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Kona

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Kona

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Profile picture is from "a dumb a** on the internet." Me and this epic person named onion and I worship the Wendigo now (I hope that's alright with the artist lmao)

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Kona • upvoted 35 items 7 months ago

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40 Times People Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Reviews

Bwahhaha.

40 Times People Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Reviews

This is cute. I hope Google was happy with the review.

40 Times People Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Reviews

Awww. Such sweet Tommys

40 Times People Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Reviews

Drone? Meat slicer? Is this guy for real?

40 Times People Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Reviews

I love this one. I've seen it many times, and I always crack a rueful smile. That lady could be me! Also, I want her pants.

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

If you can't afford daycare, you can't afford a kid. Yes, I know it's a crime that daycare costs so much and there aren't any alternatives and this is not how things should be, but this is currently how the US works. Do what you can to change it and when the situation is better, then have your kids. But until then, I stand by what I said.

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

What on earth crosses men's minds? Is their gland the only driving factor? I think too much free pron on the internet is just giving them testosterone poisoning.

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

"Hey, honey, so guess what? I just started my new job and- ohshit my supervisor is looking at me."

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

He didn't just "want to get laid". He is a paedophile who attempted to groom a 14 year old child. Don't minimise what he did by having a laugh over how he wrecked his life in a series of bad choices, he is someone who actively ruins the lives of others and he got what he deserved, in fact it should have been much worse.

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

Honestly, it's an important question. Doesn't excuse what she did, but it does put it into context.

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

Didn't want to, or couldn't afford to? Let the down votes begin.

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

Seriously? Who let HER loose?

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

Wow . . . just . . . wow. I'm struggling to imagine how such a giant intellect managed to get dressed in the morning.

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

Also, with a condition that would make you fall asleep at random, security guard just isn't the job for you.

50 People Who Made A Critical Mistake During The First Day On The Job And Got Fired

That is a pretty hilarious mistake to make if she genuinly thought that was the way to go. Lacking in common sense perhaps, but hilarious

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

Honestly if they'ved been happily married for however long who are we to judge as long as they are both happy 😁. And no laws were violated before hand I personally say mind your own f****n g business . You people really need to ask your parents or grandparents when they got married I think you'd be surprised 🤯 also my parents have a age difference they've been happily married for 35 years so yes s**t happens sometimes and we honestly don't know the circumstances sometimes that's all I was trying to say but to be perfectly honest I don't give a c**p what people think of me either way 🙂

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

How about part of my ear?

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

I saw a girl try that with her keys in middle school, the guy didn't get it at all (or he was not interested and great at acting) and it was so very cringy. I still get second hand embarrassment just thinking about it.

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

My second husband asked my grown son for my hand in marriage. My son replied that he better take the rest of me, too. No joke.

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

If I found Ryan Gosling lying dead in the road, I would put him in my car so I could use the carpool lane.

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

So, farmers, vinters, ranchers and the like should make do with a few acres?

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

I mean if someone offered ME 4 horses and a mule I'd probably say yes, but I'd be upset if they gave them to my parent.

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

Too many people still think that Romeo and Juliet was a love story.

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

Five years later: Miso sick of soup.

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

Whats up with this? Is this romantic???? It sounds more like some kind of cultural ritual?

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

When and where was trespassing romantic?

34 Behaviors That Creep People Out Now But Once Were Considered Romantic, As Pointed Out Online

Upvote for the picture.

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We were in a rut and desperately needed people, so my boss told me to lower my standards (commercial driving job and I had disqualified like four candidates, all warranted imo). I said fine, I'll try, and he sends me a student from our driving school (first three days are classroom, last 2 days are for driving. This man shows up. Late. No uniform (we bought him one). I ask him where his uniform is. Left it at home. I say okay, you can have someone bring it on lunch, let me see your driver's license. He says he also left that at home. I say how do you show up to be a driver on your first day, late, without your uniform and license. He says sorry, he overslept. I fired him on the spot. He cussed me out and walked away. My boss started to scold me until I told him what happened. He stopped lol.

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Kona • commented on a post 7 months ago