departments. I used to work in one and yes, they're as bad as you think.

30 Times People Got Fired So Fast They Didn’t Realize What Hit Them

Maybe they wanted to have him arrested for the lightbulb trick? If it started a fire it could have k****d someone.

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Lyoness • upvoted 22 items 1 day ago

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Suppressing your immune system with another contagious child in the same house... that would certainly do it. As clearly it did.

"You Made The Right Choice": Internet Sides With Husband Whose Wife Feels Reduced To An 'Incubator'

ah, yes, I forgot, OP's wife just pushed a baby out that SHE carried for nine months, poor him! /s

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Suppressing your immune system with another contagious child in the same house... that would certainly do it. As clearly it did.

"You Made The Right Choice": Internet Sides With Husband Whose Wife Feels Reduced To An 'Incubator'

ah, yes, I forgot, OP's wife just pushed a baby out that SHE carried for nine months, poor him! /s

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

10 hours later and it's got 11 upvotes. Honestly I am surprised it's so many, but I do think BoredPanda has attracted a lot of very open-minded people. Yay for letting people make their own decisions about how to live their own lives.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Probably because we're so indoctrinated with the idea that monogamy is the only choice that isn't immoral, that many people just don't even wanna hear about the possibility.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

You are a petty jerk and got what you deserved. May you be bullied throughout your lifetime.

30 Liminal Spaces That You May Either Want To Get Out Of ASAP Or Stay In Forever

The leg of one giant hairy spider

30 Times People Got Fired So Fast They Didn’t Realize What Hit Them

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

That what could happen if we just do it once has led to a lot of teenage pregnancies. At least they were stupid teenagers, what is your excuse

Woman Flips Out When Friend Can’t Come To Her Birthday Because Of A Chemotherapy Session

That is NOT a friend.

Pregnant Lady Asks Coworker To Switch His Stinky Lunch For Something Less Smelly, Gets An HR Report

I don't think someone is TA for having a physiological reaction. If she's on the verge of having hyperemesis gravidarum, which it sounds like from her initial description, then she has a medical condition that TunaMan is worsening, and that HR should be accommodating.

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

People who pull pranks like this are bullies, nothing else. I'm pretty sure he does other things that she didn't list, or maybe doesn't realize, are abusive to her.

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

Yes, 100, but not bashing at tik tok but there's where he's trying to be an influencer. So maybe not uninstalling it but stop using it to upload pranks.

“This Is Just Evil”: Servers Share The Most Infuriating ‘Tips’ They’ve Ever Received

That was oddly specific...

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

100%

“This Is Just Evil”: Servers Share The Most Infuriating ‘Tips’ They’ve Ever Received

so funny. look at everyone laughing. ha. ha.

Pregnant Lady Asks Coworker To Switch His Stinky Lunch For Something Less Smelly, Gets An HR Report

Common law of break rooms. No fish in the microwave. No food with aroma that escapes the breakroom. You lose your microwave popcorn privileges the second time you burn it. The OP should have been more measured in her request but the request wasn't horrible. Just badly executed.

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

There is no such thing as a "prank". It's just another word for bullying people. Any joke had better get everyone laughing and not be at another's expense. If it doesn't get everyone laughing, and it is at someone's expense, then it's just plain bullying and the one doing it is nothing but an ignorant a*****e and deserves NOTHING but humiliation and contempt. Divorce the a*s. He doesn't love you, doesn't care about you or your child (risking k*****g his child's mother and leaving the child motherless). He was raised by wolves and needs to go live with them. He's not fit for human companionship.

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

The only thing worse than an "influencer" is a "wanna-be influencer". This boy is clearly not mature enough to be a husband or a father. He's on tik tok ffs.

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

And recorded it! WTF!

Daughter Confronts Mom For Leaving Her Out Again, Gets A Dismissive "I'm Sorry You Feel That Way"

Of course, we don't know what the family think of OP - she could be the one from a previous story who's always demeaning others and is basically a complete bit ch. One really need to hear both sides of these things.

Guy Comes Back After Trip And Gets News Wife Euthanized His 12YO Dog, Is Beyond Livid

update:OP talked to the vet and it was deemed necessary...

Pregnant Lady Asks Coworker To Switch His Stinky Lunch For Something Less Smelly, Gets An HR Report

Pregnancy or not, the smell of fish in the break room is making someone sick. That should be enough to require him to switch lunch options.

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Lyoness • commented on 18 posts 1 day ago

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

I was wondering that too. Unless Safeway was known for bad food?

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

And did this guy have any regret for hitting first?

Pregnant Lady Asks Coworker To Switch His Stinky Lunch For Something Less Smelly, Gets An HR Report

Daughter Confronts Mom For Leaving Her Out Again, Gets A Dismissive "I'm Sorry You Feel That Way"

Artist Paints Dark And Creepy Scenes Inspired By Industrial Decay And Folklore (30 Pics)

My last boss.

Artist Paints Dark And Creepy Scenes Inspired By Industrial Decay And Folklore (30 Pics)

I would title this "Depression".

30 Liminal Spaces That You May Either Want To Get Out Of ASAP Or Stay In Forever

Are all of these AI ones using the same Windows wallpaper background?

30 Liminal Spaces That You May Either Want To Get Out Of ASAP Or Stay In Forever

Looks like someone laid LED strips on the ground. I like it.

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

That's why I walked myself.

Woman Flips Out When Friend Can’t Come To Her Birthday Because Of A Chemotherapy Session

Definitely that "friend" is a pick me person. She couldn't stand the idea that OP might get more attention than her because"it's MYYYYY birthday!" Beeatch.

Woman Flips Out When Friend Can’t Come To Her Birthday Because Of A Chemotherapy Session

Thankfully her so called friend should expect it back x3.

Husband’s Joke Almost Turns Fatal, His Wife Wants Nothing To Do With Him

It's entirely possible he has no remorse and is only sorry he got caught. One characteristic of psychopaths is the ability to imitate emotions they don't feel.

“This Is Just Evil”: Servers Share The Most Infuriating ‘Tips’ They’ve Ever Received

So, they can afford to tip but won't? And insist on sharing how much they make? D****e canoe.

“This Is Just Evil”: Servers Share The Most Infuriating ‘Tips’ They’ve Ever Received

30 Times People Got Fired So Fast They Didn’t Realize What Hit Them

And HR departments. I used to work in one and yes, they're as bad as you think.

30 Times People Got Fired So Fast They Didn’t Realize What Hit Them

Maybe they wanted to have him arrested for the lightbulb trick? If it started a fire it could have k****d someone.

Lyoness • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

Netizens Share Their 35 Most Hated Foods That Everyone Else Seems To Simply Adore

Did we miss the sarcasm here?

Netizens Share Their 35 Most Hated Foods That Everyone Else Seems To Simply Adore

Crab is the most delicious sea bug though.

Lyoness • upvoted 20 items 1 day ago

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

I mean, who amongst us HASN'T stuck our finger into a hole that we shouldn't have?

Sims2Enjoy reply

I got my finger stuck in a bottle trying to get more cream out, my finger quickly became swollen and purple, I had to go to the ER .

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

My ex 😔

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

That what could happen if we just do it once has led to a lot of teenage pregnancies. At least they were stupid teenagers, what is your excuse

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Suppressing your immune system with another contagious child in the same house... that would certainly do it. As clearly it did.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

He was probably already incubating the flu. But I expect his mother laid it on thick

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Yep. Hypothermia = your body's defenses lower and your immune system is temporarily weaker = hello, brother's flu virus! XD

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

but that's how you make it easier forthe flu your brother gave you - while your body is fighting for keeping you alive in the cold

Unhappy_Mountain9032 reply

I was four. My brother had the flu and was getting so much attention. Attention I wanted.

Four year old me proceeds to run out in the middle of winter, all but(t) naked, screaming that I wanted the flu.

I got the flu.

I did NOT want the flu.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

What kind of chocolate do you Americans have??

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Probably because we're so indoctrinated with the idea that monogamy is the only choice that isn't immoral, that many people just don't even wanna hear about the possibility.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

No idea why such a balanced, respectful comment is being down voted

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

It takes a LOT of communication and honesty and it's not for most people. But it can work.

PureEstimate3836 reply

Ate an entire ghost pepper on a dare. Spent the next hour crying in the bathroom with milk and yogurt. My taste buds filed for divorce that day.

xcoalminerscanaryx reply

Stuck my laptop charger to my tongue out of curiosity.

Don't do that.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

Maybe they should also have learned to exert that same constraint - that they could have helped their friend by just making the other kid back off, instead of actually hurting them. Seems to me they only learned half the lesson.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

I had a substance abuse problem with cocaine as well. It was one of the only things that shut up all the bad thoughts in my head and made the bad feelings stop. I was more fortunate(?) than OP - my love affair with cocaine only cost me ~$7,000 instead of making me lose everything, including my life (I almost ODed a number of times, and one never knows what your hit might be contaminated with.) But there were a number of times - the near-ODs - when I got so effed up that I literally could not fall asleep for 3+ days. Did I feel GREAT when I'd just had a hit? You bet. Was it worth it? Fck no. Turns out my abusive relationship with my now-ex was causing my normal low-grade depression/suicidal ideation to spiral out of control, which is why I got into cocaine and other illegal substances via a co-worker. I was lucky that I didn't hit rock bottom before I realized where I was headed. I realized my cat Kohl needed me and I was responsible for her. I've been clean for 4 years now :)

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

You are a petty jerk and got what you deserved. May you be bullied throughout your lifetime.

“He’s Blind Now”: 30 Times People Played With Fire And Got Burned

There is none. It's only an excuse to be sadistic that they make up for themselves so they can feel they "are not really that bad".

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