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CertifiedCatServant (he/him)

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I love my cat to whom I am forever indebted to because she’s a cat and that’s the absolute minimum I can offer.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

I am from the midwest. I have been through Indiana a few times and was there for work for about eight days. There and Oklahoma are two places I can say I never need/want to go back to for any reason. Gary, Indiana is as bad as its reputation.

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Me after whispering something under my breath after fighting eith mom

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 3 days ago

People Share The Cutest And Most Wholesome Things Their MIL Has Done (50 New Posts)

Currently, some pancake batter is sitting on our kitchen counter in our big yellow bowl

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 ‘Blessed Images’ That May Turn Your Day Around For The Better (New Pics)

chicken coup?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

IM WHEEZING

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

I am from a metric usage country, but I live in the USA. We use K to mean 1000 here all the time. You can say this house cost's $500K an everyone will know that means $500.000. You can say I make $250K and everyone knows that means a quarter million dollars. And you can say I ran a 10K race and everyone knows that means 10 kilometers. American's, despite recent evidence electorally, are not as stupid as you think.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

"Nope, mine is longer" would be a bad a*s answer

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

No, it's H2 Faux.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

People Wondered If Women In Comas Still Get Their Periods, And An Expert Answered

1000% agree. I share your disgust at framing it in such a manner.

People Wondered If Women In Comas Still Get Their Periods, And An Expert Answered

1. "Taken advantage of" doesn't imply consent. Just the opposite. 2. In the "author"'s defense, maybe BP has guidelines about what word can be used — and THAT would be mildly disgusting if they forbade the use of the word "rape". I don't care how many of your advertisers get weepy about uncomfortable words being used. If you're not going to say "rape" or "sexual battery", then stick to posting pics of cute puppies. Calling rape "taken advantage of" is a slap in the face to the victim. 3. Whoever downvoted you can go F themselves.

People Wondered If Women In Comas Still Get Their Periods, And An Expert Answered

1000% agree. I share your disgust at framing it in such a manner.

People Wondered If Women In Comas Still Get Their Periods, And An Expert Answered

“Taken advantage of”?!!!! He RAPED a comatose woman in a vegetative state- words are important and it’s disgusting you’d think for even a second that it’s okay to say she was taken advantage of (I.e somehow participated in it/consented)! Mate, don’t give up your day job because you’re no journalist!

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Tweets From This Month That Are Downright Hilarious

Which is also referencing the song Femininomenon by Chappell Roan for anyone that doesn’t recognize the song

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 5 items 3 weeks ago

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

Um, what did you think it was?

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I was convinced I knew what an uvula was but started to get quite concerned the more of this post I read. Turns out I was way out!

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

People will quite literally cut each other off and swerve across 3+ lanes of traffic to clear the roadway

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

My (American) town is full of them and they’re a nightmare

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

People will quite literally cut each other off and swerve across 3+ lanes of traffic to clear the roadway

30 Everyday Pics From Around The World To Confuse Americans With

My (American) town is full of them and they’re a nightmare

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I’m still making my calf cramp

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 4 weeks ago

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

How many people are wiggling their toes?

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

Tonsil stones are gross and taste disgusting

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 4 weeks ago

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The worst atrocity in human history wasn’t a single act but the slow unraveling of our own compassion. Every time we turned a blind eye to suffering—from the known genocides to the uncountable injustices we witness daily—we allowed humanity’s darkest impulses to fester. It’s not just the big moments that haunt us; it’s the every day decisions we make to overlook the pain of others that is the true horror of our existence. Let’s not just remember history; let’s vow to change the narrative tomorrow.