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Lyoness

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Lyoness

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Wife, Mother, Daughter, Friend (in that order). Writer, Nihilist, Geek, Dreamer, Social Introvert.

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Lyoness • commented on 22 posts 1 hour ago

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

This would give me nightmares.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

That's some serious precision work with those seeds. Hats off to the chef.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

How?

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Well done!

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

I'm guessing it's their imminent demise that's causing those expressions.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

I wanna know what's inside it!

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

I can barely say the name of this so I'll take your word it's delicious.😁

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Seen a couple of versions of this but this is my favourite so far. Really well done!

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

To be fair we all go a little mad at Christmas time.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Nevermind...found it! It's just at her username.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

So...mint cookies..but where's the recipe?

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

They look like Khrustyky, a European dessert made with very thinly rolled out dough and deep fried. In Ukraine we call them "pigs ears".

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Is this being left out for Santa? Because if it is I see many presents in your future.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Those are some steady hands. Great piping!

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

I see strawberry Santa (so cute!) but where did the elf come from? I can't tell if he's chopping wood or getting ready to chop Santa.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

That's art, not a cake.

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Lyoness • upvoted 5 items 7 hours ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Throw the C word around while you're at it. May as well, you're as good as dead.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

I'm an old man and that phrase pisses me off.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Throw the C word around while you're at it. May as well, you're as good as dead.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

I'm an old man and that phrase pisses me off.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

And a heavy, cast iron pan of some description.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

That's some serious precision work with those seeds. Hats off to the chef.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

their distressed little faces make me sad :o

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Lyoness • upvoted 11 items 1 day ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

The kitchen is also where the big sharp knives are to be found.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

They look like patients on a psychiatrist's couch

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

The kitchen is also where the big sharp knives are to be found.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

They look like patients on a psychiatrist's couch

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Like how tf would you assume it's yours? If you didnt give it to him, and he didn't buy it himself no it's not yours.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Nope. My parents used to throw them in our beds if we left them in the sink. They didn't bother to drain any liquids from them either.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

No, they get the honor of being tossed outside so that it doesn't stink up or mess up her house. He didn't marry the maid.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

My brother married, and moved in with his wife. One Saturday morning he said to his wife, "Where's my sports kit?" "Where did you last have it?" He paused, and said, "I left it in the kit bag." "Ah, well that's where you will find it. I haven't moved it." He had been under the assumption she would have taken his sticky, muddy kit from the bag, washed it, and then returned it to his wardrobe. That's the point where he learned he had a wife and partner, not a mother.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Your mother’s a moron

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

100%

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

It’s a big deal. Your mother is a sh#thead

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Looks like you're going to have an amazing dinner though!

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

time to teach your little brother the value of things and only give him plastic cutlery and plates until he grows up to be a responsible person.

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Lyoness • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Idiot of the highest order.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Never screw with someone you've just told to go back to the kitchen. It's one of the only phrases 100% guaranteed to get us fighting mad.

Lyoness • submitted a new post 7 months ago

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Lyoness • submitted a new post 11 months ago

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Lyoness • submitted 4 list additions 7 months ago

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Lyoness • submitted 4 list additions 9 months ago

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Lyoness • submitted 8 list additions 11 months ago

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Lyoness • commented on 20 posts 1 hour ago

70 Horrid Gifts That Would Make Even The Grinch Shudder

But would the giver have known OP didn't have a tub?

70 Horrid Gifts That Would Make Even The Grinch Shudder

What absolute assw*pes these companies are.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Sounds like someone with a binge eating disorder.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

If the brother is over the age of 8 he's a full on selfish pr*ck.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Leave 'em there.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

What a douche canoe. You deserve a better father figure.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

This would give me nightmares.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

That's some serious precision work with those seeds. Hats off to the chef.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

How?

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Well done!

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

I'm guessing it's their imminent demise that's causing those expressions.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

I wanna know what's inside it!

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

I can barely say the name of this so I'll take your word it's delicious.😁

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Seen a couple of versions of this but this is my favourite so far. Really well done!

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

To be fair we all go a little mad at Christmas time.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Nevermind...found it! It's just at her username.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

So...mint cookies..but where's the recipe?

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

They look like Khrustyky, a European dessert made with very thinly rolled out dough and deep fried. In Ukraine we call them "pigs ears".

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Is this being left out for Santa? Because if it is I see many presents in your future.

50 Times People Got So Creative With Their Christmas Foods, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Those are some steady hands. Great piping!

Lyoness • upvoted 20 items 3 hours ago

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“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Throw the C word around while you're at it. May as well, you're as good as dead.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

I'm an old man and that phrase pisses me off.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

And a heavy, cast iron pan of some description.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

The kitchen is also where the big sharp knives are to be found.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

time to teach your little brother the value of things and only give him plastic cutlery and plates until he grows up to be a responsible person.

Step-Dad Ate My Only Food I Had For Lunch At Work

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Like how tf would you assume it's yours? If you didnt give it to him, and he didn't buy it himself no it's not yours.

Family Said They Got My Favorite Cake For My Birthday. This Is At Like 5 AM On My Birthday. Why

I Am The Only Person In My Family To Empty Out The Lint Trap, Every Time I Pull The Drawer Thing Out I Am Baffled As To How A Fire Hasn't Erupted From Our Dryer Yet

My Mom Was Supposed To Come Visit For The First Time In Like 15 Years, So I Stayed Up All Night Smoking A Brisket. She Flaked. I'm Not Even Surprised

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Looks like you're going to have an amazing dinner though!

Mom Called My Job To Tell Me To Lie About An Emergency For An Event, Now I Have To Report To My Supervisor Tomorrow

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Nope. My parents used to throw them in our beds if we left them in the sink. They didn't bother to drain any liquids from them either.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Me either, they are lazy...

The Way My Mom And Brother Left The Dishes For Me After A Twelve Hour Shift. The Dishwasher Was Empty But They Put All The Dishes In The Sink

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

I wouldn't touch them.

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