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Anthorn

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Anthorn • upvoted 22 items 10 hours ago

Entertainment, Movies & tv

Someone Asked What Scene Ruined A Movie/TV Show And 33 Peeps Delivered

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Yours are pretty mild...most of mine suck. Once I was chilling and my brain just yelled "hey! Let's go eat the nextdoor neighbor!"

Entertainment, Movies & tv

Someone Asked What Scene Ruined A Movie/TV Show And 33 Peeps Delivered

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

haha, thanks!

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Cogratulations, you can now enjoy the knowledge that you made a 58 year old man shoot Mountain Dew out of his nose LMAO. Isn't that the one where she takes a crucifix and,... no wait that's The Exorcist.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Alabama: "Problem?"

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

How did Alabama fix that problem?

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Whole, or blended into a more compactable slurry first?

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

If you really think that, then I hope for your sake that you haven't posted something that people will be offended by in the future that was perfectly acceptable today.

Someone Asked What Scene Ruined A Movie/TV Show And 33 Peeps Delivered

How do they pronounce Aang's name? Angie?

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Atticus Finch is the main character in the novel "To kill a mockingbird". Or "Te-quil-a mockingbird"

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Or created an OnlyFins account

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

OP is my new favorite person.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

For the people below me, who are saying 'No one is that stupid.', get a job where you have to deal with the general intelligence of people day to day. Everyone is that stupid, trust me.

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

No, that can't be it, she had obviously lost her s**t.

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

I know I'm probably going to get downvoted for this, but the employee shouldn't have even cracked the door open in the first place. That person should have talked to the woman through the glass door, with the door staying locked the whole time. If it was an emergency like she was being chased, THEN the employee could have opened the door for her.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

So, anyone here who can explain? Im smart enough to admitt im not smart enough

Christmas, Occasions

50 Christmas Tree Pics People Just Had To Take As They Did Such An Amazing Job (New Pics)

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

At first I thought the guy on the right was attached to it, like some sort of human insect.

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Anthorn • commented on a post 18 hours ago

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Yours are pretty mild...most of mine suck. Once I was chilling and my brain just yelled "hey! Let's go eat the nextdoor neighbor!"

Anthorn • upvoted 17 items 1 day ago

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

Impractical, but kinda cool if you're confined to a bed

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

And that's why US insurance doesn't cover them. Considered "apart" from human anatomy.

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

Impractical, but kinda cool if you're confined to a bed

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

And that's why US insurance doesn't cover them. Considered "apart" from human anatomy.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

I'd settle for no more live action Disney remakes.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

"But not on the rock hyraxes. Because they are beloved bt the Lord, and also surprisingly related to elephants and manatees."

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

Every product in the shop is on sale; that's how shops work.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

I loved those—A Bug’s Life started it, but I also enjoyed the Toy Story 2 “bloopers”

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

Damn, looks like a ton of parasites.

“What’s One Thing You Secretly Judge People For?” (30 Answers)

"We were sat at the table." "They was all at the concert." "I have ran my own business for years." It's like reading random verb-tense roulette.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Yes. True, if a polar bear eats your liver you will die.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

We have immunity and Eye-munity

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

The New Zealand Black Robin are all descended from a single female as are cheetahs. So inbreeding isn't a good thing but nature can work around it.

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

"The lord said thee should feast and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas..."

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

if a human recorded it, they would have definitely posted on social media or created an onlyfans acc

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

WTAF did she need to mail?? I must know!

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

But they aren’t countries

“What’s One Thing You Secretly Judge People For?” (30 Answers)

Oof if that bothers you, you'd hate visiting Greece or any other south european country. We are loud! All my foreign friends have pointed this out to me and said it made a big (and kinda negative) impression to them. It's constant in cafes, restaurants, buses, beaches even hospitals and public service agencies, everyone yells while talking and also moving their arms/hands/head around for extra emphasis.

“What’s One Thing You Secretly Judge People For?” (30 Answers)

There is a commercial for an auto protection plan where one person says "and we never seen the bill" and it's like fingernails on a blackboard every time.

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Anthorn • submitted 3 new posts 2 months ago

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Hey Pandas, If You Died And Became A Ghost What Would You Do?

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Hey Pandas, What Do You Believe The Afterlife Is Like? (Closed)

Anthorn • submitted a new post 3 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Thing A Relative Said To You?

Anthorn • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, If You Died And Became A Ghost What Would You Do?

Anthorn • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Who's Your Favorite Character From A Comic Or Manga? (Closed)

Anthorn • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Thing A Relative Said To You?

Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Thing Someone Has Said About Mental Health? (Closed)

Anthorn • commented on a post 18 hours ago

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Yours are pretty mild...most of mine suck. Once I was chilling and my brain just yelled "hey! Let's go eat the nextdoor neighbor!"

Anthorn • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

"Tragic Story": After 9YO Brutally Attacked 23 Animals, Psychopathy Expert Debunks Myths

Jesus what the fck, you'd be killing innocent human beings. You'd be no better than a serial killer.

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

my name's Thor now :)

“Like Something In A Movie”: 36 Hospital Workers Share Their Wildest Stories

I was a student nurse for some time before I decided medicine wasn't my thing. Once there were a ton of patients (maybe all together) with prion diseases, most of them Mad Cow. Definitely terrifying, seeing what that disease does to people.

Anthorn • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

30 Of The Funniest And Most Bizarre Things Posted By Official Social Media Accounts (New Pics)

as a scissor, I choked on my coffee.

50 ‘Blessed Images’ That May Turn Your Day Around For The Better (New Pics)

upvote for barn owl!

50 Times People Saw Something ‘Mildly Interesting’ And Knew The Best Group To Share It In (New Pics)

as someone who loves going to these, this is super cool and should happen more.

24 Conspiracy Theories People Online Think Are Spine-Chilling

it's a dumb joke (really funny though)

24 Conspiracy Theories People Online Think Are Spine-Chilling

this one made me giggle.

Anthorn • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

“Teen Boys With Alpaca Hair”: 30 Fashion Trends That People Have Had Enough Of

I own ten of these. It is a lot of work but I like having them, they're good for opening things. For wiping you just...don't put your fingers up your butt.

A New Study Shows That Dogs Living Near Chornobyl Are Genetically Different To Others In The World

This was really cool!

A New Study Shows That Dogs Living Near Chornobyl Are Genetically Different To Others In The World

"Chornobyl" is technically correct as well now. But I get your point.

35 Scientifically Proven Memes For Those With An Intellectual Sense Of Humor

this is my favorite so far :D

Anthorn • commented on 7 posts 6 days ago

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

what the flip is this. This person is a disgrace. This person is an insult to the actually decent psychopaths out there.

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

I was maybe 9 or 10 at the time. I was exiting a movie theater with one of my parents and there was this kind of howling noise. I thought it was the wind or something and said VERY LOUDLY "Is that groaning noise the building? Is it gonna come down on us?" A disabled guy right in front of us was making the noises. I still feel so rotten about that to this day.

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

i'm guessing they were making strange noises.

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

yeah. How would OP have known?

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

this, for most of these.d

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

there's a difference between ignorance and not knowing something. Strollers can look a hell of a lot like wheelchairs.

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

it's good that she was able to laugh it off, and even better that she lived!

Anthorn • upvoted 20 items 18 hours ago

Entertainment, Movies & tv

Someone Asked What Scene Ruined A Movie/TV Show And 33 Peeps Delivered

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Not true. Sweden, Denmark and Norway have a lot of Socialst - leaning policies and initiatives. Politicians in America have always used Communism ( and Socialism, to a certain extent) as bogeymen - to scare the hell out of the American public!

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Yours are pretty mild...most of mine suck. Once I was chilling and my brain just yelled "hey! Let's go eat the nextdoor neighbor!"

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

It's like intrusive thoughts - you know you'd never do the things you imagine, but they still pop into your head from time to time.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

I think you can find that on pornhub.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

But many mosquitos are invasive. Spiders are more important.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

For some it's better than dying on the streets my father knew a homeless man that got hit by a car dragged himself into a gas station and tried to rob it just to get arrested so he could get treated and have a place to recover. I heard other similar stories it's a sad world we live in

Qemyst reply

I'd like to witness an extinction level event, whether it be a super-volcano eruption, an enormous asteroid collision, etc. Whatever it is, I want it to happen and I want to witness it.

This would be 'bad' for obvious reasons.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

More likely they would communicate by radio first. Just knowing we aren't alone in the universe would be a major paradigm shift. At the very least it would be a kick in the balls to ALL the religions of the world.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

“If I wanted to disappoint two people I could just call my parents “

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

The ruling rich are what I call selective anarchists. They want no laws covering their predations but plenty of laws to restrain their victims.

MiMichellle reply

Anarchists often say they want prisons abolished, police abolished, and borders abolished.

Trust me, guys. That would NOT be fun.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Amen. Awful things. I wish they’d never been developed.

SewerRatPumpkinPie reply

"Just nuke 'em".

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

My God. Who the hell wants THAT?

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

I'd settle for no more live action Disney remakes.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

I'd like to be famous enough to make a lot of money. But not enough where everyone knows my face, a top author (not Stephen king).

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Yeah, and people crashing through you fence is bad, now imagen them crashing through your roof.

entity2 reply

Flying cars. So many people can't handle the X and Y axis, god help us all if these idiots were dealing with the Z axis as well.

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