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Also why doesn't it censor my bad language??

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2$:!,&amp;.d2&amp;:! • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

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2$:!,&amp;.d2&amp;:! • commented on 10 posts 2 years ago

30 People Who Have Doorbell Cameras Are Sharing The Worst Things They’ve Caught On Them

Does anyone else find it a but fuçked up that they literally went to the door with a gun? I understand wanting to protect your mail, but shooting someone for it.

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

How would you consume the water?

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

Ok, I understand branches being a hazard as well, but would you really prefer to get hit in the face with a cactus? Sounds worse than a scratch from a few twigs.

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

You put cheese in your converse???

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

Not if you had enough weight on it :)

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

*makes 6 more*

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

That's why it's in a post about D I Y things.

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2$:!,&amp;.d2&amp;:! • upvoted 28 items 2 years ago

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U don't smoke but your name is literally gin. Alcohol is not good for you either.

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Excuse me WHAT????!?!?

People Share 40 Random Pieces Of Advice That Might Help You Out

U don't smoke but your name is literally gin. Alcohol is not good for you either.

30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account

Excuse me WHAT????!?!?

People Share 40 Random Pieces Of Advice That Might Help You Out

Swap events are great because they allow you to directly exchange something that is worthless to you for something valuable while the people you're swapping with are getting just as good a deal.

30 People Who Have Doorbell Cameras Are Sharing The Worst Things They’ve Caught On Them

Does anyone else find it a but fuçked up that they literally went to the door with a gun? I understand wanting to protect your mail, but shooting someone for it.

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

How would you consume the water?

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

Ok, I understand branches being a hazard as well, but would you really prefer to get hit in the face with a cactus? Sounds worse than a scratch from a few twigs.

40 Of The Most Questionable Handmade Items That Made People Ask “DIY WHY” (New Pics)

You put cheese in your converse???

People Share 40 Random Pieces Of Advice That Might Help You Out

Anything above SPF 50 is false advertising. You can only protect yourself from the sun so much. If you see SPF 100 don't waste your money. And usually child's sunscreen is better than adults sunscreen.

30 People Who Have Doorbell Cameras Are Sharing The Worst Things They’ve Caught On Them

Really beautiful, and evidence that there's more to this existence than we know.

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Awkward at the next thanksgiving after when one couple divorces...

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But only the reef-safe kind (with zinc oxide and titanium dioxide). Let's keep ourselves and coral reefs safe!

50 Real Glitches In The Matrix That Might Freak You Out (New Pics)

as an identical twin myself I've always considered this a bit creepy 😨

30 People Who Have Doorbell Cameras Are Sharing The Worst Things They’ve Caught On Them

He needs to get job as a fortune teller.

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Use sunscreen.

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Make sure you drink enough water. Every cell in your body needs it

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Whenever you’re stuck in a situation where someone starts to cry, offer to get them water. It gives them the space to express their emotions privately for a bit and feel cared for as you are trying to help by getting water. Also helps if people crying makes you uncomfortable.

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Brush your teeth no matter what just brush em before you lose em

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A chemical plant blew up a few miles from my house and you could hear the a distant explosion and see an orange glow on mine

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My little brother is a sleepwalker, this one time he snuck out of the house (while still asleep). My sister said she heard someone talking just outside the door, went to look and saw my brother sat on the porch couch apparently having a conversation with my grandpa. She says he was telling my grandpa “I love you” and “I’m going to miss you.” My dad got him back inside the house without waking him up and nobody gave much thought into what just had happened until a couple hours later when my uncle called telling us my grandpa had passed away while asleep. My little brother says he doesn’t remember anything but we got it on video, we can’t hear what he’s saying too clearly but he was definitely talking to someone and he sure as heck said “I’m going to miss you” at least twice.