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AsexualShrimp

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AsexualShrimp

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Hi, I am a asexual girl with she/her pronouns. My hobbies are photography, reading, and sleeping loll. I love talking to people and experiencing new things!

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AsexualShrimp • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Funny, Funny Memes

50 Of The Best Posts And Memes To Celebrate The Wild ‘90s, As Shared On This Facebook Page

AsexualShrimp • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Animals, Photography

Beneath The Ice: I Took Underwater Shots Of Lake Baikal's Seals (16 Pics)

AsexualShrimp • upvoted 22 items 2 years ago

“What’s Something Most People Think Is Healthy Today That Future People Will Shake Their Heads At?” (45 Answers)

I'd say 10 billion and we'd still see a drastic change

Non-Americans Share 30 Annoying Things Most American Tourists Do But Shouldn't When Visiting Their Countries

I didn't know it was an American habit. Really irritating also for an Italian.

“What’s Something Most People Think Is Healthy Today That Future People Will Shake Their Heads At?” (45 Answers)

I'd say 10 billion and we'd still see a drastic change

Non-Americans Share 30 Annoying Things Most American Tourists Do But Shouldn't When Visiting Their Countries

I didn't know it was an American habit. Really irritating also for an Italian.

Guy Spends Hours Driving To Replace His Wife’s Favorite Chocolates After Being Caught Eating Them

You seem to underestimate the power of hormones, K Ann. They can strike in unexpected places at unexpected times, and can know no reason (definition 2). You're fortunate, not everyone is 100% rational all the time.

Entitled Man Proposes At His Brother's Wedding, The Groom Takes Brutal Revenge That Ends Up Ruining His Proposal And Relationship

Stupid games and stupid prizes. Being a douchenozzle has consequences

Entitled Man Proposes At His Brother's Wedding, The Groom Takes Brutal Revenge That Ends Up Ruining His Proposal And Relationship

But the thing is does it matter if it's a fake story or not? Even if it IS its still entertaining. Besides just typing "FAKE STORY" is pointless. We already know it might be so why do it?

Entitled Man Proposes At His Brother's Wedding, The Groom Takes Brutal Revenge That Ends Up Ruining His Proposal And Relationship

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Entitled Man Proposes At His Brother's Wedding, The Groom Takes Brutal Revenge That Ends Up Ruining His Proposal And Relationship

ESH if real.

Entitled Man Proposes At His Brother's Wedding, The Groom Takes Brutal Revenge That Ends Up Ruining His Proposal And Relationship

FAKE STORY.

30 Celebrities Recreated As If They Were In Classical Paintings, By Kyès (New Pics)

Geez, it’s just art

30 Times A Reply Was Better Than The Main Post, As Shared On “Successful Ratios” Twitter Page

Is that statement evidence-based or imagination-based? If the former, please provide that evidence. If the latter, I guess your statement is just a figment of your own imagination, like all the people who love you.

50 Random Facts About The World You Probably Didn't Know, As Shared By This Wildly Popular Instagram Account

But this is an illustration of bones....

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

I think I might understand the reference… or I’m just stupid :D

This Twitter Page Shares Interesting Facts About The World, And Here Are 45 That Might Surprise You

Ah look a truly beautiful example of a wild Nope

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

While I do sympathise with the OP, and there is blatant favouritism going on, I feel like there might something missing here, and we're not getting the whole story. That, or there is some exaggeration here of a not-great situation.

Woman Who Was “Spat At” And “Burned” At School For Having Ginger Hair Grows Up To Be Crowned Miss England

Not funny Kris. And that ridiculous stereotype makes no sense.

Hey Pandas, What Part Of Your Life Will You Never Forget?

That your parents are just people too, they don’t always know everything and you can’t always make them the reason for you’re mistakes. It’s good to know them as people if you can

Hey Pandas, What Part Of Your Life Will You Never Forget?

Not necessarily a set event or time period, but being in band. The music we played was so beautiful and got the audience smiling when we performed. It helped me find my passion and especially my people. I have made so many good friends through jazz band, marching band, concert band, etc. I just moved states and schools and I already have people I can turn to if I need something. Guess what I met them through? You guessed it, band. It’s not for everyone, but in my experience, band kids are the best, and the directors I’ve had are some of the most honest, genuine teachers ever.