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Schmebulock • commented on 5 posts 5 hours ago

Woman Gets Hated On By In-Laws For Decades, They’re Shocked When She Doesn’t Let Them Move In

They should buy a new place, sell the old one and not tell the parents. Then invite them to move in and laugh when they show up to the old address.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Skunked beer is a thing, and going back and forth from cold to hot to cold always seemed to change the taste.

Woman Gets Hated On By In-Laws For Decades, They’re Shocked When She Doesn’t Let Them Move In

They should buy a new place, sell the old one and not tell the parents. Then invite them to move in and laugh when they show up to the old address.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Skunked beer is a thing, and going back and forth from cold to hot to cold always seemed to change the taste.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

I must have missed that one because I don't remember anyone ever saying this or even thinking it.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Body hair on men is not very trendy as well.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Never heard of plants craving electrolytes? People do need some.

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Schmebulock • upvoted 5 items 5 hours ago

Woman Gets Hated On By In-Laws For Decades, They’re Shocked When She Doesn’t Let Them Move In

They should buy a new place, sell the old one and not tell the parents. Then invite them to move in and laugh when they show up to the old address.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Skunked beer is a thing, and going back and forth from cold to hot to cold always seemed to change the taste.

Woman Gets Hated On By In-Laws For Decades, They’re Shocked When She Doesn’t Let Them Move In

They should buy a new place, sell the old one and not tell the parents. Then invite them to move in and laugh when they show up to the old address.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Skunked beer is a thing, and going back and forth from cold to hot to cold always seemed to change the taste.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

I must have missed that one because I don't remember anyone ever saying this or even thinking it.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Body hair on men is not very trendy as well.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Never heard of plants craving electrolytes? People do need some.

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Schmebulock • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

Man Files Complaint Against Neighbor’s “Illegal Shed,” Ends Up Losing $40K And His Swimming Pool

Not sure if this is a real story. What was the neighbor trying to "scare them off" from?

Woman Is Too Comfortable Stealing Roommate’s Food, Gets A Surprise: “Carefully Swapped It All”

Request payment every time they steal something, and be super annoying about it. Knock on their door or call them and demand they pay immediately. Demand payment every time you see them until they pay. If they don't stop, collect dog sh!t from around the neighborhood and put it in their pillow case.

Schmebulock • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

Man Files Complaint Against Neighbor’s “Illegal Shed,” Ends Up Losing $40K And His Swimming Pool

Not sure if this is a real story. What was the neighbor trying to "scare them off" from?

Woman Is Too Comfortable Stealing Roommate’s Food, Gets A Surprise: “Carefully Swapped It All”

Schmebulock • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Bell pepper Mimosas just don't sound very good though.

Guy Ruins Relationship With Brother After A Prank On His GF Goes Wrong: “She Went For His Throat”

Something is seriously wrong with a 22-year-old bawling like a baby!

Schmebulock • commented on a post 2 days ago

Guy Ruins Relationship With Brother After A Prank On His GF Goes Wrong: “She Went For His Throat”

Something is seriously wrong with a 22-year-old bawling like a baby!

Schmebulock • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“She’s On Vacation At Everyone Else’s Expense”: Woman Wants MIL Gone, Husband Interferes

Tell the husband if he wants his mom to stay for a long period of time then he needs to pay for a bigger place to live. If he can't do that then STFU.

Schmebulock • commented on a post 4 days ago

“She’s On Vacation At Everyone Else’s Expense”: Woman Wants MIL Gone, Husband Interferes

Tell the husband if he wants his mom to stay for a long period of time then he needs to pay for a bigger place to live. If he can't do that then STFU.

Schmebulock • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

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Bottled water companies "By the time you feel thirsty, it is too late" OK then how many people have died from drinking to thirst? The myth is so pervasive that there will be people saying I am wrong.

30 Awesome Internet Hacks You Were Too Lazy To Google Yourself

Is there one that makes him into a clown?

Schmebulock • commented on a post 5 days ago

30 Awesome Internet Hacks You Were Too Lazy To Google Yourself

Is there one that makes him into a clown?

Schmebulock • commented on a post 6 days ago

Woman Loses It Over Nephew’s Unhinged Behavior, Tells Sister She's Gonna Sue

When anyone in the family says anything about what happened, ask them if it's ok if you throw bricks through their car windows. If they say no, then tell them to STFU, or that's what you will do.

Schmebulock • upvoted an item 6 days ago

Woman Loses It Over Nephew’s Unhinged Behavior, Tells Sister She's Gonna Sue

When anyone in the family says anything about what happened, ask them if it's ok if you throw bricks through their car windows. If they say no, then tell them to STFU, or that's what you will do.

Schmebulock • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

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50 Times Hilarious Coworkers Made Everyone’s Day Better (New Pics)

Can't help but feel a lot of these people need a life outside of work.

Schmebulock • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times Hilarious Coworkers Made Everyone’s Day Better (New Pics)

Can't help but feel a lot of these people need a life outside of work.

Schmebulock • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

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Woman Is Told She's Cruel For What She Said To Stranger: "I Hadn't Been With A Woman In 5 Years"

Dude is a creep and in desperate need of a dose of reality.

Pregnant Woman Uses Caring Wife As A Human Punching Bag, Screams At Her Daily, She Finally Snaps

When someone shows you who they are believe them. The pregnancy is just an excuse for showing her true colors.

30 Confusing And Bizarre Things People Spotted While Visiting Other Homes

Someone needed to call CPS.

Woman Devastated After Accidentally Getting A Nasty Text From A Friend She Wasn’t Supposed To Get

Unfriend - problem solved

“You Won't Be Leaving This Page Without Learning Something New!” 50 Of The Most Interesting Facts (New Pics)

and now the five people that live there are staunchly Republican. Funny how things change.

29 Weird Things That Make You Say “Wait Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me About This”

Is this for serial killers?

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Schmebulock • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

Woman Is Told She's Cruel For What She Said To Stranger: "I Hadn't Been With A Woman In 5 Years"

Dude is a creep and in desperate need of a dose of reality.

Pregnant Woman Uses Caring Wife As A Human Punching Bag, Screams At Her Daily, She Finally Snaps

When someone shows you who they are believe them. The pregnancy is just an excuse for showing her true colors.

Woman Is Told She's Cruel For What She Said To Stranger: "I Hadn't Been With A Woman In 5 Years"

Dude is a creep and in desperate need of a dose of reality.

Pregnant Woman Uses Caring Wife As A Human Punching Bag, Screams At Her Daily, She Finally Snaps

When someone shows you who they are believe them. The pregnancy is just an excuse for showing her true colors.

30 Confusing And Bizarre Things People Spotted While Visiting Other Homes

Someone needed to call CPS.

Woman Devastated After Accidentally Getting A Nasty Text From A Friend She Wasn’t Supposed To Get

Unfriend - problem solved

“You Won't Be Leaving This Page Without Learning Something New!” 50 Of The Most Interesting Facts (New Pics)

and now the five people that live there are staunchly Republican. Funny how things change.

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Schmebulock • submitted a new post 5 months ago

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Schmebulock • commented on 5 posts 5 hours ago

Woman Gets Hated On By In-Laws For Decades, They’re Shocked When She Doesn’t Let Them Move In

They should buy a new place, sell the old one and not tell the parents. Then invite them to move in and laugh when they show up to the old address.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Skunked beer is a thing, and going back and forth from cold to hot to cold always seemed to change the taste.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

I must have missed that one because I don't remember anyone ever saying this or even thinking it.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Body hair on men is not very trendy as well.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

Never heard of plants craving electrolytes? People do need some.

Schmebulock • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

Man Files Complaint Against Neighbor’s “Illegal Shed,” Ends Up Losing $40K And His Swimming Pool

Not sure if this is a real story. What was the neighbor trying to "scare them off" from?

Woman Is Too Comfortable Stealing Roommate’s Food, Gets A Surprise: “Carefully Swapped It All”

Schmebulock • commented on a post 2 days ago

Guy Ruins Relationship With Brother After A Prank On His GF Goes Wrong: “She Went For His Throat”

Something is seriously wrong with a 22-year-old bawling like a baby!

Schmebulock • commented on a post 4 days ago

“She’s On Vacation At Everyone Else’s Expense”: Woman Wants MIL Gone, Husband Interferes

Tell the husband if he wants his mom to stay for a long period of time then he needs to pay for a bigger place to live. If he can't do that then STFU.

Schmebulock • commented on a post 5 days ago

30 Awesome Internet Hacks You Were Too Lazy To Google Yourself

Is there one that makes him into a clown?

Schmebulock • commented on a post 6 days ago

Woman Loses It Over Nephew’s Unhinged Behavior, Tells Sister She's Gonna Sue

When anyone in the family says anything about what happened, ask them if it's ok if you throw bricks through their car windows. If they say no, then tell them to STFU, or that's what you will do.

Schmebulock • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times Hilarious Coworkers Made Everyone’s Day Better (New Pics)

Can't help but feel a lot of these people need a life outside of work.

Schmebulock • commented on 8 posts 1 week ago

Woman Is Told She's Cruel For What She Said To Stranger: "I Hadn't Been With A Woman In 5 Years"

Dude is a creep and in desperate need of a dose of reality.

Pregnant Woman Uses Caring Wife As A Human Punching Bag, Screams At Her Daily, She Finally Snaps

When someone shows you who they are believe them. The pregnancy is just an excuse for showing her true colors.

30 Confusing And Bizarre Things People Spotted While Visiting Other Homes

Someone needed to call CPS.

Woman Devastated After Accidentally Getting A Nasty Text From A Friend She Wasn’t Supposed To Get

Unfriend - problem solved

“You Won't Be Leaving This Page Without Learning Something New!” 50 Of The Most Interesting Facts (New Pics)

and now the five people that live there are staunchly Republican. Funny how things change.

29 Weird Things That Make You Say “Wait Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me About This”

Is this for serial killers?

These 50 Pics Prove That We’re In The Middle Of A Selfishness And Entitlement Epidemic (March Edition)

Take a sh!t in it and swap it back. Clearly mark yours with a permanent marker or something so you know it's yours from now on.

These 50 Pics Prove That We’re In The Middle Of A Selfishness And Entitlement Epidemic (March Edition)

Pull some out a throw in the trash.

Schmebulock • upvoted 7 items 8 hours ago

Woman Gets Hated On By In-Laws For Decades, They’re Shocked When She Doesn’t Let Them Move In

They should buy a new place, sell the old one and not tell the parents. Then invite them to move in and laugh when they show up to the old address.

just_some_guy65 reply

Bottled water companies "By the time you feel thirsty, it is too late" OK then how many people have died from drinking to thirst? The myth is so pervasive that there will be people saying I am wrong.