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ToasterBoy
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I created this profile just to make a post about my dog because I love her THAT much.
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I'm just your typical web developer, graphic designer, improvisor, actor, & DIY semi-pro. I was also Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006 (I'm dead serious, Google it right now).
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An ex of mine was feeling frisky but I was on my period. He asked why I didn’t just push out all the blood so we could get busy. I said “…what?”
Him: “Just bear down and push it out like you do when you pee. Women can do that.”
Me: “…no, we can’t. That’s not a thing.”
Him: “If you can do it when you pee, you can do it to get rid of your period. Women just use it as an excuse not to have s*x.”
I was so stunned I asked him to leave and broke it off with him the next day. Unbelievable.
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An ex of mine was feeling frisky but I was on my period. He asked why I didn’t just push out all the blood so we could get busy. I said “…what?”
Him: “Just bear down and push it out like you do when you pee. Women can do that.”
Me: “…no, we can’t. That’s not a thing.”
Him: “If you can do it when you pee, you can do it to get rid of your period. Women just use it as an excuse not to have s*x.”
I was so stunned I asked him to leave and broke it off with him the next day. Unbelievable.
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