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CertifiedCatServant (he/him)

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I love my cat to whom I am forever indebted to because she’s a cat and that’s the absolute minimum I can offer.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

50 Women Finally Work Up The Courage To Ask Men The Questions They Were Embarrassed To Ask

Im dying laughing from your comment!!

50 Women Finally Work Up The Courage To Ask Men The Questions They Were Embarrassed To Ask

Any of those work (though nails might be less relevant) but personally, I love getting compliments on shirt, pants, outfit in general, hair, etc.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 3 days ago

50 Women Finally Work Up The Courage To Ask Men The Questions They Were Embarrassed To Ask

How were these tests performed? Women getting paid to get hit in the clit and hooked up to some eeg machines while it happens? Interesting lol

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 6 posts 4 days ago

This Online Community Celebrates The Land Of ‘Nope’, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

Yikes. WEAR SUNSCREEN EVERYONE!! Where I live, a few days ago the UV index got up to 10 which means sun burns within about 15 minutes of sun exposure 😬

“I’m Straight”: Husband’s Religious Awakening Leads To Sudden Revelation, Marriage Falls Apart

Exactly. When you actually look at the things the Bible teaches (love your neighbor, treat others as you want to be treated, etc.) it can be a good thing. But when people read it through a political lens, that’s when it becomes twisted and hateful. Last I checked, NOWHERE does it say “love only your straight, cis, non-immigrant neighbors”

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

Omg that would be insane cross BP article lore

“I’m Straight”: Husband’s Religious Awakening Leads To Sudden Revelation, Marriage Falls Apart

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

Omg that would be insane cross BP article lore

“I’m Straight”: Husband’s Religious Awakening Leads To Sudden Revelation, Marriage Falls Apart

Religion is a good thing as long as it’s not used to justify hate op is a good example.

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

I hope this isn't the Anthony wo turned straight for the church

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

Honestly, no. Put a few dogs, take away the guy and I'm good. No hate for anyone who wants what is shown. We all want different things and that's okay.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 1 week ago

“My Family Thinks I Make My Money Crocheting”: 30 Secrets People Won’t Ever Tell Their Families

Ham, pineapple, and pepperoni 😋

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

50 Funny Memes That Have Women Feeling Called Out

I wish, have you forgotten that us teenagers have hw given by every teacher? We have no rest. We recharge for two days, then spend the school week burning out and crashing out.

50 Facepalm Moments To Make You Question The World More Than You Already Do (New Pics)

Oh, great. Make way for the only one who could make organized religion even worse

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Facepalm Moments To Make You Question The World More Than You Already Do (New Pics)

Oh, great. Make way for the only one who could make organized religion even worse

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

50 Posts That Are So Hilarious You Might Want To Share Them With Your Friends

lmfao the flamboyance

30 Of The Most Hilarious Posts From Parents That Made People Laugh This February

Girl Scout Thin Mints, but to be fair, the sleeves are smaller than they used to be

50 Posts That Are So Hilarious You Might Want To Share Them With Your Friends

lmfao the flamboyance

30 Of The Most Hilarious Posts From Parents That Made People Laugh This February

Girl Scout Thin Mints, but to be fair, the sleeves are smaller than they used to be

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

I understand that it’s a survey and I’m not trying bust out my torch and pitchfork, I’m just expressing my own opinion about the survey. I get that this isn’t some new announcement from an airline, just speculation :). Also who the heck downvoted my comment about how people shouldn’t be name calling?

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

I spent thirty minutes laughing at this, my sense of humor is broken.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

It’s also awful to see so many people calling overweight people “fats” or “fatties”. It’s so dehumanizing. I know all too well what it’s like to know that everyone around you is defining you by your weight and it sucks. In this case it’s relevant, but it doesn’t warrant this heartless name calling.

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

The thing that gets me is that many people can be at a perfectly healthy weight but never be under 160lbs. How is that realistic? It seems unfair to people that are naturally taller or have different body types even at healthy weights. I’ve lost a ton of weight recently, and even still my doctor has specifically told me not to go below 180lbs because that would no longer be healthy for me. Would I have to pay the extra fee just because I’m 6 feet tall with broad shoulders? What about everyone else that is >160lbs but at a healthy weight for their body type?

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

“Flags Everywhere”: Foreigners Share The Most Bizarre Things They Noticed While Visiting The U.S.

I hate this. And how it varies so much by state or even county sometimes.

50 Of The Funniest Tweets You Might Have Missed This Month

This actually made me laugh (sadly)

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 13 items 1 month ago

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

50 Posts That Have No Reason To Be This Funny (New Pics)

The duality of man. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Screenshot-2025-02-20-85126-AM-67b73368e0674.png

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

50 Posts That Have No Reason To Be This Funny (New Pics)

The duality of man. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Screenshot-2025-02-20-85126-AM-67b73368e0674.png

“Flags Everywhere”: Foreigners Share The Most Bizarre Things They Noticed While Visiting The U.S.

Amen. Try taking a road trip through several states, numerous counties...

“Flags Everywhere”: Foreigners Share The Most Bizarre Things They Noticed While Visiting The U.S.

It must be so frustrating for someone shopping on a strict budget

Reddit post

tax not being included in the advertised price.

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Allowing convicted felons who know nothing about politics, to be president not just once, but twice.

30 Wild Facts People Learned About The Female Body And Needed To Share

Dang, I got a bigger d**k than one of my exes XD

50 Times People Were So Stunned By What They Were Seeing, They Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

I'll get my coat ...

50 Times People Were So Stunned By What They Were Seeing, They Had To Take A Photo (New Pics)

But - then it would be easy as pi to open ...

50 Of The Funniest Tweets You Might Have Missed This Month

Etsy. Every time.

50 Of The Funniest Tweets You Might Have Missed This Month

Micro?

Funny-Tweets-January-2025

50 Hilariously Clever Memes That Explain History In A Way Textbooks Don’t (New Pics)

Gum Gum, Dumb Dumb

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

What’s Something You’re Super Excited About And Just Have To Tell People About?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Funny Picture Of Your Pet (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share Some Good News!

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

What’s Something You’re Super Excited About And Just Have To Tell People About?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

50 Women Finally Work Up The Courage To Ask Men The Questions They Were Embarrassed To Ask

Im dying laughing from your comment!!

50 Women Finally Work Up The Courage To Ask Men The Questions They Were Embarrassed To Ask

Any of those work (though nails might be less relevant) but personally, I love getting compliments on shirt, pants, outfit in general, hair, etc.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 6 posts 4 days ago

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

Kinda missing the point…

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

Omg that would be insane cross BP article lore

This Online Community Celebrates The Land Of ‘Nope’, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

Yikes. WEAR SUNSCREEN EVERYONE!! Where I live, a few days ago the UV index got up to 10 which means sun burns within about 15 minutes of sun exposure 😬

“I’m Straight”: Husband’s Religious Awakening Leads To Sudden Revelation, Marriage Falls Apart

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Facepalm Moments To Make You Question The World More Than You Already Do (New Pics)

Oh, great. Make way for the only one who could make organized religion even worse

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

“Flags Everywhere”: Foreigners Share The Most Bizarre Things They Noticed While Visiting The U.S.

I hate this. And how it varies so much by state or even county sometimes.

50 Of The Funniest Tweets You Might Have Missed This Month

This actually made me laugh (sadly)

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

50 Times People Found Such Strange Things On Google Earth, They Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Just checked, it’s still there!

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

cynicism towards his death because we are exposed to that risk five days per week. That desensitization to such a terrifying reality, and the fact that he was associated with an awful healthcare system has meant that people don’t care as much as the situation warrants. We should be more concerned with the fact that someone planned a complete assassination and even had a gun to carry it out but having guns in America is so commonplace that nobody was tipped off by such concerning behavior. (2/2)

43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)

I completely agree, violence is never ok no matter who is on the receiving end, and I am honestly kind of appalled at the public’s reaction to the assassination of the United Healthcare CEO. On one hand, insurance companies screw people daily and the American healthcare/insurance “system” is not actually designed to help consumers, but on the other hand, Brian Thompson was a real human being with a family and I can’t imagine the grief his family is going through because someone took their anger out on him. We need to separate the two in our minds, Thompson might have been the CEO of the company, but he’s not personally to blame for sucky American insurance. But on the other other hand, we have two generations of children in America moving through an education system in which they could be shot any day without notice, go through regular active shooter drills, and suffer through lockdown after lockdown due to real risks (I know cause I’m one of them) so I can understand the (1/2)

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

People Share The Cutest And Most Wholesome Things Their MIL Has Done (50 New Posts)

Currently, some pancake batter is sitting on our kitchen counter in our big yellow bowl

50 Tweets From This Month That Are Downright Hilarious

Which is also referencing the song Femininomenon by Chappell Roan for anyone that doesn’t recognize the song

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 4 months ago

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

People will quite literally cut each other off and swerve across 3+ lanes of traffic to clear the roadway

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 3 days ago

50 Women Finally Work Up The Courage To Ask Men The Questions They Were Embarrassed To Ask

How were these tests performed? Women getting paid to get hit in the clit and hooked up to some eeg machines while it happens? Interesting lol

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

Honestly, no. Put a few dogs, take away the guy and I'm good. No hate for anyone who wants what is shown. We all want different things and that's okay.

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

Omg that would be insane cross BP article lore

50 Awesome Times Strangers Had Each Other’s Backs (New Pics)

I hope this isn't the Anthony wo turned straight for the church

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

“I’m Straight”: Husband’s Religious Awakening Leads To Sudden Revelation, Marriage Falls Apart

Religion is a good thing as long as it’s not used to justify hate op is a good example.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 1 week ago

“My Family Thinks I Make My Money Crocheting”: 30 Secrets People Won’t Ever Tell Their Families

Ham, pineapple, and pepperoni 😋

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

50 Funny Memes That Have Women Feeling Called Out

I wish, have you forgotten that us teenagers have hw given by every teacher? We have no rest. We recharge for two days, then spend the school week burning out and crashing out.

50 Facepalm Moments To Make You Question The World More Than You Already Do (New Pics)

Oh, great. Make way for the only one who could make organized religion even worse

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

50 Posts That Have No Reason To Be This Funny (New Pics)

The duality of man. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Screenshot-2025-02-20-85126-AM-67b73368e0674.png

50 Posts That Are So Hilarious You Might Want To Share Them With Your Friends

lmfao the flamboyance

30 Of The Most Hilarious Posts From Parents That Made People Laugh This February

Girl Scout Thin Mints, but to be fair, the sleeves are smaller than they used to be

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

I spent thirty minutes laughing at this, my sense of humor is broken.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

"Not An Airline Problem": Airlines' Consideration Of Weight-Based Fees Sparks Controversy

“Flags Everywhere”: Foreigners Share The Most Bizarre Things They Noticed While Visiting The U.S.

Amen. Try taking a road trip through several states, numerous counties...

“Flags Everywhere”: Foreigners Share The Most Bizarre Things They Noticed While Visiting The U.S.

It must be so frustrating for someone shopping on a strict budget

Reddit post

tax not being included in the advertised price.

Reddit post

Allowing convicted felons who know nothing about politics, to be president not just once, but twice.

30 Wild Facts People Learned About The Female Body And Needed To Share

Dang, I got a bigger d**k than one of my exes XD

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