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Lyoness

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Lyoness

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Wife, Mother, Daughter, Friend (in that order). Writer, Nihilist, Geek, Dreamer, Social Introvert.

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Lyoness • commented on 13 posts 3 hours ago

Man Can Fix Anything But His In-Laws’ Attitude, So He Refuses To Help Them Again, They’re Furious

Good for you! Love your attitude and those kids will always remember what you've done for them.

“AITA For Telling My Sister Her Baby Isn't A Real Baby?”

I'm positive I'll be downvoted but I'm ok with that. I'm skipping over a judgement because I don't think that's really the issue. IMHO the whole fight is stupid, but I also think OP could easily have used another argument. I put this in another reply, but why not compare organic to GMO food? Or cotton to polyester? Or cacao to chocolate? It's all about a process, right? It didn't need to be about IVF. She didn't need to go there.

“AITA For Telling My Sister Her Baby Isn't A Real Baby?”

God I hope it isn't.

“AITA For Telling My Sister Her Baby Isn't A Real Baby?”

I think it's the things being compared (for argument's let's not argue about a baby being a "thing"). OP could have compared organic and GMO foods, polyester and cotton, chocolate and cacao nibs, but no, she had to hit her sister in what's probably her weakest spot. It just wasn't necessary.

“AITA For Telling My Sister Her Baby Isn't A Real Baby?”

I agree. Sister went scorched earth over something as silly as a ring.

“AITA For Telling My Sister Her Baby Isn't A Real Baby?”

I totally agree. People saying OP was justified are blowing my mind. It doesn't matter if OP didn't mean her sister's baby wasn't a real one, she used it as a comparison and that's just wrong. It's totally understandable that her sister and BIL, having gone through the pain and heartbreak of IVF, would be pissed. As someone else pointed out I'll be shocked if OP is forgiven any time soon, and without an apology they may not be forgiven at all.

Man Leaves Dinner With Friends While GF Is In The Bathroom Because He’s So Upset Over Her Hair

Wtf are people thinking with "have a serious conversation to address the issue"? Why would you waste any time on a racist AH like this? I just read this comment but I love it - tell him to put on gasoline soaked panties and go to hell.

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Lyoness • upvoted 20 items 4 hours ago

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Yes I would eat it because I also want to live. Humans are omnivores we need both plants and meat to survive.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Just like workers are bred to work for corporate.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Yes I would eat it because I also want to live. Humans are omnivores we need both plants and meat to survive.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Just like workers are bred to work for corporate.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

But only after she makes one of them trans.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

THIS!! YES!! Finally someone who sees what I see! *happy dances*

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Harry, being wealthy, NEVER ONCE HELPED HIS POOR BEST FRIENDS OUT! NEVER!

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Someone...took time, effort and money to create, and print stickers....which they then used to deface a business owners inventory, all because they can't accept the fact that other people have different values, different priorities and that being so does not entitle anyone to bully, shame, manipulate, disparage, deface or destroy property under the guise of "This is what i FEEL and what i feel that my feelings are right, so all is permitted" Don't go forcing your values, feelings, and opinion on others and then try to play the victim when you're treated exactly the same.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Cattle are bred and raised to feed humans, not for their convenience. I wouldn't equate them with pugs.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Sometimes the story takes its own shape and you find yourself surprised by it.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

To say we need another? Not soon enough 🤯

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

hahaha wow! did snickers really reply to that?

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

She shouldn't have ended up with either one of them. They're like siblings.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Oh she only says that because fans have been crying about it so much. Personally I think she should have gotten with Krum. They fit good together. Ron is an idiot compared to her though. Harry and Ginny are a good pair though. I don‘t think he and Hermione would have been good together.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

I agree, I never really did ship Ron and Hermione, but yeah wth, was it not her decision to make?

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Chloe, thank you for tasty meat that will provide me both nourishment and pleasure.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

You are evil, i like you.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

I'm with you on this one, and what does it matter 'Chloe' deed is done and what a waste it would be not eating you

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

No. The cow wasn't called Chloe. It was more likely called Stock Unit # 447. Or SU #448... Labeling like this wont stop me buying 'Chloe'. The price will...

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

He tried to apologize but she was... (puts sunglasses on) dead silent.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

This is so manipulative, and in a very sleazy way.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Too soon?

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Lyoness • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

50 Posts So Unhinged, You May End Up Laughing While Glancing Over Your Shoulder

Barbie Twins belly rubs

Woman Wonders If She’s A Jerk For Not Supporting Husband When His Dad Did What He Did To Her

So the husband can dish it out but he can't take it.

50 Posts So Unhinged, You May End Up Laughing While Glancing Over Your Shoulder

Barbie Twins belly rubs

Woman Wonders If She’s A Jerk For Not Supporting Husband When His Dad Did What He Did To Her

So the husband can dish it out but he can't take it.

50 Posts So Unhinged, You May End Up Laughing While Glancing Over Your Shoulder

Oy Vay, Kitty

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Lyoness • submitted a new post 9 months ago

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Hey Pandas, If There Was One Memory You Could Erase, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted 4 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Grammatical Errors Drive You Crazy? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Final Straw That Made You Go No Contact? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Gift You Ever Got On Valentine's Day? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Final Straw That Made You Go NC? (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted a list addition 3 weeks ago

“I Just Want My Wife Back”: 23 Wild Secrets People Kept From Their Loved Ones

Lyoness • submitted 4 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, If There Was One Memory You Could Erase, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Worst Memory?

Hey Pandas, What's The Darkest Funny Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If I Went Through Your Cabinets, What Is The Weirdest Thing I'd Find?

Lyoness • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Recommend A Film You Love

Lyoness • submitted 5 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Or Scariest Thing You Experienced In School?

Hey Pandas, Give An Alternate Ending For A Novel You Read

Hey Pandas, Whats A Song That Makes You Feel Deeply Sad, Like You're About To Cry?

Hey Pandas, Name Your Favorite K-Pop Band

Lyoness • submitted 2 list additions 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’re Some Things That Don’t Make Sense You But Somehow Make Sense To Others?

Hey Pandas, Share The Hardest Thing You've Gone Through In Your Life (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted 7 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Non-Fiction Book? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Weirdest Dream Or Nightmare?

Hey Pandas, What Grammatical Errors Drive You Crazy? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Has Made You Sad Lately? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Does 'True Happiness' Mean To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Secret You Shouldn't Know But Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Identify As? (Closed)

Lyoness • commented on 13 posts 3 hours ago

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

As a Canadian, can confirm there are lots of those people here.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Why not just call them "pretentious"?

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

I can hear this comment. "Peetstop!"

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Well, this is a woman who denies an entire group of people, so are we surprised that she isn't making sense again?

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Yup. How did everyone miss that?

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Buuuut the animal is already dead. Not eating it at all is now wasting their meat and life. The process needs to be stopped at the source, not in a grocery store.

Man Can Fix Anything But His In-Laws’ Attitude, So He Refuses To Help Them Again, They’re Furious

Good for you! Love your attitude and those kids will always remember what you've done for them.

“AITA For Telling My Sister Her Baby Isn't A Real Baby?”

God I hope it isn't.

“AITA For Telling My Sister Her Baby Isn't A Real Baby?”

I agree. Sister went scorched earth over something as silly as a ring.

“AITA For Telling My Sister Her Baby Isn't A Real Baby?”

Man Leaves Dinner With Friends While GF Is In The Bathroom Because He’s So Upset Over Her Hair

Lyoness • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

35 Times People Were Weirded Out By What They Found On Facebook Marketplace

What makes it a lesbian? Was she born/built that way?

35 Times People Were Weirded Out By What They Found On Facebook Marketplace

I'm sure she won't be upset at all that you proposed with a fake ring. /S Personally I would have been really insulted if my husband did that. If you're doing it because you want to make sure she loves the ring, great, but if you're just doing to CYA it's kind of crappy. If you're worried enough about the answer that you won't commit to buying a ring, you probably shouldn't be proposing at all.

35 Times People Were Weirded Out By What They Found On Facebook Marketplace

That's essentially a gibbet, and it was used as a torture device.

35 Times People Were Weirded Out By What They Found On Facebook Marketplace

These are actually awesome.

40 Bizarre Things Wealthy People Thought Were Totally Normal

I lived off ramen and celery with cheese whiz all the way through university because it was the cheapest, fastest, "balanced" diet I could find. When you can get ramen 5 for $1, a bunch of celery for a buck or two and cheese whiz for a few dollars more, it can feed you for a week. I couldn't afford meat or fruit and was too embarrassed to tell anyone why I ate the way I did. I was just that weirdo who ate the same thing all the time. But I was lucky enough to have a friend whose Mum seemed to know what was going on. Every time I went there for dinner she sent me home with a huge bag of leftovers. I'm still grateful Mrs. Singleton.

30 Bodyguards Reveal What It’s Like Protecting The Rich And Famous

Amazingly verbose. I've heard one too many people dismiss bodyguards as nothing but muscle. This person proves them wrong. Edit: Having finished reading I'm modifying my comment to say pretty much everyone on this list proves that assumption wrong.

Gifted Actors Who Wasted Their Time On These 35 Uninspiring Roles

Same in The Professional. He stole every single scene he was in.

Lyoness • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

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50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

To say we need another? Not soon enough 🤯

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Too soon?

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50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Harry, being wealthy, NEVER ONCE HELPED HIS POOR BEST FRIENDS OUT! NEVER!

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

Sometimes the story takes its own shape and you find yourself surprised by it.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

I agree, I never really did ship Ron and Hermione, but yeah wth, was it not her decision to make?

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

She shouldn't have ended up with either one of them. They're like siblings.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

THIS!! YES!! Finally someone who sees what I see! *happy dances*

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

But only after she makes one of them trans.

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50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

He tried to apologize but she was... (puts sunglasses on) dead silent.

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