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Sparkle Bean • upvoted an item 22 hours ago

Folks Reveal Inaccurate 'Facts' They've Been Told, And The Examples Are Hilarious (37 Answers)

The soap kills viruses and the anti-bacterial soap kills bacteria. Water only doesn't unless it is hot enough. But then you gotta worry about burning your skin.

Sparkle Bean • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Folks Reveal Inaccurate 'Facts' They've Been Told, And The Examples Are Hilarious (37 Answers)

An “antidisinfectant” would be an infectant.

Sparkle Bean • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

Folks Reveal Inaccurate 'Facts' They've Been Told, And The Examples Are Hilarious (37 Answers)

It has electrolytes! Idiocracy.

Doctors Share 30 Times They Couldn't Believe How Dumb Adults Could Be

Hope Child Services was notified?

Sparkle Bean • upvoted an item 4 days ago

This Online Community Shares Unfortunate Haircuts, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Looks like an old school video game character.

Sparkle Bean • upvoted 6 items 5 days ago

This Online Community Shares Unfortunate Haircuts, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Krusty is that yooo?

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

Um, wouldn't they be Brazilians, not Mexicans?

This Online Community Shares Unfortunate Haircuts, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Krusty is that yooo?

50 Hilarious Photos People Forgot About Until They Checked Their Phone

Um, wouldn't they be Brazilians, not Mexicans?

This Online Community Shares Unfortunate Haircuts, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Why does it look like Carol Channing???

Social Media Can’t Stop Joking About The TikTok Ban, Sparking These 30 Brilliant Memes

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Social Media Can’t Stop Joking About The TikTok Ban, Sparking These 30 Brilliant Memes

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Lab Coat Laughs: 50 Science Memes To Leave You Crying In Your Beakers

Nope. That lacks any paradox.

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Sparkle Bean • upvoted an item 6 days ago

Lab Coat Laughs: 50 Science Memes To Leave You Crying In Your Beakers

My cat used to do this. She'd wait for me in bed very impatiently with an annoyed expression on her face.

Sparkle Bean • upvoted an item 1 week ago

“I Did The Job, Boss”: 35 Times People Attempted To Do Their Job But Failed

That's been my motto my entire life

Sparkle Bean • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

“Deserve To Be Flung Into The Sun”: 50 Dumb Drivers That Are A Danger To Themselves And Society (New Pics)

Surely in the drive through you turn your headlights off if there's cars in front of you? Isn't that basic courtesy ?

“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should”: 30 Awful Ideas Executed Flawlessly (New Pics)

I thought of "The Jetsons" 😆

“Deserve To Be Flung Into The Sun”: 50 Dumb Drivers That Are A Danger To Themselves And Society (New Pics)

We, as a society, need to come together and tell these car makers to chill the eff out with these bright lights.

“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should”: 30 Awful Ideas Executed Flawlessly (New Pics)

Am I the only one that likes this? I think it's pretty.

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Im an ER doc and see this far too often with young and middle aged people with minor aches

Patient : I have some *insert pain in random joint/limb/back* since yesterday.

Me: Did you take any thing for the pain

Patient: no I didn't

Me: why

Heres where I get multiple equally stupid answers from people

A : I wanted to see a doctor first (why??????? These people have mild pain and are willing to wait for hours for no reason)

B: I don't know what to take (how does anyone from the age of 15 onwards not know about Tylenol/advil/generic OTC pain meds is beyond me )

C: I don't like taking pills (the f**k do you think I'm going to do, lay hands and make it better I'm not a f*****g paladin!!!

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Sparkle Bean • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

1.7M People Are Crying Laughing At The Memes From This Page, So Here Are The 49 Best

Oh I was so thrilled when I got to see my daughter in 3D/4D (whatever they were calling it) I got to see her face and facial expressions and she sucked her thumb it was weird, wild, and wonderful. She'll be graduating high school this year. *cries in mom*

50 Construction Fails That Are Both Upsetting And Hilarious

I have almost this exact setup in my very old (for the US) house, and yes, it was definitely an add-on. I'm not gonna say I like it but, you do get used to it and I have had many successful middle of the night trips (no pun intended) to the bathroom. My only problem is when the cat is sitting on one of the steps and I don't see him because I don't turn the lights on.

Sparkle Bean • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

50 Funny And Relatable Memes That Perfectly Describe What It’s Like To Work In Hospitality

Sparkle Bean • upvoted 7 items 3 weeks ago

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1.7M People Are Crying Laughing At The Memes From This Page, So Here Are The 49 Best

Went from Jesus to Captain America

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Sparkle Bean • upvoted 4 items 4 weeks ago

“Still Can't Explain What We Saw”: 30 Eerie Sights That Made Nighttime Drivers Question All

"We couldn't see the car in front of us because of the hood being up and were distracted because were talking to each other for a minute, which is how much time it takes for the cop to get back in his car and drive off. Such a mystery! What in God's name could have happened?! OMG! Was he a GHOST?!! It's the only logical explanation!!" 🙄

Sparkle Bean • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

Netizens Point Out The 37 Biggest Movies They'll Never Re-Watch Again, Under Any Circumstances

I agree and don't think it's shallow. It's just protecting myself from totally unnecessary hurt, especially considering how painful real life can be.

20 Stars Whose Dramatic Transformations Had Everyone Talking This Year

sorry, can't get over anti-Semitism and bigotry and verbal abuse and...

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50 Funny And Relatable Memes That Perfectly Describe What It’s Like To Work In Hospitality

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Doctors Share 30 Times They Couldn't Believe How Dumb Adults Could Be

I've often thought that the whole "stay a virgin til you get married" thing was a crock. How can tell if your and your spouse are sexually compatible if you don't sleep together before the wedding?

“I Did The Job, Boss”: 35 Times People Attempted To Do Their Job But Failed

That's been my motto my entire life

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