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A girl

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Grandma, retired information security professional. I garden, make really bad puns, snort when I laugh really hard and enjoy BP because it's pretty funny and BPs are generally pretty kind.

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A girl • commented on 13 posts 7 hours ago

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

Lol. My husband's kid's. They're not that weird. Rather have those than claws

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

Oh h e l l no. You might be interested but the rest of the normal world would retch 🤮

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

Lol. My husband's kid's. They're not that weird. Rather have those than claws

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

Oh h e l l no. You might be interested but the rest of the normal world would retch 🤮

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

Lol. I thought it was a trope. My experience in 30 years is I know where everything is. "Honey, where's the eyeglass screwdriver" "bathroom, first drawer, on the right, in a clear pouch" " I don't see it". Go to bathroom. Open first drawer. Extract clear pouch, from the right. Deliver eyeglass screwdriver. Let's not even start about where stuff is in the fridge or where the car keys are .

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A girl • upvoted 7 items 10 hours ago

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

My experience as well. It was like salt water infused snot... Why do ppl eat that on the regular?

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

Jesus's Jim, I'm a prophet, not a doctor!

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

My experience as well. It was like salt water infused snot... Why do ppl eat that on the regular?

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

Jesus's Jim, I'm a prophet, not a doctor!

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

Beware of a woman who's Helen Wheels!

“Like He’s God’s Gift”: Elon Musk Slammed For Reacting To Taylor Swift Body-Shaming Post

Come come now, that's no reason to insult Uncle Fester.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

I'm all for a good argument, but if there's no compromise to someone else's views, that's a flag.

“Like He’s God’s Gift”: Elon Musk Slammed For Reacting To Taylor Swift Body-Shaming Post

I'm not a Swiftie, but I continue to marvel at how wafer thin Trump's skin is that he feels he must attack anyone famous person who criticizes him. I'm pretty sure she'd still sell out a venue faster than he would. And Elon is just the lame sidekick

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I never know a picture could look painful

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A girl • upvoted 16 items 1 day ago

22 Plastic Surgeries That Even Top Surgeons Would Refuse To Have Done On Themselves

Yeah, this was an issue my gran had. Probably the only one I’d do, as I remember how badly her vision was affected.

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

That's me looking at my husband after I find something he says is not there.

22 Plastic Surgeries That Even Top Surgeons Would Refuse To Have Done On Themselves

Yeah, this was an issue my gran had. Probably the only one I’d do, as I remember how badly her vision was affected.

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

That's me looking at my husband after I find something he says is not there.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

I tried drinking. As a matter of fact, I tried drinking every day. Quit after I became allergic to alcohol. I every time I drank, I broke out in handcuffs.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Can't do audio books, I zone out when hearing someone drone on and on. Also it's too slow compared to reading it myself.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

I cannot wrap my mind around this. I still remember my first drink decades ago. I knew I wanted that warm fuzzy feeling every second of every day forever. It didn't take long for me to spiral into alcoholism. But I've been sober for 12 years now and I wouldn't go back to it for anything, and my mind still can't comprehend why anyone would just want one or not want that feeling.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

I won't even date someone with the same political views as mine. ... But that's mainly because I'm already happily married and if I started dating someone she would probably get a bit upset, and that would ruin my night's sleep.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Bunghole soup

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

NOPE. Not gonna jump out of a perfectly good plane

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I do understand that they like Curry (Indian food).

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

True but they are allowed their opinions as are we.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

I wont ever run unless I'm being chased.

“Like He’s God’s Gift”: Elon Musk Slammed For Reacting To Taylor Swift Body-Shaming Post

The traitor trump and the new Rasputin seem like the kind of people who would body shame someone while making lampshades from their tattooed skin.

“Like He’s God’s Gift”: Elon Musk Slammed For Reacting To Taylor Swift Body-Shaming Post

who wants to give these rats some karma all in favor say aye

“Like He’s God’s Gift”: Elon Musk Slammed For Reacting To Taylor Swift Body-Shaming Post

He is an incel; just a rich one.

“Like He’s God’s Gift”: Elon Musk Slammed For Reacting To Taylor Swift Body-Shaming Post

I am normally not someone to body shame, but there is just some flat out irony when two of the least attractive men I have ever seen denigrate the looks of someone they couldn't even pay for with all their money.

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

Mine scream when I'm in the bath as well. And he as to sit on my knee whilst I'm on the loo. I'd put a picture if I knew how

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A girl • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

Don't we all

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

That's not cool

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

Don't we all

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

That's not cool

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

Hilarious

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

Who would do that? The dunking? I had to take a "test" to adopt my dog that was pretty much a phycological evaluation to ensure I was mentally stable to have a pet. The meanest thing I've done to my dog is withhold a treat because he was trying to get a treat by scratching my leg. So he doesn't scratch my leg anymore.

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A girl • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Ever Realize You Did Something To Make Up For Gone Relationships? (Closed)

A girl • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Done Something Kind You Later Realized Probably Backfired?

A girl • submitted a new post 9 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Pet React When There Is A “Disturbance In The Force”? (Closed)

A girl • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Sign You Completely Misunderstood When Traveling (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Disgusting Thing You Ever Encountered As A Homeowner Or Renter? (Closed)

A girl • submitted 10 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas. What's A Thing I Lotr Movies That Kinda Disappointed You?

Ask Pandas

How Long?

Challenges

Hey Pandas. Post A Picture Of Something You Saw Online And Absolutely Needed To Try At Home.

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of A Funny Or Disturbing Google Suggestion

Challenges

Hey Pandas. Show Us A Picture Of Poorly Thought Out Decor.

Ask Pandas

Step Parent Question?

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Show Me An Unexpected Web Question You Found While Researching Something.

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Meme That Pokes Fun At Your Local Dialect

Hey Panda's. What's Your Monday Look Like.

Challenges

Hey Panda's. What Do You Know The Proper Name Of But Call It Sometimes Particular To Your Household

A girl • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Challenges

Hi Pandas, Post An Image That Humorously Sums Up Your First Six Months Of 2020

Ask Pandas

Hey Panda's, What's Something Your Significant Other Does That Drives You Nuts But You're Keeping Them Anyway.

Challenges

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Bedhead You've Ever Had? Post Pics (Closed)

A girl • submitted 3 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You Don't Like About Your Partner?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Movie Take You’ve Ever Heard?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Greatest Revenge Story?

A girl • submitted 2 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Snippet From A Story You’ve Written

Hey Pandas, Aside From Censorship, What’s The Most Annoying Thing About Social Media Platforms?

A girl • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Has Been The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A TV Show Without Saying Its Name And Have Others Guess It

A girl • submitted 2 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest Autocorrect Fail? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Animals?

A girl • submitted 3 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Finish The Sentence

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Scariest Experience While Home Alone? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Has Your Experience Been After Dealing With An Infestation? (Closed)

A girl • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Tips For A Freshman Student In High School?

A girl • submitted 4 list additions 8 months ago

The Nicest Smile On A Dog's Face

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Funny Stories? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Most Awkward Moment! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Anxious About? (Closed)

A girl • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Changes Have You Made To Accommodate Your Increased Age? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take A Screenshot Of Anything (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Feel Guilty About, But Don't Need To? (Closed)

A girl • commented on 13 posts 7 hours ago

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

Lol. My husband's kid's. They're not that weird. Rather have those than claws

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

Oh h e l l no. You might be interested but the rest of the normal world would retch 🤮

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Squid. Seriously? The first person that said "hey let's eat moving rubber bands" must have been really hungry.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Excellent analogy

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Norovirus lock down. Nope

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Folly now. I'm not answering. No career in it.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

This. Husband, "let me read you this news". Me "please send me the link. I hate being read to". Hearing it in another voice ruins it.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Lol. There's a reason mom didn't name me Grace. Cross country, I can do that. Downhill. Are you mad?

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Day trip. Cool. Prison boat. Not cool

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Running for me is restricted to clowns with knives chasing me.

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I'm going to embrace my fear on heights, climb up on my roof with a bottle of vodka, smoke a bunch of weed, and watch the fireworks.

A girl • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

Don't we all

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

That's not cool

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

Hilarious

50 Precious Pics Of Cats Looking Extremely Annoyed

American Woman Staying In UK Says The British Find Her Usual US Habits "Rude"

My left arm only fuctions as a counterweight. If you think the fork transfer looks weird, you'd laugh out loud at my attempt to eat with my left hand.

A girl • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

“This Is Why You Don't Talk To Exes”: 40 Of The Worst Exes People Had To Deal With (New Pics)

Honestly. I would alert the family this person is having an episode and then walk away.

“This Is Why You Don't Talk To Exes”: 40 Of The Worst Exes People Had To Deal With (New Pics)

One must block these messages.

A girl • upvoted 20 items 10 hours ago

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

Ya I've got those, they're really useful when I'm cleaning and picking stuff up off the floor

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

My son and I have Flintstone feet - short and wide - and we can both pick up stuff with our toes.

“My Dad’s Truck Didn’t Randomly Break Down”: 40 People Spill Their Dirtiest Secrets

What? Cool! Not true unless ... pictures!

50 Mental Health Memes To Help Trick Your Brain Into Thinking That You Don’t Hate It Here (New Pics)

That's me looking at my husband after I find something he says is not there.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

My experience as well. It was like salt water infused snot... Why do ppl eat that on the regular?

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

I tried drinking. As a matter of fact, I tried drinking every day. Quit after I became allergic to alcohol. I every time I drank, I broke out in handcuffs.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Accomplished-Bat7738 reply

Alcohol. I got drunk once and ended up halfway across town with my shoes missing. Plus it tasted disgusting. Luckily i didn’t get hungover, but im gonna stick to being a stoner for the rest of my life lol.

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

NOPE. Not gonna jump out of a perfectly good plane

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Bunghole soup

Tried It Once, Never Again: 45 Things People Say They’ll Avoid Forever

Can't do audio books, I zone out when hearing someone drone on and on. Also it's too slow compared to reading it myself.

PymsPublicityLtd reply

Camping. An unpleasant combination of bugs, heat, dirt, pooping in the woods and uncomfortable sleeping. Followed by me being sick as a dog for about a week. Yup, hotel vacations for me ever since.