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ToasterBoy

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ToasterBoy

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I created this profile just to make a post about my dog because I love her THAT much.

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I'm just your typical web developer, graphic designer, improvisor, actor, & DIY semi-pro. I was also Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006 (I'm dead serious, Google it right now).

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ToasterBoy • upvoted 20 items 4 days ago

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ToasterBoy • upvoted 11 items 5 days ago

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

If only to claim all the fresh water of the Great Lakes for his business to compete with Nestlé, don't forget Canada.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Yea!!

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

If only to claim all the fresh water of the Great Lakes for his business to compete with Nestlé, don't forget Canada.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Yea!!

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Just lately he suggested taking the Panama canal and Greenland by force in order to protect the free world.... Protecting the free world by invading it....

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Technically Jesus was a Zombie...

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Get ready, people on social security! And if you voted for trump, as always, fúck you and thanks so fúcking much!

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Yep

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But Elon is so cool and smart, and if I ride his meat hard enough he might notice me.

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Transgender people exist. As do people who are genderfluid and people who are non-binary. So yes, people who are born physically male can be "girls", and people who are born physically female can be "boys".

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

I f*****g love AOC

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Best we can do is a cardboard box and slice of Velveeta

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It's male reproductive rights so of course it will be more important than women's rights 😔😑

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ToasterBoy • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

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I have no use for keyless door locks. I’m an avid early adopter of most technology, but I don’t like the idea of a hackable door into my residence.

edit: I know that if someone wants to get into my home badly enough, they are getting in. I just want them to work for it.

35 Times People Encountered Such Over-Designed Things, They Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

Dangerous

ToasterBoy • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

This Bread Knife In A Swiss Restaurant Has A Silhouette Of The Major Peaks In Switzerland

Capitalism Cannot Survive Without Poverty

This Bread Knife In A Swiss Restaurant Has A Silhouette Of The Major Peaks In Switzerland

Capitalism Cannot Survive Without Poverty

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I was traveling and needed to eat some fruit. I had forgotten my camera at home and wanted to take pictures. And I was visiting a female friend.

But when the clerk snickered, I realized what buying condoms, bananas, and a disposable camera at the grocery store might look like.

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