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GalaxyGriffin • upvoted 24 items 2 years ago

50 Times People Threatened Someone In Such Funny And Chaotic Manner, It Ended Up In The 'Rare Threats' Online Group

Don't judge me, but I had to know. According to the interweb, 1 grain of sand has a volume of 4.83 x 10^-9 cubic meters. International residential building codes requires that a room be no less than 70 sq ft, with no dimension being less than 7 ft. So let's say that a small bedroom would be 7 ft x 10 ft, with a height of 8 ft. That's 560 cubic ft, or about 15.8 cubic meters. So how many days is that? Well to get to 4.83 cubic meters it will take 1 million days, given the previously stated dimensions. To fill the room 3,270,000 days, or just under 9,000 years.

50 Times People Threatened Someone In Such Funny And Chaotic Manner, It Ended Up In The 'Rare Threats' Online Group

My old professor used this exam question…. “You are on the physics building roof, you see your professor walking below, when do you need to let go of the water bomb to hit him on the head” figures were provided. He came in after the exam and the first thing he said was… “I’ll never have to worry about getting wet with you lot around” Burn, the whole class, burn. 🤣

50 Times People Threatened Someone In Such Funny And Chaotic Manner, It Ended Up In The 'Rare Threats' Online Group

You've Done It Now Josh

"Blessed Comments" Share 50 Examples Of A Comment Making The Post Better

“FOR CREAMY!” they all scream as they rush into battle. Facing mental illnesses and adversities head on. All for one little cat.

Someone Asked “What Ended Your Friendship With Your Best Friend?” And 30 People Got Honest

Speaking as a Christian, I can say that that is not why your father had cancer. I don't know why he had cancer, but that two weeks later was the good Lord ending his suffering and taking him home.

"Blessed Comments" Share 50 Examples Of A Comment Making The Post Better

FOR CREAMY!!!!!

Relatable-Funny-Memes

"That's How My Family Ended Up In Ohio": 35 Stranger Than Fiction Stories That Actually Happened, According To This Viral Twitter Thread

I had a dream of a crossing in my city I had never been to before. Two years later we drove past it... But even crazier was when my Mum dreamt of a town in France (she lived in the UK). When she went on a roadtrip with her friends in France, they went through the town and her friends were pretty confused how she knew where the bakery was etc.

"That's How My Family Ended Up In Ohio": 35 Stranger Than Fiction Stories That Actually Happened, According To This Viral Twitter Thread

I believe this. When I was a teenager I dreamed I saw myself walking with two blond children on a zebra crossing on a very sunny day. Fifteen years later I had two blond children. Maybe everything is predestined and sometimes you can see your future?

"That's How My Family Ended Up In Ohio": 35 Stranger Than Fiction Stories That Actually Happened, According To This Viral Twitter Thread

You are a perfect couple

Hey Pandas, What Strange Things Have You Overheard?

"People ate Lebron James?!?" I heard this when I was in middle school, it's stuck with me ever since. I never got any context for it and it sometimes eats me up inside.

30 Animals That People Are Scared Of Or Don't Like When They Really Shouldn't, As Shared In This Online Thread

It wasn’t the snakes fault the devil disguised himself as a snake then tempted Adam and Eve

“What Is Acceptable Today That You Think Won’t Be Acceptable 100 Years From Now?”: 35 Predictions Shared By Our Community

If religion has improved your life and it helps you...I have no problem with that. I don't hate religious people just because I don't share their beliefs. But it shouldn't be forced upon anyone. And by forced I mean your beliefs making it hard for other people to live their lives. And it shouldn't be AT ALL a part of politics or government. I feel like there should be some kind of penalty leading and up to disqualification if you make any part of your campaign about your religious beliefs. No laws should be made based on a belief system that may or may not be true.

“What Is Acceptable Today That You Think Won’t Be Acceptable 100 Years From Now?”: 35 Predictions Shared By Our Community

It's fine not to want religion for yourself, but for people who have those beliefs getting rid of religion would leave them empty and unhappy. Why make them lose their belief system id they aren't hurting you? I'm not saying there aren't those who use their religion to punish others, but the majority recognise it as a personal choice.

30 Animals That People Are Scared Of Or Don't Like When They Really Shouldn't, As Shared In This Online Thread

Though the serpent did decive eve. I'm inclined to believe that it was that the devil was using the serpent. I'm not saying that they are warm and cuddly but they were created with intention of eating pests. I'm not afraid of snakes but the venomous ones should probably be avoided.

“What Is Acceptable Today That You Think Won’t Be Acceptable 100 Years From Now?”: 35 Predictions Shared By Our Community

Not originally. Before it served as a sense of comfort. I think it makes people feel better believing there is essentially another life after death. Then it became a form of discrimination.

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

Isn’t one ghost enough ;-)?

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

Adam and Eve is a story to represent the story of creation. Know how offensive your words are before you say them. While I understand the idea of the cult you are talking about, that isn’t most of Christianity and shouldn’t be used to generalize this religion. If you wouldn’t bash other religions for fear of sounding like an ignorant AH don’t bash Christians, because here you kind of sound like one.

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

Be a Christian on Quora and you'll see it's hypocritical sarcasm. Atheists are Spaghetti-wielding hyper-evangelists.who acidicly defend and promote their faith, or decrie ours, whenever they have an opportunity (which is usually on a Christian subject that riles them up. Much like the above, in fact). Let's see if we can get 1000 comments that are definitely NOT evangelizing the atheist faith.

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

Ain't that the truth....Nothing wrong with believing in a higher power but there is so much wrong with how most organized religions are run.

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

My university had a religious studies professor who was also a devout catholic. He could talk for hours about the flaws and errors of catholicism and of christianity in general, which was his main area of expertise, but still go to church. He used to say "I know the concept is flawed, but for me, it still works better than the alternative...".

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

As a believer in God, I can tell you it doesn't take an atheist to see the flaws in religious dogma either.

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

stop blaming God for the works of the devil... your theology will improve if you do this...

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Unfortunately, Jesus wasn’t American. And the Bible wasn’t written by Him, it was eyewitnesses during the lifetime of other eyewitnesses, recording supernatural events to take place in fulfillment of specific prophecies and they knew that it was divine rather than human in origin!

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GalaxyGriffin • upvoted 14 items 3 years ago

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

So do I. Idk why people think they’re mutually exclusive.

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Well i believe both are real 🤷‍♀️😂

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

So do I. Idk why people think they’re mutually exclusive.

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Well i believe both are real 🤷‍♀️😂

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Wow.... this is so disrespectful. Congratulations bored panda, I hope you're proud of yourself 👏

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

The “fairy tale” isn’t harming anyone. Some of the people who believe it are. It’s not the religion, it’s the religious members.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

That’s sad. I’ve experienced horrible actions by “followers of Jesus” as well. Didn’t cause me to believe that religion is evil.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

I wasn’t insulted by the post. It was truly ironic. I am insulted by the commenters here who decide anyone who believes something different than them is blow them.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Yes because you’ve decided to s**t on all people who believe something different than you. Nicely done.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Aight then. You are free to discriminate people for what they believe. Still a discriminator.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

I can see how this would be funny to a certain group of people. But posting it on here, as if everyone will find it funny feels insensitive. However, I feel fine when these posts make fun of flat earthers, so, I dunno. Maybe I'm hypocritical, and we all just have to suck it up.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Yeah, this post heavily insulted me because I am a Christian

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Wtf is wrong with y’all? Yes, I get it, this church was stupid to put up this sign. Yes, I get it, some Christians can be hateful and annoyingly agnostic. Becoming a hater yourself doesn’t help the situation. Religiophobes (haters who discriminate based on religion) are no better than racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, and any other hateful prejudiced low-lifes on this planet. You’ve now outed yourself as a hater. Congrats.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

I don't get it either, so it so it does not mean you are stupid.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

I dont know why you got downvoted because I'm having a hard time figuring it out too. I'm not Christian, I'm just stupid lol

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

I don't get the joke.

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GalaxyGriffin • commented on 2 posts 3 years ago

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

WTF? How is that? Can't you see so many people are making fun of and bullying people on this thread who are Christian? And you, calling people 'idiot' just because they have different beliefs. i don't see anyone here trying to force Christianity on people, you're the one trying to make us feel worthless and unseen.

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Well stop making fun of people and hating on people who do believe God exists. Respect other's beliefs.

GalaxyGriffin • submitted 4 new posts 3 years ago

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GalaxyGriffin • submitted 16 new posts 4 years ago

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GalaxyGriffin • submitted 12 list additions 3 years ago

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GalaxyGriffin • submitted 8 list additions 4 years ago

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GalaxyGriffin • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

50 Of The Most Ironic Images That Show The Universe Has A Great Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Well stop making fun of people and hating on people who do believe God exists. Respect other's beliefs.

50 Times Adults Decided To Have Some Fun In These Museums And Art Galleries

that is so cool!

People Are Cracking Up At These 30 Dad Jokes As Found On The Internet

They're going to see which comes first, the chicken or the egg.

40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves

I love the reaction in this one.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

i'm not surprised.

50 Times Mannequins Made Shopping More Fun (New Pics)

The little girl knows what's up.

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

'Daaang, I look paler than I do in real life!"

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

Top ten worst betrayels of history.

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

"No, I'm not.But thanks for the concern."

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

'Carry on, nothing to see here" XD

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

This is definitely me,

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

And now you have to clap harder again to establish dominence.

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

But....I'm left handed........:>

40 Short Spine-Chilling Stories For Those Who Like To Be Spooked, As Shared Online

That's kind of wholesome actually.

GalaxyGriffin • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Times People Threatened Someone In Such Funny And Chaotic Manner, It Ended Up In The 'Rare Threats' Online Group

You've Done It Now Josh

50 Times People Threatened Someone In Such Funny And Chaotic Manner, It Ended Up In The 'Rare Threats' Online Group

Relatable-Funny-Memes

"Blessed Comments" Share 50 Examples Of A Comment Making The Post Better

FOR CREAMY!!!!!

"Blessed Comments" Share 50 Examples Of A Comment Making The Post Better

“FOR CREAMY!” they all scream as they rush into battle. Facing mental illnesses and adversities head on. All for one little cat.

Someone Asked “What Ended Your Friendship With Your Best Friend?” And 30 People Got Honest

Speaking as a Christian, I can say that that is not why your father had cancer. I don't know why he had cancer, but that two weeks later was the good Lord ending his suffering and taking him home.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

Ain't that the truth....Nothing wrong with believing in a higher power but there is so much wrong with how most organized religions are run.

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

As a believer in God, I can tell you it doesn't take an atheist to see the flaws in religious dogma either.

50 Pictures And Posts That Made It To The Online "Gallery Of Inexplicable Stupidity" (New Pics)

"That's How My Family Ended Up In Ohio": 35 Stranger Than Fiction Stories That Actually Happened, According To This Viral Twitter Thread

You are a perfect couple

"That's How My Family Ended Up In Ohio": 35 Stranger Than Fiction Stories That Actually Happened, According To This Viral Twitter Thread

Hey Pandas, What Strange Things Have You Overheard?

"People ate Lebron James?!?" I heard this when I was in middle school, it's stuck with me ever since. I never got any context for it and it sometimes eats me up inside.