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I love my cat to whom I am forever indebted to because she’s a cat and that’s the absolute minimum I can offer.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

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Does that mean I can call ice cream a vegetable?

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cynicism towards his death because we are exposed to that risk five days per week. That desensitization to such a terrifying reality, and the fact that he was associated with an awful healthcare system has meant that people don’t care as much as the situation warrants. We should be more concerned with the fact that someone planned a complete assassination and even had a gun to carry it out but having guns in America is so commonplace that nobody was tipped off by such concerning behavior. (2/2)

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Does that mean I can call ice cream a vegetable?

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I completely agree, violence is never ok no matter who is on the receiving end, and I am honestly kind of appalled at the public’s reaction to the assassination of the United Healthcare CEO. On one hand, insurance companies screw people daily and the American healthcare/insurance “system” is not actually designed to help consumers, but on the other hand, Brian Thompson was a real human being with a family and I can’t imagine the grief his family is going through because someone took their anger out on him. We need to separate the two in our minds, Thompson might have been the CEO of the company, but he’s not personally to blame for sucky American insurance. But on the other other hand, we have two generations of children in America moving through an education system in which they could be shot any day without notice, go through regular active shooter drills, and suffer through lockdown after lockdown due to real risks (I know cause I’m one of them) so I can understand the (1/2)

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I am from the midwest. I have been through Indiana a few times and was there for work for about eight days. There and Oklahoma are two places I can say I never need/want to go back to for any reason. Gary, Indiana is as bad as its reputation.

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Me after whispering something under my breath after fighting eith mom

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1000% agree. I share your disgust at framing it in such a manner.

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1. "Taken advantage of" doesn't imply consent. Just the opposite. 2. In the "author"'s defense, maybe BP has guidelines about what word can be used — and THAT would be mildly disgusting if they forbade the use of the word "rape". I don't care how many of your advertisers get weepy about uncomfortable words being used. If you're not going to say "rape" or "sexual battery", then stick to posting pics of cute puppies. Calling rape "taken advantage of" is a slap in the face to the victim. 3. Whoever downvoted you can go F themselves.

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“Taken advantage of”?!!!! He RAPED a comatose woman in a vegetative state- words are important and it’s disgusting you’d think for even a second that it’s okay to say she was taken advantage of (I.e somehow participated in it/consented)! Mate, don’t give up your day job because you’re no journalist!

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Or West Virginia.

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Could be a young girl in eastern Kentucky 2024.

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People will quite literally cut each other off and swerve across 3+ lanes of traffic to clear the roadway

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Um, what did you think it was?

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I was convinced I knew what an uvula was but started to get quite concerned the more of this post I read. Turns out I was way out!

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How many people are wiggling their toes?

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Tonsil stones are gross and taste disgusting

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The worst atrocity in human history wasn’t a single act but the slow unraveling of our own compassion. Every time we turned a blind eye to suffering—from the known genocides to the uncountable injustices we witness daily—we allowed humanity’s darkest impulses to fester. It’s not just the big moments that haunt us; it’s the every day decisions we make to overlook the pain of others that is the true horror of our existence. Let’s not just remember history; let’s vow to change the narrative tomorrow.

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I woke up this morning with a sense of dread and turns out I was right. I truly don’t understand how half of America STILL want him to be in charge of our entire country when he has clearly demonstrated he is not only incapable of doing that but also purely incompetent in every way

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YES (I kid you not the page reloaded itself AS I was trying to reply to your comment) my phone has recently gotten very hot when on BP, and I have also noticed that pages are glitchy and that the web pages reload themselves frequently without input from me.

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That’s the thing. We have to return because we only brought limited supplies with us when we evacuated so we need to return to get more food for us AND our pets, as well as clothes and other things like that. The scary pare is that we don’t know if we can even get gas for our cars on the way back

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