My tattoo artist had on her instagram where she covered up what looked like a prison tattoo on a woman's Mons Pubis that said "Amy's Property". The coverup was Tweetybird on a lilac, which isn't a subject matter that I would personally get tattooed on myself, let alone in the swimsuit area, but has to be better than "Amy's Property." Especially since my artist told me the lady is now married to someone who is presumably not named Amy.

I have a tattoo of Borat on my butt.

Not a tattoo artist, but a friend of mines cousin has the words "Your Name" tattooed on his a*s. So he goes around at bars betting people that he has "Your Name" on his a*s. This man makes some decent money off of people.

Tramp Stamps.

Trendy ones. Currently seeing a lot of lions with blue eyes or clock faces.

The cousin of a friend got his first name in big letters on his right arm and his last name on his other arm. The first time we got introduced he showed me his arms.

Unfinished ones because they couldn't bear the pain.

Barbed wire around the bicep.

I have a friend that's an apprentice in the midwest, so I get bizarre tattoo stories all the time.

He told me recently a young woman was vehemently demanding that the artists tattoo "Daddy's Little Girl" on her mons pubis. All 4 artists in the shop refused and sent her away.

Babies' faces.

I’m not a tattoo artist but I’ve got a cousin who got a speech bubble on his arm with The Voice written on it so that he could ask people if they preferred XFactor or The Voice and then when they asked him, he could just lift his sleeve up.

No clue why.

Badly done ones and misspelled words.

Not an artist, but my friend posted a picture of this HUGE forearm tattoo of a Green Day concert ticket. It was probably one of the most stupid tattoos I'd ever seen. The friend said that her little brother got his first tattoo, and I asked if it was a joke. It wasn't.

I happened to save the picture to my computer, so here it is!

Faces of people.

Not a tattoo artist but when I went to get my first tattoo, I was sat waiting for the tattooist to get the stencil ready so I was reading through some tattoo magazines and there was this one tattoo... It was a full on v****a with a tampon sticking out of it with blood leaking all over the place. Just.. Who the f**k would get that.

Names, unless it is the name of your child, don’t do it.

Chinese characters whose meaning people don't understand.