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CertifiedCatServant (he/him)

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I love my cat to whom I am forever indebted to because she’s a cat and that’s the absolute minimum I can offer.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 1 day ago

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Woah

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Woah

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Funny And Relatable Memes To Sum Up Life As An Introvert

I wait to avoid my lil sis...I love her soooo much but sometimes...lets just say she has the energy level of an angry bee.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 5 days ago

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay”

I have 2 cats. That makes me double gay.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

If You Desperately Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick

Same 😭

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

YES (I kid you not the page reloaded itself AS I was trying to reply to your comment) my phone has recently gotten very hot when on BP, and I have also noticed that pages are glitchy and that the web pages reload themselves frequently without input from me.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 11 items 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Found The Funniest And Weirdest Things While Shopping Secondhand

And where did the contents go?

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

The country became safer when guns were taken away? Who'd have guessed that? I wonder if there could be a modern day application of this? For a country known for excessive gun deaths?

50 People Shared What Puts Them In The Top 1% Of The Population

Did you hear about the man with 360 degrees? His education went full circle.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

35 Times People Learned A Dark Truth They Wish They Hadn’t

Maybe they're using the microwave at work?

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

"Men, you can't get pregnant, so sit down when medical care for women is discussed." Yes, actually, this tracks; let's institute this rule.

35 Times People Learned A Dark Truth They Wish They Hadn’t

Maybe they're using the microwave at work?

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

"Men, you can't get pregnant, so sit down when medical care for women is discussed." Yes, actually, this tracks; let's institute this rule.

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

We don’t need to wait for global warming. After Wednesday hurricane about 3/4 of the state will be wiped off the map. 💨 ☔️⛈️

27 Juicy Stories Of People’s Secrets That They Hid From Their Families

Hey, I'm the Mother of a Bi Son -- you ever need a hug, I'm here. Love <3

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

That’s the thing. We have to return because we only brought limited supplies with us when we evacuated so we need to return to get more food for us AND our pets, as well as clothes and other things like that. The scary pare is that we don’t know if we can even get gas for our cars on the way back

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

I also live in Sarasota and our house *nearly* flooded during Debby!! Now we’re evacuated and waiting for Milton to do its thing before we return to assess the damage.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

27 Juicy Stories Of People’s Secrets That They Hid From Their Families

Agreed. My mother was an alcoholic and d**g addict my entire life. I cut her out of my life for eight years, in which she got herself clean and came back into my life four years ago. She fried her brain from the d**g abuse and doesn't remember much of my actual childhood -- she tends to fabricate memories based on what she has seen in movies. But she is a wonderfully witty and loving person now and my two children absolutely adore her. I will never correct her version of the past. It would serve no purpose other than to hurt her. I am proud now to call her my momma.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

50 Funny Memes That Classical Art Lovers Might Especially Enjoy

I hope you tip your barista well.

Engineers Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Their Profession

And he has a kitty! <3

50 Funny Memes That Classical Art Lovers Might Especially Enjoy

I hope you tip your barista well.

Engineers Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Their Profession

And he has a kitty! <3

30 Maps That Show Much More Than Just A Location Of A Country

I love these kinds of maps. I'm a very visual person, maps and graphs are my love language!

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Times Designers Nailed It And Got Praised Online (New Pics)

Next they will have Sat nav. "Turn left at the toilet roll, you have reached your destination."

45 Ridiculously Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You’re Having One Of Those Days

No problem 😁

50 Heartwarming Stories To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Now here’s a young man who won’t be living on fast food when he’s on his own. If he also cleaned up all the mess from cooking, he is a rare and wondrous gem who will not be on the marriage market for very long at all.

50 Heartwarming Stories To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

I know what you mean but really we need countries like Dale...

50 Heartwarming Stories To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

supper impressive.

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

I'm a boomer and I love my wife with all my heart.

45 Ridiculously Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You’re Having One Of Those Days

✨💯👍💯✨

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

30 Interesting Facts About The World Represented In Unconventional Maps

That’s crazy I live in one of the shaded counties

45 Ridiculously Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You’re Having One Of Those Days

No problem 😁

30 Interesting Facts About The World Represented In Unconventional Maps

That’s crazy I live in one of the shaded counties

45 Ridiculously Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You’re Having One Of Those Days

No problem 😁

50 Heartwarming Stories To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

This.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 “Massive” Scams That “Everyone Buys Into”, According To These Internet Users

Exactly. I got one at Aldi for $10 and it’s just as good.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

45 Ridiculously Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You’re Having One Of Those Days

That was perfect! Thank you!

50 “Massive” Scams That “Everyone Buys Into”, According To These Internet Users

I have a different brand, similar style, and I like it. Having a huge cup of cold water with me helps me stay hydrated.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

What’s Something You’re Super Excited About And Just Have To Tell People About?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Funny Picture Of Your Pet (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share Some Good News!

What’s Something You’re Super Excited About And Just Have To Tell People About?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 1 day ago

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Woah

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

If You Desperately Need A Laugh Today, These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick

Same 😭

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

I also live in Sarasota and our house *nearly* flooded during Debby!! Now we’re evacuated and waiting for Milton to do its thing before we return to assess the damage.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

30 Interesting Facts About The World Represented In Unconventional Maps

That’s crazy I live in one of the shaded counties

45 Ridiculously Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You’re Having One Of Those Days

No problem 😁

50 Heartwarming Stories To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

This.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 12 posts 2 months ago

50 “Massive” Scams That “Everyone Buys Into”, According To These Internet Users

Exactly. I got one at Aldi for $10 and it’s just as good.

45 Ridiculously Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You’re Having One Of Those Days

Spotify, a music streaming platform, keeps track of your music listening habits such as your top artists, top tracks, how many minutes of music you listened to, and much more. At the end of the year, it releases all of this data in a slideshow to your account for you to watch. It’s called ‘Spotify wrapped’. If someone is complaining that their Spotify wrapped slideshow is bad, it’s their own fault because it’s their own listening data. Hope this made sense 😅

“She Wasn’t Fat After All”: 50 Wholesome Pics Of Animal Parents And Their Babies (New Pics)

‘Wait! This isn’t milk!’

“A Cow On A Roof”: 50 Wild Pics Of Mother Nature Doing Things On Its Own Terms (New Pics)

Been there done that!

“I Legit Bawled": 30 Gifts That Made Men Feel Truly Understood And Loved By Their Partners

Exactly - I went to a concert with two openers that I didn’t know and it was still really fun to listen to them

35 Things Americans Didn’t Know The Rest Of The World Envies Them For

That is one of the kindest things I’ve ever read ❤️

50 Compliments Men Got That Stuck With Them

a person that I’m no longer friends with described a picture of me as ‘drop-dead gorgeous’ and I’ll never forget it even though we’re no longer friends.

If You Think You’ve Had A Terrible Day At Work, These 50 Pics Might Change Your Mind (New Pics)

Thank you!! The hurricane where I live has provided more than enough standing water to mosquitos so I anticipate trying this out very soon

“Pulling Down His Socks": 30 Most Terrifying Things Nurses Have Witnessed On The Job

This is so well said and I completely agree

If You Think You’ve Had A Terrible Day At Work, These 50 Pics Might Change Your Mind (New Pics)

How do you prepare/apply this to a bite? Just rub the juice on?

People Who Enjoy Being Outdoors Shared These 50 Relatable Memes On This Facebook Group

Thanks!! The wind isn’t so bad since it’s only a Cat 1 but that doesn’t account for rainfall and Debby is SLOW

People Who Enjoy Being Outdoors Shared These 50 Relatable Memes On This Facebook Group

Same - our whole street is flooded at this point and the water is creeping towards our garage

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter They Deserved An Award (October Edition)

Woah

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

50 Funny And Relatable Memes To Sum Up Life As An Introvert

I wait to avoid my lil sis...I love her soooo much but sometimes...lets just say she has the energy level of an angry bee.

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay”

I have 2 cats. That makes me double gay.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 11 items 2 weeks ago

50 People Shared What Puts Them In The Top 1% Of The Population

Did you hear about the man with 360 degrees? His education went full circle.

50 Times People Found The Funniest And Weirdest Things While Shopping Secondhand

And where did the contents go?

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

Is it just me or has anybody else the problem of BP being “jumpy” and “crashy” and generally being a PITA on a mobile?

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

Yeah, no s**t. When you're spending your days dodging mammoths, wrestling cave bears, and trying not to fall off cliffs while chasing dinner, 40 starts looking like a pretty decent fůcking run

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

The country became safer when guns were taken away? Who'd have guessed that? I wonder if there could be a modern day application of this? For a country known for excessive gun deaths?

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

They also wouldn't sell phones. Customers had to rent them.

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

You OK? You haven't been as prolific of late. Just worrying.

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

Me too! 😁

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

Not even once no

50 Lesser-Known Facts That The “Today I Learned” Community Recently Shared

Does it work though

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 5 items 3 weeks ago

35 Times People Learned A Dark Truth They Wish They Hadn’t

Maybe they're using the microwave at work?

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

"Men, you can't get pregnant, so sit down when medical care for women is discussed." Yes, actually, this tracks; let's institute this rule.

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

We don’t need to wait for global warming. After Wednesday hurricane about 3/4 of the state will be wiped off the map. 💨 ☔️⛈️

27 Juicy Stories Of People’s Secrets That They Hid From Their Families

Hey, I'm the Mother of a Bi Son -- you ever need a hug, I'm here. Love <3

27 Juicy Stories Of People’s Secrets That They Hid From Their Families

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 1 month ago

50 Funny Memes That Classical Art Lovers Might Especially Enjoy

I hope you tip your barista well.

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