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I used to work part-time at a ski resort. One of the co-workers, Jack, used to spread a rumor of the headless skier. It was a hit spot for tourists, so there was always new people coming in and out, and he would always drop a subtle comment about him. Most people would have a laugh at it, sometimes it would freak the kids out, but most people just took it as a joke. This went on for a while, but Jack wanted to up his game. He was a decent skier himself, so he started wearing an oversized turtleneck sweater to cover up his head, and would ski around outside the resort at night (quick warning, don't try this, he crashed more than once), anyway, it was a hoot. One night he was doing his usual routine, skiing around as the headless skier, but he hit a slope a bit too hard and lost control. There was nothing we could do, he was going too fast. At the bottom of the slope was a small building which was currently in renovation, so there was a heap of construction equipment laying around. Jack came to a stop as the pipe collided with his head, decapitating him instantly. (Kidding), He came slowly and safely to a stop, but now we have the origin of how the headless skier lost his head

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My uncle works at a very upscale restaurant on a very well-to-do and desirable vacation island in the Atlantic Ocean. One of their regular customers is a billionaire oil guy. My uncle has told me that this guy always arrives on a yacht that tows a smaller yacht, and the smaller yacht is still big enough to have a helicopter. He also demands to have his dogs seated at the table with him, where he feeds them foie gras and expensive water. One time, the resort owner got a call from health inspectors saying they'd received a complaint that dogs were seen eating in the restaurant. All the owner did was say the billionaire's name and the health inspector just responded, 'Oh okay, bye.'

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Nothing too outlandish, but when I was in highschool I worked for a Super 8 in a small town in Wisconsin. People came from all over during hunting season and the S8 was pretty much the only place around. I entered a room and was assaulted by a terrible rooting meat smell. I checked all the trash, nothing. As I started taking down the bed, I made the mistake of flapping the knot of blankets and sheets to try to separate them. A turkey carcass flew up out of the mangled bedding and smashed into my face. As putrid, stinking, slimy, turkey juices dripped down my face I threw up all over the bed and ran into the shower and turned it on to rinse. I quit that day.

kenji213 reply

I worked in a hotel briefly and while i didn't see it (thankfully) i heard about this the next day: Owner was a d**k. Hotel was in an amazing location, and built to great standards, but he let the entire building languish for decades. It's like if someone took a hundred year old, 4 star hotel and turned it into a highway rest stop. This f*****g guy was all about the money. Cheap as s**t. single ply TP, discount pool chemicals, cheap as s**t soap, all sorts of hidden fees and overpriced room service. one day, a teenage girl is working the counter. it's her first week, and she's just ecstatic to be at the desk. dude comes in and rents the penthouse suite for the night. He's alone, but he seems nice and his card clears, so whatever. Later into the evening she's getting ready to leave when *SMACK* The dude jumped from the penthouse balcony and landed ten yards from her desk in the parking lot. Obviously, she's beside herself, having just witnessed a man leap to his death and hit the ground like a sack of tomatoes. As the housekeepers try to console her, The owner walks in a huff. He looks at the shellshocked teenager and the corpse in the parking lot and his first words are: **Well, Did he pay upfront?**

thescariestbear reply

I was on a cruise to the Bahamas when I came across an unlocked piano. Sat down and made +$100 in tips before being chased away by an angry pianist.

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Since there aren't many replies, I have a few I guess. I'm front desk in a hotel. My favorite was when I wasn't working (I actually just got off my shift) when a large wedding party came back late at night absolutely trashed and eventually they all went to their rooms. A while later, the current desk person gets a call to the 4th floor immediately. Turns out, one woman's boyfriend locked her drunk a*s out of the room...completely naked. Not one to complain, she decided to sleep it off on the couches we put in the elevator areas on each floor. Still naked. My coworker went and put a blanket on her and she woke up and said she was going to sue. She peed on the couch and threw up on it, but eventually got back into her room. The next morning she was so embarrassed she ran past the front desk to leave.

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