For Bored Panda Members Only, Join Our Weekly Newsletter

Yes, subscribe me to Bored Panda Weekly Newsletter!

Join the Fun!

Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!

P.S. It's 100% free, unsubscribe anytime.

Thank you!

You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!

Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!

Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications

Instant Access via Homescreen Tap

Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!

Get it now Skip to the website

SH Holmes

Community Member

SH Holmes

Community Member

Follow (15) Unfollow

11 posts

1K comments

61.9K upvotes

5.9K points

This lazy panda did not forget to write something about itself. Or did I?

Follow (15) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

SH Holmes • commented on a post 2 months ago

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

The real gift is violence.

SH Holmes • upvoted 39 items 2 months ago

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

I’m sure that cocoa could accidentally get spilled somewhere on something that could cost the company a whole lot of money

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

What's with all these so called cutesy funny worthless gifts?

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

I’m sure that cocoa could accidentally get spilled somewhere on something that could cost the company a whole lot of money

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

What's with all these so called cutesy funny worthless gifts?

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Two slices???

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Are those fake $100 bills? That would REALLY be a kick in the nuts.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Stand in the doorway and moon them.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

This total lack of dignity is making me want to vomit.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

I'd appreciate that 100 grand in my paycheck.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Are they edibles?

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

And fake money. 🙄 What a slap in the face.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Actually, this is better than most of these, but not by much.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Achive?? 🤣

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Whole other level of insensitive. 'Here's a hat that reminds you that you weren't the guy who died!'

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Nothing at all would have been less offensive.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Girl on the left gona throw some noodles on her boss

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Was this intended for the children? Because those are toys

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

That is more disgusting than any school lunch I ever got

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

For the OP’s sake….. I hope this was a joke. I’d be squishing that on my boss’ desk if it wasn’t!

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Where do you work, a hotel?

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

How about 'I quit'

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

This one even comes with an additional insulting message about how you need chocolate to improve your attitude because you've been so grumpy

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

They probably spent weeks stealing the containers from the local takeaways. That’s effort

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

That's really bad!

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

For 15 years as a teacher, I got a pin

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

What is this, the Irish potato famine? (I just can't help commenting on all of these, its just so ridiculous what people call a "bonus")

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

I’m starting to think these are all American and have zero budget to spend. I could be wrong but I’m appreciating their creativity if that is the case. At least they’re trying.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

This is pathetic

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

I think they misspelled *crappy*

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

I think it’s safe to say they don’t appreciate you

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

When I first saw the picture I thought oh that's a miserable looking cookie.... but a rock? a rock that they probably picked off the ground on their way there? Jesus Christ, please throw it at your boss.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

I'm curious if they are implying being bisexual gives you some kind of magic coffee making skills. Because I'm friends with all the wrong bisexuals if this is the case.

50 Memes That Prove Humor Connects Us All In Tough Times

ask first... consent is important.

Funny, Funny Memes

36 Funny And Furry Pics Of Cats Who Aren’t Afraid Of A Hard Day’s Work

Show All 39 Upvotes

SH Holmes • submitted a new post 4 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, How Are You? (Closed)

SH Holmes • submitted 6 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, How Are You?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Kind Of Pet(S) Do You Have?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, How Are You?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas. What Is Your Favorite Game?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Book?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Something Funny That Your Pet Does? (Closed)

SH Holmes • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, How Are You Lately? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas. This Is A Safe Space, Feel Free To Vent Here.

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space. Feel Free To Vent Here.

Ask Pandas

Hay Pandas. What's Your Pets Favorite Food To Steal?

SH Holmes • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, How Are You?

Hey Pandas, What Kind Of Pet(S) Do You Have?

Hey Pandas, How Are You?

Hey Pandas. What Is Your Favorite Game?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Book?

Hey Pandas, What's Something Funny That Your Pet Does? (Closed)

SH Holmes • submitted 7 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Are You Lately? (Closed)

Hey Pandas. This Is A Safe Space, Feel Free To Vent Here.

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space. Feel Free To Vent Here.

Hay Pandas. What's Your Pets Favorite Food To Steal?

Hey Pandas, What Is At The Top Of Your Bucket List?

Hey Male Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing A Female Has Done To You?

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Photo Of Your Sleepy Pets

SH Holmes • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

The real gift is violence.

36 Funny And Furry Pics Of Cats Who Aren’t Afraid Of A Hard Day’s Work

What a distinguished, dapper gentleman.

40 Memes That Hit Harder Than Small Talk At A Party You Didn’t Want To Attend

My thoughts are both simultaneously.

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

Indeed

SH Holmes • commented on a post 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Are You? (Closed)

I'm glad that you're doing well.

SH Holmes • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

45 Hilariously Chaotic “Wrong Number” Texts (New Pics)

I said that exact thing right before seeing your comment.

50 Hilariously Spot-On Netflix Memes That Take Less Time Than Picking What To Watch (New Pics)

I blame it on the Batman that came before that, the black and white one where the batmobile is just Bruce Wayne's car with the sunroof up.

SH Holmes • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

50 Of The Most Cursed Images For People Who Have A Higher Tolerance For Bizarreness (New Pics)

Chow meincraft

If You Like Dogs More Than People, You May Enjoy These 50 Heartwarming Memes

It's adorable.

50 Random Memes To Share With A Random Person At The Bus Stop

My favorite Doctor is whichever I am watching at that moment.

SH Holmes • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

9 Out Of 10 Therapists Approve: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Mental Health

I'm down.

50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were

Harm for short?

50 Funny Memes To Bring Out The Geek In You

Yes.

SH Holmes • commented on a post 9 months ago

50 Horrifying Things Workers Saw During Structural Inspections (Best Of All Time)

Nah, that is just the secret stash area.

SH Holmes • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

This Facebook Page Shared 50 Funny Puns That Deserve More Appreciation

Cheesus Crust

This Facebook Page Shared 50 Funny Puns That Deserve More Appreciation

That one episode of Psych, and Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost.

33 Funny Things People Said To Medical Staff Before Their Anesthesia Started Working

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes From “Just Nihilist Things”

Same

SH Holmes • commented on 2 posts 11 months ago

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

I'm the nipple.

50 Times People Or Businesses Won The Funny Sign Game And Got Celebrated On Facebook

Midichlorions

SH Holmes • upvoted 20 items 2 months ago

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Was this intended for the children? Because those are toys

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Are those fake $100 bills? That would REALLY be a kick in the nuts.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

And fake money. 🙄 What a slap in the face.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

I'd appreciate that 100 grand in my paycheck.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Two slices???

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Where do you work, a hotel?

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Actually, this is better than most of these, but not by much.

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

For the OP’s sake….. I hope this was a joke. I’d be squishing that on my boss’ desk if it wasn’t!

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

They probably spent weeks stealing the containers from the local takeaways. That’s effort

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Achive?? 🤣

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

How about 'I quit'

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

Whole other level of insensitive. 'Here's a hat that reminds you that you weren't the guy who died!'

This Snow Reminded Me Of That Time When My Employer Asked Us To Work In -40 Weather. Our Reward? A Hat

“What Twenty Years Is Worth To My Company”: 30 Of The Most Insulting Work Bonuses (New Pics)

What is this, the Irish potato famine? (I just can't help commenting on all of these, its just so ridiculous what people call a "bonus")

My Girlfriend's Boss Handed This To Her In Her Office Saying, "These Are Being Handed Out From The Company." I'm Not Sure If This Is A Christmas Gift. What Do You All Think?

Last Week Boss Overhears Us Complaining About No Raises, This Week Everyone Get Cookies

After 10 Years At Her Job She Got A Pay Rate Increase, I Don’t Know What We’re Are Going To Do With All This Extra Cash

My "Bonus" A $5 Dunkin Gift Card

My Company Has Given Each Employee 1-2 Bottles Of Expired Hand Sanitizer For "Employee Appreciation Day" 3 Years In A Row. Guess They Had Some Left Over From The Lockdowns

A Competing Company Is Offering Us 20 Percent More To Work For Them. Management's Response

SH Holmes • is following 23 people

fair_weather_rose (they/she)

Community Member

Robert the Otter

Community Member

𝓪𝓶𝔂

Community Member

Tardigrade (water/bear)™

Community Member

Maytheblahaj(she/her)

Community Member

Gustav Gallifrey

Community Member

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

Community Member

Stardust she/her

Community Member

Diana Lopetaitė

BoredPanda Staff

C Lawson

Community Member

Diego

Community Member

crowspectre (he/they)

Community Member

BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)

Community Member

Jesus Christ

Community Member

꧁༒🄱🄾🅁🄴🄳🄿🄰🄽🅃🄷🄴🅁༒꧂

Community Member

Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

Community Member

Headless Roach

Community Member

SH Holmes • 15 followers

fair_weather_rose (they/she)

Community Member

𝓪𝓶𝔂

Community Member

𖤐 a m y 𖤐

Community Member

Populus tremuloides(they/them)

Community Member

the shrimp whisperer

Community Member

Average Chicago sports fan

Community Member

C Lawson

Community Member

꧁༒🄱🄾🅁🄴🄳🄿🄰🄽🅃🄷🄴🅁༒꧂

Community Member

BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)

Community Member

BDK 624

Community Member

Contact Bored Panda

If you have an urgent matter, you should contact the Bored Panda staff via our contact form. Please select the type of your inquiry:

General Inquiry

Report Post

Removal Request

Contact SH Holmes directly: Email:

Points 5,911 Top 1% overall

User Submissions

"Emmy The Robot": 21 Comics By Dominic Cellini That Are Funny, Thoughtful, And Unexpectedly Human

1comment 25 points

Exploring The World From Above: 35 Drone Pics By Dimitar Karanikolov

5comments 29 points

Secret Stories Hidden In The Clouds, Revealed By This Creative Artist (22 New Pics)

3comments 33 points

Creative Chef Puts Color And Patterns Into His Pasta, Making It Into Edible Art (41 New Pics)

11comments 36 points

23 Powerful Images Of The World’s Invisible Women, By Michele Zousmer

7comments 33 points

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Relationship Boundaries That Have Led To Positive Outcomes (Closed)

3replies 19 points

40 Cute Plush Toys Handmade By This Artist

5comments 35 points

I Plan And Capture Intimate Elopements In The Swiss Alps, Here Are Some Of The Most Memorable Ones

3comments 17 points

Artist Builds Fantastical Dioramas That Look Straight Out Of A Sci-Fi Fairytale (50 Photos)

5comments 32 points

Stunning Embroidered Fabric Looks Just Like Books And Notebooks, By Candace Hicks (39 Pics)

5comments 28 points

Around the web

‘Exhausted’ Prince Harry admits his ‘worst fears have been confirmed’ after another ‘sad’ legal battle

Worker rescued from collapsed subway construction site in South Korea after 13 hours

Famous Coachella Couples Through The Years ... Cuteness Overload!

Brian May, 77, rocks Coachella as Benson Boone’s surprise guest for ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ — 7 months after suffering stroke

Erik and Lyle Menendez score major victory after judge rules resentencing bid can proceed