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Alexej Dvorak • commented on 10 posts 9 months ago

30 Of The Most Hilariously Chaotic Things To Have Been Spotted At Car Shows

So many checks on the bingo card for the price of one look. Awesome!

35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

Wow, put matching items together and you won't have to search for them individually, what a life hack! I honestly didn't think this was news to anyone.

30 Of The Most Hilariously Chaotic Things To Have Been Spotted At Car Shows

So many checks on the bingo card for the price of one look. Awesome!

35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

Wow, put matching items together and you won't have to search for them individually, what a life hack! I honestly didn't think this was news to anyone.

35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

There's a video yet to be made on "how to actually find what you're fu©king looking for on youtube"

31 Facts That Took People By Surprise When They First Heard Them, As Shared Online

strange times in berries club.

50 Times People Saw Real Glitches In The Matrix And Had To Look Twice (New Pics)

Without the jackets, they would just be two people with black hair. Really mediocre entry compared to others on the list.

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

Ah, don't worry about it, we don't get a real say in it either. Most of these pseudo-activist BS regulations only get real public after they're enacted and you suddenly wonder where the next dumb change in an everyday item comes from. There's few things less transparent than what your vote in EU elections will go to.

30 Items That Are Only Popular In Some Countries, Even Though They Should Be Popular Worldwide

TIL: Shutters are not a thing in the US apparently. Fascinating.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

On a simple factual view, yes. But the not too subtle subtext paints the artist as a rather toxic if not narcissist personaliy themself, so assuming a more or less autobiographical inspiration for the comics' plots, I'd take the depiction of other persons with a heavy grain of salt.

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

To be fair, and I don't know if this applies in all markets, but here they made some major change to the recipe a couple of years ago, and it's really "meh" ever since. Before it was maybe not the best, but at least unique in a good way.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

earliest adult wisdom: no mail means no bills.

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Alexej Dvorak • upvoted 9 items 9 months ago

30 Of The Most Hilariously Chaotic Things To Have Been Spotted At Car Shows

So many checks on the bingo card for the price of one look. Awesome!

50 Times People Saw Real Glitches In The Matrix And Had To Look Twice (New Pics)

Agreed. This is just lazy.

30 Of The Most Hilariously Chaotic Things To Have Been Spotted At Car Shows

So many checks on the bingo card for the price of one look. Awesome!

50 Times People Saw Real Glitches In The Matrix And Had To Look Twice (New Pics)

Agreed. This is just lazy.

35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

Wow, put matching items together and you won't have to search for them individually, what a life hack! I honestly didn't think this was news to anyone.

35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

There's a video yet to be made on "how to actually find what you're fu©king looking for on youtube"

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

30 Items That Are Only Popular In Some Countries, Even Though They Should Be Popular Worldwide

TIL: Shutters are not a thing in the US apparently. Fascinating.

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

We have something similar, called Eszet.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

And thus we see yet more futility of Brexit - we are still indirectly subject to EU regulations and now have no say in making them! Bravo, Leave voters!

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Alexej Dvorak • upvoted 19 items 10 months ago

31 Facts That Took People By Surprise When They First Heard Them, As Shared Online

No, it's momentum. It's because the commutator [p,x] is equal to -iℏ and not zero. There isn't really a velocity operator.

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31 Facts That Took People By Surprise When They First Heard Them, As Shared Online

No, it's momentum. It's because the commutator [p,x] is equal to -iℏ and not zero. There isn't really a velocity operator.

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30 Brands That Have Absolutely Watered Down Their Quality

True but Amazon used to have better standards on who it allows to sell through its platform

30 Brands That Have Absolutely Watered Down Their Quality

That's great and all IF they have the product I am looking for and IF it does not cost a lot more. I'm poor. When I can find the product I actually want and the price is the same or close to same I try to purchase local. But "buy everything local" is often a rich man's game.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

Yep. You're the only one who noticed the entire point of the comic. Only you. Well done. Your super special prize is in the mail.

31 Facts That Took People By Surprise When They First Heard Them, As Shared Online

And there are 2 hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule, so.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

If this was reversed, and it was a male making these generalizations and jokes, it would be slammed so hard. Which it should be. And which this version should be, too.

30 Brands That Have Absolutely Watered Down Their Quality

Maybe you should consider not being a Repeat customer. Maybe you should consider not being a Repeat customer.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

That,'s supposed to be the point of this comic, I guess...

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Tagged along with a friend to a house party where I barely knew anyone. Was walking in the kitchen when someone decided to prep a big fruit salad and I offered to help with the mango because just a couple days prior I had watched a Youtube tutorial on how to easily cut up a mango. (Cut off “flat” sides, cross score, flip inside out to get a “mango hedgehog”, cut off spikes, easy!). I had never tried that technique before but still gave it a shot. Somehow I managed to pull it off perfectly. When I looked up everyone in the kitchen was astounded by how skillfully I had prepped that mango. One of my buddies female friends so much so, that we ended up hooking up that evening and had a months long fling. TL;DR Handled a mango, got the girl.

The artist said: “For example, I made a comic on how women hate when men sexually breathe down their necks - plenty of women responded that they actually love it. So now I've learned - there's a lot of disturbed women out there.” So.. because SHE doesn’t like getting her neck breathed on, women who DO are “disturbed”, apparently!

These Comics From "Tardaasa Comics" Will Improve Your Mood

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

Every day anyone works/eat/sleeps/plays a video game is technically a day closer to death.

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Alexej Dvorak • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes For All Of Us To Relate To, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Sorry. I just had a moment there seeing the pic.

30 People Share Movies Where The "Strong Female Lead" Was Actually Done Right

It seems she left such an impression that the OP didn't even remember her name and just put "#actresses character".

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On this specific topic, I'm always sighing for a second when in Armageddon they have the two space shuttles take off simultaneously and (for space travel) incredibly close to one another. If this really was the one mission to save humanity without a second chance, you wouldn't take that unnecessary risk.

I used to work in import/export for a big retailer. Helloween stuff came in around Easter time, Christmas items were on in August. Around Helloween we had the carnival goods and coming in after Christmas break, I started on Easter things. You really wouldn't make a buck if you started your Christmas campaign on Christmas, lol.

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“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

We have something similar, called Eszet.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

If this was reversed, and it was a male making these generalizations and jokes, it would be slammed so hard. Which it should be. And which this version should be, too.

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30 Of The Most Hilariously Chaotic Things To Have Been Spotted At Car Shows

35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

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35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

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30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

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30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

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30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

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